Author Topic: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS (Read 3568 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** October 19, 2006, 03:45:26 PM »

Okay, I noticed that a bunch of Evilboreans on IRC were participating in #reba -- which I thought was some sort of dorksnet server-y thing. Turns out that some of you knock-kneed fegs actually are FANS of that show! Dubya. Tee. Eff! NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS OF RELENTLESS HUMAN STUPIDITY DID I THINK THAT GROWN MEN WATCHED THAT SHOW.

Wtf. What did it cost y'all to get your testicles removed? Fuckin' REBA! That show is cunningly designed to PISS DUDES OFF!

Cheebs · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:46:42 PM »

I want to punch her in the face and I have never even seen the show before. She looks that repulsive.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:47:56 PM »

You said it, bro.

Apparently some of #evilbore lack our rugged masculine awesomeness.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:55:05 PM »

Yet I get to share lunch with people who want me to find a copy of Dawsons Creek Season 1 for them!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:55:28 PM »

I thought that shit was a joke.

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:56:40 PM »

HOW CAN SOMEONE STAND THIS FACE? RAAAAAAAAARGH.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:59:30 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2006, 03:55:05 PM

Yet I get to share lunch with people who want me to find a copy of Dawsons Creek Season 1 for them!

If someone can locate a copy of Season 1 of Dawson's Creek, I will watch all 5 or 6 seasons in the span of 2 weeks while eating nothing but beef jerky.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** October 19, 2006, 03:59:55 PM »

Jobber

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:00:03 PM »

good thing you have awesome health insurance

Cheebs · « **Reply #9 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:02:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 19, 2006, 03:59:30 PM

If someone can locate a copy of Season 1 of Dawson's Creek, I will watch all 5 or 6 seasons in the span of 2 weeks while eating nothing but beef jerky.

http://www.amazon.com/Dawsons-Creek-Complete-First-Season/dp/B00008AOX3/sr=8-1/qid=1161287171/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-3985054-7011262?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:03:38 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 04:02:20 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 19, 2006, 03:59:30 PM
If someone can locate a copy of Season 1 of Dawson's Creek, I will watch all 5 or 6 seasons in the span of 2 weeks while eating nothing but beef jerky.
http://www.amazon.com/Dawsons-Creek-Complete-First-Season/dp/B00008AOX3/sr=8-1/qid=1161287171/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-3985054-7011262?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

It's a pain in the ass for me to order things online. I have to be home when it's delivered because my landlord doesn't sign for packages.

Cheebs · « **Reply #11 on:** October 19, 2006, 04:05:18 PM »

This dvd set is more manly than reba and dawson's creek combined:

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** October 19, 2006, 06:17:01 PM »

EXPLAIN THE REBA SHIT, FAGUTS

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #13 on:** October 19, 2006, 06:20:46 PM »

They all want to fuck Reba the middle-aged elf woman because she looks like something out of a fantasy RPG manual, and they hear her sultry country twang in their minds as they masturbate.

"Ya'll come in my face, Ya'll"

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** October 19, 2006, 06:21:18 PM »

No no Drinky, I want this creepy Sesame Street stuff explained

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** October 19, 2006, 06:23:35 PM »

Dawson's Creek was filmed in my Home Town. I saw Josh Jackson at a downtown pizza place, and my friend Jackie who was with me got all juicy-panties about it. I was hoping to see Katie Holmes' meatbags crammed into a bikini at one of the local beaches, but never did.

Cheebs · « **Reply #16 on:** October 19, 2006, 06:34:46 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2006, 06:21:18 PM

No no Drinky, I want this creepy Sesame Street stuff explained

Reba and Dawson are horrible girly wretched shows that make Sesame Street seem manly by comparison.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** October 19, 2006, 06:37:37 PM »

My ex loved Dawson's Creek. I sat down and watched an episode with her once, and when it was over I wanted to kick the entire entertainment industry in the taint.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #18 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:36:53 PM »

Wow, you're all gay

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:37:43 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on October 19, 2006, 07:36:53 PM

Wow, you're all gay

Those internet punches hurt.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:41:08 PM »

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Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** October 19, 2006, 07:58:11 PM »

Reba is more gay than this:

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** October 19, 2006, 08:54:28 PM »

I <3 the Roseanne'ish transitions between each scene the show sports...

Tigerriot · « **Reply #23 on:** October 19, 2006, 09:19:49 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 19, 2006, 03:56:40 PM

HOW CAN SOMEONE STAND THIS FACE? RAAAAAAAAARGH.

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Something about that fake smile just annoys me.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** October 19, 2006, 09:47:08 PM »

no straight man has ever watched Reba. Just passing over it during channel surfing makes a straight man shudder in fear for his sphinctral virginity, and five minutes of viewership turns into raging rectal penetration at the local leather club.

Oblivion · « **Reply #25 on:** October 19, 2006, 10:39:08 PM »

What the hell is REBA anyway? I've seen that annoying picture, but never knew what it was about.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** October 19, 2006, 10:39:11 PM »

My dad used to be obsessed with Reba when she was just a shitty singer. I could never stand the bitch, especially in Little Rascals.

Quote from: Oblivion on October 19, 2006, 10:39:08 PM

What the hell is REBA anyway? I've seen that annoying picture, but never knew what it was about.

It's about menopause.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** October 19, 2006, 10:41:09 PM »

How many seasons did it take to represent menopause

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** October 19, 2006, 10:43:36 PM »

it's about some sarcastic single mom, played by Reba, who gets kicked around but still comes out smirking

roseanne minus the lard and john goodman, i expect, with a heapin' helpin' of grating southern sass

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** October 19, 2006, 10:44:40 PM »

She's sassinfrassinblassing

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Author Topic: Reba -- WTF YOU GORMLESS GIMPS (Read 3568 times)