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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 04:49:56 PM

Title: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 04:49:56 PM
Just got an email from the University of Manitoba

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It is my pleasure to inform you that you will be receiving a letter in the mail offering you a seat in the September 2008 class at The University of Manitoba Faculty of Law. The letter will outline the steps you must take to accept this offer and will provide you with information on Robson Hall's programs and services. <snip>

This calls for a drink.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 19, 2007, 04:50:52 PM
How much will it cost?
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 04:51:12 PM
How much will it cost?
50 kilo's of gold.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: demi on December 19, 2007, 04:57:57 PM
Thank God.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Smooth Groove on December 19, 2007, 04:59:11 PM
Congrats!  Have as much as fun as you can before school starts.  And get ready to beat off the gold diggers.  
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 04:59:48 PM
How much will it cost?
50 kilo's of gold.
I said Manitoba, not Yale. Tuition is only about 11 ounces of gold, or $8500.

Thank God.
Is there a reason why you are trolling me?

I have some prozac and a few 6 packs here if you need em.


I do. Give me give me.

Congrats!  Have as much as fun as you can before school starts.  And get ready to beat off the gold diggers. 
They're not taking my gold!
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2007, 05:23:06 PM
so we don't have to hear you whine anymore?  ::)

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really, congrats!! :-*  let me blow you
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Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 05:25:40 PM
so we don't have to hear you whine anymore?  ::)

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really, congrats!! :-*  let me blow you
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Don't worry. I still have plenty to whine about.

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Wait in line
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The line begins and ends with you
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Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2007, 05:28:22 PM
i'm ready

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got my lipstick on
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Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 19, 2007, 05:34:52 PM
Congrats, bitchcakes.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Tauntaun on December 19, 2007, 05:40:43 PM
YAAAAAAAAAY!  Congrats dude! :hyper
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2007, 05:54:47 PM
This at least delays the suicide for a little while, right?
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2007, 05:58:13 PM
Awesome, grats man. What was your GPA also, btw? My buddy got into USC's law school with like a 2.8, but a 178 LSAT score. smh
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2007, 06:01:36 PM
If this doesn't get you laid in a week you should be ashamed of yourself.

I'm sure he's already ashamed of himself.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 06:04:06 PM
Congrats, bitchcakes.
YAAAAAAAAAY!  Congrats dude! :hyper
Thanks.

This at least delays the suicide for a little while, right?
At least a week. Maybe two. If Ottawa writes maybe a month.


If this doesn't get you laid in a week you should be ashamed of yourself.
It won't and I already am. So...

Awesome, grats man. What was your GPA also, btw? My buddy got into USC's law school with like a 2.8, but a 178 LSAT score. smh
3.3

MORE ashamed then.

Not possible.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2007, 06:08:44 PM
Did you apply to any American colleges?
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 06:09:18 PM
Well, at least you can bail Arvie out when a cop picks him up for entering a truckstop with his cravat on.
I think prison will do him some good. And it will give him the training he needs to be White Man's sex butler.

Did you apply to any American colleges?
No. I was only going to apply if I had a really insane LSAT score. No way am I paying $30,000+ in tuition.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Fresh Prince on December 19, 2007, 06:11:50 PM
50 kilo's of gold.
:lol

Congrats Malek now you can move on to the real drugs.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 06:12:42 PM
50 kilo's of gold.
:lol

Congrats Malek now you can move on to the real drugs.

I can't move to cocaine until I'm an actual lawyer.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 06:14:57 PM
What was your lsat score?

See sig.  :'( Lower than all 30+ practice tests (not including the diagnostic).
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2007, 07:43:48 PM
Manitoba!?  You should have just bit the bullet last year and joined the UofS!!!

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Congratulations.
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You can tell I really mean it because I went to all the trouble of actually spelling congratulations correctly.
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Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 07:45:02 PM
Manitoba!?  You should have just bit the bullet last year and joined the UofS!!!

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Congratulations.
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You can tell I really mean it because I went to all the trouble of actually spelling congratulations correctly.
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Congratulations on your correct spelling.

U of S? What and represent pig farmers? They're far too dangerous.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2007, 07:48:42 PM
Manitoba!?  You should have just bit the bullet last year and joined the UofS!!!

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Congratulations.
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You can tell I really mean it because I went to all the trouble of actually spelling congratulations correctly.
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Congratulations on your correct spelling.

U of S? What and represent pig farmers? They're far too dangerous.

Yes I guess the wheat farmers of Manitoba are much richer.   
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 07:51:23 PM
Manitoba!?  You should have just bit the bullet last year and joined the UofS!!!

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Congratulations.
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You can tell I really mean it because I went to all the trouble of actually spelling congratulations correctly.
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Congratulations on your correct spelling.

U of S? What and represent pig farmers? They're far too dangerous.

Yes I guess the wheat farmers of Manitoba are much richer.   
:maf
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
Congrats Malek! Good to hear everythang worked out, I remember when the whole "LSAT ISN"T PASS OR FAIL" situation.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2007, 08:06:44 PM
are you going to be a resident there malek? or are you going to live off campus. 
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 08:10:44 PM
Congrats Malek! Good to hear everythang worked out, I remember when the whole "LSAT ISN"T PASS OR FAIL" situation.

Thanks.

AND IT IS NOT A PASS OR FAIL TEST!  :maf

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are you going to be a resident there malek? or are you going to live off campus. 
I might not even go to Manitoba. I'm still hoping I get accepted into Queen's or Western. But if I go to the University of MAN then I will live off campus.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2007, 08:14:12 PM
Well if your going to live off campus I hear Saskatoon is nice  :P


Where does Man rank in terms of schools?  I have never heard anyone talk about it. 
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 08:21:13 PM
Well if your going to live off campus I hear Saskatoon is nice  :P


Where does Man rank in terms of schools?  I have never heard anyone talk about it. 


Macleans magazine ranks MAN 11th overall and fifth in their elite firm hiring ranking.

1. Toronto
2. McGill
3. Osgoode
t-4. Dalhousie
t-4. Ottawa
t-4. Queen's
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 08:22:54 PM
what type of law are you going into
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 08:24:55 PM
what type of law are you going into


Corporate law. I really don’t have to decide until my second year.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: bagofeyes on December 19, 2007, 08:27:44 PM
Congrats. How many years is it?
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 08:57:50 PM
Congrats. How many years is it?
Thanks.
Three years.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2007, 08:58:45 PM
what type of law are you going into


Corporate law. I really don’t have to decide until my second year.

Interesting. I've been thinking about entering law school for that, after I get my MBA. Haven't decided yet
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Christopher on December 19, 2007, 08:59:01 PM
Go Malek!

Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 08:59:53 PM
Now to get a girlfriend. If I do, I know I'll get hit by a truck the next day.  :-\
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2007, 09:18:48 PM
Not a truck that would be to random and Destiny has her careful hand guiding the events of your life. It will be an airplane - while your in your home.  Also the airplane will go down because it was hit by lighting.  Lightning made by terrorists. 
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2007, 09:19:05 PM
I think "Future Lawyer" instead of "Aspiring Lawyer" should get you some foo foo. Time to market yourself Malek (and follow Mike's lead, be a cravat wearing lawyer please)
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 09:40:05 PM
I think "Future Lawyer" instead of "Aspiring Lawyer" should get you some foo foo. Time to market yourself Malek (and follow Mike's lead, be a cravat wearing lawyer please)
I'm not into men.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 09:56:08 PM
Now to get a girlfriend. If I do, I know I'll get hit by a truck the next day.  :-\

www.match.com find a nice fatty who wants 5 kids
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:00:55 PM
But I don't want fatties and I don't want kids.  :-\ Are you saying that's all I can hope for and all I can ever get? I'm not saying you are wrong but  :'(
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Fresh Prince on December 19, 2007, 10:02:47 PM
http://seoulover.blogs.com/westlaw/files/being_a_happy_lawyer.pdf

From GAF. Welcome to more pain.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:02:47 PM
But I don't want fatties and I don't want kids.  :-\ Are you saying that's all I can hope for and all I can ever get? I'm not saying you are wrong but  :'(
Desperate men settle for less!
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:05:52 PM
http://seoulover.blogs.com/westlaw/files/being_a_happy_lawyer.pdf

From GAF. Welcome to more pain.
But I'm already unhappy and unethical.

But I don't want fatties and I don't want kids.  :-\ Are you saying that's all I can hope for and all I can ever get? I'm not saying you are wrong but  :'(
Desperate men settle for less!

Men without porn and without hands...
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 19, 2007, 10:07:23 PM
congrats, malek.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:10:26 PM
congrats, malek.

Thanks. I am going to represent all the posters you abused and trolled throughout the years in a class action law suit. That should pay off my debts and buy me a trophy wife.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 19, 2007, 10:11:22 PM
:o oh dear
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:12:28 PM
:o oh dear
I am going to sue the pants off of you. Of course, if you were willing to take off your pants voluntarily...  :-*
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 19, 2007, 10:14:31 PM
:o oh my!
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:14:37 PM
Malek I think ChristianSingles.com is more up your alley.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:16:04 PM
Malek I think ChristianSingles.com is more up your alley.
I'm going to go to school at Windsor just so I can cross the border and mess your fruity hair up.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2007, 10:25:07 PM
:o oh dear
I am going to sue the pants off of you. Of course, if you were willing to take off your pants voluntarily...  :-*

So your excuse for not being the Cravat Lawyer was all a lie!  I sure hope you pay more attention to what you say in the courtroom, or Drinky will walk away a freeman.   
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:26:38 PM
:o oh dear
I am going to sue the pants off of you. Of course, if you were willing to take off your pants voluntarily...  :-*

So your excuse for not being the Cravat Lawyer was all a lie!  I sure hope you pay more attention to what you say in the courtroom, or Drinky will walk away a freeman.   
I said that I wasn't into men. I said nothing about gods.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 19, 2007, 10:29:34 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: xnikki118x on December 19, 2007, 11:40:03 PM
Hooray! Congratulations!
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2007, 02:05:37 AM
congrats  :D
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: brawndolicious on December 20, 2007, 02:09:29 AM
congratulations.  and you'd look good with a cravat.
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 20, 2007, 02:47:06 AM
Malek I think ChristianSingles.com is more up your alley.
I'm going to go to school at Windsor just so I can cross the border and mess your fruity hair up.

I've been to Windsor. Almost drowned. FUN TIMES

If you're ever in Michigan hit me up so we can hang
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Mondain on December 20, 2007, 04:33:37 PM
wouldn't a university located in Quebec be even cheaper when it comes to tuition, and still give you the same law degree?

I've just gotten my acceptance letter for the next semester, and tuition is like a thousand dollars, no more
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Mandark on December 20, 2007, 04:36:31 PM
Congratulations.

Glad to hear you finally passed the LSAT!
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2007, 04:57:35 PM
wouldn't a university located in Quebec be even cheaper when it comes to tuition, and still give you the same law degree?

I've just gotten my acceptance letter for the next semester, and tuition is like a thousand dollars, no more
Then you should know that:

1. You have to study Quebec civil law at all Quebec law schools. Which means a useless degree in Quebec civil law or a joint degree, which takes four years at McGill.
2. You have to speak fluent French.
3. The only decent law school in Quebec is McGill, and I had no chance of getting in.
4. Quebec schools don't require the LSAT. Why did i bother wasting so much time? The school better look at my mediocre LSAT score.
5. I'll gain fifty pounds just because of poutine.

Congratulations.

Glad to hear you finally passed the LSAT!
You bastard...  :'(

Malek I think ChristianSingles.com is more up your alley.
I'm going to go to school at Windsor just so I can cross the border and mess your fruity hair up.

I've been to Windsor. Almost drowned. FUN TIMES

If you're ever in Michigan hit me up so we can hang
Black men can't swim.

Yeah, for sure.

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Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2007, 05:41:48 PM
Wait Mondain, how did you get accepted into law school? You haven't even completed your first semester of undergrad!
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Mondain on December 20, 2007, 05:57:52 PM
the first semester is complete now, but where did the post state that I applied for a law degree? this was just a general example to show how cheap university tuitions were here

the letter was to confirm that my course choices for the second semester were approved
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2007, 06:05:51 PM
the first semester is complete now, but where did the post state that I applied for a law degree? this was just a general example to show how cheap university tuitions were here

the letter was to confirm that my course choices for the second semester were approved
"I've just gotten my acceptance letter" That threw me off. If you are already in a school than you can't really be getting an acceptance letter...

Undergrad tuition is lower than law school tuition. Also, Quebec school charge out of province students substantially more. McGill is still a steal. 
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Barry Egan on December 20, 2007, 06:11:48 PM
hey good luck man. Forget Prozac: Find a hookup for dexedrine asap
Title: Re: I'm going to law school
Post by: Loki on December 20, 2007, 11:12:09 PM
Congrats, Malek. :)  That must be a weight off your shoulders.