Author Topic: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently? (Read 42646 times)

morphix · « **Reply #60 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:07:50 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 04:39:07 PM

If she thought, "this is the moment," and you're like, "fuck that I want to watch Natalie Portman," then you're screwed.

It wasn't the movie it was more the pressure of being her 1st. That is something a girl remembers and I don't think I am up for it just yet (my 1st time was fucking awful). We talked about it before and I thought that I made my position clear, it is not that I don't want to it is just think it was way too soon and she doesn't know me well enough yet.

Her 20th B-Day is coming up in about a month and I was planning on taking her some place nice for the weekend but I don't know if I'll get the chance now.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #61 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:11:36 PM »

Women need the dick just about as much as us men do. Fuck look at Redwood she's creaming everywhere like she's in heat or something.

But seriously i hope it wasnt over that, cause thats kind of stupid. Not that its your fault morphix. I can relate to how you feel. But i gave in on my waterbed with my mom cooking in the kitchen.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #62 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:12:37 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:11:36 PM

Women need the dick just about as much as us men do. Fuck look at Redwood she's creaming everywhere like she's in heat or something.

But seriously i hope it wasnt over that, cause thats kind of stupid. Not that its your fault morphix. I can relate to how you feel. But i gave in on my waterbed with my mom cooking in the kitchen.

Your cousin doesn't count, loverboy...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #63 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:13:01 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:11:36 PM

Women need the dick just about as much as us men do. Fuck look at Redwood she's creaming everywhere like she's in heat or something.

Christopher · « **Reply #64 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:14:26 PM »

Don't listen to anyone who saying DAMN MORPHIX YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED STUCK IT IN HARD!

That was a very gentleman and classy thing to do.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #65 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:17:41 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 05:12:37 PM

Your cousin doesn't count, loverboy...

Not my cousin dude, hell thats not even funny considering what my cousin got into for a short while.

But none the less no it wasnt my cousin and it was the worst sex i've ever had. Fuck having to be on top damnit. I was so fucking weak and tired i couldnt even cum. Thats when i started doing pushups i'm not weak anymore. But sex on a waterbed especially missionary is impossible. The beds moving your hands are trying to stabalize and not fall on her and suffacate her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #66 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:18:38 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:17:41 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 05:12:37 PM

Your cousin doesn't count, loverboy...

But none the less no it wasnt my cousin and it was the worst sex i've ever had. Fuck having to be on top damnit.

I feel sorry for whoever was on bottom

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #67 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:19:25 PM »

I agree with Pheonix. Ouch. $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #68 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:22:00 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:11:36 PM

Women need the dick just about as much as us men do. Fuck look at Redwood she's creaming everywhere like she's in heat or something.

I'd be willing to bet that it's all for attention, but there's no way of really every knowing, is there?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #69 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:24:20 PM »

SC just ask her boyfriends

But seriously reading her posts on GA its getting worse and worse as the days go on.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #70 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:26:21 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:24:20 PM

SC just ask her boyfriends

But seriously reading her posts on GA its getting worse and worse as the days go on.

LOL YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME BABY NOW CUM INSIDE ME WHILE I WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN YOUR EAR...

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #71 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:26:28 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:24:20 PM

SC just ask her boyfriends

But seriously reading her posts on GA its getting worse and worse as the days go on.

The ones talking the most about fucking are usually the ones doing it the least.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #72 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:26:48 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:24:20 PM

SC just ask her boyfriends

But seriously reading her posts on GA its getting worse and worse as the days go on.

Who is she? Dragona?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #73 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:29:02 PM »

Well i'll be honest i havent gotten any in months and i'm just hoping in a few days that changes. But its not like i'm harping on it.

But Redwood (aka WhiteACID, aka Masochist) is just out there lately. But back to relationships. Maybe all you that arent in some relationships should be looking for some good good sex.

APF · « **Reply #74 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:30:50 PM »

Quote from: morphix on October 03, 2006, 05:07:50 PM

It wasn't the movie it was more the pressure of being her 1st. That is something a girl remembers and I don't think I am up for it just yet (my 1st time was fucking awful). We talked about it before and I thought that I made my position clear, it is not that I don't want to it is just think it was way too soon and she doesn't know me well enough yet.

It's her choice though; girl's gotta get fucked sometime. It could suck with you, but at least you're a nice guy who cares and she can remember that.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #75 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:32:01 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:29:02 PM

Maybe all you that arent in some relationships should be looking for some good good sex.

Now that just about everyone can access the internet, there's almost no excuse to not connect with someone to get your fuck on. I mean, maybe you're looking for "the right one" or whatever and wouldn't stoop so low as to have anonymous sex with someone you've chatted with online.

I don't see what the big deal is. As long as nobody is getting cheated on (you could be single but homegirl could be married and oh shit, here comes daddy with a BIG FUCKING CLAPPER) and as long as the proper precautions are being taken (wrap your weiner in other words), then get on Yahoo!Personals or Craigslist or whatever the fuck and go nail you someone.

morphix · « **Reply #76 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:32:24 PM »

ZomBz you know you'll be getting like crazy in about 5 days

take some pictures

Boogie · « **Reply #77 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:33:34 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:29:02 PM

Well i'll be honest i havent gotten any in months and i'm just hoping in a few days that changes. But its not like i'm harping on it.

But Redwood (aka WhiteACID, aka Masochist) is just out there lately. But back to relationships. Maybe all you that arent in some relationships should be looking for some good good sex.

And where does one find such good good sex, sir?

Shuri · « **Reply #78 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:34:41 PM »

I'm currently alone, and it feels fine. I'm way too busy with work/school to have any type of decent relationship going on. I have a friend of mine who is single too, and we set something up once in a while when she wants to unleash the fury. And everybody is happy

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #79 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:36:04 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on October 03, 2006, 05:33:34 PM

And where does one find such good good sex, sir?

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 03, 2006, 05:32:01 PM

...get on Yahoo!Personals or Craigslist or whatever the fuck and go nail you someone.

I'm being completely honest and not trying to bash anyone, be they a virgin, unlucky in love or hideos

morphix · « **Reply #80 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:36:33 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 05:30:50 PM

It's her choice though; girl's gotta get fucked sometime. It could suck with you, but at least you're a nice guy who cares and she can remember that.

yeah that is why I think she is avoiding me now. She really had to have thought about it and I may have led her on a bit but I really was thinking about what was best for her. One thing is for sure it is the 1st time a girl has dumped me for not having sex with her soon enough

Boogie · « **Reply #81 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:41:45 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 03, 2006, 05:36:04 PM

Quote from: Boogie on October 03, 2006, 05:33:34 PM
And where does one find such good good sex, sir?

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on October 03, 2006, 05:32:01 PM
...get on Yahoo!Personals or Craigslist or whatever the fuck and go nail you someone.

I'm being completely honest and not trying to bash anyone, be they a virgin, unlucky in love or hideos

Craigslist frightens me. I do scope out the dating websites, just don't have much luck with 'em.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #82 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:42:38 PM »

Quote from: morphix on October 03, 2006, 05:32:24 PM

ZomBz you know you'll be getting like crazy in about 5 days
take some pictures

I'm taping this shit picture wont do her justic. IF she goes crazy on me were gonna have some crazy crazy ULTRAporn rated sex. But it just be a night of her and I talking or something stupid like that.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #83 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:45:09 PM »

Boogie: Craigslist is perfect for setting up blind dates. Just say you wanna meet after a few hours of chatting and your off on a date. Its fun and exciting cause you dont know what your gonna get. And you can always run away. Or if its a dude kick his ass.

But the real good thing about craigslist is the girls that get on there and just want some cock.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #84 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:46:43 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on October 03, 2006, 05:41:45 PM

Craigslist frightens me. I do scope out the dating websites, just don't have much luck with 'em.

What about your local paper? Check the personals. If you've got a "Reader" in your area, the back is filled with lonely women who want your pounding meat.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #85 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:54:45 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 05:45:09 PM

Boogie: Craigslist is perfect for setting up blind dates. Just say you wanna meet after a few hours of chatting and your off on a date. Its fun and exciting cause you dont know what your gonna get. And you can always run away. Or if its a dude kick his ass.

But the real good thing about craigslist is the girls that get on there and just want some cock.

Most chicks on Craigslist seem fake though. This one seems real though:
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/ers/214372231.html

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #86 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:56:37 PM »

WTF? She's charging "roses" to talk dirty to you in different languages?

Sounds like a new Animal Crossing feature...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #87 on:** October 03, 2006, 05:58:42 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 05:56:37 PM

WTF? She's charging "roses" to talk dirty to you in different languages?

Sounds like a new Animal Crossing feature...

LOL

Craiglist sucks indeed. All I see is dudes seeking chicks. 90% of the female ads are either fake or connected to some porn site

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #88 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:02:32 PM »

Well at least in my area its pretty legit, especially the romantic encounters. Yeah theres lots of fake ads but if you keep looking you find them easily. Roses = money in internet sex game. So those that are asking for roses are whores.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #89 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:03:31 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 06:02:32 PM

Well at least in my area its pretty legit, especially the romantic encounters. Yeah theres lots of fake ads but if you keep looking you find them easily. Roses = money in internet sex game. So those that are asking for roses are whores.

OMG THANX FOR EXPLAINING THESE TOO ME NOW HOW DOES I MAKE POOPOU?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #90 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:06:34 PM »

I wonder how many bells it would be for a little half & half

Loki · « **Reply #91 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:16:59 PM »

For the record, when I said I was concerned about it, I meant in the "it's in the back of my mind and I think about it at times" sense, not the "I'm pulling my hair out because I need a girl now" sense.

It's only really an issue because I know that I'm not the type of guy who'd ever get married without dating for a minimum of 2-3 years. My mom always says, "oh, when you're older you know what you want and you don't have to date as long -- a year and a half tops" (including the engagement period); in my opinion, this is how couples end up divorced -- they simply can't get to know each other in such a short period of time. I'd never rush into something like marriage regardless of my love for my partner or my deepening paternal instincts -- it's a pragmatic issue imo. I turned 28 this past June, for the record.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #92 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:18:42 PM »

IM NOT READING THAT

LOOOOLOOOOOOLOOOOOOOL

IM SO CLEVER :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh

Boogie · « **Reply #93 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:22:08 PM »

I think we all took that for granted, Loki.

etiolate · « **Reply #94 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:38:45 PM »

Loneliness is the American condition

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #95 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:39:38 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 03, 2006, 06:38:45 PM

Loneliness is the American condition

Isn't that obesity?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #96 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:44:33 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 06:39:38 PM

Quote from: etiolate on October 03, 2006, 06:38:45 PM
Loneliness is the American condition

Isn't that obesity?

They both go hand in hand sadly :'( :'( :'(

APF · « **Reply #97 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:45:04 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on October 03, 2006, 06:38:45 PM

Loneliness is the American condition

Yet hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #98 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:45:12 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 06:44:33 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 06:39:38 PM
Quote from: etiolate on October 03, 2006, 06:38:45 PM
Loneliness is the American condition

Isn't that obesity?
They both go hand in hand sadly :'( :'( :'(

But... aren't you about to get married?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #99 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:50:00 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 06:45:12 PM

But... aren't you about to get married?

Getting married is nothing. All it is is a piece of paper. you can still be lonely. I know i sure am. I have a great heart and stuff but that doesnt help me when your lonely as fuck. So much so you wish you'd die. I just want to settle down for real and I cant.

FUCKING WOMAN wont realize what's she's doing to me. I hate selfish people. :'( :'( :'(

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #100 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:51:01 PM »

Um..... maybe you should visit a shrink? Just a thought. $:-\$

etiolate · « **Reply #101 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:51:05 PM »

Married people are lonely, too.

I am in no relationship either! And as I get older, the girls my age start to dry up.(in more ways that one hohoh0)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #102 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:51:14 PM »

Quote from: APF on October 03, 2006, 06:45:04 PM

Quote from: etiolate on October 03, 2006, 06:38:45 PM
Loneliness is the American condition

Yet hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.

Pink Floyd rules.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #103 on:** October 03, 2006, 06:58:45 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 06:51:01 PM

Um..... maybe you should visit a shrink? Just a thought. $:-\$

I do but it doesnt help with the second party involved. I'm a giver, She's a taker. Its taking all i have to keep it together through all this to see if things change. You'd think she'd have a different opinion of me for doing what i do for her. But she's still harping on me being an asshole many years ago. And she still thinks i'm that person, yet she takes advantage of me and uses me for her own selfish wants.

Vizzys · « **Reply #104 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:02:09 PM »

Coincedently I was just reading this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=122296

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #105 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:02:41 PM »

Quote from: Viz on October 03, 2006, 07:02:09 PM

Coincedently I was just reading this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=122296

You should spend more time reading the GAF Discussions thread, then.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=660.msg27266#msg27266

morphix · « **Reply #106 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:03:10 PM »

ZomBz how about you call off the wedding and give me her number?

I'll set her straight and she will come running back to you

Boogie · « **Reply #107 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:06:47 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 06:50:00 PM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 03, 2006, 06:45:12 PM
But... aren't you about to get married?

Getting married is nothing. All it is is a piece of paper.

No it's not. But that's just my opinion.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #108 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:10:38 PM »

Morphix trust me you dont want to get involved in this fucking mess. For the lack of better words she's broken goods. Yeah i'm to blame for fucking up but i wasnt me back then. Now that i am her and i go around in this circle. Its vicious and evil.

Boogie i agree with you marriage isnt just for a piece of paper, but this one is. As much as i love her to death she has nothing in her heart. She'd rather take a million bucks and let me die than to give it up and have me still live.

I've been close to having some guys i know kidnap me and give her a note saying give it all up and he lives. And see what she does but that would be wrong.

morphix · « **Reply #109 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:13:58 PM »

ZomBz I'll kidnap you but I am going to have to get a mini bike out of the deal

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #110 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:19:38 PM »

I have pleanty of Minibikes you can have'em I just want to get her thinking the right way. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #111 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:24:21 PM »

Anal lolz

brawndolicious · « **Reply #112 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:25:02 PM »

Does she go to therapy?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #113 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:26:29 PM »

She should i wish i could get her to go

brawndolicious · « **Reply #114 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:28:17 PM »

Go to "relationship counseling"? She needs to take care of her problems.

morphix · « **Reply #115 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:29:20 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on October 03, 2006, 07:19:38 PM

I have pleanty of Minibikes you can have'em I just want to get her thinking the right way. :'(

I know you probably have a reason but why marry this girl? You are a rich fat guy like me there are plenty of girls out there for us.

She must be hot and crazy in the sack.

(you don't have to answer I think I can guess why, sometimes you just have to do something)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #116 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:29:41 PM »

You have no obligation to marry her dude. If she fucked up her life, she should deal with it. She's not in charge of you. And based on what you told us about her not being there for you when you were sick, she doesn't deserve you. Why should you come to her aid when she didn't when you needed her?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #117 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:32:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 03, 2006, 07:29:41 PM

You have no obligation to marry her dude. If she fucked up her life, she should deal with it. She's not in charge of you. And based on what you told us about her not being there for you when you were sick, she doesn't deserve you. Why should you come to her aid when she didn't when you needed her?

I try telling him these things, but he just won't listen. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #118 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:33:55 PM »

I'd schedule the wedding, have everything ready to go, and then BAM not show up. Teach her a life lesson.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #119 on:** October 03, 2006, 07:37:57 PM »

Or he could get therapy for her. This isn't a very healthy relationship. Tell her you'll leave her because you're not that stupid,doesn't have to be true but tell her.

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Author Topic: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently? (Read 42646 times)