This dude sitting next to me in the office grunts all day

[bagofeyes]

He does these weird grunting noises all the time like he's fiddling with himself under the desk. Help me evilbore, you're my only hope.

[Ichirou]

Nickname him "Grunty."

There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

[Eel O'Brian]

tourette's

oh boy

[recursivelyenumerable]

There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

That sounds like me!

[bagofeyes]

Nickname him "Grunty."

There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

Yeah, is it a Japanese thing that it's not rude to just stare at someone else's computer screen? It's happened to me heaps.

[Madrun Badrun]

There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

That sounds like me!

And me!  Us three should start a secret society. 

[bagofeyes]

There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

That sounds like me!

And me!  Us three should start a secret society. 

call it the 'skull and boners' lol

[Smooth Groove]

Do you think he's jacking off around you?  Mondain recommends that you put on a firm, agressive look if you're being sexually harassed by a gay man. 

[Eel O'Brian]

and squinch up your butt cheeks so he can't slip it in

[hyp]

he's probably jacking it.  i've encountered similar sounds in a public bathroom before. or the dude in the stall was REALLY enjoying his shit.

[bagofeyes]

About a month ago I was on a bus on the way to the airport and had stopped at traffic lights. I looked out the window at the car next to the bus and the dude driving had his pants off and was whacking off staring at some girl that was sitting in front of me

[The Sceneman]

There's a weird computer teacher in my school who was just transferred this year.  He is really fucking creepy.  He is always talking to himself or maing weird noises or he'll come up to me when I'm on the computer and without saying a word start staring at the screen I'm working on and then walk off after a few seconds.

That sounds like me!

And me!  Us three should start a secret society. 

call it the 'skull and boners' lol

lmfao

[Ichirou]

About a month ago I was on a bus on the way to the airport and had stopped at traffic lights. I looked out the window at the car next to the bus and the dude driving had his pants off and was whacking off staring at some girl that was sitting in front of me

This was in Japan or back in Australia?

[bagofeyes]

Japan

[Ichirou]

lol, then why are you talking about it as though it were something unusual?

[bagofeyes]

lol yeah, i thought other people might get a kick out of it though

[Ichirou]

lol, okay

Maybe I should mention how I often see salarymen puke on the platform when I'm at the train station heading home after work (and sometimes in the morning!)...it's a typical sight for me, but I wonder if people elsewhere in the world would think it unusual?

[bagofeyes]

salarymen are so gross. i get so sick of looking down at their bald spots every day on the subway.

[Ichirou]

And their dandruff.  And their bad skin.  They are disgusting.  They're barely human (which puts them just a couple of steps above Synbios on the evolutionary ladder).

[The Sceneman]

lol, okay

Maybe I should mention how I often see salarymen puke on the platform when I'm at the train station heading home after work (and sometimes in the morning!)...it's a typical sight for me, but I wonder if people elsewhere in the world would think it unusual?

weeeirrdddd

[Ichirou]

It's hilarious.  They puke on the side of the platform and then just walk off like nothing happened.

[bagofeyes]

And their dandruff.  And their bad skin.  They are disgusting.  They're barely human (which puts them just a couple of steps above Synbios on the evolutionary ladder).

They are barely human. They all look like they've lost the will to live by any social rules too. I saw one old one the other day sitting on the train picking his nose, both nostrils, with two fingers at once. Then he pulled out the snot and rubbed his fingers together, crumbling it onto his lap

[Ichirou]

I've seen salarymen doing the nosepicking thing more times than I can count.

I hate it when the train is really packed and they're right next to you and you can smell the mix of rank body odor, stale sweat, and cheap aftershave.

[bagofeyes]

those dudes suck lol