Author Topic: Possible renter is on his way... (Read 5008 times)

So I call up my boy PD using my best Jewish accent.

He answers, and we begin our chat.

I tell him I am running 2 hours.

"Yea, that's alright"

I also ask him if he happens to be queer, because my mother wouldn't put up with that.

"I assure you I am not gay"

I ask him if he would like pizza.

"Yea, go ahead and bring pizza over"

Does he smokes the 'reefuh'.

"Naw man, I don't smoke that"

Does he want to meet my 19 year old sister with a nice rack.

"Naw man, that's ok."

Is he taken.

"Kind of."

Are you sure you're not queer.

"Postive"

Are you gonna wear superman underwear when you answer the door.

"HEY, IS THIS A JOKE?"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2006, 06:17:33 PM »

BASTARD

Oh god

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:21:47 PM »

Alright, he just left.

My mom got here around 6 to drop some stuff off, and she showed him around when he arrived. I got to talk to him as well. Seems like a nice guy. VERY hairy arms/eye brows. He looked either jewish or Greek; maybe Armenian or some other lighter skinned Middle Eastern ethnicity.

He said he was a part time teacher, but hadn't taught since November of last year. Currently lives with his parents. He was wearing a Michigan Wolverines championship sweater (1998 baby), so he's into sports.

I would like to have at least one older, mature guy in the house, and he seems to fit the bill. It would suck to live with a bunch of loud sophmores or something

Cheebs · « **Reply #21 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:23:08 PM »

is he good looking?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:36:42 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 07:23:08 PM

is he good looking?

Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction

Cheebs · « **Reply #23 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:47:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 07:36:42 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 07:23:08 PM
is he good looking?

Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction

perhaps you could trim it up for him.

(I just saved that post of yours in case he moves in and I see him when I go to EMU next year)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** October 20, 2006, 07:49:41 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 07:47:03 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 07:23:08 PM
is he good looking?

Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction
perhaps you could trim it up for him.

(I just saved that post of yours in case he moves in and I see him when I go to EMU next year)

It would be cool if you came over to see the house dude. We could go eat or something

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:07:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 07:49:41 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 07:47:03 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 07:23:08 PM
is he good looking?

Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction
perhaps you could trim it up for him.

(I just saved that post of yours in case he moves in and I see him when I go to EMU next year)

It would be cool if you came over to see the house dude. We could go eat or something

Can I come? Do you have any taqueria's near you?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:08:33 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 20, 2006, 08:07:28 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 07:49:41 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 07:47:03 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 07:36:42 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 07:23:08 PM
is he good looking?

Too hairy for me; his crotch hair would probably cut my balls off due to the friction
perhaps you could trim it up for him.

(I just saved that post of yours in case he moves in and I see him when I go to EMU next year)

It would be cool if you came over to see the house dude. We could go eat or something

Can I come? Do you have any taqueria's near you?

What's that?

There's a Buffalo Wild Wind place around here...

Cheebs · « **Reply #27 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:11:01 PM »

isn't there a strip club like 10 feet away from EMU?

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:12:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 08:08:33 PM

What's that?

There's a Buffalo Wild Wind place around here...

A style of mexican restaurants. They're good.

Quote from: Cheebs

isn't there a strip club like 10 feet away from EMU

I fucking hope so.

Cheebs · « **Reply #29 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:14:19 PM »

Thank god for google. It's called Deja Vu and it's basically on campus.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:28:39 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 08:14:19 PM

Thank god for google. It's called Deja Vu and it's basically on campus.

Oh yeah, yup. It's across the street from the barber shop I go to.

Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:30:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 08:28:39 PM

Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 08:14:19 PM
Thank god for google. It's called Deja Vu and it's basically on campus.

Oh yeah, yup. It's across the street from the barber shop I go to.

The barber that tried to scam you?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** October 20, 2006, 08:37:49 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 20, 2006, 08:30:24 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 20, 2006, 08:28:39 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on October 20, 2006, 08:14:19 PM
Thank god for google. It's called Deja Vu and it's basically on campus.

Oh yeah, yup. It's across the street from the barber shop I go to.
The barber that tried to scam you?

Yea

I usually go on days he's not there

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** October 20, 2006, 09:04:21 PM »

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