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Title: WIMBLEDONTON: Martina Hingis suddenly retires after positive test from...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2007, 09:04:06 PM
... COCAINE? WTF? :lol

How is that a performance enhancing drug?  They should let her do coke like any other self-respecting famous athlete!  It goes with the territory.  They are legitimately trying to create an argument where cocaine actually enhanced her performance at Wimbledon.
Title: Re: WIMBLEDONTON: Martina Hingis suddenly retires after positive test from...
Post by: Candyflip on November 01, 2007, 09:24:10 PM
I don't even really know about this, but a lot of the times they don't even attempt to make it sound as if it was performance enhancing, they're just suspending people who test positive for illicit drugs because they're illegal. I remember Nick Diaz got his win against Gomi in Pride FC changed to a No Contest because he tested positive for marijuana ::)
Title: Re: WIMBLEDONTON: Martina Hingis suddenly retires after positive test from...
Post by: Candyflip on November 01, 2007, 09:31:08 PM
Coke is a pretty good performance enhancer if used properly, Willco.
:lol When I imagine a tennis player all coked up I think of Wii Tennis when you take the controller and wave it around as fast as you can so your guy swings a million times a minute.
Title: Re: WIMBLEDONTON: Martina Hingis suddenly retires after positive test from...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2007, 09:51:51 PM
I honestly don't think coke would help you in professional tennis.
Title: Re: WIMBLEDONTON: Martina Hingis suddenly retires after positive test from...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2007, 09:53:55 PM
seems like martina is taking back coke for white people. we're tired of it!
Title: Re: WIMBLEDONTON: Martina Hingis suddenly retires after positive test from...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 01, 2007, 09:56:32 PM
seems like martina is taking back coke for white people. we're tired of it!

Coke has always been a white people thing - crack is the domain of black folks!
Title: Re: WIMBLEDONTON: Martina Hingis suddenly retires after positive test from...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2007, 10:02:45 PM
we call it diet coke!