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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 03:59:49 AM

Title: Guys, I'm in a dilemma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 03:59:49 AM
Here's the deal, being handicapped I can't drive, cook, clean, bathe etc. Well I signed up for a deal where a nurse will come out and do that stuff, and while I won't mind who it is for almost anything, there is one exception: bathing. Now I'm not expecting some hot Asian chick to do it by any means, but my brother works for a hospice where he deals with those type of people and he said the majority of the guys there that do that are gay. Now while I don't have a problem with gay people, I REALLY don't want a gay guy to be bathing me, so should I specifically say "no gay guys" or just hope he isn't? Oh, and here's the program: http://www.okdhs.org/programsandservices/aging/docs/#find
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: bagofeyes on September 05, 2007, 04:01:40 AM
Are you really handicapped?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 04:03:40 AM
Are you really handicapped?
Yes: (http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa234/synbios459/SUNP0054.jpg)
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: demi on September 05, 2007, 04:04:21 AM
How do you bathe now?
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Post by: bagofeyes on September 05, 2007, 04:04:39 AM
Got any other pictures?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 04:05:36 AM
How do you bathe now?
My dad helps whenever he gets time off but that's only like once a week or so.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 04:05:59 AM
Got any other pictures?
No, that was one my friend did for me.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: bagofeyes on September 05, 2007, 04:07:03 AM
I kinda don't believe you
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 04:09:08 AM
I kinda don't believe you
Well, what do you want me to do? Being handicapped makes it kind of hard to take pics, which is why I don't have a camera.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 05, 2007, 04:13:02 AM
I kinda don't believe you

me either, actually.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 04:22:46 AM
I kinda don't believe you

me either, actually.
Fine, don't believe me, but what should I do if it were true?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 05, 2007, 04:39:20 AM
I kinda don't believe you

me either, actually.
Fine, don't believe me, but what should I do if it were true?

Tell them what your brother said and say that you wouldn't feel comfortable with a gay guy sponging down your junk.

Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 05, 2007, 04:41:13 AM
Just say you would prefer a woman.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: etiolate on September 05, 2007, 04:44:57 AM
My Uncle is (partially I think) disabled and I have helped him shower.  Not everyone who does it is gay.  It's a little odd at first, but then you just realize it's another human body. The thing was, I didn't hardly need to touch him.  Just use a washcloth a little and let him do what he can himself.  Just had to make sure he didn't slip or fall.  How much can you wash yourself? Can you use a washcloth? It really depends on how much the person will need to touch you. 

And if you ask for a woman, that might seem creepy.
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Post by: Ichirou on September 05, 2007, 05:11:14 AM
Do you honestly a gay guy would get turned on while bathing a disabled person? WTF is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 05:33:21 AM
Do you honestly a gay guy would get turned on while bathing a disabled person? WTF is wrong with you?
Well, it's not so much that I'm worried he'd get turned on as much as just the fact I'm being bathed by a gay guy that bothers me.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Ichirou on September 05, 2007, 05:35:01 AM
Do you honestly a gay guy would get turned on while bathing a disabled person? WTF is wrong with you?
Well, it's not so much that I'm worried he'd get turned on as much as just the fact I'm being bathed by a gay guy that bothers me.

What if it were a black mexican?  Would you be bothered then?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 06:00:34 AM
Do you honestly a gay guy would get turned on while bathing a disabled person? WTF is wrong with you?
Well, it's not so much that I'm worried he'd get turned on as much as just the fact I'm being bathed by a gay guy that bothers me.

What if it were a black mexican?  Would you be bothered then?
If you were gay, then yes.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: bagofeyes on September 05, 2007, 06:03:21 AM
Do you honestly a gay guy would get turned on while bathing a disabled person? WTF is wrong with you?
Well, it's not so much that I'm worried he'd get turned on as much as just the fact I'm being bathed by a gay guy that bothers me.

What if it were a black mexican?  Would you be bothered then?
If you were gay, the yes.

lol, he's calling you a black mexican, Ichirou
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Post by: brawndolicious on September 05, 2007, 07:38:43 AM
:rofl
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 05, 2007, 04:44:34 PM
no homo  :-*
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 05, 2007, 05:04:53 PM
Do you honestly a gay guy would get turned on while bathing a disabled person? WTF is wrong with you?

While I agree with you, it's not hard to see why he would feel uncomfortable with this. If you can get a female or even straight male to do this service, good for you. But if a homosexual male is the only option, you'll have to do what you have to do. My experience with homosexuals has revealed they have very good taste, so I doubt you have anything to worry about Synbios
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Beezy on September 05, 2007, 05:56:45 PM
Well I signed up
How?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Candyflip on September 05, 2007, 06:01:04 PM
Do you honestly a gay guy would get turned on while bathing a disabled person? WTF is wrong with you?

While I agree with you, it's not hard to see why he would feel uncomfortable with this. If you can get a female or even straight male to do this service, good for you. But if a homosexual male is the only option, you'll have to do what you have to do. My experience with homosexuals has revealed they have very good taste, so I doubt you have anything to worry about Synbios
Whoa shit. PD going for the low blow. :lol
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 06:09:46 PM
Well I signed up
How?
Called the ADVantage group.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2007, 06:37:39 PM
what.........you only bathe once a week?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 05, 2007, 08:10:33 PM
"Dilemma"
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 05, 2007, 09:20:48 PM
I kinda don't believe you
Well, what do you want me to do? Being handicapped makes it kind of hard to take pics, which is why I don't have a camera.

If you can get someone to bathe you, why can't you get someone to take another photo?  What about the person that helps you eat and wipe your butt? 
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 05, 2007, 09:22:07 PM
That HL2 shirt is way too fitting...
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a delimma and need advice.
Post by: Candyflip on September 05, 2007, 09:31:35 PM
:lol This thread is full of wince-inducing comments.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a dilemma and need advice.
Post by: demi on September 05, 2007, 09:43:42 PM
How do you rub one out? If I were you, I would set up two cushions and just go at it. You won't notice the difference, really.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a dilemma and need advice.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on September 05, 2007, 09:49:10 PM
How can you assholes make fun of him?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a dilemma and need advice.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 05, 2007, 09:52:40 PM
I wasn't making fun, I was giving helpful spelling advice.
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a dilemma and need advice.
Post by: Beezy on September 05, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
How do you rub one out? If I were you, I would set up two cushions and just go at it. You won't notice the difference, really.
:lol
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a dilemma and need advice.
Post by: Yeti on September 06, 2007, 01:15:09 AM
Hypothetically, if a person is able to type at a keyboard, shouldn't they have enough dexterity to be able to wash themselves?
Title: Re: Guys, I'm in a dilemma and need advice.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 06, 2007, 01:16:19 AM
Hypothetically, if a person is able to type at a keyboard, shouldn't they have enough dexterity to be able to wash themselves?

he uses his feet to type.