Fisting is hardly ever hot.
Fisting is hardly ever hot.
I saw the movie (and remember it had a lot of hype at the time) and I saw some neo-religious "Imma devil but I'm not" wankfest and was not impressed. If they kept it more to the comics I would have probably liked it.
Neo-religious? I don't think we saw the same movie, you fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.okay, "neo-magical". do I really look like I give a fuck about the difference?
I do also remember the story. and the stupid love sub-story. and the emo main character, I remember that.
and now that I check wikipedia, yes there were a lot of religious parts to it. the professor dieing with a rosary in his hand and hellboy saving earth from becoming hell because somebody reminds him he's catholic. I'm sorry, I wouldn't let him fist me.
sorry.
god, nintenho, you have the worst fucking taste in everything.You can say that again, he actually likes Oblivions default leveling system! :duh :duh :duh
at what point did actual catholicism play a role in the story outside of some generic christian symbology"Praise the lord!"
at what point did actual catholicism play a role in the story outside of some generic christian symbology
seeing random religious scenes in a movie about a "hellboy" kind of ruins any action for me. maybe I don't get it. the fist is huge, I'd die, the end.
seeing random religious scenes in a movie about a "hellboy" kind of ruins any action for me. maybe I don't get it. the fist is huge, I'd die, the end.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :roflseeing random religious scenes in a movie about a "hellboy" kind of ruins any action for me. maybe I don't get it. the fist is huge, I'd die, the end.
Wow, you are an idiot. No wonder your people are flying airplanes into buildings if the appearance of a rosary will make them write off a movie.
Neo-magical means it's magical but like new, not like old-school magical like Lord of the Rings. I understand what am nintenho is saying and I completely agree. He is wise.:lol
dude, I'm more upset about the emo main character.
I MUST SAVE THE GIRL, BUBUBUBUB I'M CATHOLICS. FUCK YOU SATAN!
why should I expect that from a comic book movie? even if it is named hell boy?
the story seemed stupid (not that I cared), the main charcter emo, and the action was kind of generic.
hey, "priest dude" adopts a devil baby, you know he's molesting it. that's what went through my mind when I watched the movie.
no, I make up sub-stories cause I get bored.
oh he's not a HUMAN, but he believes in our RELIGION eventually ended up being the movies VERY OBVIOUS message.
Professor Broom was a professor, not a priest! Maybe where ever you and Aladdin live, education is just as evil as Christianity, so you assumed as much!I said "priest dude".
Maybe where ever you and Aladdin live, education is just as evil as Christianity
I am not muslim, I just sadly look mexican.
Hellboy was never religious! I must've missed that scene where he went to church and stuff.you don't sell religion by showing a demon baby with no horns and a stone fist going to sunday service.
Hellboy was never religious! I must've missed that scene where he went to church and stuff.you don't sell religion by showing a demon baby with no horns and a stone fist going to sunday service.
How is "priest dude" an acceptable label for a character who is clearly a professor of science? I mean, c'mon! I think it would make sense to call him a scientist since he is a PROFESSOR.I am accusing him of molesting magical creatures, why did people start giving a fuck what his official job is?
The cartoon movie wasn't so bad.
The side story with the ugly broad was pretty annoying in that movie. I did like the fights though. Even the guy that looked like he was from Soul Calibur was fun to watch.
Hellboy was never religious! I must've missed that scene where he went to church and stuff.you don't sell religion by showing a demon baby with no horns and a stone fist going to sunday service.
Isn't your whole reason for not liking the movie that it was "too religious" and mired in "CATHOLICS"? Now you say it wasn't trying to sell religion?most religious people watch fox more than pray. doesn't matter what religion but they like mindless entertainment, as in not putting superheroes in churches.
Dude, make up your fucking mind already.
The cartoon movie wasn't so bad.
it was fucking awful, arvie. why do you support terror? animated hellboy hates the troops, arvie.
he's islamic. in islamistan, they have no gays, because they are all gay.
What subtext did you manage to find that gave any credibility to the theory that Professor Broom molested Hellboy?I don't even remember a single line the dude said. or even any character said. I don't like the movie, but I guess jokes about the demon-baby with a stone fist and whatnot made no sense.
BUT AT LEAST DIRTY DANCING IS! AND I BOUGHT IT TONITE!
What subtext did you manage to find that gave any credibility to the theory that Professor Broom molested Hellboy?I don't even remember a single line the dude said. or even any character said. I don't like the movie, but I guess jokes about the demon-baby with a stone fist and whatnot made no sense.
The movie is about cosmic Lovecraftian monsters trying to take over the world. I must have missed that part of the bible, you dolt.
QuoteThe movie is about cosmic Lovecraftian monsters trying to take over the world. I must have missed that part of the bible, you dolt.
What, you missed the Book of Revelation (http://www.e-sheep.com/apocamon/)?