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Title: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 16, 2007, 10:52:38 PM
i will be moving there in a couple of months what are some good areas and what do 1 bedroom apartments normally start at?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Mupepe on October 16, 2007, 10:53:38 PM
there's not a lot of black people in dallas.  quite a few messicans though.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Mupepe on October 16, 2007, 10:54:45 PM
wait, how did you post this from a mobile phone? 
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 16, 2007, 10:57:03 PM
they make foot phones
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Mupepe on October 16, 2007, 10:57:57 PM
they make foot phones
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Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: tiesto on October 16, 2007, 11:01:20 PM
they make foot phones

That's true!

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Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 16, 2007, 11:06:13 PM
Confirmation that Synbios is a joke character GET!
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 16, 2007, 11:52:24 PM
I can press buttons with my thumb ::)
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 16, 2007, 11:56:41 PM
Can you also drive with your thumb?  'Cuz you also told PD how you were parking your car at the mall one day...
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 16, 2007, 11:57:22 PM
Can you also drive with your thumb?  'Cuz you also told PD how you were parking your car at the mall one day...
No, I never said I parked the car, my brother did.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Beezy on October 16, 2007, 11:58:40 PM
Can you also drive with your thumb?  'Cuz you also told PD how you were parking your car at the mall one day...
No, I never said I parked the car, my brother did.
You have a brother? I thought it was just you and your father?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 16, 2007, 11:59:02 PM
Now he's just flat-out lying.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 16, 2007, 11:59:10 PM
Why Dallas? Your dad got a new job? Do you have family there?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:02:24 AM
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(8:09:22 PM) Synbios4595200: i went to the mall the other day and right as i parked 5 black guys came up trying to sell me their rap cds

Uhm, proof.  How could he park his car if he can't drive?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:04:19 AM
No, I've told people I have a brother before. And they're moving to Dallas because this town sucks and they want to be where the mavericks play and I can go with them.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 12:04:22 AM
Synbios4595200 (11:14:42 PM): Hey, why'd you lie to Ichirou?
Synbios4595200 (11:14:50 PM): You told him I parked the car.
PhoenixDark0 (11:15:38 PM): lol what? i thought i said you went to a store and some black dude tried to sell you CDs
PhoenixDark0 (11:15:42 PM): which i don't believe...
Synbios4595200 (11:15:47 PM): Why not?
PhoenixDark0 (11:16:05 PM): because i don't believe that
PhoenixDark0 (11:16:08 PM): sounds fake
Synbios4595200 (11:16:17 PM): Yes, my brother parked the car and about 3 black guys came up and tried to sell their rap cds
PhoenixDark0 (11:17:53 PM): sounds unreasonable that they'd be doing that in iowa...

I'm staying out of this one.  :-\
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:05:55 AM
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(8:09:22 PM) Synbios4595200: i went to the mall the other day and right as i parked 5 black guys came up trying to sell me their rap cds

Uhm, proof.  How could he park his car if he can't drive?
What would sound better "As I parked" or "As my brother pulled into the parking space"?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:06:25 AM
Yeah, and it's not something PD said.  PD directly c/p'ed what HE said, so there was no miscommunication involved.  He said he parked his car.

My theory is that he didn't know this post would show up as having been made from a cell phone so he just went ahead and did it, not knowing it would blow his cover.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Beezy on October 17, 2007, 12:06:55 AM
What would sound better "As I parked" or "As my brother pulled into the parking space"?
The one that's not a straight up lie.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:07:33 AM
Synbios4595200 (11:14:42 PM): Hey, why'd you lie to Ichirou?
Synbios4595200 (11:14:50 PM): You told him I parked the car.
PhoenixDark0 (11:15:38 PM): lol what? i thought i said you went to a store and some black dude tried to sell you CDs
PhoenixDark0 (11:15:42 PM): which i don't believe...
Synbios4595200 (11:15:47 PM): Why not?
PhoenixDark0 (11:16:05 PM): because i don't believe that
PhoenixDark0 (11:16:08 PM): sounds fake
Synbios4595200 (11:16:17 PM): Yes, my brother parked the car and about 3 black guys came up and tried to sell their rap cds
PhoenixDark0 (11:17:53 PM): sounds unreasonable that they'd be doing that in iowa...

I'm staying out of this one.  :-\
Oklahoma.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 12:08:35 AM
Syb you'll be going to Mavs games, really? Kinda off topic but I can't wait for the season to begin
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:08:54 AM
What would sound better "As I parked" or "As my brother pulled into the parking space"?
The one that's not a straight up lie.
Well I was talking in general. I normally don't think I always have to describe every detail, I didn't mean for it to come out like that.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:09:36 AM
Synbios doesn't make enough typing mistakes for someone posting with his thumbs, and in fact his typing is far too correct in general.
I type on my computer with my feet, my phone with my thumb.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:10:35 AM
How do you even hold a phone with those flippers?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:12:09 AM
How do you even hold a phone with those flippers?
Well I can still hold things.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:12:53 AM
And you type far too fast.
Well of course, have you ever dealt with someone who uses their feet for everything?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2007, 12:14:03 AM
I don't want a fucking footjob from a liar.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Beezy on October 17, 2007, 12:15:11 AM
And you type far too fast.
Well of course, have you ever dealt with someone who uses their feet for everything?
But big toes are big.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:16:27 AM
And you type far too fast.
Well of course, have you ever dealt with someone who uses their feet for everything?
But big toes are big.
As Ichirou will attest to, my feet and hands are much smaller than most peoples. I stopped growing when I was younger so it's easier for me to deal with things.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:17:00 AM
I can't "attest" to anything.  All I know is you told me you have a micropenis.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:17:12 AM
Yes I have.  They typed like shit.
Did they spend their lives practicing as I have?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2007, 12:17:28 AM
How small?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:20:38 AM
If I got a web cam would you guys believe me?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:21:06 AM
I don't want to see your micropenis.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2007, 12:25:33 AM
When your dad touches your penis does it go UNF UNF
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:26:56 AM
His dad wipes Synbios's butt after using the toilet.  Gross.  I would never want to adopt a kid with disabilities.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2007, 12:28:06 AM
UNF UNF
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:29:23 AM
I wonder if he asks his dad to jack him off too, since he can't do it himself.  No homo.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2007, 12:35:41 AM
I honestly wouldn't blame him.  I mean, if I couldn't toss and I had flippers, I would definitely be trying to assault my cat with my erect penis.  Assuming his penis can even get erect.  If I were his dad though, I definitely wouldn't want to touch another dude's dork.  I mean, I love a bit of it, but if I had fathered a child, I doubt I would desire to spend my free time fiddling with cocks that weren't my own.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:37:30 AM
Synbios is adopted, it's not incest!
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2007, 12:40:24 AM
Don't like 90% of people that adopt do it for the cheap sex anyway?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:55:54 AM
Don't like 90% of people that adopt do it for the cheap sex anyway?

And the other 10% do it for the sadistic pleasure of being able to physically abuse someone with no repercussions.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:58:46 AM
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Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 01:03:13 AM
 :pimp
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 01:08:06 AM
Nice neckbeard.  Bonus points for mentioning Nikki even though she hasn't even posted in this thread.  Stalker.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 01:14:42 AM
Nice neckbeard.  Bonus points for mentioning Nikki even though she hasn't even posted in this thread.  Stalker.
I talk to her on AIM, asshole.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 01:15:22 AM
Nice neckbeard.  Bonus points for mentioning Nikki even though she hasn't even posted in this thread.  Stalker.
I stalk her on AIM, asshole.

I know, dude.

Wow, nice quick edit.  Freudian slip, huh?
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 01:16:52 AM
Dare I say...

I'm tryin ta kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 01:20:59 AM
Dare I say...

I'm tryin ta kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow


You can say it, but that's no guarantee I will understand it.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Mupepe on October 17, 2007, 01:59:26 AM
Dare I say...

I'm tryin ta kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow


You can say it, but that's no guarantee I will understand it.
:lol :lol :lol

you're on a roll today.

synbios: just lock the thread dude.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: xnikki118x on October 17, 2007, 02:34:14 AM
My name has two K's, not one. :( :'(
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 02:35:39 AM
My name has two K's, not one. :( :'(


Why do you talk to him on AIM?  You know he's only going to become more and more obsessed until he starts with the stalking again.  Seriously, take my advice and put him on ignore.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: TVC15 on October 17, 2007, 02:37:39 AM
Show us yr dick!
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: xnikki118x on October 17, 2007, 03:12:15 AM
My name has two K's, not one. :( :'(


Why do you talk to him on AIM?  You know he's only going to become more and more obsessed until he starts with the stalking again.  Seriously, take my advice and put him on ignore.

Ecro says the same thing. :(

I just feel bad. More often than not he's a nice kid and I feel bad.

I'm a bleeding heart.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 03:18:34 AM
You have no reason to feel bad.  You don't owe him anything.  The guy is unbalanced. I think it's a bad idea to keep talking to him and you'll end up regretting it, but it's your choice, I guess.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 03:20:29 AM
i'm too nice :-\
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 03:22:29 AM
After all the crap he's talked about black people, the fact that you keep talking to the guy is proof that you are a marshmallow, PD.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: xnikki118x on October 17, 2007, 03:54:22 AM
You have no reason to feel bad.  You don't owe him anything.  The guy is unbalanced. I think it's a bad idea to keep talking to him and you'll end up regretting it, but it's your choice, I guess.

If Ecro were on here instead of off somewhere else being a douche :lol he'd agree with you.


i'm too nice :-\

Me, too.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Beezy on October 17, 2007, 07:17:18 AM
After all the crap he's talked about black people, the fact that you keep talking to the guy is proof that you are a marshmallow, PD.
Agreed.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Gay Boy on October 17, 2007, 08:14:53 AM
he told me if he had a kid and it turned out to be gay he'd kick them out of his house. lol

Oh and Ichirou he told me last night he thought we were the same person.  :lol
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 08:19:00 AM
he told me if he had a kid and it turned out to be gay he'd kick them out of his house. lol

Oh and Ichirou he told me last night he thought we were the same person.  :lol

He thinks Cheebs = Ichirou? :lol
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Gay Boy on October 17, 2007, 10:03:31 AM
Yes  :lol
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 10:07:38 AM
Man, I can see why some people enjoy talking to him.  The insane shit he pulls out of his ass (kicking out his son if he turns out to be gay, trying to rank races in terms of attractiveness, theorizing which forum members are using different accounts) can be bizarrely amusing.

But talking about his micropenis...that's where I draw the line. :yuck
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
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Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 01:25:48 PM
Man, I can see why some people enjoy talking to him.  The insane shit he pulls out of his ass (kicking out his son if he turns out to be gay, trying to rank races in terms of attractiveness, theorizing which forum members are using different accounts) can be bizarrely amusing.

But talking about his micropenis...that's where I draw the line. :yuck
abrader told me you were
Quote
[10:25] QQWERT532: isnt maf drunk a lot
[10:29] jahhmikdee: not sure
[10:29] jahhmikdee: isnt cheebs icharu?
[10:30] QQWERT532: i dunno
[10:31] jahhmikdee: i think he is because when he posts chat logs they say "cheebs"
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 01:28:05 PM
lol, you're gullible.
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Gay Boy on October 17, 2007, 01:29:39 PM
my chat logs dont say cheebo86 because I changed my display name omgz. MUST BE ICHIROU
Title: Re: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas
Post by: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 01:30:46 PM
My real name is Jake Yenor.

Or is it Maurice Cooks?

:shh