Author Topic: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker? (Read 5993 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** July 25, 2007, 03:47:40 PM »

So, I'm attracted to this girl at my bank with a lazy eye. she's really cute. But I dunno. I think Imma ask her out.

Tigerriot · « **Reply #1 on:** July 25, 2007, 03:48:51 PM »

A lazy eye can be a pretty distracting thing, I just had to work with a guy for a few months with a really bad one.

But, if you're looking for love, and she's really cute and cool, it may be worth it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** July 25, 2007, 03:50:37 PM »

What if we get married and she starts posting here and pokes through my post history and sees this thread? shit!

thekavorka · « **Reply #3 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:14:52 PM »

you're attracted to Tmac?

abrader · « **Reply #4 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:18:53 PM »

Not at all - as long as someone makes me feel good ya kno?

She could be cute - put an eye patch on her.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:26:50 PM »

Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2007, 08:18:53 PM

Not at all - as long as someone makes me feel good ya kno?

She could be cute - put an eye patch on her.

lol.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:32:52 PM »

Nah, webbed toes is a deal-breaker

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:49:58 PM »

Quote from: thekavorka on July 25, 2007, 08:14:52 PM

you're attracted to Tmac?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:00:13 PM »

this thread fills me with sadness. yo, us magikal eyed mofos need love too :'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:01:24 PM »

just punch her in the head to knock her eye back in the correct position!

after you do make sure to make this face though:

bagofeyes · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:03:37 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 25, 2007, 09:01:24 PM

just punch her in the head to knock her eye back in the correct position!

after you do make sure to make this face though:

I wanna get plastic surgery to make my face like that. Nobody could hate you.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:04:07 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 25, 2007, 09:03:37 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on July 25, 2007, 09:01:24 PM
just punch her in the head to knock her eye back in the correct position!

after you do make sure to make this face though:

I wanna get plastic surgery to make my face like that. Nobody could hate you.

like I could hate you anyways

bagofeyes · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:05:14 PM »

abrader · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:06:17 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 25, 2007, 09:00:13 PM

this thread fills me with sadness. yo, us magikal eyed mofos need love too :'(

it could be worse - someone could have said your hair looks like sodster smith

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:08:18 PM »

Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2007, 09:06:17 PM

it could be worse - someone could have said your hair looks like sodster smith

what the fuck? i've lived all this time with ginger, nappy ass hair and now THIS?

who the fuck is sodster smith?

abrader · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:09:09 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on July 25, 2007, 09:08:18 PM

Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2007, 09:06:17 PM
it could be worse - someone could have said your hair looks like sodster smith

what the fuck? i've lived all this time with ginger, nappy ass hair and now THIS?

who the fuck is sodster smith?

no someone said my hair looks like robby smith

thats worse than someone bein gay about yer eye

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:15:17 PM »

Quote from: abrader on July 25, 2007, 09:09:09 PM

no someone said my hair looks like robby smith

thats worse than someone bein gay about yer eye

I pretty much learned to play the drums by following the one drum beat on The Cure's "Pornography" so I can't hate. But yeah, being compared to Bob is not awesome.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2007, 09:19:29 PM »

who unlocked this? bastards.

abrader · « **Reply #18 on:** July 26, 2007, 12:38:26 AM »

Are you going to make your girl whear a chastity eyepatch mueppe?

She has to unlock it with a key for anyone to get at her socket

FatalT · « **Reply #19 on:** July 26, 2007, 12:41:37 AM »

Bail out.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** July 26, 2007, 12:44:28 AM »

I don't like all the hate in this thread. Rolling, hating, etc.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #21 on:** July 26, 2007, 12:57:02 AM »

I have a lazy eye. You can't really tell I don't think, but yeah. I used to wear an eye patch when I was a kid. Not to school thankfully, but at home watching TV and stuff.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:23:52 AM »

I went out with a girl with a lazy eye for a while and it was horribly distracting

littlemathletics · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:28:25 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on July 25, 2007, 08:32:52 PM

Nah, webbed toes is a deal-breaker

Bollocks to you. I have webbed toes.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #24 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:32:56 AM »

i dated a girl with Bell's Palsy once. Her right eye didn't open fully, at least not compared to her left. i didn't even notice it after a while.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:15:03 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on July 26, 2007, 12:57:02 AM

I have a lazy eye. You can't really tell I don't think, but yeah. I used to wear an eye patch when I was a kid. Not to school thankfully, but at home watching TV and stuff.

really? wow. imma ask her out then cuz you're pretty much perfect

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:16:22 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 25, 2007, 08:49:58 PM

Quote from: thekavorka on July 25, 2007, 08:14:52 PM
you're attracted to Tmac?

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Quote from: xnikki118x on July 26, 2007, 12:57:02 AM

I have a lazy eye. You can't really tell I don't think, but yeah. I used to wear an eye patch when I was a kid. Not to school thankfully, but at home watching TV and stuff.

Thats seriously fucken awesome

. xnikki118xx:HARDCORE. Now I'ma think of you as some sort of street fighter with an eye patch.

bud · « **Reply #27 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:28:45 AM »

girls with toes that are bigger than their big toe, ugh.

i saw this girl who looked really good and she was wearing flip-flops. now this was class-a material but her middle toes (!!!!) were bigger than her big toe $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:32:48 AM »

Quote from: bud on July 26, 2007, 08:28:45 AM

girls with toes that are bigger than their big toe, ugh.

Doesn't whiteACID have this going on?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** July 26, 2007, 10:53:28 AM »

Heather Graham, hot and lazy eye.

Robo · « **Reply #30 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:54:35 AM »

I don't really have anything to say, I just want you to consider this:

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:48:39 PM »

I went to the bank today and she wasn't there. I probably won't go back for two weeks now until I get paid again. I was looking forward to it.

BlackMage · « **Reply #32 on:** July 26, 2007, 03:14:11 PM »

when you do her, surprise her with a squirt right into her good eye to even things out.

then she'll have that whole, Renée Zellweger thing going on.

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Author Topic: if a girl has a lazy eye, is it a deal breaker? (Read 5993 times)