THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2007, 02:10:07 AM

Title: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2007, 02:10:07 AM
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Let's check out the new Bioshock demo!

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OH MY GOD, NEXT GEN AM HERE TOTAL!

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MY IS DICK SO HARD, I MUST HARNESS THIS POWER!

Some say the Wii and its waggle controller are the "real" next-gen!

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NO! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO! ATOMIC DICK SMASH!

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By the power of BIOSHOCK, next-gen belongs to true gamers once more.

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Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2007, 02:11:12 AM
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WE ARE IN A LUCID DREAM
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2007, 02:12:26 AM
A LUCID WET DREAM

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Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Oblivion on August 14, 2007, 02:13:02 AM
Dick smashing Wii? Isn't that redundant?
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 14, 2007, 02:34:59 AM
Patel can break a console with his penis?  Wow. 

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Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 14, 2007, 02:39:14 AM
CAN ANYONE HELP ME MAKE A BIG DADDY SUIT FOR THE NEXT COSPLAY FEST?
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2007, 02:40:01 AM
have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 14, 2007, 02:41:55 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 14, 2007, 02:40:01 AM
have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you

I bet those nerds haven't seen enough chicks to tell the difference. 
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: demi on August 14, 2007, 02:44:14 AM
Did you guys notice that the Little Sister sings and says DADDY BEARS?

I got stiffy when I was playing it naked earlier
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 14, 2007, 02:46:47 AM
Quote from: demi on August 14, 2007, 02:44:14 AM
Did you guys notice that the Little Sister sings and says DADDY BEARS?

I got stiffy when I was playing it naked earlier

That's nasty.  I don't ever want to touch your controllers. 
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 14, 2007, 03:04:54 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 14, 2007, 02:40:01 AM
have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you

We know he's got plenty of needles
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: abrader on August 14, 2007, 07:08:48 AM
AWESOME THREAD - WILL READ AGAIN!@

NO JOKO
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 14, 2007, 09:08:59 AM
Took a littl while but Next Gen is finally here! LOOK AT THOSE SHADERS :drool
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: Himu on August 14, 2007, 11:24:38 AM
I would gladly dress up as a little sister

fyi
Title: Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
Post by: hyp on August 14, 2007, 12:48:47 PM
(http://evilboris.sonic-cult.net/346/site/bio.png)

patel is the new Segata Sanshiro.  holy shit, i fear for the women in your life.