THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on September 09, 2007, 08:50:26 PM
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...but not by much. jesus! worst character modeling EVER! oddly, there's a few moments wandering around the open environment where it looks downright good, and i like the personalized touches in the few dungeons i've been in. i also kinda like the wonky budget skill and inventory systems. sadly, though, it really feels like hans gamedezigniker sat down and said I WISH TO EXPLORE DER MAGICKAL REALMS and did some third-rate world-building and started creating dungeons and then it hit him three months before launch that OH JA I NEED DER USER INTERFACE. then he thought USER INTERFACES PLEASURE DER PROLETARIAT UNT NEIN TO ZAT and then his publisher said DO IT HANS and he said FUCKEN DAS SCHISSE and here we are. there's the pieces of a good game there, unlike lair; and unlike oblivion, the designers clearly weren't so concerned with making it fun for everybody but the niche hardcore pc gaming set that they neutered the character development infrastructure and stat building mechanics. still, ugh! hire some artists!
5-7 patches later, i'll bet the pc version is decent. can't patch bad art, though. :'(
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and then it hit him [...] that OH JA I NEED A USER INTERFACE
real men always create software this way
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Needs more animu characters!
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I picked this up for cheap on ebay to play with my younger cousin. I'll get it later this week. It could be a nice diversion, 8 players multiplayer could be fun
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If Two Worlds is better than Lair then Lair must be a dead hobo's shit crusted asshole. Two Worlds redefines the word "terrible". Every character looks like Rocky Dennis from the movie Mask that was modeled by an armless mongoloid chained to a water heater in a basement that used its tongue to draw.
Playing Two Worlds is like going to a Renaissance fair, only without the BO. Fucking awful, awful game.
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I guess it does sound better. I may have been too kind.
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does two worlds have assholes with juggling sticks a.w.a. turkey legs
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lair is indeed the gaming equivalent of a dead hobo's shit-encrusted asshole
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but at least you can make a dead hobo's shit-encrusted asshole do what you want more than 80% of the time
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a dead hobo's shit-encrusted asshole does what you want if you move it like it would really act in real life.
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I would have all the achievements, but one of the caves is glitched, making it impossible. So I've settled at 930/1000.
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The main difference between Lair and Two Worlds is that the 360 gamers didn't hang their hopes on Two Worlds. In a year or two, when the PS3 has a solid library, many PS3 fans are going to laugh at themselves for expecting so much out of something like Lair.
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Playing Two Worlds is like going to a Renaissance fair, only without the BO. Fucking awful, awful game.
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