Bioshock made my dick so hard I used it to smash my Wii

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Let's check out the new Bioshock demo!



OH MY GOD, NEXT GEN AM HERE TOTAL!





MY IS DICK SO HARD, I MUST HARNESS THIS POWER!

Some say the Wii and its waggle controller are the "real" next-gen!



NO! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO! ATOMIC DICK SMASH!





By the power of BIOSHOCK, next-gen belongs to true gamers once more.

[Van Cruncheon]

WE ARE IN A LUCID DREAM

[Howard Alan Treesong]

A LUCID WET DREAM

[Oblivion]

Dick smashing Wii? Isn't that redundant?

[Smooth Groove]

Patel can break a console with his penis?  Wow. 

[Sho Nuff]

CAN ANYONE HELP ME MAKE A BIG DADDY SUIT FOR THE NEXT COSPLAY FEST?

[Van Cruncheon]

have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you

[Smooth Groove]

have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you

I bet those nerds haven't seen enough chicks to tell the difference. 

[demi]

Did you guys notice that the Little Sister sings and says DADDY BEARS?

I got stiffy when I was playing it naked earlier

[Smooth Groove]

Did you guys notice that the Little Sister sings and says DADDY BEARS?

I got stiffy when I was playing it naked earlier

That's nasty.  I don't ever want to touch your controllers. 

[Phoenix Dark]

have himumu dress up as a little sister to accompany you

We know he's got plenty of needles

[abrader]

AWESOME THREAD - WILL READ AGAIN!@

NO JOKO

[BlueTsunami]

Took a littl while but Next Gen is finally here! LOOK AT THOSE SHADERS

[Himu]

I would gladly dress up as a little sister

fyi

[hyp]

patel is the new Segata Sanshiro.  holy shit, i fear for the women in your life.