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Title: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 08:32:10 PM
He does these weird grunting noises all the time like he's fiddling with himself under the desk. Help me evilbore, you're my only hope.
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Ichirou on November 08, 2007, 08:35:39 PM
Nickname him "Grunty."

There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 08, 2007, 08:37:26 PM
tourette's

oh boy
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 08, 2007, 08:40:23 PM
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There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

That sounds like me!
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 08:44:05 PM
Nickname him "Grunty."

There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

Yeah, is it a Japanese thing that it's not rude to just stare at someone else's computer screen? It's happened to me heaps.
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 08, 2007, 08:45:31 PM
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There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

That sounds like me!

And me!  Us three should start a secret society. 
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 08:48:40 PM
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There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

That sounds like me!

And me!  Us three should start a secret society. 

call it the 'skull and boners' lol
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 08, 2007, 09:18:24 PM
Do you think he's jacking off around you?  Mondain recommends that you put on a firm, agressive look if you're being sexually harassed by a gay man. 
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 08, 2007, 09:21:24 PM
and squinch up your butt cheeks so he can't slip it in
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: hyp on November 08, 2007, 09:22:10 PM
he's probably jacking it.  i've encountered similar sounds in a public bathroom before. or the dude in the stall was REALLY enjoying his shit.
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 09:26:29 PM
About a month ago I was on a bus on the way to the airport and had stopped at traffic lights. I looked out the window at the car next to the bus and the dude driving had his pants off and was whacking off staring at some girl that was sitting in front of me
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: The Sceneman on November 08, 2007, 11:13:26 PM
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There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

That sounds like me!

And me!  Us three should start a secret society. 

call it the 'skull and boners' lol

lmfao
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Ichirou on November 08, 2007, 11:20:44 PM
About a month ago I was on a bus on the way to the airport and had stopped at traffic lights. I looked out the window at the car next to the bus and the dude driving had his pants off and was whacking off staring at some girl that was sitting in front of me

This was in Japan or back in Australia?
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 11:23:35 PM
Japan
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Ichirou on November 08, 2007, 11:26:14 PM
lol, then why are you talking about it as though it were something unusual?
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 11:29:38 PM
lol yeah, i thought other people might get a kick out of it though
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Ichirou on November 08, 2007, 11:33:20 PM
lol, okay

Maybe I should mention how I often see salarymen puke on the platform when I'm at the train station heading home after work (and sometimes in the morning!)...it's a typical sight for me, but I wonder if people elsewhere in the world would think it unusual?
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 11:35:05 PM
salarymen are so gross. i get so sick of looking down at their bald spots every day on the subway.
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Ichirou on November 08, 2007, 11:36:28 PM
And their dandruff.  And their bad skin.  They are disgusting.  They're barely human (which puts them just a couple of steps above Synbios on the evolutionary ladder).
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: The Sceneman on November 08, 2007, 11:36:42 PM
lol, okay

Maybe I should mention how I often see salarymen puke on the platform when I'm at the train station heading home after work (and sometimes in the morning!)...it's a typical sight for me, but I wonder if people elsewhere in the world would think it unusual?

weeeirrdddd
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Ichirou on November 08, 2007, 11:39:21 PM
It's hilarious.  They puke on the side of the platform and then just walk off like nothing happened.
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 11:41:48 PM
And their dandruff.  And their bad skin.  They are disgusting.  They're barely human (which puts them just a couple of steps above Synbios on the evolutionary ladder).

They are barely human. They all look like they've lost the will to live by any social rules too. I saw one old one the other day sitting on the train picking his nose, both nostrils, with two fingers at once. Then he pulled out the snot and rubbed his fingers together, crumbling it onto his lap
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: Ichirou on November 08, 2007, 11:44:47 PM
I've seen salarymen doing the nosepicking thing more times than I can count. :yuck

I hate it when the train is really packed and they're right next to you and you can smell the mix of rank body odor, stale sweat, and cheap aftershave.
Title: Re: This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day
Post by: bagofeyes on November 08, 2007, 11:56:15 PM
those dudes suck lol