Author Topic: Jade Raymond Porn (Read 17710 times)

hyp · « **on:** November 16, 2007, 02:26:19 PM »

stolen from gaf. holy shit.

http://www.n4g.com/industrynews/News-84935.aspx

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Ubisoft's legal counsel has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the webmaster of SomethingAwful.com via email and express mail. Here is an abstract:

"Ubisoft has recently learned that the extremely offensive pornographic image (the “Image”) accessible at [WaffleImages.com] is being used on your website located at http://www.somethingawful.com [and/or] http://forums.somethingawful.com..."

"...the Image’s blatant, vile, and unauthorized misappropriation of Ms. Raymond’s name and likeness, and your conduct in using the Image on your Site, have caused immeasurable harm to Ms. Raymond’s reputation and career, and constitute an egregious infringement of Ms. Raymond’s personal rights and privacy rights..."

"Ubisoft hereby demands that you immediately: (1) permanently remove the Image from your Site, databases and servers and prevent any further uploading or display thereof; (2) permanently cease and desist all unauthorized use and hosting of images using the ASSASSIN’S CREED mark and Ms. Raymond’s name and/or likeness; (3) provide us with the name and contact information of the person who originally created and/or posted the Image; and (4) complete, execute, and return to me the enclosed Declaration by November 16, 2007 to confirm that you are complying with Ubisoft’s demand."

Ubisoft have prepared a declaration for the webmaster of SomethingAwful.com to sign. The full cease-and-desist letter and attached declaration are available at the source.

NSFW - i guess.

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http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/darkstar/jade/index.album/buy_jade__s_game_by_teh_dave?i=0

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:28:22 PM »

change the pic to a link, Hyp. MAF and Drinky don't want NSFW pics in the posts.

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:28:44 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:29:12 PM »

i lol'd

(yeah, make that a link.)

edit: thanks!

hyp · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:30:02 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on November 16, 2007, 02:28:22 PM

change the pic to a link, Hyp. MAF and Drinky don't want NSFW pics in the posts.

my bad, changed to a link.

T234 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:34:37 PM »

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Somethingawful reply
From: Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (webmaster@somethingawful.com)
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:06 PM
To: 'Anderson, David'
Cc: A BUNCH OF FRENCHIES
Subject: RE: NOTICE: Infringement of ASSASSIN'S CREED Mark and Jade Raymond's Personal, Privacy, and Publicity Rights

Please let it be known that hereforth I have read the express mail and email sent thereforth by Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP, and furthermore a declaration shall be expressed on the part of Internet User Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka that thatforth herethrough I have conducted rigorous tests implemented through a vigorous barrage of legal studies, and furthermore hitherthrough these rigorous tests have therefore proven Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP shall be recognized as a man of the cigarillo persuasion.

Pursuant to the United Dairy Council

Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka
Internet

bud · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:34:58 PM »

that reply

hyp · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:37:07 PM »

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:40:32 PM »

I heard it was this image

biggest nsfw e-v-e-r

Jade Raymond doing an Eagle Spread

http://sabretooth.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/36/36f86302adb651823054378fac13a42bf34adc98.jpg

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Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:42:04 PM »

hyp · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:42:17 PM »

HOLY SHIT.

bluemax · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2007, 02:44:17 PM »

Something awful wins the internet.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:00:35 PM »

not funny. jade doesn't deserve that shit.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:03:12 PM »

you're just saying that because you jack off to her

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:04:04 PM »

Yeah I don't understand Mups whatsoever.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #15 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:04:37 PM »

It is a publicity stunt. If Ubisoft didn't threaten to sue no one would have even known of the comic in the first place, much less the photoshopped picture of which there are miliion of for an celebrity that is the least bit attractive.

SA

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:09:11 PM »

She looks like a sweetly distinguished mentally-challenged girl someone conned into posing nude in that photoshop

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:11:06 PM »

like she thinks she's gonna get a candy bar afterwards, or something

"Snickerz BARZ candee is FUN"

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:17:46 PM »

Are those pubes or is that just a dirty vag?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:24:16 PM »

and look at the size of that ankle, it's like straight leg into foot

As a porn pic it's bleh, but as a comedy photoshop it's great

Synbios459 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:26:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 16, 2007, 02:40:32 PM

I heard it was this image

biggest nsfw e-v-e-r

Jade Raymond doing an Eagle Spread
http://sabretooth.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/36/36f86302adb651823054378fac13a42bf34adc98.jpg
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is that real

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 16, 2007, 03:03:12 PM

you're just saying that because you jack off to her

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 16, 2007, 03:04:04 PM

Yeah I don't understand Mups whatsoever.

wtf? she doesn't deserve this. she has such a cute face and i'd rub her down hardcore and unf unf. she's so sweet. don't violate her this way.

Willco: close this thread and throw it in the baby dumpster please

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #22 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:27:31 PM »

gotta expect this kind of stuff when you put yourself out there, mups

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:30:27 PM »

Mupes

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:39:48 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:43:48 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on November 16, 2007, 03:27:31 PM

gotta expect this kind of stuff when you put yourself out there, mups

i wish she would put it out there for me

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** November 16, 2007, 03:46:40 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on November 16, 2007, 03:39:48 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

It's just so hilarious to me. I hate this shit. Producers only market. They don't do SHIT so why does Jade and other producers like her always get the spotlight?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #27 on:** November 16, 2007, 04:02:44 PM »

yeah wtf mupepe, this is the fucking internet. Put an attractive woman at the front of a game and shes gonna get the shit ripped out of her

Eduardo24 · « **Reply #28 on:** November 16, 2007, 04:07:02 PM »

She looks like any normal girl you see on the streets, I don´t see what`s so HAWT about her.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** November 16, 2007, 04:15:47 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 16, 2007, 04:02:44 PM

yeah wtf mupepe, this is the fucking internet. Put an attractive woman at the front of a game and shes gonna get the shit ripped out of her

hahaha i'm not being serious about any of this. although i do think she is hot.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** November 16, 2007, 05:34:34 PM »

http://www.jade-raymond.com/

Kyle · « **Reply #31 on:** November 16, 2007, 05:50:52 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 16, 2007, 05:34:34 PM

http://www.jade-raymond.com/

Jade Raymond

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** November 16, 2007, 05:51:55 PM »

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+ Jade has lead the creation teams for best selling entertainment titles for IBM and Crayola.

hyp · « **Reply #33 on:** November 16, 2007, 07:07:33 PM »

god, the internet depresses me sometimes. jade-raymond.com

drew · « **Reply #34 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:19:57 PM »

I can't find this goddamn pic anywhere. Hotlinking fucking sucks.

ps: Crushdance is a douche

Edit: just read the rest of the thread, Demi pulls through in the clutch.

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** November 16, 2007, 09:31:12 PM »

please no one whois the jade-raymond.com. please please

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it's me

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hyp · « **Reply #36 on:** November 17, 2007, 04:58:54 AM »

fixed the link.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** November 17, 2007, 10:24:06 PM »

this made me lol

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #38 on:** November 17, 2007, 10:35:36 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on November 17, 2007, 10:24:06 PM

this made me lol

(Image removed from quote.)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #39 on:** November 17, 2007, 10:38:14 PM »

who's the asian chick

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #40 on:** November 17, 2007, 10:41:15 PM »

I dunno, but she looks positively thrilled to be there

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #41 on:** November 18, 2007, 12:29:52 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on November 16, 2007, 09:19:57 PM

I can't find this goddamn pic anywhere. Hotlinking fucking sucks.

ps: Crushdance is a douche

Edit: just read the rest of the thread, Demi pulls through in the clutch.

I have it. PM me.

etiolate · « **Reply #42 on:** November 18, 2007, 01:26:36 AM »

Wasn't Jade the inspiration for the main character of BG&E? She rocks for just that. My only concern is what the comic means to imply and I can't get a clear sense of what the author's intent was besides bukakking Jade.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #43 on:** November 19, 2007, 05:49:36 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 18, 2007, 01:26:36 AM

Wasn't Jade the inspiration for the main character of BG&E? She rocks for just that.

NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. I was told this two nights ago by a guy who just left Ubisoft to come work Japan. He swears the Jade Engine and BG+E have absolutely zero to do with her, and she wasn't even working there at the time. He was actually really pissed off that I even asked that. Angry French people rox

demi · « **Reply #44 on:** November 19, 2007, 05:51:27 AM »

Did you ask if a sequel was in the works? :'( :'( :'( :'(

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #45 on:** November 19, 2007, 06:02:43 AM »

Quote from: demi on November 19, 2007, 05:51:27 AM

Did you ask if a sequel was in the works? :'( :'( :'( :'(

I did, and the answer will delight you if you're a big fan of Tom Clancy

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Author Topic: Jade Raymond Porn (Read 17710 times)