i once ate a girls butthole out... numerous times
As long as they've showered, I don't have a problem with it.
:-Xdunno. i like tossing a girls salad and fingering her butthole and doing them in the butt. maybe i really am gay... or bi. I'm an ass-man for sure. I'll take a nice ass over a nice rack any day. And I just love to lick stuff. I love tongue action. Mmmmmm. the best thing is when you're having sex, just grabbing a nice handful of ass and going harder. I don't know what's wrong with me. And is it weird that after all of this, I find farts (male or female) to be utterly disgusting. I don't mind if a girl accidentally lets one squeak. Hey, that's natural. But if a girl is like "hehe *fart*" I would deck her in the face and then throw up.
man, despite my jokes, i don't get the anal fixation so many folks have. wtf!
I'll take a nice ass over a nice rack any day.
But if a girl is like "hehe *fart*" I would deck her in the face and then throw up.:lol
:-Xdunno. i like tossing a girls salad and fingering her butthole and doing them in the butt.
man, despite my jokes, i don't get the anal fixation so many folks have. wtf!
I'd never force this on a girl who didn't enjoy it, though. Fortunately, the wife likes it.
that's a keeper for sure. I always try to get a girl to at least try it, if it's not her thing, then whatever, but she needs to at least try!:-Xdunno. i like tossing a girls salad and fingering her butthole and doing them in the butt.
man, despite my jokes, i don't get the anal fixation so many folks have. wtf!
You're not gay, nor are you bi, you're just awesome in bed, like me.
I'd never force this on a girl who didn't enjoy it, though. Fortunately, the wife likes it.
It might be the hispanic thing. I watch Univision with the sound off sometimes and it's all these bitches looking like Latina Naomis, pre-tweekI'd never force this on a girl who didn't enjoy it, though. Fortunately, the wife likes it.
she likes it AFTER you married her? nice one!
We don't do it very often, though. It's not a regular occurrence in the bedroom.
:-X
i cannot imagine getting excited about poking the dooky tunnel. the fuck!
y'all must have little dicks!
looks painful for both the dude and the girl, plus WHY IS THE VAG SO BORING
i srsly just don't see the appeal. what *is* the point? some creepy domination/submission urge? scat fetishism?
but i don't care that you enjoy it, i'm just curious why. REAL TALK.
more nerve endings there.
"anal sex is a beautiful thing to ease into"
..you're all like AHHH BLISS and it's worth it.
no sir, we tend to mix up the positions in a pretty even distribution. i'll spare the forum the details since rl friends post here, but if i ever felt the urge to put a pinky in her winky stinky, i'd be signing divorce papers. we're of a like mind on that issue: the ass is a no fly zone.
besides, again, why do you need to hit the ass when doing it doggie style? is it cuz little corny can't, uh, y'know, reach....WHAT COME ON THAT DIS IS A GIMME
hey, both maf and tvc have met my wife, and i'm sure she wouldn't appreciate the, er, intimate details of our relationship shared on TEH INTARWEBS. besides, do YOU really want the image of your friends and coworkers slappin' dat ay-ss or ridin' cowgirl? no THANK YOU.
and i'm just sayin', if you move yer dick down an inch or two from the brown balloon knot when poundin' the mound, there's a vag open and waiting. it's not much more of a reach UNLESS
well
:hurr
unless it is too small to adequately penetrate from that angle!
she's half kraut, yeah
she's half kraut, yeah
and she's not into anal? you better get her lineage checked, duder
b) doggy style presents the g-spot more effectively than some other positions, so while we aren't talkin' a need for ten inches of monster dickin', it DOES help to pack more than oh, say, a ruzbeh-grade three-incher (or not have a g-style jelly belly)
a couple of things:
* how do you "adequately penetrate" a vagina? the clit is the main focal point of enjoyment in the female species and unless you enjoy having your cervix banged - which some women do, and some women don't - it really doesn't matter HOW big your dick is
Wow! You guys know a lot about what women like. :lol
This is a horrible thread.
IGNORE ME
it's a venture bros reference, corny. KAY
great. so uh is your constant refrain of "IGNORE ME" supposed to mean that us plebes should shut the fuck up or...?
let us get back to WHY YOU CRAVE THE POOPERHOLE, i am not satisfied with your answers
i like when i'm licking a girls ass and she's grinding on my face. makes me feel good and dirty at the same time.
let me put it this way, if you've tasted a girls pussy, you've most likely tasted her ass too. they're so close together and between walking, sweet and general chode area odor and excrement, it tastes pretty much the same. and if i'm eating her ass, my nose is a good bit away, it's either shoved deep in her pussy or her upper crack. keep in mind, i wouldn't do this if a girl has been out of the shower more than a few minutes. so it smells like general sex sweat.i like when i'm licking a girls ass and she's grinding on my face. makes me feel good and dirty at the same time.
Do you...taste anything while you do this? I just can't imagine being in someone's ass and not smelling/tasting something. Someone might say "well what does that say about YOUR ass" but hey, as Jules Winnfield would say the anus is a filthy animal
yeah, that article pretty much confirmed what i figured: that most dudes want to do chicks in the ass because it inflates their sense of masculine dominance, which likewise suggests gross insecurity.
Oh, and
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yeah, that article pretty much confirmed what i figured: that most dudes want to do chicks in the ass because it inflates their sense of masculine dominance, which likewise suggests gross insecurity.
Seems rather...odd to "not care" whether she's experiencing pain. Seems like pain would turn lots of chicks off, especially if the smelly dude on top didn't give a shit. :-\
Not to say that anal can't be lots of fun for guys and gals, but there's a big social/status aspect to it. I don't think the "it feels better" logic explains the big role it plays in porn, ferinstance.
What do porn stars have to do with actual sex?
yeah, that article pretty much confirmed what i figured: that most dudes want to do chicks in the ass because it inflates their sense of masculine dominance, which likewise suggests gross insecurity.
so why do you like it? why is it more exciting than vaginal intercourse? "variety" really isn't a justifiable answer for such a silly distinction. at least with oral sex, there's a pretty broad range of technique.
martin amis wrote an article about the porn industry several years ago -- you can probably find it online. he asked some producer or director about the primacy of anal sex in porn, and received the memorable response: 'pussy is bullshit.' meaning that a woman's reaction to vaginal penetration on camera is going to be fake -- and probably unconvincing. her reaction to a huge cock in her ass is on some level real.
And since people are pretty reticent about sex, porn gets to set the agenda to a degree. I mean, if anal weren't the new black, how many people would it even occur to? Even bonobos don't do anal. Bonobos!
nah, drohne articulated a pretty fair if slightly disingenuous reason, although i imagine some of the perverts WILL jump on it as a better rationalization. i just can't fathom *why* in one's pursuit of alternative sensation that one would choose the place poop comes out -- and consistently -- but hey, i'm the prude here!And piss comes out of the vag. Rationalize vaginal sex if you like.
nah, drohne articulated a pretty fair if slightly disingenuous reason, although i imagine some of the perverts WILL jump on it as a better rationalization. i just can't fathom *why* in one's pursuit of alternative sensation that one would choose the place poop comes out -- and consistently -- but hey, i'm the prude here!And piss comes out of the vag. Rationalize vaginal sex if you like.
But whatever. Some men would fuck anything. If a woman had a hole that spewed molten NES cartridges, i'd get her in a shower, lube it up, and fuck it, hotness permitting.
i still think it boils down to that dudes get their macho up when a chick won't give them access to the stinky winky -- they feel they gotta have it in order to make sure nothing is "off the table" as it were, especially if a previous fling let 'em drive the hershey highway.
again, i ain't never gonna tell people what the can or can't do in the sack if all parties are consenting, but it's funny how most of you try to paint the act in some sort of quasi-altruistic light or aver the larger question of masculine hang-ups. just sayin' is all! continue to enjoy poking the pooper!
you duders did a poor job 'splaining yourselves. hey, you don't need my approval, right?
i say "most of you" because there's a spectrum of intellectual honesty i'm too lazy to bookend, and it's safe to assume that only a certain large percentage of the dooky dunkers here are disingenuous about their need.
:lol
Anal sex is fine. Just not in my anal.
Oh, don't get me wrong. I still think Drinky has the right of it...mostly. Some guys aren't smart enough to figure out the whole ego dom/submissive thing, so I have to assume they are just on some "Durrr...I saw this in a porno and my sister Geraldine won' let me do it! MUST BE GOOD STUFF" tip.
I guess there's probably also the contingent of men with dicks too small to get good sensation in some vagina?
And that's cool, but all the cries of "bingo!" made us filthy ass-shaggers feel all bad.
Well, just me. Distantmantra probably gave it to wifey in the choco starfish just to spite all y'all
I have no idea who Shane Diesel is, but any sensible adult realizes the cons of anal sex overwhelmingly outweigh the pros.
Maybe she's not sensible?
I'm just glad you didn't throw "IGNORE ME!" somewhere in there.Maybe she's not sensible?
Poor Mrs. Distantmantra. Don't ever let these two meet.
what the fuck has this turned into? seriously.
i like fucking a girl in the ass. i don't care why i like it.
if she didn't like it, she wouldn't be letting me do it.
I don't give a shit why she likes it either.
I'm just glad you didn't throw "IGNORE ME!" somewhere in there.Maybe she's not sensible?
Poor Mrs. Distantmantra. Don't ever let these two meet.
Mrs. Distantmantra: Hi I'm Distantmantra's wife.
Cyanista: BIIIIIITCH why you lettin that walking penis violate your cornhole? :maf
Awesome. Corny has started me an e-beef with some uninvolved third party. ::)
What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?
What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?
What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?This is dumb. She could just as easily say no as I can.
What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?This is dumb. She could just as easily say no as I can.
BTW, I tried a finger in my butt once. Not for me.
You ever tried anything in your butt? ;)What if the phallus was in the other butt? How many of you who like anal sex would let a woman put on a strap on and have anal with you?This is dumb. She could just as easily say no as I can.
BTW, I tried a finger in my butt once. Not for me.
How is that dumb? What's good for the goose is good for the gander. :P
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