Is Willco gonna be back today?

[Van Cruncheon]

I'd sell my race out for a fuckin' chili burrito and/or a chance to defecate on Robert Plant's face, whichever is worth less.

[Bacon]

A trader?  I trade the funny, more like it!

I'm an East Coast Jew.  Self depreciating humor is not a foriegn concept to me.  Her mom is a firm believer, and I won't change anything, in that white people have a superiority complex.  I think it helped that I showed some humility.

The biggest 'brow raise was that I was not used to how the culture handles guests.  It was her father's birthday, so I kept not going after the lobster and stuff so that the birthday boy could enjoy the best part of the feast.  Yet, it was forced on me, as was leftovers, because apparently I was the guest and as so, food must be shuffled on me.

Also funny was that despite my size, every one of them ate me under the table.

The impending Race War is coming. Which side will you choose?

[The Fake Shemp]

If it helps, the discussion was actually about Paige, and not Zeppelin (and the appreciation of his skills).  I don't think anyone can deny that at one point - Jimmy Paige used to kick all seven flavors of ass.

And curse you Drinky for dragging Genesis into this discussion.  I like Genesis and now you're just going to prompt someone to insult Genesis in revenge of Zeppelin.

[CajoleJuice]

I'd sell my race out for a fuckin' chili burrito and/or a chance to defecate on Robert Plant's face, whichever is worth less.

I can't argue with Drinky.

[Van Cruncheon]

People say they like Zeppelin because they know jackshit about music and it's the only name they can remember from their washed-up middle manager of a dad's old eight-track collection gathering dust next to the yellowed stack of Bettie Page spank mags.

Either that, or they rolled a critical hit on a THAC0 of -10 when fighting a Terrasque with their accomplices in pimpledom; the dungeon master said FUUUUUCK in his high-pitched girlish squeal right when Stairway to Heaven hit 5:02

[Prost]

People say they like Zeppelin because they know jackshit about music and it's the only name they can remember from their washed-up middle manager of a dad's old eight-track collection gathering dust next to the yellowed stack of Bettie Page spank mags.

I just like Stairway to Heaven.. I most likely couldn't name any of their other songs if I heard them played, but I mean come on, they can't be all that bad?  They were extremely popular...

[Van Cruncheon]

Prost, the internet isn't about moderate opinions.

[Polari]

Nobody likes Zeppelin. They're like a premonition of Genesis without Peter Gabriel. If it hadn't been for a couple catchy, kitschy guitar solos popularized by talentless garage fucks noodling on their Fenders, they'd take their place right where they deserve: as the personal cum dumpsters of The Rolling Stones.

Except everyone I meet in real-life, once again. Apparently, your type of shithead only exists on the internet.

Sounds like you need to meet better people.

As for Jimmy Page, turning "Kashmir" into "Come With Me" with Puff Daddy for the Godzilla soundtrack. Enough said.

[Error Macro]

If someone met me in real life, I'm afraid I would have to say that I don't like Led Zeppelin.

[Christopher]

whatever dude you insulted the Beatles you have no taste in music, I know I don't but the Beatles don't "suck" by any means.

[CajoleJuice]

People say they like Zeppelin because they know jackshit about music and it's the only name they can remember from their washed-up middle manager of a dad's old eight-track collection gathering dust next to the yellowed stack of Bettie Page spank mags.

Either that, or they rolled a critical hit on a THAC0 of -10 when fighting a Terrasque with their accomplices in pimpledom; the dungeon master said FUUUUUCK in his high-pitched girlish squeal right when Stairway to Heaven hit 5:02

...

I went to a Hammers of the Gods cover band concert and it was awesome and I consequently started listening to all of their stuff...

You scare me sometimes, Drinky.

[TVC15]

If it helps, the discussion was actually about Paige, and not Zeppelin (and the appreciation of his skills).  I don't think anyone can deny that at one point - Jimmy Paige used to kick all seven flavors of ass.

It's Page, not Paige!  And maybe he licked 7 flavors of ass, but he certainly never kicked em.

And curse you Drinky for dragging Genesis into this discussion.  I like Genesis and now you're just going to prompt someone to insult Genesis in revenge of Zeppelin.

Peter Gabriel Genesis was awesome.  You better not like Phil Collins Genesis, though.

And yes, I will agree, Zeppelin is worse than The Beatles.

[Van Cruncheon]

Which Genesis do you like, Willco?

Attack of the Slippermen Genesis or We Can't Dance Genesis

[Error Macro]

WAIT - I just thought of something.  I kinda like The Immigrant Song just a little.  I think.   

[Saint Cornelius]

Lamb Lies Down on Broadway Genesis is the only acceptable answer

[Van Cruncheon]

dammit, Corny, I hate agreeing with you, you shrill fat ape

i'd let Peter Gabriel fuck me, especially to The Last Temptation soundtrack

[CajoleJuice]

I don't think I can post at this forum anymore.

[Van Cruncheon]

Don't let the hate get to you! Remember, I BOUGHT A POKEYMAN GAME.

[TVC15]

Lamb Lies Down on Broadway Genesis is the only acceptable answer

That's the Brian Eno-ed up one.  I fully support this answer.

[Bacon]

Wasn't that dinner scene Willco described in some movie about the lives of asian women through time when on of the current day asians brings home her white fiance?

I can't remember the name. :l

[Van Cruncheon]

That Amy Tan novel. "The Joy Luck Club," I think it was. No, wait, it was "I Brought a Drunk Republican Jew Home for Dinner and All I Got Was this Bladder Infection"

[The Fake Shemp]

The Joy Luck Club and - yes - the parallels have been mentioned before.

Fuck Phil Collins, Drinky.

[brawndolicious]

Wasn't that dinner scene Willco described in some movie about the lives of asian women through time when on of the current day asians brings home her white fiance?
I can't remember the name. :l

No the white guy poured soy sauce on food in the serving dish.

[The Fake Shemp]

Well, I got chastized because I put soy sauce on rice.  Also, apparently Becky put a cup of tea next to her to clean her fingers in, and I drank it thinking it was just a full cup of tea - which made everyone laugh.

[TVC15]

Well, I got chastized because I put soy sauce on rice.  Also, apparently Becky put a cup of tea next to her to clean her fingers in, and I drank it thinking it was just a full cup of tea - which made everyone laugh.

What the hell kind of arbitrary rules are these?

[Flannel Boy]

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[The Fake Shemp]

Well, apparently, she did use the tea to clean her hands, so I drank her filth water!

As for the soy sauce thing, apparently it's just a cultural taboo.  They think it's something stupid white people do.

[Prost]

Well, I got chastized because I put soy sauce on rice.  Also, apparently Becky put a cup of tea next to her to clean her fingers in, and I drank it thinking it was just a full cup of tea - which made everyone laugh.

"MMMM good tea!"

[Van Cruncheon]

and they are right

lolz

seriously

you gotta give me the lolz there

[Bacon]

Lol you guys knew the name of it.

Bunch of feggits up in here. Including me.

[TVC15]

Why would you wash your hands in freakin tea?  Do they drink hand soap instead of tea?

[Bacon]

I bathe in milk.

[Error Macro]

Hold up - if you aren't supposed to put soy sauce on rice, what are you supposed to put it on?  Why did they have any soy sauce at all?

[brawndolicious]

Hold up - if you aren't supposed to put soy sauce on rice, what are you supposed to put it on?  Why did they have any soy sauce at all?

She said the food wasn't so good to be humble and he said it just needs some soy sauce (before tasting it) and dumped it onto it.

[Error Macro]

Yeah but... I thought he put soy sauce on rice.  I can barely eat steamed or fried rice without soy sauce, no matter how good it is.  It's not to cover up any bad tastes, the rice needs some liquid and flavor added to it.

[brawndolicious]

Yeah but... I thought he put soy sauce on rice.  I can barely eat steamed or fried rice without soy sauce, no matter how good it is.  It's not to cover up any bad tastes, the rice needs some liquid and flavor added to it.

I don't remember what he poured soy sauce onto.  I guzzle soy sauce too, it doesn't work that way if you're chinese.  It's a movie!

[Saint Cornelius]

i would've put my penis into William's sticky rice

[The Fake Shemp]

I bet!

[Phoenix Dark]

Well, I got chastized because I put soy sauce on rice.  Also, apparently Becky put a cup of tea next to her to clean her fingers in, and I drank it thinking it was just a full cup of tea - which made everyone laugh.

What the hell kind of arbitrary rules are these?

They sound like quite the practical jokers. Don't use the crap butter Willco - it's actually urine.

[Error Macro]

I think I used entirely too much Kikkoman on my lunch today.  I felt really sick afterwards - headache, nausea, rapid heartbeat, feverish... I really went overboard on the soy sauce, I think.  I had a huge serving of fried rice and eggrolls from the local Chinese joint, and I just doused that rice.  After a few hours, I decided I might have been dehydrated, so I drank some green tea and water, and I started to feel better.

[Saint Cornelius]

I think I used entirely too much Kikkoman on my lunch today.  I felt really sick afterwards - headache, nausea, rapid heartbeat, feverish... I really went overboard on the soy sauce, I think.  I had a huge serving of fried rice and eggrolls from the local Chinese joint, and I just doused that rice.  After a few hours, I decided I might have been dehydrated, so I drank some green tea and water, and I started to feel better.

Did it hurt your fingers to type this out? You seem a bit.... how you say, sensitive

[TVC15]

That settles it:  For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.

[Error Macro]

Did it hurt your fingers to type this out? You seem a bit.... how you say, sensitive

I dunno man, it was a lot of fucking soy sauce.  Sensitive? I might be sensitive to excessive amounts of sodium, yes.

[Saint Cornelius]

I dunno man, it was a lot of fucking soy sauce.  Sensitive? I might be sensitive to excessive amounts of sodium, yes.

Did you pour the whole fucking liter of it on your fried rice or have a packet, though?

[Saint Cornelius]

That settles it:  For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.

Why do you keep throwing down these food gauntlets on yourself?

[Saint Cornelius]

Lotsa questions, not many answers

[Error Macro]

Did you pour the whole fucking liter of it on your fried rice or have a packet, though?

I have a bottle of Kikkoman's at home.  I think I used around 1/3 of the bottle. 

[TVC15]

That settles it:  For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.

Why do you keep throwing down these food gauntlets on yourself?

I lead a very boring life.  And I'd derive a large amount of satisfaction if a doctor or lawyer had to call my family and tell them I went insane while on a soy sauce and beef jerky diet.

[Phoenix Dark]

That settles it:  For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.

Why do you keep throwing down these food gauntlets on yourself?

I lead a very boring life.  And I'd derive a large amount of satisfaction if a doctor or lawyer had to call my family and tell them I went insane while on a soy sauce and beef jerky diet.

If you're so bored why don't you come visit me in Michigan? 

[CajoleJuice]

That settles it:  For the next month, I will eat nothing but beef jerky and soy sauce.

Why do you keep throwing down these food gauntlets on yourself?

I lead a very boring life.  And I'd derive a large amount of satisfaction if a doctor or lawyer had to call my family and tell them I went insane while on a soy sauce and beef jerky diet.

If you're so bored why don't you come visit me in Michigan? 

That wouldn't be particularly exciting.

[Saint Cornelius]

I have a bottle of Kikkoman's at home.  I think I used around 1/3 of the bottle. 

Then someone is fucking with the top of your bottle, or you need additional supervision.

I am sorry for your sodium overdose, however. I will say a little prayer tonite <3

I lead a very boring life.  And I'd derive a large amount of satisfaction if a doctor or lawyer had to call my family and tell them I went insane while on a soy sauce and beef jerky diet.

I don't really need to ask if you're getting shagged regularly, do I?

[Error Macro]

Then someone is fucking with the top of your bottle, or you need additional supervision.

I am sorry for your sodium overdose, however. I will say a little prayer tonite <3

Haha, nothing wrong with the bottle.  Just used a lot of it.

Thanks for the kind words though 

[TVC15]

I don't really need to ask if you're getting shagged regularly, do I?

It's not a priority.  I'm a loner, a rebel.  I derive more satisfaction from whacking off to Shelley Duvall than any actual warm body could provide.

[Saint Cornelius]

It's not a priority.  I'm a loner, a rebel.  I derive more satisfaction from whacking off to Shelley Duvall than any actual warm body could provide.

Shelly Duvall?? I couldn't imagine a better boner killer. Well to each his own I guess 

[TVC15]

It's not a priority.  I'm a loner, a rebel.  I derive more satisfaction from whacking off to Shelley Duvall than any actual warm body could provide.

Shelly Duvall?? I couldn't imagine a better boner killer. Well to each his own I guess 

In general, it's a "Women of the 70s" thing.

[Mandark]

As for the soy sauce thing, apparently it's just a cultural taboo.  They think it's something stupid white people do.

Ketchup on steak.

You should have brought some packets of duck sauce over.  They would have loved that!

[brawndolicious]

So with masturbation and soy sauce not in mind, are you going to visit them again?

[The Fake Shemp]

I used to dip chicken nuggets in duck sauce!

[TVC15]

So with masturbation and soy sauce not in mind, are you going to visit them again?

If you try to masturbate with soy sauce, does it burn?  Because I think it would burn.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I do it all the time, snowflake. Shit is hot..... you know what I mean.