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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #180 on: October 04, 2006, 12:03:02 PM »
Didnt he get married?

Not yet. We need to all get together and capture the bride Saving Silverman style

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #181 on: October 04, 2006, 12:06:08 PM »
I dunno; I'm not sure if it's the bride or Bz-chan who's the danger, here.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #182 on: October 04, 2006, 12:09:28 PM »
I dunno; I'm not sure if it's the bride or Bz-chan who's the danger, here.

I think of the children too
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #183 on: October 04, 2006, 02:10:35 PM »
23 hours till i'm signing my death warrent  :'( another 75 hours till the ceremony

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #184 on: October 04, 2006, 02:11:42 PM »
23 hours till i'm signing my death warrent  :'( another 75 hours till the ceremony

Dude.... you obviously don't wanna go through with it. Fuck is your damage?
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #185 on: October 04, 2006, 02:12:33 PM »
23 hours till i'm signing my death warrent  :'( another 75 hours till the ceremony

DO NOT DO IT

Come on man. Why ruin your life just help some chick, who only wants to marry you so she doesn't have to deal with her own problem?
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #186 on: October 04, 2006, 02:37:54 PM »
No, but finding someone to date can't be that hard.

Have you ever been kissed Phoenix? Why don't you just find someone nice or something.

Besides if you really want to find a girlfriend you should see a shrink.

What you can do is first start easy and then step it up a bit. Here I am talking about 'finding' and 'meeting' girls. But why start with girls? This could be too hard, so instead you could try to start random conversations with guys instead of girls. Then you try to step it up by approaching a girl, etc.

It's really not hard, as long as you put effort into it.

And yes, you want a relationship. Don't be stupid. Everyone needs some lovin'. :heartbeat

I kissed a girl when I was like 8, but that doesn't count imo. Never kissed anyone in highschool or college now.

I can talk to guys without any problem; that goes without saying considering I'm a guy. But with chicks I constantly don't know what to say, or am too shy to say it.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #187 on: October 04, 2006, 02:39:23 PM »
Its always hard the first time to shove yourself into the dating pool, but once you do it talking to women is pretty easy.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #188 on: October 04, 2006, 02:41:51 PM »
Its always hard the first time to shove yourself into the dating pool, but once you do it talking to women is pretty easy.

That makes sense. Once I get the balls to make that first step, I should be set. In fact, next week I'm going for it; can't do it tomorrow since I have tests in all my classes.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #189 on: October 04, 2006, 02:45:28 PM »
Someone REALLY needs to set PD up with a match.com account or something. Those type of places are made for him.

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #190 on: October 04, 2006, 02:56:47 PM »
I kissed a girl when I was like 8, but that doesn't count imo. Never kissed anyone in highschool or college now.

I can talk to guys without any problem; that goes without saying considering I'm a guy. But with chicks I constantly don't know what to say, or am too shy to say it.

Ok, good. I don't want to be the armchair psycho therapist here, but since your lazy black ass probably won't actually go see someone, I will try to give you some advice.

Girls like guys that talk. Fuck, it doesn't matter what you say, unless it's something incredibly stupid. Girls like confidence bla bla bla. What people mean by that is not overly confident assholes, even though some crazy bitches actually enjoy cocky, overly confident man whores, but rather confident enough to do some things in life or whatever. Say you hang out with a girl and she's kinda hungry or whatever and you see a hotdog thingy, you can't be afraid to buy her summit just because you're too afraid of that taco behind the hot dog register (or whatever the fuck they call it).

Also, girls like guys that experience stuff and do fun things in their lives, and not just hang out in front of the computer. This isn't a necessity with some girls, but it's definately nice.
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Everything you said is true though. I get better at the confidence thing all the time, but I shut down a lot whenever I'm in public. My brain freezes and I start looking for exit doors and routes home, like Jason Borne.

Whenever a chick starts talking to me, I basically have no problems talking. It's just that I can't initiate the conversation which fucking sucks. I can't just turn to the chick who always sits next to me and say "what's up?
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #191 on: October 04, 2006, 03:15:50 PM »
what does 'a break' mean? because i'm in one of those now.  :lol
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #192 on: October 04, 2006, 03:17:28 PM »
I dunno once you see enough women act as dumb and petty as you are, you lose that awe that keeps you from talking normal to them lol.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #193 on: October 04, 2006, 03:36:22 PM »
Basically, a break means that she wants to play the field a bit, but she wants me to be ready to welcome her back. Ace.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #194 on: October 04, 2006, 04:51:26 PM »
Basically.  It can also mean things are moving too fast and she's not ready for things to be where they are at the present time.

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #195 on: October 04, 2006, 07:37:57 PM »
I'm not in one but I have my eyes set on this girl in my math class. She's such a sweetheart, and she has such a nice ass.   :-*
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #196 on: October 04, 2006, 07:39:52 PM »
I'm not in one but I have my eyes set on this girl in my math class. She's such a sweetheart, and she has such a nice ass.   :-*

Is she fat and/or wearing glasses?
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #197 on: October 04, 2006, 07:41:20 PM »
I'm not in one but I have my eyes set on this girl in my math class. She's such a sweetheart, and she has such a nice ass.   :-*

Could you post pics of some of the women you talk about? :-\
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #198 on: October 04, 2006, 07:42:36 PM »
PD, I'm sure you're aware that there is a steady stream of PORN on dese hurh intarnets, so quit being such a fucking pest and just download some ungodly Vida Guerra camera pics.... sunh.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #199 on: October 04, 2006, 07:47:03 PM »
She wears glasses, but she's not fat at all!   :-[
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #200 on: October 04, 2006, 07:49:27 PM »
PD, I'm sure you're aware that there is a steady stream of PORN on dese hurh intarnets, so quit being such a fucking pest and just download some ungodly Vida Guerra camera pics.... sunh.

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #202 on: October 04, 2006, 07:52:53 PM »
bz, get a pre-nup.

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #203 on: October 04, 2006, 07:53:43 PM »
I'm not in a relationship, but do you hear me whining? NO! I silently cry into my pillow like a real man.

Hopefully you have better taste than John Lennon. Yoko lol :-*
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #205 on: October 04, 2006, 08:01:19 PM »
I'm not in a relationship, but do you hear me whining? NO! I silently cry into my pillow like a real man.

Hopefully you have better taste than John Lennon. Yoko lol :-*

I'd date Asian chicks if they let me.  :'(

Pfft I have nothing against asian chicks, except the pubescent breasts and crooked teeth












 :-*
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #206 on: October 04, 2006, 08:44:40 PM »
I'm not in a relationship, but do you hear me whining? NO! I silently cry into my pillow like a real man.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #207 on: October 04, 2006, 08:45:56 PM »
I'm not in a relationship, but do you hear me whining? NO! I silently cry into my pillow like a real man.
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You look like Peter North
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #208 on: October 04, 2006, 08:54:56 PM »
You're fucking ridiculous.  :lol
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #209 on: October 04, 2006, 08:55:48 PM »
 :lol

I smell a new tag! :-*
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #211 on: October 04, 2006, 09:01:29 PM »
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #212 on: October 04, 2006, 09:54:32 PM »
CajoleJuice is a cool guy.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #213 on: October 04, 2006, 09:58:54 PM »
You suck Willco. :(

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #214 on: October 04, 2006, 11:33:13 PM »
bz, get a pre-nup.

I've got a pre-nup so tight not even a hydrogen bomb could fuck it up. There is only one stipulation and thats if i cheat. But i dont think it applies to her if not were gonna have to change that.

I'm having second thoughts about this whole mess though.

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #215 on: October 04, 2006, 11:45:58 PM »
bz, get a pre-nup.

I've got a pre-nup so tight not even a hydrogen bomb could fuck it up. There is only one stipulation and thats if i cheat. But i dont think it applies to her if not were gonna have to change that.

I'm having second thoughts about this whole mess though.

Post pone it by a month. PLEASE. It'll give you time to think. Also it'll be interesting to see her reaction to this. Her true feelings will be exposed
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #216 on: October 05, 2006, 12:26:19 AM »
go hit on wilco, he finds u funny. heard it from his own mouth to.

P.S. he likes ear maushages, just dont go into the ear drum, just kinda rub it
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #217 on: October 05, 2006, 12:34:03 AM »
go hit on wilco, he finds u funny. heard it from his own mouth to.

P.S. he likes ear maushages, just dont go into the ear drum, just kinda rub it

Me?

I'd love to meet Willco in person lol. He seems dynamic and witty to me.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #218 on: October 05, 2006, 12:40:22 AM »
u want him as ur bf? ill sell u personal info.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #219 on: October 05, 2006, 12:44:38 AM »
u want him as ur bf? ill sell u personal info.

PM me
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #220 on: October 05, 2006, 12:50:25 AM »
I'd like everyone to know, that I'll be in Homemade Milk's house in just a few weeks.  Without parental supervision.  And I've got about 200 lbs. on him.  It'd be a shame if you guys don't hear from him again after next month.

Just saying.
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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #221 on: October 05, 2006, 01:13:19 AM »
I've got a pre-nup so tight not even a hydrogen bomb could fuck it up. There is only one stipulation and thats if i cheat. But i dont think it applies to her if not were gonna have to change that.
I'm having second thoughts about this whole mess though.
Good.  Maybe postpone it too?

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Re: Anybody NOT in a relationship currently?
« Reply #222 on: October 05, 2006, 01:23:08 AM »
Willco, make him call you Drinky. At least on the, uh, "second time".
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