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Title: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2007, 06:47:14 PM
It's a tiny video on Yahoo! (http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/a/Aliens-Vs-Predator-Requiem/index-3687454.html), and I still think some of it reeks of a Sci-Fi Original Picture but I applaud its use of its R-rating by killing children.
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 11, 2007, 06:53:07 PM
Does it take place in the future or modern times like the first one?
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2007, 06:53:41 PM
It takes place modern day in a small town in Texas.  It's basically FlameOfCallandor: The Movie.
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 11, 2007, 06:56:52 PM
Wow that looked really bad.
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2007, 06:58:31 PM
I wouldn't expect FlameOfCallandor: The Movie to be high brow!
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 11, 2007, 06:59:46 PM
I wouldn't expect FlameOfCallandor: The Movie to be high brow!

It would be if it was directed by James Cameron.
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2007, 07:00:23 PM
James Cameron wouldn't make FlameOfCallandor: The Movie.  The best you could hope for is McG or that guy that makes all the Saw sequels.
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 11, 2007, 07:01:32 PM
James Cameron wouldn't make FlameOfCallandor: The Movie.  The best you could hope for is McG or that guy that makes all the Saw sequels.

Hmm, isnt McG could make "We are Flameofcallandor"
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2007, 07:03:17 PM
Killing children? Ok I will watch this. Not enough children get killed on film
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2007, 07:09:16 PM
Killing children? Ok I will watch this. Not enough children get killed on film

Exactly.  Any major film release that kills children is a mandatory viewing in my eyes.  We need to support more children killed on film.

Also, the best child death is John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13.
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2007, 07:12:32 PM
Haha, I found the clip!

[youtube=425,350]t9VqlvPT640[/youtube]

She wanted vanilla twist, but she found... death!
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2007, 07:14:05 PM
Macaulay Culkin in My Girl was the first time I realized I wasn't innocent and could die like anyone else  :o


EDIT:  :lol :lol :lol ok I NEED to see that movie
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2007, 07:15:14 PM
Maybe she shouldn't have been such a bitch and that gang member wouldn't have had to ice her!
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2007, 07:16:20 PM
I was eating tomato soup when I clicked that link, and burnt my tongue laughing  :lol
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: demi on December 11, 2007, 07:42:24 PM
OMG! that clip was amazing :lol
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Barry Egan on December 11, 2007, 07:48:14 PM
She also failed to notice the dead body of the ice cream man!  Maybe if she wasn't in such a raging ice cream frenzy she'd still have her life.
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 11, 2007, 08:09:33 PM
I think I'll skip this and just watch Enchanted again.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
j/k, I'll watch it, but I'll probably feel bad about it later
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Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 11, 2007, 08:40:34 PM
that clip ruled
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Shuri on December 11, 2007, 08:59:06 PM
how the fuck did a single blast from the Pred's shoulder cannon do that.It fucked punched a hole thru the whole spaceship.
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Gay Boy on December 11, 2007, 09:35:13 PM
 :lol

I admit I'd probably see that if there wasn't already a fuckton movies that week I wanna see (Juno, There Will Be Blood, charlie wilson's war all christmas weekend)
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 11, 2007, 09:48:30 PM
I'll probably see it because I'm by myself for Christmas - no family, no store.  Need something to fill the time.  Chinese food and movie theater!  It's the Jewish way!
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: GilloD on December 11, 2007, 10:02:55 PM
It's almost a new "GARBAGE DAY"
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2007, 01:52:32 AM
:lol

I admit I'd probably see that if there wasn't already a fuckton movies that week I wanna see (Juno, There Will Be Blood, charlie wilson's war all christmas weekend)

Just wait until it hits the $1 theaters. That way you have plenty of time to watch all those better movies first, you won't have to pay full price for a crappy movie, and you still get to see kids get blown away on the big screen. It's a win-win situation!
Title: Re: First 5 minutes of ALIEN vs PREDATOR: IN THIS ONE CHILDREN DIE online
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 12, 2007, 01:58:54 AM
I wonder if there were multiple takes of the girl getting shot. It seemed like that was essentially a paint gun; I wonder if there's some long lost take of the guy shooting her in the face with it.  :lol