Author Topic: God of War: WTF is this shit (Read 2507 times)

The Sceneman · « **on:** October 16, 2007, 05:18:56 PM »

CG TITS OMG, they might as well have just slapped Krato's CG COCK in there too. Game is a turd also. 1st boss took 10 minutes to kill yet was not challenging in the slightest... does it get better?

tiesto · « **Reply #1 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:23:24 PM »

I gave up after the 4th level or so... I just got sick of playing PaRappa for the 40th time in a row.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #2 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:25:16 PM »

those button tapping sequences are cool to watch though, I must admit. Its a pity Kratos doesnt rap

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:25:58 PM »

And what the fuck is wrong with Shenmue

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:27:58 PM »

If you don't like it so far, no, it doesn't really get much better. The earned abilities that you eventually get don't add a lot of variety to the basic hack/slash combinations that you began with. If you don't dig the setting, the story, the violence or the tits, there's little else to get behind.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #5 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:33:59 PM »

I dig the gore, but the combat is fairly zzzzz, and whats with the faggy balance beam sections? hes a GOD OF WAR but he has to get all girly by tipitoeing along narrow beams WTF. I guess the last action game I played was the best one ever created so everything else will pale in comparison. DMC3

ananus · « **Reply #6 on:** October 16, 2007, 05:48:51 PM »

god of war is the smash bros of action games, with the mascots replaced by blood and tits.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2007, 06:13:05 PM »

God of War is the manliest game you could ever play. I think this confirms your vaginity -- yes that is a word... now

MCD · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2007, 06:14:24 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 16, 2007, 06:13:05 PM

God of War is the manliest game you could ever play. I think this confirms your vaginity -- yes that is a word... now

I DO WHAT I WANT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The Sceneman · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2007, 06:20:59 PM »

Quote from: demi on October 16, 2007, 06:13:05 PM

God of War is the manliest game you could ever play. I think this confirms your vaginity -- yes that is a word... now

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2007, 06:22:10 PM »

QTEs rock and Billy Rygar sniffs granny panties

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2007, 07:30:55 PM »

play god of war 2 instead

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:00:32 PM »

Quote from: Viz on October 16, 2007, 07:30:55 PM

play god of war 2 instead

yup

God of War is fun, but God of War II is still probably up there on my top 5 list for 2007. Awesome awesome game.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:11:05 PM »

Is the combat better in GoW2? i.e more variety in combos and stuff?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:11:38 PM »

Also is Bully worth playing?

drohne · « **Reply #15 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:32:12 PM »

gow 2 is exactly the same shit. i think it's entertaining shit with really high production values, but i can only look on in perplexity when people who ought to know better praise its design genius and even its writing

Robo · « **Reply #16 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:35:11 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on October 16, 2007, 08:11:05 PM

Is the combat better in GoW2? i.e more variety in combos and stuff?

It's about the same with a few weapon additions that have fairly simple functions, for the most part. I can't think of anything drastically different. It still plays half mashy.

GoW2 only delivers in one area over GoW1: boss battles. Now if they only had health gauges so I could tell when I'm actually hurting the fuckers.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #17 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:39:05 PM »

the writing is pretty cringe worthy, even the save points: ZEUS HAS OFFERED YOU THE CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR PROGRESS I mean I want to laugh at that but Im not sure how serious the game takes itself yet, so it could just be scary

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:44:16 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on October 16, 2007, 08:11:38 PM

Also is Bully worth playing?

I dunno. I'm sorta mixed. The game has nice ideas, but most of it is completely ruined by the easy difficulty. Also, the objectives you do aren't that interesting at all. Help a girl get into the movie theatre first by beating up whoever is in line? Fucking lame.

Also, the plot reeks of ridiculous. I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THIS SCHOOL. What would have been a game that had enormous potential, became a huge stinker.

Only get it for cheap.

Oh yeah and the combat sucks. Play The Warriors instead.

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:46:23 PM »

THE WARRIORS

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:48:12 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on October 16, 2007, 05:33:59 PM

I dig the gore, but the combat is fairly zzzzz, and whats with the faggy balance beam sections? hes a GOD OF WAR but he has to get all girly by tipitoeing along narrow beams WTF. I guess the last action game I played was the best one ever created so everything else will pale in comparison. DMC3

DMC3 and God of War came out the same month back in 2005. Imagine my distaste with GoW THEN. DMC3 owned that game.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #21 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:49:20 PM »

yeah I got Bully and God of War in a 2 games for cheap bargain bin. Ive played The Warriors, didnt quite finish it though. Now thats an awesome game. The movie is great too!

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:53:42 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on October 16, 2007, 08:46:23 PM

THE WARRIORS

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Scenester: Bully is essentially a stripped down version of The Warriors with horrible GTA influences, and flawed design. You may enjoy it if you aren't expecting much.

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:56:07 PM »

Bully is coming to Xbox 360, wait for that, I'm gonna replay it again

Bully was pretty sweet, btw. I liked the final fight.

I dont understand Himuro's complaint about having to beat up a guy at the front of the line, since ummmm you're a bully

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** October 16, 2007, 08:59:27 PM »

You're not a bully in Bully. I don't want to have to kick some cigarillo's ass for some girl just because she wants to get in line for a movie. I want to kick ass for actually good reasons. that hoe can go kill herself.

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:03:17 PM »

Quote from: drohne on October 16, 2007, 08:32:12 PM

gow 2 is exactly the same shit. i think it's entertaining shit with really high production values, but i can only look on in perplexity when people who ought to know better praise its design genius and even its writing

pretty much.

i don't care for god of war at all

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2007, 09:53:20 PM »

I have a copy of Bully sitting unopened in my room. I'm probably just gonna sell it.

Also, I thought GoW rocked. Sure, the combat is simple, but it's a fairly short game and barely ever lets up. I didn't pay for it, though. I need to play the second.

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Author Topic: God of War: WTF is this shit (Read 2507 times)