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Howard Alan Treesong

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Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« on: August 14, 2007, 02:10:07 AM »


Let's check out the new Bioshock demo!



OH MY GOD, NEXT GEN AM HERE TOTAL!





MY IS DICK SO HARD, I MUST HARNESS THIS POWER!

Some say the Wii and its waggle controller are the "real" next-gen!



NO! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO! ATOMIC DICK SMASH!





By the power of BIOSHOCK, next-gen belongs to true gamers once more.

:bow :bow :bow
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2007, 02:11:12 AM »
:bow :bow :bow :bow :bow :bow :bow

WE ARE IN A LUCID DREAM
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2007, 02:12:26 AM »
A LUCID WET DREAM

:bow :bow :bow :bow :bow :bow :bow
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Oblivion

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2007, 02:13:02 AM »
Dick smashing Wii? Isn't that redundant?
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2007, 02:34:59 AM »
Patel can break a console with his penis?  Wow. 

:bow :bow :bow :bow :bow :bow
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Sho Nuff

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2007, 02:39:14 AM »
CAN ANYONE HELP ME MAKE A BIG DADDY SUIT FOR THE NEXT COSPLAY FEST?
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2007, 02:40:01 AM »
have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2007, 02:41:55 AM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 14, 2007, 02:40:01 AM
have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you

I bet those nerds haven't seen enough chicks to tell the difference. 
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demi

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 02:44:14 AM »
Did you guys notice that the Little Sister sings and says DADDY BEARS?

I got stiffy when I was playing it naked earlier
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 02:46:47 AM »
Quote from: demi on August 14, 2007, 02:44:14 AM
Did you guys notice that the Little Sister sings and says DADDY BEARS?

I got stiffy when I was playing it naked earlier

That's nasty.  I don't ever want to touch your controllers. 
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2007, 03:04:54 AM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 14, 2007, 02:40:01 AM
have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you

We know he's got plenty of needles
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abrader

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2007, 07:08:48 AM »
AWESOME THREAD - WILL READ AGAIN!@

NO JOKO
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2007, 09:08:59 AM »
Took a littl while but Next Gen is finally here! LOOK AT THOSE SHADERS :drool
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Himu

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2007, 11:24:38 AM »
I would gladly dress up as a little sister

fyi
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hyp

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Re: Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2007, 12:48:47 PM »


patel is the new Segata Sanshiro.  holy shit, i fear for the women in your life.
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