THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2006, 03:45:26 PM

Title: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2006, 03:45:26 PM: Okay, I noticed that a bunch of Evilboreans on IRC were participating in #reba -- which I thought was some sort of dorksnet server-y thing. Turns out that some of you knock-kneed fegs actually are FANS of that show! Dubya. Tee. Eff! NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS OF RELENTLESS HUMAN STUPIDITY DID I THINK THAT GROWN MEN WATCHED THAT SHOW.

Wtf. What did it cost y'all to get your testicles removed? Fuckin' REBA! That show is cunningly designed to PISS DUDES OFF!
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 03:46:42 PM: I want to punch her in the face and I have never even seen the show before. She looks that repulsive.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2006, 03:47:56 PM: You said it, bro.

Apparently some of #evilbore lack our rugged masculine awesomeness.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2006, 03:55:05 PM: Yet I get to share lunch with people who want me to find a copy of Dawsons Creek Season 1 for them!
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 19, 2006, 03:55:28 PM: I thought that shit was a joke.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 03:56:40 PM: HOW CAN SOMEONE STAND THIS FACE? RAAAAAAAAARGH. :punch :punch :punch :punch

(http://www.flexiety.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/250x/Reba%20-%20Season%201%20(2001)306_f_250.jpg)
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2006, 03:59:30 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2006, 03:55:05 PM
Yet I get to share lunch with people who want me to find a copy of Dawsons Creek Season 1 for them!

If someone can locate a copy of Season 1 of Dawson's Creek, I will watch all 5 or 6 seasons in the span of 2 weeks while eating nothing but beef jerky.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2006, 03:59:55 PM: Jobber :lol
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2006, 04:00:03 PM: good thing you have awesome health insurance
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 04:02:20 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on October 19, 2006, 03:59:30 PM
If someone can locate a copy of Season 1 of Dawson's Creek, I will watch all 5 or 6 seasons in the span of 2 weeks while eating nothing but beef jerky.
http://www.amazon.com/Dawsons-Creek-Complete-First-Season/dp/B00008AOX3/sr=8-1/qid=1161287171/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-3985054-7011262?ie=UTF8&s=dvd
:-*
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2006, 04:03:38 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 04:02:20 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on October 19, 2006, 03:59:30 PM
If someone can locate a copy of Season 1 of Dawson's Creek, I will watch all 5 or 6 seasons in the span of 2 weeks while eating nothing but beef jerky.
http://www.amazon.com/Dawsons-Creek-Complete-First-Season/dp/B00008AOX3/sr=8-1/qid=1161287171/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-3985054-7011262?ie=UTF8&s=dvd
:-*

It's a pain in the ass for me to order things online. I have to be home when it's delivered because my landlord doesn't sign for packages.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 04:05:18 PM: This dvd set is more manly than reba and dawson's creek combined:
(http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000H6SY8C.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V41129125_.jpg)
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2006, 06:17:01 PM: EXPLAIN THE REBA SHIT, FAGUTS
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 19, 2006, 06:20:46 PM: They all want to fuck Reba the middle-aged elf woman because she looks like something out of a fantasy RPG manual, and they hear her sultry country twang in their minds as they masturbate.

"Ya'll come in my face, Ya'll"
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2006, 06:21:18 PM: No no Drinky, I want this creepy Sesame Street stuff explained
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 19, 2006, 06:23:35 PM: Dawson's Creek was filmed in my Home Town. I saw Josh Jackson at a downtown pizza place, and my friend Jackie who was with me got all juicy-panties about it. I was hoping to see Katie Holmes' meatbags crammed into a bikini at one of the local beaches, but never did.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 06:34:46 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2006, 06:21:18 PM
No no Drinky, I want this creepy Sesame Street stuff explained
Reba and Dawson are horrible girly wretched shows that make Sesame Street seem manly by comparison. :dur
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 19, 2006, 06:37:37 PM: My ex loved Dawson's Creek. I sat down and watched an episode with her once, and when it was over I wanted to kick the entire entertainment industry in the taint.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 19, 2006, 07:36:53 PM: Wow, you're all gay :punch
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 07:37:43 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 19, 2006, 07:36:53 PM
Wow, you're all gay :punch
Those internet punches hurt. :(
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 19, 2006, 07:41:08 PM: CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY :punch
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 07:58:11 PM: Reba is more gay than this:
(http://www.perfect-party-ideas.com/images/ElmoLovesYouBook.jpg)
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2006, 08:54:28 PM: I <3 the Roseanne'ish transitions between each scene the show sports...

:shh
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Tigerriot on October 19, 2006, 09:19:49 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 03:56:40 PM
HOW CAN SOMEONE STAND THIS FACE? RAAAAAAAAARGH. :punch :punch :punch :punch

(http://www.flexiety.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/250x/Reba%20-%20Season%201%20(2001)306_f_250.jpg)
Something about that fake smile just annoys me. >:(
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2006, 09:47:08 PM: no straight man has ever watched Reba. Just passing over it during channel surfing makes a straight man shudder in fear for his sphinctral virginity, and five minutes of viewership turns into raging rectal penetration at the local leather club.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Oblivion on October 19, 2006, 10:39:08 PM: What the hell is REBA anyway? I've seen that annoying picture, but never knew what it was about.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Mupepe on October 19, 2006, 10:39:11 PM: My dad used to be obsessed with Reba when she was just a shitty singer. I could never stand the bitch, especially in Little Rascals.

Quote from: Oblivion on October 19, 2006, 10:39:08 PM
What the hell is REBA anyway? I've seen that annoying picture, but never knew what it was about.
It's about menopause.
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2006, 10:41:09 PM: How many seasons did it take to represent menopause
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2006, 10:43:36 PM: it's about some sarcastic single mom, played by Reba, who gets kicked around but still comes out smirking

roseanne minus the lard and john goodman, i expect, with a heapin' helpin' of grating southern sass
Title: Re: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2006, 10:44:40 PM: She's sassinfrassinblassing