THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 05:18:56 PM

Title: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 05:18:56 PM
CG TITS OMG, they might as well have just slapped Krato's CG COCK in there too. Game is a turd also. 1st boss took 10 minutes to kill yet was not challenging in the slightest... does it get better?
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: tiesto on October 16, 2007, 05:23:24 PM
I gave up after the 4th level or so... I just got sick of playing PaRappa for the 40th time in a row.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 05:25:16 PM
those button tapping sequences are cool to watch though, I must admit. Its a pity Kratos doesnt rap
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 05:25:58 PM
And what the fuck is wrong with Shenmue
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Robo on October 16, 2007, 05:27:58 PM
If you don't like it so far, no, it doesn't really get much better.  The earned abilities that you eventually get don't add a lot of variety to the basic hack/slash combinations that you began with.  If you don't dig the setting, the story, the violence or the tits, there's little else to get behind.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 05:33:59 PM
I dig the gore, but the combat is fairly zzzzz, and whats with the faggy balance beam sections? hes a GOD OF WAR but he has to get all girly by tipitoeing along narrow beams WTF. I guess the last action game I played was the best one ever created so everything else will pale in comparison. DMC3 :bow
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: ananus on October 16, 2007, 05:48:51 PM
god of war is the smash bros of action games, with the mascots replaced by blood and tits.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: demi on October 16, 2007, 06:13:05 PM
God of War is the manliest game you could ever play. I think this confirms your vaginity -- yes that is a word... now
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: MCD on October 16, 2007, 06:14:24 PM
God of War is the manliest game you could ever play. I think this confirms your vaginity -- yes that is a word... now

I DO WHAT I WANT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 06:20:59 PM
God of War is the manliest game you could ever play. I think this confirms your vaginity -- yes that is a word... now

 :lol
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: demi on October 16, 2007, 06:22:10 PM
QTEs rock and Billy Rygar sniffs granny panties
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Vizzys on October 16, 2007, 07:30:55 PM
play god of war 2 instead
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 16, 2007, 08:00:32 PM
play god of war 2 instead

yup

God of War is fun, but God of War II is still probably up there on my top 5 list for 2007.  Awesome awesome game.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 08:11:05 PM
Is the combat better in GoW2? i.e more variety in combos and stuff?
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 08:11:38 PM
Also is Bully worth playing?
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: drohne on October 16, 2007, 08:32:12 PM
gow 2 is exactly the same shit. i think it's entertaining shit with really high production values, but i can only look on in perplexity when people who ought to know better praise its design genius and even its writing
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Robo on October 16, 2007, 08:35:11 PM
Is the combat better in GoW2? i.e more variety in combos and stuff?

It's about the same with a few weapon additions that have fairly simple functions, for the most part.  I can't think of anything drastically different.  It still plays half mashy.

GoW2 only delivers in one area over GoW1: boss battles.  Now if they only had health gauges so I could tell when I'm actually hurting the fuckers.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 08:39:05 PM
the writing is pretty cringe worthy, even the save points: ZEUS HAS OFFERED YOU THE CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR PROGRESS   I mean I want to laugh at that but Im not sure how serious the game takes itself yet, so it could just be scary
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Himu on October 16, 2007, 08:44:16 PM
Also is Bully worth playing?

I dunno. I'm sorta mixed. The game has nice ideas, but most of it is completely ruined by the easy difficulty. Also, the objectives you do aren't that interesting at all. Help a girl get into the movie theatre first by beating up whoever is in line? Fucking lame.

Also, the plot reeks of ridiculous. I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THIS SCHOOL. What would have been a game that had enormous potential, became a huge stinker.

Only get it for cheap.

Oh yeah and the combat sucks. Play The Warriors instead.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Robo on October 16, 2007, 08:46:23 PM
THE WARRIORS :bow
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Himu on October 16, 2007, 08:48:12 PM
I dig the gore, but the combat is fairly zzzzz, and whats with the faggy balance beam sections? hes a GOD OF WAR but he has to get all girly by tipitoeing along narrow beams WTF. I guess the last action game I played was the best one ever created so everything else will pale in comparison. DMC3 :bow

DMC3 and God of War came out the same month back in 2005. Imagine my distaste with GoW THEN. DMC3 owned that game.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: The Sceneman on October 16, 2007, 08:49:20 PM
yeah I got Bully and God of War in a 2 games for cheap bargain bin. Ive played The Warriors, didnt quite finish it though. Now thats an awesome game. The movie is great too!
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Himu on October 16, 2007, 08:53:42 PM
THE WARRIORS :bow

[youtube=425,350]=6ZNZ2Uih5SA[/youtube]

:bow

Scenester: Bully is essentially a stripped down version of The Warriors with horrible GTA influences, and flawed design. You may enjoy it if you aren't expecting much.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: demi on October 16, 2007, 08:56:07 PM
Bully is coming to Xbox 360, wait for that, I'm gonna replay it again

Bully was pretty sweet, btw. I liked the final fight.

I dont understand Himuro's complaint about having to beat up a guy at the front of the line, since ummmm you're a bully
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Himu on October 16, 2007, 08:59:27 PM
You're not a bully in Bully. I don't want to have to kick some cigarillo's ass for some girl just because she wants to get in line for a movie. I want to kick ass for actually good reasons. that hoe can go kill herself.
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: Mupepe on October 16, 2007, 09:03:17 PM
gow 2 is exactly the same shit. i think it's entertaining shit with really high production values, but i can only look on in perplexity when people who ought to know better praise its design genius and even its writing
pretty much.

i don't care for god of war at all
Title: Re: God of War: WTF is this shit
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 16, 2007, 09:53:20 PM
I have a copy of Bully sitting unopened in my room. I'm probably just gonna sell it.

Also, I thought GoW rocked. Sure, the combat is simple, but it's a fairly short game and barely ever lets up. I didn't pay for it, though. I need to play the second.