THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 05:55:41 PM
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He should be here around 6...hm
His name is Ravi, so I'm guessing he's Jewish :-*
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livejournal.com
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Challenge him to IRON ARMS (arm wrestling) and if he has a handle-bar moustache he wins by default.
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fuck him up the ass.
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Challenge him to IRON ARMS (arm wrestling) and if he has a handle-bar moustache he wins by default.
I'm so sorry. . .
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he's waiting for you cheebs :-*
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Haha, ravi
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he's waiting for you cheebs :-*
Why do you think I told him to have sex with him? I want a precedent to be set. :-*
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Tell him you don't touch peepee for free and that the milk in the fridge is for Daniel and Daniel only
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Jewish name lolz
It would be cool to have a totally multicultural house. A jew...me...some asian dude...and...?
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Jewish name lolz
It would be cool to have a totally multicultural house. A jew...me...some asian dude...and...?
a brazilian.
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answer the door wearing nothing but superman underwear.
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a brazilian.
with HIV.
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answer the door wearing nothing but superman underwear.
I'd come over tommorow if he answered the door in that. :hyper
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Jewish name lolz
It would be cool to have a totally multicultural house. A jew...me...some asian dude...and...?
And...
(http://www.fleshpickle.com/fleshpickle-alf.jpg)
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ROCKETMAN YOU FUCKER :lol :lol :lol :lol
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ROCKETMAN YOU FUCKER :lol :lol :lol :lol
How about that precedent.
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That Alf pic is so fucken disturbing lol
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So I call up my boy PD using my best Jewish accent.
He answers, and we begin our chat.
I tell him I am running 2 hours.
"Yea, that's alright"
I also ask him if he happens to be queer, because my mother wouldn't put up with that.
"I assure you I am not gay"
I ask him if he would like pizza.
"Yea, go ahead and bring pizza over"
Does he smokes the 'reefuh'.
"Naw man, I don't smoke that"
Does he want to meet my 19 year old sister with a nice rack.
"Naw man, that's ok."
Is he taken.
"Kind of."
Are you sure you're not queer.
"Postive"
Are you gonna wear superman underwear when you answer the door.
"HEY, IS THIS A JOKE?"
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BASTARD :lol :lol :lol :lol
Oh god :lol
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Alright, he just left.
My mom got here around 6 to drop some stuff off, and she showed him around when he arrived. I got to talk to him as well. Seems like a nice guy. VERY hairy arms/eye brows. He looked either jewish or Greek; maybe Armenian or some other lighter skinned Middle Eastern ethnicity.
He said he was a part time teacher, but hadn't taught since November of last year. Currently lives with his parents. He was wearing a Michigan Wolverines championship sweater (1998 baby), so he's into sports.
I would like to have at least one older, mature guy in the house, and he seems to fit the bill. It would suck to live with a bunch of loud sophmores or something
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is he good looking?
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is he good looking?
Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction
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is he good looking?
Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction
perhaps you could trim it up for him.
(I just saved that post of yours in case he moves in and I see him when I go to EMU next year)
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is he good looking?
Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction
perhaps you could trim it up for him.
(I just saved that post of yours in case he moves in and I see him when I go to EMU next year)
:-*
It would be cool if you came over to see the house dude. We could go eat or something 8)
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is he good looking?
Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction
perhaps you could trim it up for him.
(I just saved that post of yours in case he moves in and I see him when I go to EMU next year)
:-*
It would be cool if you came over to see the house dude. We could go eat or something 8)
Can I come? Do you have any taqueria's near you?
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is he good looking?
Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction
perhaps you could trim it up for him.
(I just saved that post of yours in case he moves in and I see him when I go to EMU next year)
:-*
It would be cool if you came over to see the house dude. We could go eat or something 8)
Can I come? Do you have any taqueria's near you?
What's that?
There's a Buffalo Wild Wind place around here...
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isn't there a strip club like 10 feet away from EMU?
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What's that?
There's a Buffalo Wild Wind place around here...
A style of mexican restaurants. They're good.
isn't there a strip club like 10 feet away from EMU
I fucking hope so.
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Thank god for google. It's called Deja Vu and it's basically on campus.
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Thank god for google. It's called Deja Vu and it's basically on campus.
Oh yeah, yup. It's across the street from the barber shop I go to.
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Thank god for google. It's called Deja Vu and it's basically on campus.
Oh yeah, yup. It's across the street from the barber shop I go to.
The barber that tried to scam you?
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Thank god for google. It's called Deja Vu and it's basically on campus.
Oh yeah, yup. It's across the street from the barber shop I go to.
The barber that tried to scam you?
Yea :lol
I usually go on days he's not there
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