and yes, it's tuesday, you suck balls, whatever, my weekend was so awesome that it decided to engulf monday as well.
basically i was incredibly fucked up off weed, xanax and alcohol.
I bought jub jub (my chinese water dragon, check the what did you buy thread)
Saturday, I spent time with my daughter in the afternoon. Went to the Museum of Fine Arts drunk, high and barred out as hell.
I came home, got high, popped a few xanax and took some shots. I went to see Blue October with my friends sister (I have wanted her since fucking 5th grade). At the concert, I had free-roam hand priveleges, so there was a lot of caressing and rubbing.
When we got home, we put in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on HD DVD (
), began to make out, and we were dry fucking hard until she came. Even though we didn't fuck, it was a literal dream come true. She left later and then I played some games with some friends, chilled the fuck out and got incredibly wasted.
Sunday morning I woke up and waked and baked. I went to Denny's with a friend barred out and drunk as fuck. Then I went to go buy Jub Jub, stoned and barred out as fuck. Set him up. Drove to Humble to Casa Del Pueblo, took 2 bars, smoked a J on the way there and had 4 beers there and then came home, chilled out and watched tv, hung out with a few friends fucked up as hell. Went to sleep at 3, came to work still high and fucked up. cruised through the day. no meetings. no bs. got home, started to get super fucked up. played with jub jub. got my razr fixed at the sprint store. a friend came over, i fucked the hell out of her.
then my brother invited one of his friends over that i already don't like. we were playing halo 3 co op and he starts bitching that he wants to play on xbl. i tell him to blow me. he keeps bitching. so i take the control and tell him "no one else is complaining, i said no, it's my tv, it's my 360, if you don't like it, get teh fuck out" i don't remember much after that except shoving kelly's (my daughter's doll) shoes in his mouth asking if he was ready to stop talking shit.
woke up this morning still fucked up, my boss gives me a promotion.
best weekend (tm) ever.
