Ubisoft's legal counsel has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the webmaster of SomethingAwful.com via email and express mail. Here is an abstract:
"Ubisoft has recently learned that the extremely offensive pornographic image (the “Image”) accessible at [WaffleImages.com] is being used on your website located at http://www.somethingawful.com [and/or] http://forums.somethingawful.com..."
"...the Image’s blatant, vile, and unauthorized misappropriation of Ms. Raymond’s name and likeness, and your conduct in using the Image on your Site, have caused immeasurable harm to Ms. Raymond’s reputation and career, and constitute an egregious infringement of Ms. Raymond’s personal rights and privacy rights..."
"Ubisoft hereby demands that you immediately: (1) permanently remove the Image from your Site, databases and servers and prevent any further uploading or display thereof; (2) permanently cease and desist all unauthorized use and hosting of images using the ASSASSIN’S CREED mark and Ms. Raymond’s name and/or likeness; (3) provide us with the name and contact information of the person who originally created and/or posted the Image; and (4) complete, execute, and return to me the enclosed Declaration by November 16, 2007 to confirm that you are complying with Ubisoft’s demand."
Ubisoft have prepared a declaration for the webmaster of SomethingAwful.com to sign. The full cease-and-desist letter and attached declaration are available at the source.
change the pic to a link, Hyp. MAF and Drinky don't want NSFW pics in the posts.
Somethingawful reply
From: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (webmaster@somethingawful.com)
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:06 PM
To: 'Anderson, David'
Cc: A BUNCH OF FRENCHIES
Subject: RE: NOTICE: Infringement of ASSASSIN'S CREED Mark and Jade Raymond's Personal, Privacy, and Publicity Rights
Please let it be known that hereforth I have read the express mail and email sent thereforth by Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP, and furthermore a declaration shall be expressed on the part of Internet User Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka that thatforth herethrough I have conducted rigorous tests implemented through a vigorous barrage of legal studies, and furthermore hitherthrough these rigorous tests have therefore proven Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP shall be recognized as a man of the cigarillo persuasion.
Pursuant to the United Dairy Council
Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka
Internet
I heard it was this imageis that real
biggest nsfw e-v-e-rJade Raymond doing an Eagle Spreadhttp://sabretooth.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/36/36f86302adb651823054378fac13a42bf34adc98.jpg[close]
you're just saying that because you jack off to her
Yeah I don't understand Mups whatsoever.wtf? she doesn't deserve this. she has such a cute face and i'd rub her down hardcore and unf unf. she's so sweet. don't violate her this way.
gotta expect this kind of stuff when you put yourself out there, mupsi wish she would put it out there for me
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/jade_raymond_and_team1.jpg)
yeah wtf mupepe, this is the fucking internet. Put an attractive woman at the front of a game and shes gonna get the shit ripped out of herhahaha i'm not being serious about any of this. although i do think she is hot.
http://www.jade-raymond.com/Jade Raymond :bow
+ Jade has lead the creation teams for best selling entertainment titles for IBM and Crayola.
this made me lol
(http://i5.tinypic.com/6yy7pmt.jpg)
I can't find this goddamn pic anywhere. Hotlinking fucking sucks.I have it. PM me. :-*
ps: Crushdance is a douche
Edit: just read the rest of the thread, Demi pulls through in the clutch. :lol
Wasn't Jade the inspiration for the main character of BG&E? She rocks for just that.
Did you ask if a sequel was in the works? :'( :'( :'( :'(