THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 02, 2006, 12:55:05 PM
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Anyone want to make any guesses on how this weekend's adventure went? I am anxiously awaiting Federman's report. I'm sure I'll feel guilty once he actually does deliver the report, but hey what can you do?
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I know I can hardly wait to hear these exciting adventures
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Willco better be glad Crystal is Chinese and not Japanese. His feet wouldn't be able to fit under the tables
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He'll be back, IN PIECES! MUHAHAHHAHAHA
MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH HAHAHHAHAH!
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*crosses fingers*
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he's currently tied up in their basement, getting three pounds of mu shu pork forcibly inserted into his hebe-hole.
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Will there be a date set for the wedding, though?
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Chinese parents are push overs. He'll be fine. They'll probably give him Rodi as a concubine too.
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I'm on the edge of my seat!
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I think Willco is missing parts of his brain that prevent him from saying inappropriate things. Even odds that he offends someone this weekend.
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He MUST be a Republican!
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Willco, what haven' you told us!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56G0JUbzwVI
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:lol
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He MUST be a Republican!
Actually, that IS a good point.
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On August 11, 1998, at approximately 5:15pm Pacific Daylight Time, Crystal had her rectum penetrated by Willbert, and thus they both lost their anal virginity. It was very rewarding for both of them and they might even try it again in the near future. The transcript of the event will be available in a matter of days, so be sure to return then.
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8. Different rules of hygiene apply to the vagina and rectum
Since intercourse can be vaginal or rectal, many people assume the the same rules apply for the penetration of the vagina and rectum. Although both are lined with soft tissue and are capable of expanding, they are radically dissimilar.
The rectum is not straight. After the short anal canal which connects the anal opening to the rectum, the rectum tilts toward the front of the body. A few inches in, it curves back - sometimes as much as 90 degrees. Then, after a few more inches, it swoops toward the front of the body once again. A person can learn about the shape of his or her rectum by gently inserting a soft object, trying different angles and body positions and concentrating on how it feels. Make sure the object has a flared base so that if you loose your grip, it won't slip into the rectum and become irretrievable.
The rectum does not produce lubrication like the vagina but only a small amount of mucus. Therefore, rectal penetration always requires a lubricant. Chemical additives should be avoided. Water-based lubricants are latex-compatible.
The main function of the rectum is to act as a passageway for feces. But feces are not normally stored in the rectum except just prior to a bowel movement. Yet small amounts may remain in the rectum, expecially if the feces are not well formed. Anal douching before lovemaking will help some people especailly concerned with cleanliness to relax. For others the idea of dirtiness heightens the joy of the forbidden; for them, douching is anti-erotic.
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6. Anal stimulation can lead to orgasm
A minority of men and women can respond orgasmically to anal sex without direct genital stimulation. Women probably do so through pelvic muscle contractions - and a small minority even though the sheer excitement of being anally penetrated. When men expereience an orgasm from anal stimulation, they tend to focus on the prostate. No doubt they are also responding to indirect stimulation of the penile bulb.
Orgasms from anal stimulation are most likely to occur when the participants become thoroughly absorbed in their sensations and fantasies. An lmost certain way to prevent such an orgasm is to be become determined to have one. Seeking an anal orgasm will create new pressures and disrupt the pleasure.
It must be remembered that most people require direct genital stimulation in order to climax. On the other hand, a few people have orgasms only with anal stimulation.
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
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Oh shit, they're back.
Time to delete my posts
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It was not a trainwreck.
From what I was told, there was only one fat joke spoken in Cantonese. Her father wanted nothing to do with me at first, but I bribed him with a birthday present and he warmed up about as well as he could to a big, goofy white guy dating his favorite daugher (sorry rodi!). Her mom seemed to warm up to me over the day; I think she liked educating me on Chinese culture.
When we started out with dim sum, I was so nervous I could vomit. Originally, the plan was to eat with her mother, her older sister, her older sister's boyfriend, Crystal's best friend and that friend's boyfriend. Since I get along with Crystal's best friend and her boyfriend loves me, this was good news. Also, the mom is indifferent to me, so the pressure is not as intense as it is with the father.
But then the father took the day off of work, said he'd join us to dim sum and then as a result, Crystal's friend and her boyfriend dropped out. I got this nugget of fun dropped on me like, 30 minutes before leaving to go to dim sum.
But it went okay. Her older sister did say I looked uncomfortable (I can't eat with chopsticks, I'm not used to all the foods, I don't speak Cantonese, etc.). But I held up and I did try a lot of stuff (moon cakes are my new favorite snack!). I got to hang with rodi, who probably likes me more than Crystal's older sister, who I think views me as weird due to my sarcasm. Her father actually SPOKE to me later in the night, as we found a common ground in classic rock, which was a good progression since he didn't even want to shake my hand initially.
I think the key was, and everyone said it, was that I relaxed near the end. I was doing fake voice overs for their home videos and joke around.
So, yeah, it was not a trainwreck.
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I hear Willco tried to pull a fast one over on her parents by using scotch tape on the sides of his head to make chinc eyes.
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well Willco if this means anything you are my favourite poster on evilbore and im glad you're back because at least you talk in threads.
be my friendosaraus.
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Sounds pretty bad.
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I dislike this outcome. I was promised something at LEAST NC-17 rated, and preferably an X rating of the Cannibal Ferox variety. Nobody got raped with a golf club? :gloomy
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I'm sorry, Drinky. If it helps - the ingredients were there.
Father's a butcher, with the overachieving, beloved daughter dating out of culture and race and religion. Could've been a bloodbath.
Our love of Queen, Van Halen and Led Zeppelin saved me.
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The gift was a good idea, I think that was the best move you made there.
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I bought the mom a box of her favorite chocolates and her father, who is a classic rock fiend (and beginning to learn electric guitar), the 2-disc DVD set of Queen: Live at Wembley.
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Good job Willco. btw Crystal didn't try to teach you how to eat with chop sticks before the visit?
Finding common ground is the best way to pull someone over to your side. I've met people who were extremely standoffish, but lowered their guard once we started talking about similar passions.
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I bought the mom a box of her favorite chocolates and her father, who is a classic rock fiend (and beginning to learn electric guitar), the 2-disc DVD set of Queen: Live at Wembley.
FUCKIN' NICE
That definitely helped big time.
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Ew, I'd shitcan true love if it meant having to pretend to like Zeppelin.
Anyway, I'm disappointed. All the ingredients were there to make this an awesome fish out of water comedy, but you delivered us something of, I dunno, Joey quality.
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Ew, I'd shitcan true love if it meant having to pretend to like Zeppelin.
Most people don't have to pretend... I don't even know what to say.
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Crystal has tried to help me with chopsticks, and I have gotten better with every try. My form is okay, but the mechanics are totally off. I hardly ever eat with them, and dim sum/dinner with the parents was not time to start experimenting. I will continue to try and learn.
The Queen DVD was definitely a huge help; as soon as he unwrapped it, his attitude changed significantly.
I also cut my hair even shorter. It's probably shorter than it's ever been in my life.
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It was not a trainwreck.
From what I was told, there was only one fat joke spoken in Cantonese. Her father wanted nothing to do with me at first, but I bribed him with a birthday present and he warmed up about as well as he could to a big, goofy white guy dating his favorite daugher (sorry rodi!). Her mom seemed to warm up to me over the day; I think she liked educating me on Chinese culture.
When we started out with dim sum, I was so nervous I could vomit. Originally, the plan was to eat with her mother, her older sister, her older sister's boyfriend, Crystal's best friend and that friend's boyfriend. Since I get along with Crystal's best friend and her boyfriend loves me, this was good news. Also, the mom is indifferent to me, so the pressure is not as intense as it is with the father.
But then the father took the day off of work, said he'd join us to dim sum and then as a result, Crystal's friend and her boyfriend dropped out. I got this nugget of fun dropped on me like, 30 minutes before leaving to go to dim sum.
But it went okay. Her older sister did say I looked uncomfortable (I can't eat with chopsticks, I'm not used to all the foods, I don't speak Cantonese, etc.). But I held up and I did try a lot of stuff (moon cakes are my new favorite snack!). I got to hang with rodi, who probably likes me more than Crystal's older sister, who I think views me as weird due to my sarcasm. Her father actually SPOKE to me later in the night, as we found a common ground in classic rock, which was a good progression since he didn't even want to shake my hand initially.
I think the key was, and everyone said it, was that I relaxed near the end. I was doing fake voice overs for their home videos and joke around.
So, yeah, it was not a trainwreck.
haha, great job man!! Yeah it takes a while for the dad to warm up to ya...... but if your intentions truly are good, he'll eventually be forced to understand that her daughter has actually fallen for a good man.
Good man! Drinks all around!
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Ew, I'd shitcan true love if it meant having to pretend to like Zeppelin.
Ew, I'd shitcan true love if it meant having to pretend to like Zeppelin.
Ew, I'd shitcan true love if it meant having to pretend to like Zeppelin.
Ew, I'd shitcan true love if it meant having to pretend to like Zeppelin.
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Wow White Man, you suck
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But Willco isn't a good guy -- heck, he isn't even straight!
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Also, I did make several jokes at white people's expense. Including apologizing for my lack of chopsticks skills by saying, "Sorry - I'm white!" And somehow, the topic of early colonies and Roanoke Island came up, and at one point I said I thought the Native Americans killed all the colonists out of revenge for colonists attacking them for just being different. Crystal's brother was like, "Why would they do that?" and I said, "Because they're white! That's what we do!"
Her mom thought that was funny.
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He's right; Zeppelin sucks. So do The Beatles.
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But Willco isn't a good guy -- heck, he isn't even straight!
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Pssh, anyone can tell he's a good dode :pirate
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Yay Willco! :hyper
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Also, I did make several jokes at white people's expense. Including apologizing for my lack of chopsticks skills by saying, "Sorry - I'm white!" And somehow, the topic of early colonies and Roanoke Island came up, and at one point I said I thought the Native Americans killed all the colonists out of revenge for colonists attacking them for just being different. Crystal's brother was like, "Why would they do that?" and I said, "Because they're white! That's what we do!"
Her mom thought that was funny.
Quit being a trader to your race.
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Also, I did make several jokes at white people's expense. Including apologizing for my lack of chopsticks skills by saying, "Sorry - I'm white!" And somehow, the topic of early colonies and Roanoke Island came up, and at one point I said I thought the Native Americans killed all the colonists out of revenge for colonists attacking them for just being different. Crystal's brother was like, "Why would they do that?" and I said, "Because they're white! That's what we do!"
Her mom thought that was funny.
Quit being a trader to your race.
Preposterous! nobody would ever trade white slaves! we invented it! (yeah dumb joke ;()
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He's right; Zeppelin sucks. So do The Beatles.
Well, you're just a fucking idiot.
But White Man, :'(
Edit: Prost, the spelling was worse than your joke.
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A trader? I trade the funny, more like it!
I'm an East Coast Jew. Self depreciating humor is not a foriegn concept to me. Her mom is a firm believer, and I won't change anything, in that white people have a superiority complex. I think it helped that I showed some humility.
The biggest 'brow raise was that I was not used to how the culture handles guests. It was her father's birthday, so I kept not going after the lobster and stuff so that the birthday boy could enjoy the best part of the feast. Yet, it was forced on me, as was leftovers, because apparently I was the guest and as so, food must be shuffled on me.
Also funny was that despite my size, every one of them ate me under the table.
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He's right; Zeppelin sucks. So do The Beatles.
Well, you're just a fucking idiot.
But White Man, :'(
Edit: Prost, the spelling was worse than your joke.
Looks like we need a Zeppelin appreciation thread, aye Cajole?
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So when is the wedding? I think you should race to get married before B'z-chan does this Thursday.
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:lol
Marriage is not on the table right now (or the counter, the floor, the closet, etc.). Let us just enjoy each other's company!
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every one of them ate me under the table.
every one of them ate me under the table.
every one of them ate me under the table.
every one of them ate me under the table.
:shh
:-*
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He's right; Zeppelin sucks. So do The Beatles.
Well, you're just a fucking idiot.
But White Man, :'(
Edit: Prost, the spelling was worse than your joke.
Looks like we need a Zeppelin appreciation thread, aye Cajole?
I don't know if there's enough people here who love Zeppelin. Judging by this thread, there's just a bunch of feggits.
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ONLY YOU GUYS COULD TURN THIS INTO A SEXUAL INNUENDO
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Nobody likes Zeppelin. They're like a premonition of Genesis without Peter Gabriel. If it hadn't been for a couple catchy, kitschy guitar solos popularized by talentless garage fucks noodling on their Fenders, they'd take their place right where they deserve: as the personal cum dumpsters of The Rolling Stones.
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A trader? I trade the funny, more like it!
I'm an East Coast Jew. Self depreciating humor is not a foriegn concept to me. Her mom is a firm believer, and I won't change anything, in that white people have a superiority complex. I think it helped that I showed some humility.
The biggest 'brow raise was that I was not used to how the culture handles guests. It was her father's birthday, so I kept not going after the lobster and stuff so that the birthday boy could enjoy the best part of the feast. Yet, it was forced on me, as was leftovers, because apparently I was the guest and as so, food must be shuffled on me.
Also funny was that despite my size, every one of them ate me under the table.
:lol
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He's right; Zeppelin sucks. So do The Beatles.
Well, you're just a fucking idiot.
Nah, he's right. Zeppelin probably sucks more though.
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He's right; Zeppelin sucks. So do The Beatles.
Well, you're just a fucking idiot.
But White Man, :'(
Edit: Prost, the spelling was worse than your joke.
Looks like we need a Zeppelin appreciation thread, aye Cajole?
I don't know if there's enough people here who love Zeppelin. Judging by this thread, there's just a bunch of feggits.
True :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66kt_jmng3E
:punch :punch :punch :punch
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Nobody likes Zeppelin. They're like a premonition of Genesis without Peter Gabriel. If it hadn't been for a couple catchy, kitschy guitar solos popularized by talentless garage fucks noodling on their Fenders, they'd take their place right where they deserve: as the personal cum dumpsters of The Rolling Stones.
Except everyone I meet in real-life, once again. Apparently, your type of shithead only exists on the internet.
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I'd sell my race out for a fuckin' chili burrito and/or a chance to defecate on Robert Plant's face, whichever is worth less.
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A trader? I trade the funny, more like it!
I'm an East Coast Jew. Self depreciating humor is not a foriegn concept to me. Her mom is a firm believer, and I won't change anything, in that white people have a superiority complex. I think it helped that I showed some humility.
The biggest 'brow raise was that I was not used to how the culture handles guests. It was her father's birthday, so I kept not going after the lobster and stuff so that the birthday boy could enjoy the best part of the feast. Yet, it was forced on me, as was leftovers, because apparently I was the guest and as so, food must be shuffled on me.
Also funny was that despite my size, every one of them ate me under the table.
The impending Race War is coming. Which side will you choose?
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If it helps, the discussion was actually about Paige, and not Zeppelin (and the appreciation of his skills). I don't think anyone can deny that at one point - Jimmy Paige used to kick all seven flavors of ass.
And curse you Drinky for dragging Genesis into this discussion. I like Genesis and now you're just going to prompt someone to insult Genesis in revenge of Zeppelin.
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I'd sell my race out for a fuckin' chili burrito and/or a chance to defecate on Robert Plant's face, whichever is worth less.
I can't argue with Drinky. :lol :lol :lol :lol
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People say they like Zeppelin because they know jackshit about music and it's the only name they can remember from their washed-up middle manager of a dad's old eight-track collection gathering dust next to the yellowed stack of Bettie Page spank mags.
Either that, or they rolled a critical hit on a THAC0 of -10 when fighting a Terrasque with their accomplices in pimpledom; the dungeon master said FUUUUUCK in his high-pitched girlish squeal right when Stairway to Heaven hit 5:02
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People say they like Zeppelin because they know jackshit about music and it's the only name they can remember from their washed-up middle manager of a dad's old eight-track collection gathering dust next to the yellowed stack of Bettie Page spank mags.
I just like Stairway to Heaven.. I most likely couldn't name any of their other songs if I heard them played, but I mean come on, they can't be all that bad? They were extremely popular...
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Prost, the internet isn't about moderate opinions.
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Nobody likes Zeppelin. They're like a premonition of Genesis without Peter Gabriel. If it hadn't been for a couple catchy, kitschy guitar solos popularized by talentless garage fucks noodling on their Fenders, they'd take their place right where they deserve: as the personal cum dumpsters of The Rolling Stones.
Except everyone I meet in real-life, once again. Apparently, your type of shithead only exists on the internet.
Sounds like you need to meet better people.
As for Jimmy Page, turning "Kashmir" into "Come With Me" with Puff Daddy for the Godzilla soundtrack. Enough said.
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If someone met me in real life, I'm afraid I would have to say that I don't like Led Zeppelin.
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whatever dude you insulted the Beatles you have no taste in music, I know I don't but the Beatles don't "suck" by any means.
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People say they like Zeppelin because they know jackshit about music and it's the only name they can remember from their washed-up middle manager of a dad's old eight-track collection gathering dust next to the yellowed stack of Bettie Page spank mags.
Either that, or they rolled a critical hit on a THAC0 of -10 when fighting a Terrasque with their accomplices in pimpledom; the dungeon master said FUUUUUCK in his high-pitched girlish squeal right when Stairway to Heaven hit 5:02
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I went to a Hammers of the Gods cover band concert and it was awesome and I consequently started listening to all of their stuff...
You scare me sometimes, Drinky.
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If it helps, the discussion was actually about Paige, and not Zeppelin (and the appreciation of his skills). I don't think anyone can deny that at one point - Jimmy Paige used to kick all seven flavors of ass.
It's Page, not Paige! And maybe he licked 7 flavors of ass, but he certainly never kicked em.
And curse you Drinky for dragging Genesis into this discussion. I like Genesis and now you're just going to prompt someone to insult Genesis in revenge of Zeppelin.
Peter Gabriel Genesis was awesome. You better not like Phil Collins Genesis, though.
And yes, I will agree, Zeppelin is worse than The Beatles.
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Which Genesis do you like, Willco?
Attack of the Slippermen Genesis or We Can't Dance Genesis
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WAIT - I just thought of something. I kinda like The Immigrant Song just a little. I think. :S
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Lamb Lies Down on Broadway Genesis is the only acceptable answer
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dammit, Corny, I hate agreeing with you, you shrill fat ape :punch
i'd let Peter Gabriel fuck me, especially to The Last Temptation soundtrack :heart
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I don't think I can post at this forum anymore.
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Don't let the hate get to you! Remember, I BOUGHT A POKEYMAN GAME.
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Lamb Lies Down on Broadway Genesis is the only acceptable answer
That's the Brian Eno-ed up one. I fully support this answer.
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Wasn't that dinner scene Willco described in some movie about the lives of asian women through time when on of the current day asians brings home her white fiance?
I can't remember the name. :l
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That Amy Tan novel. "The Joy Luck Club," I think it was. No, wait, it was "I Brought a Drunk Republican Jew Home for Dinner and All I Got Was this Bladder Infection"
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The Joy Luck Club and - yes - the parallels have been mentioned before.
Fuck Phil Collins, Drinky.
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Wasn't that dinner scene Willco described in some movie about the lives of asian women through time when on of the current day asians brings home her white fiance?
I can't remember the name. :l
No the white guy poured soy sauce on food in the serving dish.
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Well, I got chastized because I put soy sauce on rice. Also, apparently Becky put a cup of tea next to her to clean her fingers in, and I drank it thinking it was just a full cup of tea - which made everyone laugh.
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Well, I got chastized because I put soy sauce on rice. Also, apparently Becky put a cup of tea next to her to clean her fingers in, and I drank it thinking it was just a full cup of tea - which made everyone laugh.
What the hell kind of arbitrary rules are these?
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Well, apparently, she did use the tea to clean her hands, so I drank her filth water!
As for the soy sauce thing, apparently it's just a cultural taboo. They think it's something stupid white people do.
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Well, I got chastized because I put soy sauce on rice. Also, apparently Becky put a cup of tea next to her to clean her fingers in, and I drank it thinking it was just a full cup of tea - which made everyone laugh.
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"MMMM good tea!"
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and they are right
lolz
seriously
you gotta give me the lolz there
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Lol you guys knew the name of it.
Bunch of feggits up in here. Including me. :tophat
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Why would you wash your hands in freakin tea? Do they drink hand soap instead of tea?
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I bathe in milk.
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Hold up - if you aren't supposed to put soy sauce on rice, what are you supposed to put it on? Why did they have any soy sauce at all?
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Hold up - if you aren't supposed to put soy sauce on rice, what are you supposed to put it on? Why did they have any soy sauce at all?
She said the food wasn't so good to be humble and he said it just needs some soy sauce (before tasting it) and dumped it onto it.
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Yeah but... I thought he put soy sauce on rice. I can barely eat steamed or fried rice without soy sauce, no matter how good it is. It's not to cover up any bad tastes, the rice needs some liquid and flavor added to it.
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Yeah but... I thought he put soy sauce on rice. I can barely eat steamed or fried rice without soy sauce, no matter how good it is. It's not to cover up any bad tastes, the rice needs some liquid and flavor added to it.
I don't remember what he poured soy sauce onto. I guzzle soy sauce too, it doesn't work that way if you're chinese. It's a movie!
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i would've put my penis into William's sticky rice
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I bet!
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Well, I got chastized because I put soy sauce on rice. Also, apparently Becky put a cup of tea next to her to clean her fingers in, and I drank it thinking it was just a full cup of tea - which made everyone laugh.
What the hell kind of arbitrary rules are these?
They sound like quite the practical jokers. Don't use the crap butter Willco - it's actually urine.
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I think I used entirely too much Kikkoman on my lunch today. I felt really sick afterwards - headache, nausea, rapid heartbeat, feverish... I really went overboard on the soy sauce, I think. I had a huge serving of fried rice and eggrolls from the local Chinese joint, and I just doused that rice. After a few hours, I decided I might have been dehydrated, so I drank some green tea and water, and I started to feel better.
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I think I used entirely too much Kikkoman on my lunch today. I felt really sick afterwards - headache, nausea, rapid heartbeat, feverish... I really went overboard on the soy sauce, I think. I had a huge serving of fried rice and eggrolls from the local Chinese joint, and I just doused that rice. After a few hours, I decided I might have been dehydrated, so I drank some green tea and water, and I started to feel better.
Did it hurt your fingers to type this out? You seem a bit.... how you say, sensitive
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That settles it: For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.
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Did it hurt your fingers to type this out? You seem a bit.... how you say, sensitive
I dunno man, it was a lot of fucking soy sauce. Sensitive? I might be sensitive to excessive amounts of sodium, yes.
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I dunno man, it was a lot of fucking soy sauce. Sensitive? I might be sensitive to excessive amounts of sodium, yes.
Did you pour the whole fucking liter of it on your fried rice or have a packet, though?
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That settles it: For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.
Why do you keep throwing down these food gauntlets on yourself?
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Lotsa questions, not many answers
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Did you pour the whole fucking liter of it on your fried rice or have a packet, though?
I have a bottle of Kikkoman's at home. I think I used around 1/3 of the bottle.
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That settles it: For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.
Why do you keep throwing down these food gauntlets on yourself?
I lead a very boring life. And I'd derive a large amount of satisfaction if a doctor or lawyer had to call my family and tell them I went insane while on a soy sauce and beef jerky diet.
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That settles it: For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.
Why do you keep throwing down these food gauntlets on yourself?
I lead a very boring life. And I'd derive a large amount of satisfaction if a doctor or lawyer had to call my family and tell them I went insane while on a soy sauce and beef jerky diet.
If you're so bored why don't you come visit me in Michigan? :(
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That settles it: For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.
Why do you keep throwing down these food gauntlets on yourself?
I lead a very boring life. And I'd derive a large amount of satisfaction if a doctor or lawyer had to call my family and tell them I went insane while on a soy sauce and beef jerky diet.
If you're so bored why don't you come visit me in Michigan? :(
That wouldn't be particularly exciting.
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I have a bottle of Kikkoman's at home. I think I used around 1/3 of the bottle.
Then someone is fucking with the top of your bottle, or you need additional supervision.
I am sorry for your sodium overdose, however. I will say a little prayer tonite <3
I lead a very boring life. And I'd derive a large amount of satisfaction if a doctor or lawyer had to call my family and tell them I went insane while on a soy sauce and beef jerky diet.
I don't really need to ask if you're getting shagged regularly, do I?
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Then someone is fucking with the top of your bottle, or you need additional supervision.
I am sorry for your sodium overdose, however. I will say a little prayer tonite <3
Haha, nothing wrong with the bottle. Just used a lot of it.
Thanks for the kind words though :heart
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I don't really need to ask if you're getting shagged regularly, do I?
It's not a priority. I'm a loner, a rebel. I derive more satisfaction from whacking off to Shelley Duvall than any actual warm body could provide.
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It's not a priority. I'm a loner, a rebel. I derive more satisfaction from whacking off to Shelley Duvall than any actual warm body could provide.
Shelly Duvall?? I couldn't imagine a better boner killer. Well to each his own I guess :dur
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It's not a priority. I'm a loner, a rebel. I derive more satisfaction from whacking off to Shelley Duvall than any actual warm body could provide.
Shelly Duvall?? I couldn't imagine a better boner killer. Well to each his own I guess :dur
In general, it's a "Women of the 70s" thing.
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As for the soy sauce thing, apparently it's just a cultural taboo. They think it's something stupid white people do.
Ketchup on steak.
You should have brought some packets of duck sauce over. They would have loved that!
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So with masturbation and soy sauce not in mind, are you going to visit them again?
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I used to dip chicken nuggets in duck sauce!
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So with masturbation and soy sauce not in mind, are you going to visit them again?
If you try to masturbate with soy sauce, does it burn? Because I think it would burn.
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I do it all the time, snowflake. Shit is hot..... you know what I mean. :-*
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Stupid white people and your soy sauce rice. :yuck
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Stupid white people and your soy sauce rice. :yuck
Bet it doesn't taste as good as pussy, huh?
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Don't call me stupid.
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Stupid white people and your soy sauce rice. :yuck
Bet it doesn't taste as good as pussy, huh?
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Don't call me stupid.
Hahaha, I didn't think you were weird, Will. I knew what to expect from Crystal's description of you and your posts from GAF and evilbore.
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If you try to masturbate with soy sauce, does it burn? Because I think it would burn.
Is it like pouring salt on an open wound? I heard pepper burns.
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If you try to masturbate with soy sauce, does it burn? Because I think it would burn.
Is it like pouring salt on an open wound? I heard pepper burns.
No, but it will dye it brown.
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Well, at least there's one female in that household that doesn't think I'm awful (and I don't mean your oldest sister!). I got the laundry list last night :(
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Well, at least there's one female in that household that doesn't think I'm awful (and I don't mean your oldest sister!). I got the laundry list last night :(
:lol
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Is that one female Crystal? I thought I gave a good report! :'(
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Maybe the other family members just aren't fans of the TV show.
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You're fine, she's fine and - heck! - I think Angie didn't even hate me. I'm talking about your mom. I got the gory, soul-crushing list of despair last night.
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No, but it will dye it brown.
Ah. So you know of this?
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You're fine, she's fine and - heck! - I think Angie didn't even hate me. I'm talking about your mom. I got the gory, soul-crushing list of despair last night.
Oh yeeeeeeeah...heh heh heh I was there. :(
No, but it will dye it brown.
Ah. So you know of this?
:shh
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Oh yeeeeeeeah...heh heh heh I was there. :(
:'(
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:shh
I'll just use it on rice. I'm not the gourmet type.
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It was fun while it lasted (the dream of an okay trip).
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Oh yeeeeeeeah...heh heh heh I was there. :(
:'(
Nothing to worry about, Willco. Everything she listed is fixable and equally tolerable. Besides, Crystal never lets my mom affect her choice making. (example...probably shouldn't say or Crystal will kill me...but her whole life. :D)
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Some things she listed aren't even issues (nor did she bother to talk to me about it), so I was at Bob's until 4 AM this morning drinking coffee with the server pondering on how to channel all of my hurt and rage!
The obvious choice is to build a TIME MACHINE.
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To the Time Machine!
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Good luck!!! ;)
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I don't know if I'll be back in November, that's for sure.
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What?! But you guys didn't take me out drinking yet!!! >:(
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You're like three years shy of that anyway!
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Eat her mom out. Trust me on this one. ;)
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No thanks!
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Eat her mom out. Trust me on this one. ;)
:yuck :punch
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By the way, guys, rodi looks hecka cute now! She's done good with her fashion and makeup - way better than pics I saw from months ago. She's the second hottest female in the family now!
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By the way, guys, rodi looks hecka cute now! She's done good with her fashion and makeup - way better than pics I saw from months ago. She's the second hottest female in the family now!
She's drunk and wears a ton of make-up?
*looks at willco's avatar*
you're her!
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:hyper too bad she isn't into guys then.
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Seriously, dode! Speedbag that shriveled clit with your tongue like you're an oral Muhammed Ali and you'll be in her good graces faster than you can say "AH SO PUSSY TASTE LIKE GENERAL TUNG CHICKEN". She might even let you sit at the people table when you get invited to dinner next time!
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You're like three years shy of that anyway!
I was getting served drinks at 19. Benefits from having a friend that does promotion for clubs. :spin
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You're like three years shy of that anyway!
I was getting served drinks at 19. Benefits from having a friend that does promotion for clubs. :spin
I'm 19!
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:hyper too bad she isn't into guys then.
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So I guess you don't want to be my friendosaurus Willco
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Huh?
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:hyper too bad she isn't into guys then.
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She just hasn't been with the right one yet. :tophat
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:hyper too bad she isn't into guys then.
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She just hasn't been with the right one yet. :tophat
All she needs is to find a guy with a vagina and she's all set.
Where's Diablos?
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OLD SCHOOL BURN.
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