THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 02:46:19 PM
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Shit it seems like everyone I talk to A) is in a relationship with someone; and B) is a MySpace user. I don't have either.
Anyone else in the same boat? I just haven't been looking for a relationship, and I doubt it would happen if I tried. I'm basically just a loner. Living by myself is awesome, and the more time I spend here the more I loathe the inevitable arrival of renters.
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I'm not :<
I've been out of love for about a year now. My last girl was a biatch. Made me appreciate having time to myself...myself time!
I think the reason I attract bitchy girls is because I go for the short ones (shorter than me)...like fucken firecrackers. But thats another thread.
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:raises hand:
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Are you concerned about it? Personally I just don't care anymore. If it happens, it happens. It's not an issue of me having huge standards - it's an issue of me not putting myself in a position where I can create a relationship. I just don't talk to chicks. Like today, I was in class and I got in line to pick up some paper the teacher was returning to us. So I get it, and turn around and bump into this chick. My elbow hit her hair, and she was like "ow!" and started laughing. I said "I'm sorry, my bad" and quickly rushed to my desk. In hindsight I could have used that as an opportunity to crack and joke and maybe talk to her. She laughed, so it's not like she was mad at me; she seemed open.
Meh
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Thats what you call a "Chance!". I'm going to make some goggles for you Phoenix. The goggles will allow you to see Exclamation points above females heads when their open to smooth talking or suggestions. I'll get right on the prototype as soon as possible.
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:loads gun:
:(
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Just buy some booze, visit some friends. Live a little you god damned emo freaks.
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Me. Am I concerned? Yes, because I'm not getting any younger; no, because it's basically all on me (i.e., girls like me, but I'm very particular; not just looks-wise, either).
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Life is long and full of surprises. Anticipating the twists your life will take at 18, 25, or yes, even 32 is ridiculous. There's a world out there of which "relationships" are an exceptionally small part, and most of you younger types simply want these "relationships" for a sense of social validation, anyway. Getting hung up on one aspect of living simply indicates a lack of perspective.
There's barely enough time to cram living into one day, and it only gets worse as you get older. The best things in life are almost never planned.
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The only constant is a good booze buzz.
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Life is long and full of surprises. Anticipating the twists your life will take at 18, 25, or yes, even 32 is ridiculous. There's a world out there of which "relationships" are an exceptionally small part, and most of you younger types simply want these "relationships" for a sense of social validation, anyway. Getting hung up on one aspect of living simply indicates a lack of perspective.
There's barely enough time to cram living into one day, and it only gets worse as you get older. The best things in life are almost never planned.
Sadly Drink makes sense. Saw right through me
I sort of want a gf just for social validation. Yeah that's wrong, but I can't help but feel that way sometimes.
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Booze doesnt judge you, it embraces you.
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But I don't drink :-\
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LAME
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But I don't drink :-\
(http://www.gamebunker.com/GameBunker/Forums/images/avatars/12163150294521e273171ef.jpg)
"You know what you must do"
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Drinky makes a valid point.
I'm more worried about getting a job atm, really.
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Drinky makes a valid point.
I'm more worried about getting a job atm, really.
Yes, I need a job too. :-\
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I used to not drink, but then I started and was like OMFG!
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Do we really need a thread to identify those of us who aren't in a relationship? :P
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Yes, now we can begin the MOCKING lolz cauz u dont have wimenz
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Boogie is a virgin lolz
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Yes, now we can begin the MOCKING lolz cauz u dont have wimenz
Yeah, but I'm saying, it wasn't all that diffuclt to do so before.
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Boogie is a virgin lolz
Damn, now I've been outed!
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PREPARE TO BE MOCKED~
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Specifically, this is a thread for folks who are ANXIOUS about not being in a relationship and want a free pass from forum judgment, apparently, or are fishing for sympathy -- on a forum that hosts jerkwads like me. (Yes, it's all very confusing.)
If you don't CARE what a bunch of internet dipshits thinks about the status of your personal relations -- and you really shouldn't -- give this sad thread a pass.
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LOLZ IF U DON'T USE IT U LOSE IT
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ITZ GONNA FALLZ OFF
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PREPARE TO BE MOCKED~
NOOOOOOO, I really hope Saint Corny doesn't see this thread and come in to call me a virgin! He always makes me cry. ;(
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What a coincidence - Boogie. You're in a far better position than me :-\
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HE WILL SAY THINGS ABOUT UR MANHOOD AN HOW U R SAD! I MITE TOO!
LOLZ INTERNETZ
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Specifically, this is a thread for folks who are ANXIOUS about not being in a relationship and want a free pass from forum judgment, apparently, or are fishing for sympathy -- on a forum that hosts jerkwads like me. (Yes, it's all very confusing.)
I'm anxious about it, but not because of you jokers :P
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No, I'm dating around and enjoying it. The last thing I want is a real relationship right now.
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People will mock you till you are married, and once you are married they will mock you for being married.
The best thing to do is not care, but thats a long process for some people.
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You said it, dude. I get so much shit from single friends for being married -- as if I was somehow cool when I wasn't. I got shit back then too, assholes!
Everyone wants an angle to feel BETTAR THAN U.
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I AM BETTER I GOT BASEBALL CARDZ IN MY BMX SPOKES
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The day Phoenix gets married...is the day we shift into the next dimension...
..thats about around 2012 btw. Can't wait for the resulting thread.
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lolz drinky is married lolz
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boogie let me touch u
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lolz drinky go buy me some tampons lolz
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The day Phoenix gets laid...is the day we shift into the next dimension...
Can't wait for the resulting thread.
Fixed. That will be an amazing day indeed. And unlike some tightasses on GAF, I'll make sure I have pics of all my womenz.
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boogie let me touch u
lolz no, the only touching I do with men is kicking them in the head....
..and...rolling around with them...on the floor..... :-\
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boogie let me touch u
lolz no, the only touching I do with men is kicking them in the head....
..and...rolling around with them...on the floor..... :-\
This thread just got interesting
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boogie let me touch u
lolz no, the only touching I do with men is kicking them in the head....
I didn't know you could donkeypunch a man
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I really don't give a shit at all.
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You seem like an outgoing guy, and your race is full of beautiful womenz. I don't understand :-\
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It's best if you don't.
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boogie let me touch u
lolz no, the only touching I do with men is kicking them in the head....
..and...rolling around with them...on the floor..... :-\
This thread just got interesting
lolz
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Are you fisting that dude's mouth?
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umm, I'm the one on top :P
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I think the romance of my 19yr old college sweetheart is coming to an end :'(
I'd have to turn in my man card if I told anyone the reason :-\
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Telll uss morphixx.
I won't laugh.
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Tell us!
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It is either she all of a sudden realized what a dork I am (it has been a running gag our entire time together) or it is because I didn't sleep with her Saturday night. Don't get me wrong I wanted to but it would have been her 1st time and I think it could have been a little more special than going at it on the couch while V for Vendetta was playing on the TV and my bunnies watching us.
So I think she got the wrong idea or I hurt her feelings, since she will be moving back upstate in a few months anyway I don't want to make a big deal out of it. It was fun while it lasted though :D
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V for Vendetta? Romantic.
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Don't get me wrong I wanted to but it would have been her 1st time and I think it could have been a little more special than going at it on the couch while V for Vendetta was playing on the TV and my bunnies watching us.
Dude that's every girl's dream
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You should have had the FFVII OST playing in the background, it would have sealed the deal man!
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You should have taken a cue from the rabbits. Sometimes denying sex works to your advantage, but you can't make it seem like you're either afraid or outright rejecting her in general. If she thought, "this is the moment," and you're like, "fuck that I want to watch Natalie Portman," then you're screwed.
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I really don't give a shit at all.
I don't understand why people seek a soul mate because of peer pressure, per opposition to the bettering of their own personal well-being.
I don't give a shit, never really ever gave too much of a shit, and currently of course the circumstances are pretty much impossible... but what I'm worried in the future is simply, not falling in love. It's incredibly hard to accomplish that, I find most everyone to be shallow and uninteresting and no one's personality charms or impresses me. I think I developped some really sophisticated views (not standards) over the years, so I get petulant at everyone's jokes and tastes when they all seem to find them so witty. The spiritual compability aspect is important.
But as Loki pointed out, we grow older, and time runs out, and our needs arise. And it's shocking to realize how many people are in disagreeable loveless relationships.
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Not over here, either. WOMANS BE CRAZY, AMIRITE? Who needs 'em?
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It's best if you don't.
Oh come on Cajole. This is a serious thread so you have nothing to worry about.
I saw a pic of you; you look like a pretty normal, outgoing guy to me.
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If she thought, "this is the moment," and you're like, "fuck that I want to watch Natalie Portman," then you're screwed.
It wasn't the movie it was more the pressure of being her 1st. That is something a girl remembers and I don't think I am up for it just yet (my 1st time was fucking awful). We talked about it before and I thought that I made my position clear, it is not that I don't want to it is just think it was way too soon and she doesn't know me well enough yet.
Her 20th B-Day is coming up in about a month and I was planning on taking her some place nice for the weekend but I don't know if I'll get the chance now.
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Women need the dick just about as much as us men do. Fuck look at Redwood she's creaming everywhere like she's in heat or something.
But seriously i hope it wasnt over that, cause thats kind of stupid. Not that its your fault morphix. I can relate to how you feel. But i gave in on my waterbed with my mom cooking in the kitchen.
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Women need the dick just about as much as us men do. Fuck look at Redwood she's creaming everywhere like she's in heat or something.
But seriously i hope it wasnt over that, cause thats kind of stupid. Not that its your fault morphix. I can relate to how you feel. But i gave in on my waterbed with my mom cooking in the kitchen.
Your cousin doesn't count, loverboy... ;)
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Women need the dick just about as much as us men do. Fuck look at Redwood she's creaming everywhere like she's in heat or something.
(http://www.gamebunker.com/GameBunker/Forums/images/avatars/12163150294521e273171ef.jpg)
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Don't listen to anyone who saying DAMN MORPHIX YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED STUCK IT IN HARD!
That was a very gentleman and classy thing to do.
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Your cousin doesn't count, loverboy... ;)
Not my cousin dude, hell thats not even funny considering what my cousin got into for a short while.
But none the less no it wasnt my cousin and it was the worst sex i've ever had. Fuck having to be on top damnit. I was so fucking weak and tired i couldnt even cum. Thats when i started doing pushups i'm not weak anymore. But sex on a waterbed especially missionary is impossible. The beds moving your hands are trying to stabalize and not fall on her and suffacate her.
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Your cousin doesn't count, loverboy... ;)
But none the less no it wasnt my cousin and it was the worst sex i've ever had. Fuck having to be on top damnit.
I feel sorry for whoever was on bottom
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I agree with Pheonix. Ouch. :-\
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Women need the dick just about as much as us men do. Fuck look at Redwood she's creaming everywhere like she's in heat or something.
I'd be willing to bet that it's all for attention, but there's no way of really every knowing, is there?
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SC just ask her boyfriends :P
But seriously reading her posts on GA its getting worse and worse as the days go on.
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SC just ask her boyfriends :P
But seriously reading her posts on GA its getting worse and worse as the days go on.
LOL YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME BABY NOW CUM INSIDE ME WHILE I WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN YOUR EAR...
:-*
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SC just ask her boyfriends :P
But seriously reading her posts on GA its getting worse and worse as the days go on.
The ones talking the most about fucking are usually the ones doing it the least.
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SC just ask her boyfriends :P
But seriously reading her posts on GA its getting worse and worse as the days go on.
Who is she? Dragona? :hyper
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Well i'll be honest i havent gotten any in months and i'm just hoping in a few days that changes. But its not like i'm harping on it.
But Redwood (aka WhiteACID, aka Masochist) is just out there lately. But back to relationships. Maybe all you that arent in some relationships should be looking for some good good sex.
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It wasn't the movie it was more the pressure of being her 1st. That is something a girl remembers and I don't think I am up for it just yet (my 1st time was fucking awful). We talked about it before and I thought that I made my position clear, it is not that I don't want to it is just think it was way too soon and she doesn't know me well enough yet.
It's her choice though; girl's gotta get fucked sometime. It could suck with you, but at least you're a nice guy who cares and she can remember that.
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Maybe all you that arent in some relationships should be looking for some good good sex.
Now that just about everyone can access the internet, there's almost no excuse to not connect with someone to get your fuck on. I mean, maybe you're looking for "the right one" or whatever and wouldn't stoop so low as to have anonymous sex with someone you've chatted with online.
I don't see what the big deal is. As long as nobody is getting cheated on (you could be single but homegirl could be married and oh shit, here comes daddy with a BIG FUCKING CLAPPER) and as long as the proper precautions are being taken (wrap your weiner in other words), then get on Yahoo!Personals or Craigslist or whatever the fuck and go nail you someone.
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ZomBz you know you'll be getting like crazy in about 5 days ;)
take some pictures :lol
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Well i'll be honest i havent gotten any in months and i'm just hoping in a few days that changes. But its not like i'm harping on it.
But Redwood (aka WhiteACID, aka Masochist) is just out there lately. But back to relationships. Maybe all you that arent in some relationships should be looking for some good good sex.
And where does one find such good good sex, sir?
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I'm currently alone, and it feels fine. I'm way too busy with work/school to have any type of decent relationship going on. I have a friend of mine who is single too, and we set something up once in a while when she wants to unleash the fury. And everybody is happy
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And where does one find such good good sex, sir?
...get on Yahoo!Personals or Craigslist or whatever the fuck and go nail you someone.
I'm being completely honest and not trying to bash anyone, be they a virgin, unlucky in love or hideos
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It's her choice though; girl's gotta get fucked sometime. It could suck with you, but at least you're a nice guy who cares and she can remember that.
yeah that is why I think she is avoiding me now. She really had to have thought about it and I may have led her on a bit but I really was thinking about what was best for her. One thing is for sure it is the 1st time a girl has dumped me for not having sex with her soon enough :lol
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And where does one find such good good sex, sir?
...get on Yahoo!Personals or Craigslist or whatever the fuck and go nail you someone.
I'm being completely honest and not trying to bash anyone, be they a virgin, unlucky in love or hideos
Craigslist frightens me. I do scope out the dating websites, just don't have much luck with 'em.
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ZomBz you know you'll be getting like crazy in about 5 days ;)
take some pictures :lol
I'm taping this shit picture wont do her justic. IF she goes crazy on me were gonna have some crazy crazy ULTRAporn rated sex. But it just be a night of her and I talking or something stupid like that.
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Boogie: Craigslist is perfect for setting up blind dates. Just say you wanna meet after a few hours of chatting and your off on a date. Its fun and exciting cause you dont know what your gonna get. And you can always run away. Or if its a dude kick his ass.
But the real good thing about craigslist is the girls that get on there and just want some cock.
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Craigslist frightens me. I do scope out the dating websites, just don't have much luck with 'em.
What about your local paper? Check the personals. If you've got a "Reader" in your area, the back is filled with lonely women who want your pounding meat.
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Boogie: Craigslist is perfect for setting up blind dates. Just say you wanna meet after a few hours of chatting and your off on a date. Its fun and exciting cause you dont know what your gonna get. And you can always run away. Or if its a dude kick his ass.
But the real good thing about craigslist is the girls that get on there and just want some cock.
Most chicks on Craigslist seem fake though. This one seems real though:
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/ers/214372231.html :lol :lol
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WTF? She's charging "roses" to talk dirty to you in different languages?
Sounds like a new Animal Crossing feature... :P
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WTF? She's charging "roses" to talk dirty to you in different languages?
Sounds like a new Animal Crossing feature... :P
LOL
Craiglist sucks indeed. All I see is dudes seeking chicks. 90% of the female ads are either fake or connected to some porn site
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Well at least in my area its pretty legit, especially the romantic encounters. Yeah theres lots of fake ads but if you keep looking you find them easily. Roses = money in internet sex game. So those that are asking for roses are whores.
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Well at least in my area its pretty legit, especially the romantic encounters. Yeah theres lots of fake ads but if you keep looking you find them easily. Roses = money in internet sex game. So those that are asking for roses are whores.
OMG THANX FOR EXPLAINING THESE TOO ME NOW HOW DOES I MAKE POOPOU? :-[
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I wonder how many bells it would be for a little half & half
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For the record, when I said I was concerned about it, I meant in the "it's in the back of my mind and I think about it at times" sense, not the "I'm pulling my hair out because I need a girl now" sense.
It's only really an issue because I know that I'm not the type of guy who'd ever get married without dating for a minimum of 2-3 years. My mom always says, "oh, when you're older you know what you want and you don't have to date as long -- a year and a half tops" (including the engagement period); in my opinion, this is how couples end up divorced -- they simply can't get to know each other in such a short period of time. I'd never rush into something like marriage regardless of my love for my partner or my deepening paternal instincts -- it's a pragmatic issue imo. I turned 28 this past June, for the record.
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IM NOT READING THAT
LOOOOLOOOOOOLOOOOOOOL
IM SO CLEVER :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh
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I think we all took that for granted, Loki. ;)
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Loneliness is the American condition
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Loneliness is the American condition
Isn't that obesity?
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Loneliness is the American condition
Isn't that obesity?
They both go hand in hand sadly :'( :'( :'(
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Loneliness is the American condition
Yet hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
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Loneliness is the American condition
Isn't that obesity?
They both go hand in hand sadly :'( :'( :'(
But... aren't you about to get married?
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But... aren't you about to get married?
Getting married is nothing. All it is is a piece of paper. you can still be lonely. I know i sure am. I have a great heart and stuff but that doesnt help me when your lonely as fuck. So much so you wish you'd die. I just want to settle down for real and I cant.
FUCKING WOMAN wont realize what's she's doing to me. I hate selfish people. :'( :'( :'(
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Um..... maybe you should visit a shrink? Just a thought. :-\
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Married people are lonely, too.
I am in no relationship either! And as I get older, the girls my age start to dry up.(in more ways that one hohoh0)
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Loneliness is the American condition
Yet hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
Pink Floyd rules.
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Um..... maybe you should visit a shrink? Just a thought. :-\
I do but it doesnt help with the second party involved. I'm a giver, She's a taker. Its taking all i have to keep it together through all this to see if things change. You'd think she'd have a different opinion of me for doing what i do for her. But she's still harping on me being an asshole many years ago. And she still thinks i'm that person, yet she takes advantage of me and uses me for her own selfish wants.
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Coincedently I was just reading this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=122296
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Coincedently I was just reading this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=122296
You should spend more time reading the GAF Discussions thread, then. ;)
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=660.msg27266#msg27266 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=660.msg27266#msg27266)
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ZomBz how about you call off the wedding and give me her number?
I'll set her straight and she will come running back to you :D
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But... aren't you about to get married?
Getting married is nothing. All it is is a piece of paper.
No it's not. But that's just my opinion.
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Morphix trust me you dont want to get involved in this fucking mess. For the lack of better words she's broken goods. Yeah i'm to blame for fucking up but i wasnt me back then. Now that i am her and i go around in this circle. Its vicious and evil.
Boogie i agree with you marriage isnt just for a piece of paper, but this one is. As much as i love her to death she has nothing in her heart. She'd rather take a million bucks and let me die than to give it up and have me still live.
I've been close to having some guys i know kidnap me and give her a note saying give it all up and he lives. And see what she does but that would be wrong.
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ZomBz I'll kidnap you but I am going to have to get a mini bike out of the deal 8)
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:( I have pleanty of Minibikes you can have'em I just want to get her thinking the right way. :'(
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Anal lolz
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Does she go to therapy?
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She should i wish i could get her to go
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Go to "relationship counseling"? She needs to take care of her problems.
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:( I have pleanty of Minibikes you can have'em I just want to get her thinking the right way. :'(
I know you probably have a reason but why marry this girl? You are a rich fat guy like me there are plenty of girls out there for us.
She must be hot and crazy in the sack.
(you don't have to answer I think I can guess why, sometimes you just have to do something)
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You have no obligation to marry her dude. If she fucked up her life, she should deal with it. She's not in charge of you. And based on what you told us about her not being there for you when you were sick, she doesn't deserve you. Why should you come to her aid when she didn't when you needed her?
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You have no obligation to marry her dude. If she fucked up her life, she should deal with it. She's not in charge of you. And based on what you told us about her not being there for you when you were sick, she doesn't deserve you. Why should you come to her aid when she didn't when you needed her?
I try telling him these things, but he just won't listen. :-\
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I'd schedule the wedding, have everything ready to go, and then BAM not show up. Teach her a life lesson.
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Or he could get therapy for her. This isn't a very healthy relationship. Tell her you'll leave her because you're not that stupid,doesn't have to be true but tell her.
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OR grow some balls, BZ. I like you, you seem like a nice guy, but you'll bend over backwards for that chick no matter how poorly she treats you. This is like those cheesy Disney movies where the kids try to stop dad from marrying the wrong woman. :-\
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OR grow some balls, BZ. I like you, you seem like a nice guy, but you'll bend over backwards for that chick no matter how poorly she treats you. This is like those cheesy Disney movies where the kids try to stop dad from marrying the wrong woman. :-\
BZ is a nice and caring guy. It pains me to see someone take advantage of him like this. You should seriously consider postponing the wedding at least.
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I'm not in denial i know full well what i'm doing and what actions i am taking. Like i said i'm a giver. I give and give and give till i have nothing left to give. I've tried that whole "well if you want things harder in your life i'll leave" and she just uses it against me by saying she'll go find someone else who's a better man than i am. Thing is i dont believe theres another man on earth that cares for her as much as i do.
Love is one powerful drug either way. It can be the best thing in the world when you have it. And the most addicting habit forming drug that makes you do things you'd never do otherwise. I thought she'd changed for the better. Then she said i was pressuring her . I laid off things for a while. And still its hard for her to accept that i'm a good person.
So any little thing she can say is bad about me she does. She uses everything against me. Weither it be little or small it belittle's me and discourages me greatly. Hence why i'm a fucking mess and coming on the internet to express how i feel. I dont have anyone close enough to even talk about these things with besides a councelor.
I'll always be a giver I cant stop that unfortunately. So i'm stuck in this situation.
Trust me i've got balls but this girl is my fucking Kryptonite man. I'm pretty much superman if put my best foot forward.
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You're a slave, Toby.
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I'm not in denial i know full well what i'm doing and what actions i am taking. Like i said i'm a giver. I give and give and give till i have nothing left to give. I've tried that whole "well if you want things harder in your life i'll leave" and she just uses it against me by saying she'll go find someone else who's a better man than i am. Thing is i dont believe theres another man on earth that cares for her as much as i do.
Love is one powerful drug either way. It can be the best thing in the world when you have it. And the most addicting habit forming drug that makes you do things you'd never do otherwise. I thought she'd changed for the better. Then she said i was pressuring her . I laid off things for a while. And still its hard for her to accept that i'm a good person.
So any little thing she can say is bad about me she does. She uses everything against me. Weither it be little or small it belittle's me and discourages me greatly. Hence why i'm a fucking mess and coming on the internet to express how i feel. I dont have anyone close enough to even talk about these things with besides a councelor.
I'll always be a giver I cant stop that unfortunately. So i'm stuck in this situation.
Trust me i've got balls but this girl is my fucking Kryptonite man. I'm pretty much superman if put my best foot forward.
She sounds mean. :-\
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B'z-chan needs to stop fagging up this board with this bleeding heart shit so much, seriously.
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how come you all have such hard times meeting women?
You don't look like an ugly bunch (well Phoenix Dark could be ugly, all this time and he can't find a webcam or a picture phone and post his pic?) how do you not meet women?
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I find it difficult, because I don't know where to look. According to Willco, though, I should go to L.A. :P
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how come you all have such hard times meeting women?
You don't look like an ugly bunch (well Phoenix Dark could be ugly, all this time and he can't find a webcam or a picture phone and post his pic?) how do you not meet women?
I dunno, beyond college, it starts getting pretty hard to meet women. There are none where I work, and I don't really go anywhere where they are. Record store? They don't really go in there, and if they do, it's some teeny boppers. Book store? Sorry... pretty much shit out of luck there too. Home theater/hi-fi stores? Heh, get the fuck outta here! Okay, so maybe I'm not really looking at all, but it's pretty hard to meet them outside of the social settings of school.
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how come you all have such hard times meeting women?
You don't look like an ugly bunch (well Phoenix Dark could be ugly, all this time and he can't find a webcam or a picture phone and post his pic?) how do you not meet women?
I dunno, beyond college, it starts getting pretty hard to meet women. There are none where I work, and I don't really go anywhere where they are. Record store? They don't really go in there, and if they do, it's some teeny boppers. Book store? Sorry... pretty much shit out of luck there too. Home theater/hi-fi stores? Heh, get the fuck outta here! Okay, so maybe I'm not really looking at all, but it's pretty hard to meet them outside of the social settings of school.
Parties?
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What if we don't like parties? :(
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Parties?
Nah, I don't go for parties. In general, I don't really like people. Wait a minute... I think I found my problem! Thanks bro! :lol
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Everyone likes parties. The only people who say they don't like parties are the ones that never get invited to them.
The fact I'm listening to Andrew W.K.'s "Long Live the Party" right now is just an amazing coincidence, I swear.
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Everyone likes parties. The only people who say they don't like parties are the ones that never get invited to them.
The fact I'm listening to Andrew W.K.'s "Long Live the Party" right now is just a coincidence, I swear.
:lol :'(
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What if we don't like parties? :(
Come out with me and we'll hit up some gay bars.
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What if we don't like parties? :(
Come out with me and we'll hit up some gay bars.
You're on! :-*
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methinks rodi's standers are too high.
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methinks rodi's standers are too high.
methinks that too. :( :'(
edit: ...wait a second, no I don't!!! >:(
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Everyone likes parties. The only people who say they don't like parties are the ones that never get invited to them.
The fact I'm listening to Andrew W.K.'s "Long Live the Party" right now is just an amazing coincidence, I swear.
I used to hang out with people who did the party scene, but I don't drink and I don't smoke, so they quit bugging me after a while. Parties aren't very fun for squares like me. But I don't hang out with anyone like that anymore. So, eh, I dunno. I never really liked them.
I love Andrew W.K. though. :) His meaning of party is more like just having fun with life though.
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Parties?
After having attended some of these mythical parties over the past year or so, I can say that they're not so great for meeting women. False advertising total.
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what the fuck? Parties are awesome for meeting girls, you probably just lack the social skills needed for the party scene.
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methinks rodi's standers are too high.
methinks that too. :( :'(
edit: ...wait a second, no I don't!!! >:(
I fail to see how a pretty girl like you isn't licking all the carpet you can handle right now. You must be holding out for some sort of super model dyke.
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I'm not in denial i know full well what i'm doing and what actions i am taking. Like i said i'm a giver. I give and give and give till i have nothing left to give. I've tried that whole "well if you want things harder in your life i'll leave" and she just uses it against me by saying she'll go find someone else who's a better man than i am.
I'm no Lothario but if *anyone* said that to me they wouldn't have finished the sentence before the door shut in their face.
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what the fuck? Parties are awesome for meeting girls, you probably just lack the social skills needed for the party scene.
chat someone up for 10-15 minutes, get bored/she gets bored, move on, rinse, repeat.
oh, I invited a girl to a party three weeks ago. Talked with her plenty, even danced with her for a song, when she decides to leave, I walk her back to her place.....then "k, bye, I'll call you".....ain't seen her since. (and I did call her, but got the brushoff total)
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make connections and talk to people hell I made my central college group of all strangers I met in partys and what not. My best friend Nick is a bitch and won't be an ice breaker so I'll always have to do it. People want to talk you just gotta have the balls and do it.
like I said I pretend to be a bit more waisted than I am at partys sometimes so if I fail when I go up to someone I won't look like a total ass...I dunno it's just a bit easier for me I guess.
I met a lot of people around the beer pong tables just bullshitting, and a lot of them were girls too.
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how come you all have such hard times meeting women?
You don't look like an ugly bunch (well Phoenix Dark could be ugly, all this time and he can't find a webcam or a picture phone and post his pic?) how do you not meet women?
I'm not ugly at all. Like I said, many girls have smiled as I walk by on campus. So I doubt looks are the problem.
The problem is that I'm quiet, layed back, somewhat invisible, etc. I notice the most popular guys in my classes are always loud, borderline rude, and cool. They say something and everyone laughs. They just have this level of command that I can only dream of. Christopher strikes me as one of these guys.
I've been told that I'm really nice. Just today I was talking to the next door neighbors, and one of them asked if I could "mentor" his kids. First time I've talked to him and he wants me to hang out with his sons and keep them out of trouble (and "off that damned MySpace"). This constantly happens to me. Some of my mom's friends have hit on me, and praised my mature attitude and shit. Yet I can't get an 18year old chick to notice me.
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Nah that's not me PD, but I have PLENTY of my freinds that are like that...and perhaps by association I can be percieved by that but I'm generally I'm just myself man, and girls like that.
ALOT of people think I'm someone like that before they get to know me :shrugs: I've been told plenty of times I appear to be an asshole/rude by perception.
Don't front, and be someone your not, be honest and open and have something interesting to talk about, (which Boogie should have NO problem in at all).
Also another thing I think most of you have is probably have huge ass high standards when it comes to girls. Not saying get with an ugly ass cow, but if a girl is ok looking, likes YOU, likes YOUR jokes, and generally is just a nice person, go for it.
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Once you realize how most girls are shy and nymphomaniacs it's easy. Not much fun but easy.
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Most girls AREN'T shy OR nymphomaniacs. Or was your response intended for a different thread -- maybe the Bush Farts one?
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Most girls AREN'T shy OR nymphomaniacs. Or was your response intended for a different thread -- maybe the Bush Farts one?
You've never met a girl that pretended to be dumb?
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What if we don't like parties? :(
Come out with me and we'll hit up some gay bars.
You're on! :-*
If they're filled with nothing but nasty bulldykes, I will keep you company. :tophat
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Nah that's not me PD, but I have PLENTY of my freinds that are like that...and perhaps by association I can be percieved by that but I'm generally I'm just myself man, and girls like that.
ALOT of people think I'm someone like that before they get to know me :shrugs: I've been told plenty of times I appear to be an asshole/rude by perception.
Don't front, and be someone your not, be honest and open and have something interesting to talk about, (which Boogie should have NO problem in at all).
Also another thing I think most of you have is probably have huge ass high standards when it comes to girls. Not saying get with an ugly ass cow, but if a girl is ok looking, likes YOU, likes YOUR jokes, and generally is just a nice person, go for it.
I still have problems initiating conversation. I can be sitting next to a girl and know EXACTLY what I want to say to her ("so, what did you think about the test...did you finish the homework...etc), but I can't get the words out. Sometimes I do pull it off, and whenever I do it works perfectly. But usually I just sit there, doing nothing, only to hear some other dude say what I'm thinking.
High standards...I'm sort of guilty of that. Sure I'd love to have a hot latina girlfriend. Instead I need to aim for the somewhat thick girls or quiet girls, and move from there. I just need to start up a conversation with them, and see what happens. And just build on that.
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Most girls AREN'T shy OR nymphomaniacs. Or was your response intended for a different thread -- maybe the Bush Farts one?
You've never met a girl that pretended to be dumb?
If pretending to be dumb meant being shy and a nympho, then everyone would be fucking in basements right now.
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be honest and open and have something interesting to talk about, (which Boogie should have NO problem in at all).
heh, you know, it's funny, I have definitely improved in this regard. At certain times and on certain subjects, I'm sure I could talk someone's head off now. But in those situations I'm not that great at keeping the girl engaged in the conversation.
Aww, fuck it, I'm just rationalizing. I'm a perfectly sociable man who's just a freak of nature in being unable to "seal the deal" :P
(and no, the "standards too high" thing certainly doesn't apply)
dammit, you've got me making SERIOUS REPLIES now, LOLZ.
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If pretending to be dumb meant being shy and a nympho, then everyone would be fucking in basements right now.
The nympho part didn't make sense.
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PD just do it. Test it out, what can hurt? Believe me dude EVERYONE wants to talk (I'd say about 95% wants to talk) just no one wants to push the ball first, sometimes you gotta be the one to do that.
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PD just do it. Test it out, what can hurt? Believe me dude EVERYONE wants to talk (I'd say about 95% wants to talk) just no one wants to push the ball first, sometimes you gotta be the one to do that.
I'm definitely going to go for it whenever possible. I'm afraid of rejection, but is someone really going to reject you from a simple conversation?
With many girls I can't help but be a little afraid of them. Maybe that's not the best way of putting it, but I can definitely look at a chick and see she's out of my league, at which point I just give up.
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I'm in two relationships.
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I'm in two relationships.
O'RLY
:shh :shh *wink*
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ZomBZ, you sound very passive-aggressive. You really shouldn't marry this chick.
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I'm afraid of rejection, but is someone really going to reject you from a simple conversation?
"Hey, how'd you do on that quiz"
"You're ugly and reek of sweat"
"..."
"I hate you more each minute"
"..."
"Could you PLEASE die now?"
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:(
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I'm in two relationships.
O'RLY
:shh :shh *wink*
:shh :shh
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:shh :shh
Sounds stupid. get assraped for something like that.
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:shh :shh
Sounds stupid. get assraped for something like that.
Like you're anyone to speak of stupidity.
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Like you're anyone to speak of stupidity.
I don't do this.
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Like you're anyone to speak of stupidity.
I don't do this.
And this proves what exactly?
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wtf
People are not themselves at parties at all, and you're supposed to be yourself to impress others? People are always acting out at parties, are intoxicated or are just looking to be something else for a night. Nevermind the fact that parties get loud and having a conversation of any worth is difficult.
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Looking for a meaningful relationship, at a place where people are encouraged to do the dumbest things possible, is pointless.
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"Be yourself' is weird advice that doesn't usually click with the person hearing it, but makes intuitive sense to the person saying it. It's more like, "don't be afraid to open up and let down your guard," than it is, "embrace the person who doesn't talk to random people in the first place."
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wtf
People are not themselves at parties at all, and you're supposed to be yourself to impress others? People are always acting out at parties, are intoxicated or are just looking to be something else for a night. Nevermind the fact that parties get loud and having a conversation of any worth is difficult.
exactly
look at the non-existent success rate of any of these "advice" threads on GAF, these always make me laugh, since basically everything that people say is a contradiction ("be yourself!" "act cocky and funny, and confident!") and is meaningless
wtf do people expect, everyone will go through different situations and meet different unpredictable people in different environments, and that's mega-frustrating but a whole lot (if not all) of the odds are directed by pure blind luck... there is no way to foretell how they'll like or dislike you, they'll also have different tastes and some might enjoy total pompous assholes while others might prefer shy nice guys
and despite most of them being good willed, forum users who're basically total strangers in regards to your existence, can't offer a goddamn practical thing to you... and their view is basically that of the typical cynical young male, a very biased and short-sighted one
ultimately, only you knows how to improve your situation... other people's takes and views on the Internet are funny for entertainment, and maybe to glean a little inspiration from, but other than that unless they're ready to interact in your real life, they're useless and yer on your own, so swear by autodidacticism and don't kid yourself from the contrary
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JoJo don't post in this thread again. No one wants to read crazy theories from a tumor riddled mind.
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I dunno morphix, I bet his tumor has had more girlfriends than some of these guys LOL AM I RITe! Internet HUmor!
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wtf
People are not themselves at parties at all, and you're supposed to be yourself to impress others? People are always acting out at parties, are intoxicated or are just looking to be something else for a night. Nevermind the fact that parties get loud and having a conversation of any worth is difficult.
exactly
look at the non-existent success rate of any of these "advice" threads on GAF, these always make me laugh, since basically everything that people say is a contradiction ("be yourself!" "act cocky and funny, and confident!") and is meaningless
wtf do people expect, everyone will go through different situations and meet different unpredictable people in different environments, and that's mega-frustrating but a whole lot (if not all) of the odds are directed by pure blind luck... there is no way to foretell how they'll like or dislike you, they'll also have different tastes and some might enjoy total pompous assholes while others might prefer shy nice guys
and despite most of them being good willed, forum users who're basically total strangers in regards to your existence, can't offer a goddamn practical thing to you... and their view is basically that of the typical cynical young male, a very biased and short-sighted one
ultimately, only you knows how to improve your situation... other people's takes and views on the Internet are funny for entertainment, and maybe to glean a little inspiration from, but other than that unless they're ready to interact in your real life, they're useless and yer on your own, so swear by autodidacticism and don't kid yourself from the contrary
Dammit, I agree with you. Parties seem to be all about acting. An imitation of life if you will.
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wtf
People are not themselves at parties at all, and you're supposed to be yourself to impress others? People are always acting out at parties, are intoxicated or are just looking to be something else for a night. Nevermind the fact that parties get loud and having a conversation of any worth is difficult.
exactly
No, not exactly
look at the non-existent success rate of any of these "advice" threads on GAF, these always make me laugh, since basically everything that people say is a contradiction ("be yourself!" "act cocky and funny, and confident!") and is meaningless
What other advice do you want? From the limited knowledge we have that's what works. Most people just won't take the advice and just yes someone...you can't TEACH someone to act like this at a party, it happens, and that's EVERY advice someone will give you
wtf do people expect, everyone will go through different situations and meet different unpredictable people in different environments, and that's mega-frustrating but a whole lot (if not all) of the odds are directed by pure blind luck... there is no way to foretell how they'll like or dislike you, they'll also have different tastes and some might enjoy total pompous assholes while others might prefer shy nice guys
Exactly. We're giving basic advice, we're not a psychologist --we don't get paid for this shit, thus we're not analyzing someone's life we're just trying to help based on experience dude
and despite most of them being good willed, forum users who're basically total strangers in regards to your existence, can't offer a goddamn practical thing to you... and their view is basically that of the typical cynical young male, a very biased and short-sighted one
Isn't this true with everything on the internet ... it's really up to anyone esp on a message board where there are really no personal connections made, you ask a basic question you get a basic answer...most people don't know the person on the other end, how on earth do you expect exact ground advice when the person in question is just words and numbers?
ultimately, only you knows how to improve your situation... other people's takes and views on the Internet are funny for entertainment, and maybe to glean a little inspiration from, but other than that unless they're ready to interact in your real life, they're useless and yer on your own, so swear by autodidacticism and don't kid yourself from the contrary.
Right, what the fuck do you want a psycho-anaylist on a person with we only know through an internet guise?
In short stop playing psychologist 101, because this is the internet and that's what your going to get plain jane advice ...we don't know these people as humans, only as numbers, letters, and words. Thus, your going to only get advice that we know from interacting with real people.
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wtf
People are not themselves at parties at all, and you're supposed to be yourself to impress others? People are always acting out at parties, are intoxicated or are just looking to be something else for a night. Nevermind the fact that parties get loud and having a conversation of any worth is difficult.
exactly
look at the non-existent success rate of any of these "advice" threads on GAF, these always make me laugh, since basically everything that people say is a contradiction ("be yourself!" "act cocky and funny, and confident!") and is meaningless
wtf do people expect, everyone will go through different situations and meet different unpredictable people in different environments, and that's mega-frustrating but a whole lot (if not all) of the odds are directed by pure blind luck... there is no way to foretell how they'll like or dislike you, they'll also have different tastes and some might enjoy total pompous assholes while others might prefer shy nice guys
and despite most of them being good willed, forum users who're basically total strangers in regards to your existence, can't offer a goddamn practical thing to you... and their view is basically that of the typical cynical young male, a very biased and short-sighted one
ultimately, only you knows how to improve your situation... other people's takes and views on the Internet are funny for entertainment, and maybe to glean a little inspiration from, but other than that unless they're ready to interact in your real life, they're useless and yer on your own, so swear by autodidacticism and don't kid yourself from the contrary
Dammit, I agree with you. Parties seem to be all about acting. An imitation of life if you will.
Um how many parties do you go to? Most people at parties are there to have fun, dance, drink, and meet people...no one is being fake, you just see everyone with the party mask on. Parties and regular conversing are two different things, and yes being yourself will help you at a party...when your at party at how you would at a party.
However, if something isn't going right in your life adapt how you are and try a new exetension of yourself.
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I dunno, people dont really know who they are till maybe 24-ish. Thats people in general mind you.
I mean if youre just looking for some quick poke, by and large any drunken college party will serve. However any meaningful relationships tend to occur after, and that DO begin early are fairly rare.
Unfortunately finding people when 'yer all growed up' is complete new challenge.
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B'z-chan needs to stop fagging up this board with this bleeding heart shit so much, seriously.
;)
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Didnt he get married?
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Didnt he get married?
Not yet. We need to all get together and capture the bride Saving Silverman style
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Didnt he get married?
Not yet. We need to all get together and capture the bride Saving Silverman style
Troof
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I dunno; I'm not sure if it's the bride or Bz-chan who's the danger, here.
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I dunno; I'm not sure if it's the bride or Bz-chan who's the danger, here.
I think of the children too
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23 hours till i'm signing my death warrent :'( another 75 hours till the ceremony
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23 hours till i'm signing my death warrent :'( another 75 hours till the ceremony
Dude.... you obviously don't wanna go through with it. Fuck is your damage?
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23 hours till i'm signing my death warrent :'( another 75 hours till the ceremony
DO NOT DO IT
Come on man. Why ruin your life just help some chick, who only wants to marry you so she doesn't have to deal with her own problem?
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No, but finding someone to date can't be that hard.
Have you ever been kissed Phoenix? Why don't you just find someone nice or something.
Besides if you really want to find a girlfriend you should see a shrink.
What you can do is first start easy and then step it up a bit. Here I am talking about 'finding' and 'meeting' girls. But why start with girls? This could be too hard, so instead you could try to start random conversations with guys instead of girls. Then you try to step it up by approaching a girl, etc.
It's really not hard, as long as you put effort into it.
And yes, you want a relationship. Don't be stupid. Everyone needs some lovin'. :heartbeat
I kissed a girl when I was like 8, but that doesn't count imo. Never kissed anyone in highschool or college now.
I can talk to guys without any problem; that goes without saying considering I'm a guy. But with chicks I constantly don't know what to say, or am too shy to say it.
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Its always hard the first time to shove yourself into the dating pool, but once you do it talking to women is pretty easy.
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Its always hard the first time to shove yourself into the dating pool, but once you do it talking to women is pretty easy.
That makes sense. Once I get the balls to make that first step, I should be set. In fact, next week I'm going for it; can't do it tomorrow since I have tests in all my classes.
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Someone REALLY needs to set PD up with a match.com account or something. Those type of places are made for him.
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I kissed a girl when I was like 8, but that doesn't count imo. Never kissed anyone in highschool or college now.
I can talk to guys without any problem; that goes without saying considering I'm a guy. But with chicks I constantly don't know what to say, or am too shy to say it.
Ok, good. I don't want to be the armchair psycho therapist here, but since your lazy black ass probably won't actually go see someone, I will try to give you some advice.
Girls like guys that talk. Fuck, it doesn't matter what you say, unless it's something incredibly stupid. Girls like confidence bla bla bla. What people mean by that is not overly confident assholes, even though some crazy bitches actually enjoy cocky, overly confident man whores, but rather confident enough to do some things in life or whatever. Say you hang out with a girl and she's kinda hungry or whatever and you see a hotdog thingy, you can't be afraid to buy her summit just because you're too afraid of that taco behind the hot dog register (or whatever the fuck they call it).
Also, girls like guys that experience stuff and do fun things in their lives, and not just hang out in front of the computer. This isn't a necessity with some girls, but it's definately nice.
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Everything you said is true though. I get better at the confidence thing all the time, but I shut down a lot whenever I'm in public. My brain freezes and I start looking for exit doors and routes home, like Jason Borne.
Whenever a chick starts talking to me, I basically have no problems talking. It's just that I can't initiate the conversation which fucking sucks. I can't just turn to the chick who always sits next to me and say "what's up?
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what does 'a break' mean? because i'm in one of those now. :lol
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I dunno once you see enough women act as dumb and petty as you are, you lose that awe that keeps you from talking normal to them lol.
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Basically, a break means that she wants to play the field a bit, but she wants me to be ready to welcome her back. Ace.
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Basically. It can also mean things are moving too fast and she's not ready for things to be where they are at the present time.
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I'm not in one but I have my eyes set on this girl in my math class. She's such a sweetheart, and she has such a nice ass. :-*
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I'm not in one but I have my eyes set on this girl in my math class. She's such a sweetheart, and she has such a nice ass. :-*
Is she fat and/or wearing glasses?
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I'm not in one but I have my eyes set on this girl in my math class. She's such a sweetheart, and she has such a nice ass. :-*
Could you post pics of some of the women you talk about? :-\
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PD, I'm sure you're aware that there is a steady stream of PORN on dese hurh intarnets, so quit being such a fucking pest and just download some ungodly Vida Guerra camera pics.... sunh.
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She wears glasses, but she's not fat at all! :-[
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PD, I'm sure you're aware that there is a steady stream of PORN on dese hurh intarnets, so quit being such a fucking pest and just download some ungodly Vida Guerra camera pics.... sunh.
I've got a lot of porn son!
Big Ass Party CD1 (Cherokee, Olivia O'Lovely, Carmen Hayes, Sydney Capri, Monet Devine, Mika Brown, Ayana Angel, Jada Fire, Ice, Sky, Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Jack Napier)
BOOTY TALK 25 - Lacey Duvalle vs. Mandingo
Bootytalk - All dat azz - Booty Talk Crystal
Deep Throat This (Luna, Kelsey, Misty, August, Claudia, Miko Lee, Fujiko, Mina, Krystal Steal, Melissa Milano, Monica Mayhem, Nicole Sheridan)
Gianna Michaels - Racks and Blacks
Miko Lee, Lexington Steele (Lex the Impaler 1)
Once You Go Black You Never Go Back 3 CD2 (Jules Jordan, Mandingo, Katsumi, Kaylynn, Kayla Marie, Lucy Thai, Sharon Wild)
Racks And Blacks - Linda Friday
Sara Jay - BlackMotherfuckers
Sara Jay - My First Sex Teacher - Naughty America - Sara Jay
tugjobs Melissa Milano
:punch
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bz, get a pre-nup.
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I'm not in a relationship, but do you hear me whining? NO! I silently cry into my pillow like a real man.
Hopefully you have better taste than John Lennon. Yoko lol :-*
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I'm not in a relationship, but do you hear me whining? NO! I silently cry into my pillow like a real man.
Hopefully you have better taste than John Lennon. Yoko lol :-*
I'd date Asian chicks if they let me. :'(
Pfft I have nothing against asian chicks, except the pubescent breasts and crooked teeth
:-*
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I'm not in a relationship, but do you hear me whining? NO! I silently cry into my pillow like a real man.
(http://photos-935.facebook.com/ip003/profile/1414/35/n510935_17782.jpg)
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I'm not in a relationship, but do you hear me whining? NO! I silently cry into my pillow like a real man.
(http://photos-935.facebook.com/ip003/profile/1414/35/n510935_17782.jpg)
You look like Peter North
(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/5858/rams2aki7.jpg)
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You're fucking ridiculous. :lol
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:lol
I smell a new tag! :-*
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!!!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4493780&postcount=30
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!!!
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4493780&postcount=30
Cajole needs to be exposed. I wonder if he did gay porn too
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CajoleJuice is a cool guy.
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You suck Willco. :(
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bz, get a pre-nup.
I've got a pre-nup so tight not even a hydrogen bomb could fuck it up. There is only one stipulation and thats if i cheat. But i dont think it applies to her if not were gonna have to change that.
I'm having second thoughts about this whole mess though.
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bz, get a pre-nup.
I've got a pre-nup so tight not even a hydrogen bomb could fuck it up. There is only one stipulation and thats if i cheat. But i dont think it applies to her if not were gonna have to change that.
I'm having second thoughts about this whole mess though.
Post pone it by a month. PLEASE. It'll give you time to think. Also it'll be interesting to see her reaction to this. Her true feelings will be exposed
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go hit on wilco, he finds u funny. heard it from his own mouth to.
P.S. he likes ear maushages, just dont go into the ear drum, just kinda rub it
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go hit on wilco, he finds u funny. heard it from his own mouth to.
P.S. he likes ear maushages, just dont go into the ear drum, just kinda rub it
Me?
I'd love to meet Willco in person lol. He seems dynamic and witty to me.
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u want him as ur bf? ill sell u personal info.
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u want him as ur bf? ill sell u personal info.
PM me
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I'd like everyone to know, that I'll be in Homemade Milk's house in just a few weeks. Without parental supervision. And I've got about 200 lbs. on him. It'd be a shame if you guys don't hear from him again after next month.
Just saying.
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I've got a pre-nup so tight not even a hydrogen bomb could fuck it up. There is only one stipulation and thats if i cheat. But i dont think it applies to her if not were gonna have to change that.
I'm having second thoughts about this whole mess though.
Good. Maybe postpone it too?
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Willco, make him call you Drinky. At least on the, uh, "second time".