THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on July 27, 2007, 09:50:30 PM
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:rock :punch :o :punch :rock
note: cc's album covers are very nsfw so do NOT NOT NEVER EVER google them at work plz :o :o :o :'(
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:rofl lennonfag
POST-MORTAL EJACULATION :rock
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rather listen to Lamb of God
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My first job was at a BBQ joint and the guy that worked in the pit listened to Cannibal Corpse. I made him my SPECIAL PROJECT. I forced him (quiet, fan of murder rock or whatever, probably destined to become a serial killer) to talk to me. Every day. I forced him to like me! I forced him to be my friend! And then i began mocking him mercilessly for listening to cannibal corpse.
It worked. He stopped. He even talked to girls and GOT LAID. He had me to thank.
I love you, too, Robert.
I AM A FORCE FOR GOOD IN THE WORLD
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So you were actually nice and compassionate to someone?
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It worked. He stopped. He even talked to girls and GOT LAID. He had me to thank.
You slept with him just to prove a point? That's dedication.
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When did I say I laid him? Get real. I just helped him become a little more socially acceptable.
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he's probably gonna add you to his womanskin collection someday, cyanista. :o
there were a couple kids in the grade above me in high school that cranked cannibal corpse in the parking lot during shop. they were as you expected: morphologically extreme collections of pimples and greasy hair. that said, i appreciate the effect the songs had on the teaching staff and the uptight christian kids, even if it was unintelligible 90% of the time. :shh
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i didn't know about Cannibal Corpse until I got shipped off to military school with the crazy fucking punks, animal mutilators and miscreants
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It worked. He stopped. He even talked to girls and GOT LAID. He had me to thank.
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:o
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Yeah, twisting words in peoples' mouths works well - just ask redwood.
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i'm actually a BIT shocked there's such a significant market for it. i mean, i like the sound of grind metal, but i also don't REALLY need to hear someone growl about murder and mutilation over the top of it. but hey! some folks like to lick buttholes, too! PEOPLE
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licking buttholes is a far cry from fucking them, Professor! gosh
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ew, someone likes the beatles
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someone likes the missionary position!
by the way, "Revolver" is a great album, fuck what you think
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I'll admit it, I'm the lennonfag. :(
Cannibal Corpse never did it for me and they're certainly no GWAR. If this thread was about the best Cannibal Corpse album cover to jerk to, you'd have a different story.
By the way, it's Butchered At Birth.
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My first job was at a BBQ joint and the guy that worked in the pit listened to Cannibal Corpse. I made him my SPECIAL PROJECT. I forced him (quiet, fan of murder rock or whatever, probably destined to become a serial killer) to talk to me. Every day. I forced him to like me! I forced him to be my friend! And then i began mocking him mercilessly for listening to cannibal corpse.
It worked. He stopped. He even talked to girls and GOT LAID. He had me to thank.
I love you, too, Robert.
I AM A FORCE FOR GOOD IN THE WORLD
Did you fuck him?
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i'm actually a BIT shocked there's such a significant market for it. i mean, i like the sound of grind metal, but i also don't REALLY need to hear someone growl about murder and mutilation over the top of it. but hey! some folks like to lick buttholes, too! PEOPLE
I really enjoy the music but those terrible grunts/growls of CC are soooooo lame, that's why you should listen to Death/Decapitated/Necrophagist. :)
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I already ANSWERED that. No, of course not. He was an antisocial boy who listened to cannibal corpse.
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Now some poor girl is getting mutilation-date-rape because you introduced him to social interaction.
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SPIRIT CRUUSHHHEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!! :punch :punch
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