Author Topic: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas (Read 5425 times)

Quote from: Ichirou on October 16, 2007, 11:56:41 PM
Can you also drive with your thumb? 'Cuz you also told PD how you were parking your car at the mall one day...
No, I never said I parked the car, my brother did.

You have a brother? I thought it was just you and your father?

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2007, 11:59:02 PM »

Now he's just flat-out lying.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2007, 11:59:10 PM »

Why Dallas? Your dad got a new job? Do you have family there?

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:02:24 AM »

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(8:09:22 PM) Synbios4595200: i went to the mall the other day and right as i parked 5 black guys came up trying to sell me their rap cds

Uhm, proof. How could he park his car if he can't drive?

Synbios459 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:04:19 AM »

No, I've told people I have a brother before. And they're moving to Dallas because this town sucks and they want to be where the mavericks play and I can go with them.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:04:22 AM »

Synbios4595200 (11:14:42 PM): Hey, why'd you lie to Ichirou?
Synbios4595200 (11:14:50 PM): You told him I parked the car.
PhoenixDark0 (11:15:38 PM): lol what? i thought i said you went to a store and some black dude tried to sell you CDs
PhoenixDark0 (11:15:42 PM): which i don't believe...
Synbios4595200 (11:15:47 PM): Why not?
PhoenixDark0 (11:16:05 PM): because i don't believe that
PhoenixDark0 (11:16:08 PM): sounds fake
Synbios4595200 (11:16:17 PM): Yes, my brother parked the car and about 3 black guys came up and tried to sell their rap cds
PhoenixDark0 (11:17:53 PM): sounds unreasonable that they'd be doing that in iowa...

I'm staying out of this one. $:-\$

Synbios459 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:05:55 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:02:24 AM

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(8:09:22 PM) Synbios4595200: i went to the mall the other day and right as i parked 5 black guys came up trying to sell me their rap cds

Uhm, proof. How could he park his car if he can't drive?

What would sound better "As I parked" or "As my brother pulled into the parking space"?

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:06:25 AM »

Yeah, and it's not something PD said. PD directly c/p'ed what HE said, so there was no miscommunication involved. He said he parked his car.

My theory is that he didn't know this post would show up as having been made from a cell phone so he just went ahead and did it, not knowing it would blow his cover.

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:06:55 AM »

Quote from: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:05:55 AM

What would sound better "As I parked" or "As my brother pulled into the parking space"?

The one that's not a straight up lie.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:07:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 12:04:22 AM

Synbios4595200 (11:14:42 PM): Hey, why'd you lie to Ichirou?
Synbios4595200 (11:14:50 PM): You told him I parked the car.
PhoenixDark0 (11:15:38 PM): lol what? i thought i said you went to a store and some black dude tried to sell you CDs
PhoenixDark0 (11:15:42 PM): which i don't believe...
Synbios4595200 (11:15:47 PM): Why not?
PhoenixDark0 (11:16:05 PM): because i don't believe that
PhoenixDark0 (11:16:08 PM): sounds fake
Synbios4595200 (11:16:17 PM): Yes, my brother parked the car and about 3 black guys came up and tried to sell their rap cds
PhoenixDark0 (11:17:53 PM): sounds unreasonable that they'd be doing that in iowa...

I'm staying out of this one. $:-\$

Oklahoma.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:08:35 AM »

Syb you'll be going to Mavs games, really? Kinda off topic but I can't wait for the season to begin

Synbios459 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:08:54 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 17, 2007, 12:06:55 AM

Quote from: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:05:55 AM
What would sound better "As I parked" or "As my brother pulled into the parking space"?
The one that's not a straight up lie.

Well I was talking in general. I normally don't think I always have to describe every detail, I didn't mean for it to come out like that.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:09:36 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 17, 2007, 12:08:32 AM

Synbios doesn't make enough typing mistakes for someone posting with his thumbs, and in fact his typing is far too correct in general.

I type on my computer with my feet, my phone with my thumb.

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:10:35 AM »

How do you even hold a phone with those flippers?

Synbios459 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:12:09 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 12:10:35 AM

How do you even hold a phone with those flippers?

Well I can still hold things.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:12:53 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 17, 2007, 12:10:04 AM

And you type far too fast.

Well of course, have you ever dealt with someone who uses their feet for everything?

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:14:03 AM »

I don't want a fucking footjob from a liar.

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:15:11 AM »

Quote from: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:12:53 AM

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 17, 2007, 12:10:04 AM
And you type far too fast.
Well of course, have you ever dealt with someone who uses their feet for everything?

But big toes are big.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:16:27 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on October 17, 2007, 12:15:11 AM

Quote from: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 12:12:53 AM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 17, 2007, 12:10:04 AM
And you type far too fast.
Well of course, have you ever dealt with someone who uses their feet for everything?
But big toes are big.

As Ichirou will attest to, my feet and hands are much smaller than most peoples. I stopped growing when I was younger so it's easier for me to deal with things.

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:17:00 AM »

I can't "attest" to anything. All I know is you told me you have a micropenis.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:17:12 AM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 17, 2007, 12:14:34 AM

Yes I have. They typed like shit.

Did they spend their lives practicing as I have?

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:17:28 AM »

How small?

Synbios459 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:20:38 AM »

If I got a web cam would you guys believe me?

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:21:06 AM »

I don't want to see your micropenis.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:25:33 AM »

When your dad touches your penis does it go UNF UNF

Ichirou · « **Reply #35 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:26:56 AM »

His dad wipes Synbios's butt after using the toilet. Gross. I would never want to adopt a kid with disabilities.

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:28:06 AM »

UNF UNF

Ichirou · « **Reply #37 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:29:23 AM »

I wonder if he asks his dad to jack him off too, since he can't do it himself. No homo.

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:35:41 AM »

I honestly wouldn't blame him. I mean, if I couldn't toss and I had flippers, I would definitely be trying to assault my cat with my erect penis. Assuming his penis can even get erect. If I were his dad though, I definitely wouldn't want to touch another dude's dork. I mean, I love a bit of it, but if I had fathered a child, I doubt I would desire to spend my free time fiddling with cocks that weren't my own.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:37:30 AM »

Synbios is adopted, it's not incest!

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:40:24 AM »

Don't like 90% of people that adopt do it for the cheap sex anyway?

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:55:54 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 17, 2007, 12:40:24 AM

Don't like 90% of people that adopt do it for the cheap sex anyway?

And the other 10% do it for the sadistic pleasure of being able to physically abuse someone with no repercussions.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 17, 2007, 12:58:46 AM »

heres some new pics

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:03:13 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:08:06 AM »

Nice neckbeard. Bonus points for mentioning Nikki even though she hasn't even posted in this thread. Stalker.

Synbios459 · « **Reply #45 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:14:42 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 01:08:06 AM

Nice neckbeard. Bonus points for mentioning Nikki even though she hasn't even posted in this thread. Stalker.

I talk to her on AIM, asshole.

Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:15:22 AM »

Quote from: Synbios459 on October 17, 2007, 01:14:42 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 01:08:06 AM
Nice neckbeard. Bonus points for mentioning Nikki even though she hasn't even posted in this thread. Stalker.
I stalk her on AIM, asshole.

I know, dude.

Wow, nice quick edit. Freudian slip, huh?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:16:52 AM »

Dare I say...

I'm tryin ta kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow

Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:20:59 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 01:16:52 AM

Dare I say...

I'm tryin ta kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow

You can say it, but that's no guarantee I will understand it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #49 on:** October 17, 2007, 01:59:26 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 01:20:59 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 01:16:52 AM
Dare I say...

I'm tryin ta kick the shit you need to learn though
That ether, that shit that make your soul burn slow

You can say it, but that's no guarantee I will understand it.

you're on a roll today.

synbios: just lock the thread dude.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #50 on:** October 17, 2007, 02:34:14 AM »

My name has two K's, not one.

:'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #51 on:** October 17, 2007, 02:35:39 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on October 17, 2007, 02:34:14 AM

My name has two K's, not one. :'(

Why do you talk to him on AIM? You know he's only going to become more and more obsessed until he starts with the stalking again. Seriously, take my advice and put him on ignore.

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** October 17, 2007, 02:37:39 AM »

Show us yr dick!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #53 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:12:15 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 02:35:39 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on October 17, 2007, 02:34:14 AM
My name has two K's, not one. :'(

Why do you talk to him on AIM? You know he's only going to become more and more obsessed until he starts with the stalking again. Seriously, take my advice and put him on ignore.

Ecro says the same thing.

I just feel bad. More often than not he's a nice kid and I feel bad.

I'm a bleeding heart.

Ichirou · « **Reply #54 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:18:34 AM »

You have no reason to feel bad. You don't owe him anything. The guy is unbalanced. I think it's a bad idea to keep talking to him and you'll end up regretting it, but it's your choice, I guess.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:20:29 AM »

i'm too nice $:-\$

Ichirou · « **Reply #56 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:22:29 AM »

After all the crap he's talked about black people, the fact that you keep talking to the guy is proof that you are a marshmallow, PD.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #57 on:** October 17, 2007, 03:54:22 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 03:18:34 AM

You have no reason to feel bad. You don't owe him anything. The guy is unbalanced. I think it's a bad idea to keep talking to him and you'll end up regretting it, but it's your choice, I guess.

If Ecro were on here instead of off somewhere else being a douche

he'd agree with you.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 17, 2007, 03:20:29 AM

i'm too nice $:-\$

Me, too.

Beezy · « **Reply #58 on:** October 17, 2007, 07:17:18 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on October 17, 2007, 03:22:29 AM

After all the crap he's talked about black people, the fact that you keep talking to the guy is proof that you are a marshmallow, PD.

Agreed.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #59 on:** October 17, 2007, 08:14:53 AM »

he told me if he had a kid and it turned out to be gay he'd kick them out of his house. lol

Oh and Ichirou he told me last night he thought we were the same person.

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Author Topic: question to anyone who knows a lot about dallas (Read 5425 times)