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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: brawndolicious on December 06, 2007, 04:53:18 AM

Title: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: brawndolicious on December 06, 2007, 04:53:18 AM: http://www.criteriongames.com/

It's for both consoles.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Beezy on December 06, 2007, 05:23:06 AM: need a 360...
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Post by: Himu on December 06, 2007, 07:34:56 AM: fucking finally.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Bloodwake on December 06, 2007, 12:25:56 PM: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 06, 2007, 09:33:27 PM: This is going to FUCKING ROCK
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: brawndolicious on December 07, 2007, 02:39:39 AM: well I guess it's got good graphics.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Beezy on December 07, 2007, 10:01:23 AM: Quote from: pussy boner on December 07, 2007, 09:44:09 AM
well I guess it's got best arcade racer ever made.
:rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2007, 12:38:28 PM: Quote from: pussy boner on December 07, 2007, 09:44:09 AM
well I guess it's got best arcade racer ever made.

FUCK YEAH
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: bud on December 07, 2007, 12:39:02 PM: Quote from: pussy boner on December 07, 2007, 09:44:09 AM
well I guess it's got best arcade racer ever made.

i just wanted to quote this like everyone else.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: demi on December 07, 2007, 01:00:22 PM: he's got nicely shaped genitals too
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: T234 on December 07, 2007, 01:13:54 PM: My ethernet port in my xbox is broken.

Bloodwake if you download this demo I will totally drive down there to play it. The preceding sentence would be true if you lived in Mexico. I NEED some burnout bad.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: brawndolicious on December 07, 2007, 02:12:45 PM: I only played a few races ever. graphics were good though. I thought the gameplay was too simplistic even for a arcade racer though.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2007, 02:45:36 PM: what day is this going to be up
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: T234 on December 07, 2007, 02:59:01 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on December 07, 2007, 02:12:45 PM
I only played a few races ever. graphics were good though. I thought the gameplay was too simplistic even for a arcade racer though.
Worst. Taste. Ever.

RUMBLE ROSES LOL
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Bloodwake on December 07, 2007, 04:51:49 PM: I'll download it for BOTH.
:hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: brawndolicious on December 07, 2007, 04:56:14 PM: Quote from: T234 on December 07, 2007, 02:59:01 PM
Worst. Taste. Ever.
RUMBLE ROSES LOL
well that's a demo. plus the MP in that game is apparently really good.

While I like arcadey racers, I guess I just prefer more technical ones.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Rman on December 07, 2007, 05:15:43 PM: Which one is the lead SKU? I remember hearing the PS3 version is the lead SKU. Is this right?
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 07, 2007, 06:07:56 PM: Quote from: pussy boner on December 07, 2007, 09:44:09 AM
well I guess it's got best arcade racer ever made.

Strong Agreement.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: bud on December 07, 2007, 06:55:09 PM: new trailer http://www.gametrailers.com/game/4419.html :bow

Quote from: pussy boner on December 07, 2007, 09:44:09 AM
well I guess it's got best arcade racer ever made.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2007, 06:57:22 PM: God I love Burnout so much.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Robo on December 07, 2007, 07:15:47 PM: Second best arcade racer ever made.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
DAYTONA USA :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
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Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: brawndolicious on December 07, 2007, 07:24:51 PM: Quote from: Rman on December 07, 2007, 05:15:43 PM
Which one is the lead SKU? I remember hearing the PS3 version is the lead SKU. Is this right?
I think so. I haven't heard of any difference between the two versions though.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2007, 07:25:48 PM: If the 360 version turns out to be superior anyway, GAF will fucking explode.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 07, 2007, 08:02:30 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2007, 07:25:48 PM
If the 360 version turns out to be superior anyway, GAF will fucking explode.

You should start a rumor that the 360 version contains more realistic sparks. PS3 has low-res sparkmapping, only 680p instead of the full-HD 1080p sparks that the 360 has.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: brawndolicious on December 07, 2007, 08:08:50 PM: the funny thing is that they'll bring up evidence on how sparks looked slightly better in the PS2 version of burnout or how lost planet had explosions at 1/4 the resolution.

...and they'll still be shitting salt tabs damage controlling it for years. assuming it's of course a rumor. I really hope that that quaz guy on B3D finds out something like this is happening, not because I hate PS3 but because the reaction would be hilarious.
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: brawndolicious on December 09, 2007, 02:39:38 AM: http://au.ps3.ign.com/articles/839/839894p1.html

"The demo will be playable online, though we aren't able to hop on just yet as the game tells us that the servers aren't up. Still, you'll be able to join in with your friends and start a Freeburn Online session. Freeburn sessions are where you'll be able to partake in specially designed stunt sessions and the like, but as we can't hop online yet we haven't been able to test them out."
Title: Re: Burnout Paradise demo in one week.
Post by: Cormacaroni on December 09, 2007, 10:04:47 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on December 09, 2007, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 07, 2007, 07:25:48 PM
If the 360 version turns out to be superior anyway, GAF will fucking explode.

360 Version:

-It has triggers that aren't ass.
-Online is better.
-This is the second burnout game on the 360.
-Lots people will buy this game

PS3 Version:

-The PS3 market isn't exactly a non-stop flood of awesome games so this is a wanted addition.
-Like 2 people will buy it.

Agreed with all of the above, especially the last point for each list. The community has become the deciding factor for me for games like this. Why would I get the PS3 version when most of my friends will have the 360 version? I have no fucking idea why Criterion is clinging to this notion of PlayStation being the leading console platform...i can only hope Ken's jizz was tasty enough to make up for the bitter, bitter sales data and the potential death of the franchise (which was apparently in big danger after Revenge).