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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on November 06, 2007, 05:50:14 PM

Title: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Mupepe on November 06, 2007, 05:50:14 PM: and yes, it's tuesday, you suck balls, whatever, my weekend was so awesome that it decided to engulf monday as well.

basically i was incredibly fucked up off weed, xanax and alcohol.

I bought jub jub (my chinese water dragon, check the what did you buy thread)

Saturday, I spent time with my daughter in the afternoon. Went to the Museum of Fine Arts drunk, high and barred out as hell.

I came home, got high, popped a few xanax and took some shots. I went to see Blue October with my friends sister (I have wanted her since fucking 5th grade). At the concert, I had free-roam hand priveleges, so there was a lot of caressing and rubbing.

When we got home, we put in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on HD DVD (:bow :bow :bow), began to make out, and we were dry fucking hard until she came. Even though we didn't fuck, it was a literal dream come true. She left later and then I played some games with some friends, chilled the fuck out and got incredibly wasted.

Sunday morning I woke up and waked and baked. I went to Denny's with a friend barred out and drunk as fuck. Then I went to go buy Jub Jub, stoned and barred out as fuck. Set him up. Drove to Humble to Casa Del Pueblo, took 2 bars, smoked a J on the way there and had 4 beers there and then came home, chilled out and watched tv, hung out with a few friends fucked up as hell. Went to sleep at 3, came to work still high and fucked up. cruised through the day. no meetings. no bs. got home, started to get super fucked up. played with jub jub. got my razr fixed at the sprint store. a friend came over, i fucked the hell out of her.

then my brother invited one of his friends over that i already don't like. we were playing halo 3 co op and he starts bitching that he wants to play on xbl. i tell him to blow me. he keeps bitching. so i take the control and tell him "no one else is complaining, i said no, it's my tv, it's my 360, if you don't like it, get teh fuck out" i don't remember much after that except shoving kelly's (my daughter's doll) shoes in his mouth asking if he was ready to stop talking shit.

woke up this morning still fucked up, my boss gives me a promotion.

best weekend (tm) ever.
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: demi on November 06, 2007, 05:55:34 PM: I wonder what your daughter thinks of this :wag
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 06, 2007, 06:20:46 PM: http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/31741
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2007, 06:44:22 PM: http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/31743
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: etiolate on November 06, 2007, 06:45:13 PM: I just pictured mupepe's daughter as the little girl in Tideland.
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 06, 2007, 06:48:44 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 06, 2007, 06:44:22 PM
http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/31743

lol, 'but aim out the boat'
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 06, 2007, 08:37:25 PM: http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/31767
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Mupepe on November 06, 2007, 09:01:07 PM: :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

btw, i was baby free this weekend so i went a little crazy. it was great. there is no way shit like this would ever happen around her.

but baby free, have lots of freedom weekend that comes once every 8 months = :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Polari on November 06, 2007, 09:07:17 PM: Father of the year, hands down.
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: bluemax on November 06, 2007, 09:22:31 PM: Quote from: etiolate on November 06, 2007, 06:45:13 PM
I just pictured mupepe's daughter as the little girl in Tideland.

I think I had the same thought. That was one of the most depressing and unsettling movies I've ever seen.
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Ichirou on November 07, 2007, 03:17:50 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 06, 2007, 05:50:14 PM
Saturday, I spent time with my daughter in the afternoon. Went to the Museum of Fine Arts drunk, high and barred out as hell.

You were drunk and high around your daughter? NOT COOL. And this is coming from a friend, dude.
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2007, 03:26:30 AM: http://www.wittycomics.com/comic/31808
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Mupepe on November 07, 2007, 03:18:29 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on November 07, 2007, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 06, 2007, 05:50:14 PM
Saturday, I spent time with my daughter in the afternoon. Went to the Museum of Fine Arts drunk, high and barred out as hell.

You were drunk and high around your daughter? NOT COOL. And this is coming from a friend, dude.
... i wasn't drunk or high around my daughter. i just said that. i would NEVER do that around her.

to clarify, she didn't go to the musem with me.
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2007, 03:19:20 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 07, 2007, 03:18:29 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on November 07, 2007, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 06, 2007, 05:50:14 PM
Saturday, I spent time with my daughter in the afternoon. Went to the Museum of Fine Arts drunk, high and barred out as hell.

You were drunk and high around your daughter? NOT COOL. And this is coming from a friend, dude.
... i wasn't drunk or high around my daughter. i just said that. i would NEVER do that around her.

With the way you structured that sentence it sounded like you took her to the museum while drunk/high
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Mupepe on November 07, 2007, 03:30:00 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2007, 03:19:20 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 07, 2007, 03:18:29 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on November 07, 2007, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 06, 2007, 05:50:14 PM
Saturday, I spent time with my daughter in the afternoon. Went to the Museum of Fine Arts drunk, high and barred out as hell.

You were drunk and high around your daughter? NOT COOL. And this is coming from a friend, dude.
... i wasn't drunk or high around my daughter. i just said that. i would NEVER do that around her.

With the way you structured that sentence it sounded like you took her to the museum while drunk/high
Sorry. But no fucking way would I do that.
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Powerslave on November 07, 2007, 04:20:12 PM: great OP post.
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2007, 04:23:41 PM: nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee37/soulytrack/pb7.jpg)
[close]

:o
Title: Re: So I just got a promotion that concluded the greatest weekend ever.
Post by: Ichirou on November 07, 2007, 08:41:51 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 07, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2007, 03:19:20 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 07, 2007, 03:18:29 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on November 07, 2007, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 06, 2007, 05:50:14 PM
Saturday, I spent time with my daughter in the afternoon. Went to the Museum of Fine Arts drunk, high and barred out as hell.

You were drunk and high around your daughter? NOT COOL. And this is coming from a friend, dude.
... i wasn't drunk or high around my daughter. i just said that. i would NEVER do that around her.

With the way you structured that sentence it sounded like you took her to the museum while drunk/high
Sorry. But no fucking way would I do that.

I'm glad to hear it, but those two sentences one right after the other gave a totally different impression. I apologize for assuming the worst. I just don't want you turning into another Britney Spears. :(