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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2007, 12:27:28 AM

Title: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2007, 12:27:28 AM
Gerstmann made USA Today! (http://blogs.usatoday.com/techspace/2007/11/and-speaking-of.html)

:gerstmann :gerstmann :gerstmann
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Post by: Ichirou on December 04, 2007, 12:29:09 AM
Gerstmann is a superstar.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2007, 12:30:44 AM
Whatcha gonna do when Gerstmania runs wild on you?
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Ichirou on December 04, 2007, 12:32:56 AM
It's not the real USA Today, just a blog.  Call me when he makes the print edition or appears on FOX News.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Ichirou on December 04, 2007, 01:00:17 AM
It's a figure of speech.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2007, 01:09:50 AM
I bet it could get on Fox News or CNN if we emailed Jack Thompson and told him that a game reviewer lost his job for giving a murder simulator a low score to try to protect children from playing it. Then we'd just let him to the rest.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Ichirou on December 04, 2007, 01:13:32 AM
Do it.
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Post by: brawndolicious on December 04, 2007, 01:21:18 AM
I bet it could get on Fox News or CNN if we emailed Jack Thompson and told him that a game reviewer lost his job for giving a murder simulator a low score to try to protect children from playing it. Then we'd just let him to the rest.
you know the thing is that could actually happen.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 04, 2007, 01:21:52 AM
I'm really getting sick of all this Gerstmann bullshit.  People planning rallies, making t-shirts, holding protests....over this?  You've got to be kidding me.

Life isn't fair and I've got enough problems to deal with than have to worry about if some company is influencing videogame reviews which I don't give a damn about anyway.  I really want to kick the living shit out of some of these idiots.  Do they have nothing better to do?  Get a fucking life people.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: LJ11 on December 04, 2007, 01:26:55 AM
I'm really getting sick of all this Gerstmann bullshit.  People planning rallies, making t-shirts, holding protests....over this?  You've got to be kidding me.

Life isn't fair and I've got enough problems to deal with than have to worry about if some company is influencing videogame reviews which I don't give a damn about anyway.  I really want to kick the living shit out of some of these idiots.  Do they have nothing better to do?  Get a fucking life people.


It's getting out of hand.  This dude Opus something or other was saying that CBS was going to run a story on this, I laughed my ass off at the thought.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: bagofeyes on December 04, 2007, 01:47:39 AM
Is it true he's fat? lol
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Ichirou on December 04, 2007, 01:56:31 AM
I hear he has a bit of a belly.
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Post by: bagofeyes on December 04, 2007, 01:58:20 AM
They should mention that in the article. Fair, unbiased reporting.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2007, 01:59:57 AM
Do it.

To: Jack Thompson <jackpeace@comcast.net>
From: Joseph Molotovio
Re: Videogame reviewer fired for criticizing high-profile Murder-Sim

Dear Mr. Thompson,

As a concerned, Christian parent of two young children, I appreciate your work in attempting to curb the horrific violence present in so many of today's videogames. This so called "entertainment" is seriously sick and disturbing, and the deplorable tactics by the producers of these games to try to illegally reach out to under-age children is just disgusting. That's why I felt that I should contact you about one of their most recent, most heinous ploys. Recently Gamespot.com (a popular gaming website read by many young people) has been heavily promoting a game called "KANE & LYNCH". This is game which promotes and glorifies pointless violence in a graphic and stomach-churning manner, more-so than any game that I've ever seen in my life. The only thing that this can be called is a "Murder Simulator" as the point of the game is nothing but mowing down row after row of innocent people, including women and children. Because of the money that Eidos (publisher of Kane & Lynch) had spent on advertising at Gamespot, the executives at Gamespot required their reviewer to give it at least a 9.0 (out of 10) to make the game seem more appealing to young people. However, bold Videogame critic JEFF GERSTMANN (who had worked at Gamespot for 10 years and had no doubt seem many violent games in his tenure) was so sickened by the extreme violence that he saw, that he refused to cave into demands from his evil bosses and gave the game a much lower score instead, and warned parents that the game contained an excessive amount of foul language and violence and was not appropriate at all for children (or quite frankly anyone). Because of this he was fired from his job, and been blackballed in the videogame community. This is based on CONFIRMED information that has been reported on by multiple sources (http://valleywag.com/tech/jeff-gerstmann/gamespot-editor--on-fired-reviewer-328775.php; http://www.primotechnology.com/2007/11/29/gamespots-gerstmann-fired-allegedly-over-kane-and-lynch-review/; http://www.joystiq.com/2007/11/30/rumor-gamespots-editorial-director-fired-over-kane-and-lynch-rev/) , despite Gamespot and Eidos's attempts to sweep this under a rug by paying off news outlets to convince them not to run this story. This is the most horrifying thing that I've ever heard (except the Holocaust). This man lost his job for speaking out against a violent videogame, and all because his bosses had been paid off by the videogame industry who wants yound children to buy their disgusting products. How can this be allowed to happen? Is there anything you can do to help Mr. Jeff Gerstmann, who got fired just for telling the truth? I sickens me to think that Gamespot and Eidos would be allowed to get away with this travesty.

Sincerely,
Joseph Molotovio

To send or not to send?
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 02:03:11 AM
Why's everyone caring that he's fat? He's nasty. Go look at Ryan Davis for a real hottie. I would cause an uproar if he got fired. But he won't. Ryan is perfect. Delicious.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2007, 02:09:36 AM
SEND SEND SEND
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Ichirou on December 04, 2007, 02:14:47 AM
Quick fix: it's Eidos, not Edios.

After you change that, send it!
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Post by: bagofeyes on December 04, 2007, 02:15:42 AM
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I bet its Gerstmann
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2007, 02:28:14 AM
Alright, fixed and we'll see if he reads his email.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 04, 2007, 02:57:05 AM
Gerstmannia is growing faster than Gerstman's waist.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 04, 2007, 01:28:31 PM
I got a response.

Quote from: Jack Thompson
I would very much like to speak with him.  Any ideas how?
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 01:30:48 PM
Hahahahaha
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2007, 01:48:44 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Oh my God, this is GOLD.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: MCD on December 04, 2007, 01:50:05 PM
Well, what now?

any ideas?

we need to continue this for more epic lulz.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2007, 01:53:58 PM
There's got to be a variety of ways to get in contact with Gerstmann.  Doesn't he have a blog or IM?  You should let Thompson know that Gerstmann has apparently signed a NDA, so he is not allowed to talk about his firing.
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Post by: MCD on December 04, 2007, 01:55:32 PM
well, here his myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/defjeff
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 02:08:08 PM
There's got to be a variety of ways to get in contact with Gerstmann.  Doesn't he have a blog or IM?  You should let Thompson know that Gerstmann has apparently signed a NDA, so he is not allowed to talk about his firing.

He has a facebook (as shown by the valleywag article)
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2007, 02:10:56 PM
Yeah, just forward him those public community links (MySpace, Facebook, etc.) and mention that he has been unwilling to speak about his termination in interviews due to a NDA he has signed with Cnet.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: demi on December 04, 2007, 02:15:40 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4137284

zomg so sexy :heartbeat
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 04, 2007, 02:22:50 PM
Also, make it sound like Cnet forced him to sign the NDA, because they don't want the media to now how focused they are on peddling violent and pornographic images to a young demographic with lots of disposable income.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Robo on December 04, 2007, 02:25:09 PM
(http://www.suburbanallstars.com/mb/widescreen.jpg)

:gerstmann :hump

I found an email through his last.fm, but the page it's on appears to be pretty old and outdated.

jeff [at] suburbanallstars.com
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: hyp on December 04, 2007, 04:23:51 PM
:bow at jeff's rap on that gametrailers tribute video.  +1 respect
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Post by: Bloodwake on December 04, 2007, 04:43:44 PM
Oh god, this is comedy fucking GOLD.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 05, 2007, 02:40:49 AM
Also, make it sound like Cnet forced him to sign the NDA, because they don't want the media to now how focused they are on peddling violent and pornographic images to a young demographic with lots of disposable income.

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Dear Mr. Thompson

Since he's no longer with Gamespot, his email address for that website is no longer active. I can't find another one. I don't for sure if it's true or not, but from what I've read on websites
that claim to have tried to interview him, he was forced to sign an NDA before he was fired so that he wouldn't be allowed to speak publicly about the specifics of his firing. This was to
keep him from speaking out against his former employers and their actions. Maybe you could get him to talk to you though. I searched on Google and found his MySpace page, maybe that
will help: www.myspace.com/defjeff
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 05, 2007, 02:45:26 AM
holy crap are you shitting me hahahaha
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 05, 2007, 12:05:29 PM
Heh, well I think this thing may have run it's course. He wants to read the review where Jeff says that the game is overly violent, but I just read Gerstmann's review and he doesn't mention it being violent at all, he just complains about the overuse of f-bombs. I don't think he's going to bite on that.
Title: Re: Gerstmannia! All Gerstmann, all the time!
Post by: demi on December 05, 2007, 02:55:38 PM
Tell them they've since edited it and removed the video review
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Post by: Robo on December 05, 2007, 03:16:29 PM
Maybe it's for the better anyway.  You can't really fuck with Thompson for too long before he appears with his bag of lawsuits.  You're wasting his incredibly valuable time!