Author Topic: I'm going to law school (Read 7350 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** December 19, 2007, 04:49:56 PM »

Just got an email from the University of Manitoba

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It is my pleasure to inform you that you will be receiving a letter in the mail offering you a seat in the September 2008 class at The University of Manitoba Faculty of Law. The letter will outline the steps you must take to accept this offer and will provide you with information on Robson Hall's programs and services. <snip>

This calls for a drink.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #1 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:50:52 PM »

How much will it cost?

Gay Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:51:12 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 19, 2007, 04:50:52 PM

How much will it cost?

50 kilo's of gold.

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:57:57 PM »

Thank God.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:59:11 PM »

Congrats! Have as much as fun as you can before school starts. And get ready to beat off the gold diggers.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 19, 2007, 04:59:48 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 04:51:12 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 19, 2007, 04:50:52 PM
How much will it cost?
50 kilo's of gold.

I said Manitoba, not Yale. Tuition is only about 11 ounces of gold, or $8500.

Quote from: demi on December 19, 2007, 04:57:57 PM

Thank God.

Is there a reason why you are trolling me?

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on December 19, 2007, 04:59:01 PM

I have some prozac and a few 6 packs here if you need em.

I do. Give me give me.

Quote from: Smooth Groove on December 19, 2007, 04:59:11 PM

Congrats! Have as much as fun as you can before school starts. And get ready to beat off the gold diggers.

They're not taking my gold!

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:23:06 PM »

so we don't have to hear you whine anymore?

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really, congrats!!

let me blow you

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:25:40 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 19, 2007, 05:23:06 PM

so we don't have to hear you whine anymore?

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really, congrats!! let me blow you
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Don't worry. I still have plenty to whine about.

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Wait in line

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The line begins and ends with you

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Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:28:22 PM »

i'm ready

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got my lipstick on

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:34:52 PM »

Congrats, bitchcakes.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:40:43 PM »

YAAAAAAAAAY! Congrats dude!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:54:47 PM »

This at least delays the suicide for a little while, right?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** December 19, 2007, 05:58:13 PM »

Awesome, grats man. What was your GPA also, btw? My buddy got into USC's law school with like a 2.8, but a 178 LSAT score. smh

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 19, 2007, 05:57:42 PM

If this doesn't get you laid in a week you should be ashamed of yourself.

I'm sure he's already ashamed of himself.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:04:06 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on December 19, 2007, 05:34:52 PM

Congrats, bitchcakes.

Quote from: Tauntaun on December 19, 2007, 05:40:43 PM

YAAAAAAAAAY! Congrats dude!

Thanks.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 19, 2007, 05:54:47 PM

This at least delays the suicide for a little while, right?

At least a week. Maybe two. If Ottawa writes maybe a month.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 19, 2007, 05:57:42 PM

If this doesn't get you laid in a week you should be ashamed of yourself.

It won't and I already am. So...

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2007, 05:58:13 PM

Awesome, grats man. What was your GPA also, btw? My buddy got into USC's law school with like a 2.8, but a 178 LSAT score. smh

3.3

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 19, 2007, 06:02:14 PM

MORE ashamed then.

Not possible.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:08:44 PM »

Did you apply to any American colleges?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:09:18 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 19, 2007, 06:08:02 PM

Well, at least you can bail Arvie out when a cop picks him up for entering a truckstop with his cravat on.

I think prison will do him some good. And it will give him the training he needs to be White Man's sex butler.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 19, 2007, 06:08:44 PM

Did you apply to any American colleges?

No. I was only going to apply if I had a really insane LSAT score. No way am I paying $30,000+ in tuition.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 04:51:12 PM

50 kilo's of gold.

Congrats Malek now you can move on to the real drugs.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:12:42 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on December 19, 2007, 06:11:50 PM

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 04:51:12 PM
50 kilo's of gold.

Congrats Malek now you can move on to the real drugs.

I can't move to cocaine until I'm an actual lawyer.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2007, 06:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 19, 2007, 06:13:31 PM

What was your lsat score?

See sig. :'( Lower than all 30+ practice tests (not including the diagnostic).

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:43:48 PM »

Manitoba!? You should have just bit the bullet last year and joined the UofS!!!

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Congratulations.

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You can tell I really mean it because I went to all the trouble of actually spelling congratulations correctly.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:45:02 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 19, 2007, 07:43:48 PM

Manitoba!? You should have just bit the bullet last year and joined the UofS!!!

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Congratulations.
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Congratulations on your correct spelling.

U of S? What and represent pig farmers? They're far too dangerous.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 07:45:02 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 19, 2007, 07:43:48 PM
Manitoba!? You should have just bit the bullet last year and joined the UofS!!!

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Congratulations.
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You can tell I really mean it because I went to all the trouble of actually spelling congratulations correctly.
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Congratulations on your correct spelling.

U of S? What and represent pig farmers? They're far too dangerous.

Yes I guess the wheat farmers of Manitoba are much richer.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** December 19, 2007, 07:51:23 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 19, 2007, 07:48:42 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on December 19, 2007, 07:43:48 PM
Manitoba!? You should have just bit the bullet last year and joined the UofS!!!

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Congratulations.
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You can tell I really mean it because I went to all the trouble of actually spelling congratulations correctly.
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Congratulations on your correct spelling.

U of S? What and represent pig farmers? They're far too dangerous.

Yes I guess the wheat farmers of Manitoba are much richer.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:00:08 PM »

Congrats Malek! Good to hear everythang worked out, I remember when the whole "LSAT ISN"T PASS OR FAIL" situation.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:06:44 PM »

are you going to be a resident there malek? or are you going to live off campus.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:10:44 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2007, 08:00:08 PM

Congrats Malek! Good to hear everythang worked out, I remember when the whole "LSAT ISN"T PASS OR FAIL" situation.

Thanks.

AND IT IS NOT A PASS OR FAIL TEST!

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Quote from: Father_Mike on December 19, 2007, 08:06:44 PM

are you going to be a resident there malek? or are you going to live off campus.

I might not even go to Manitoba. I'm still hoping I get accepted into Queen's or Western. But if I go to the University of MAN then I will live off campus.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:14:12 PM »

Well if your going to live off campus I hear Saskatoon is nice

Where does Man rank in terms of schools? I have never heard anyone talk about it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #28 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:21:13 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 19, 2007, 08:14:12 PM

Well if your going to live off campus I hear Saskatoon is nice

Where does Man rank in terms of schools? I have never heard anyone talk about it.

Macleans magazine ranks MAN 11th overall and fifth in their elite firm hiring ranking.

1. Toronto
2. McGill
3. Osgoode
t-4. Dalhousie
t-4. Ottawa
t-4. Queen's

Gay Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:22:54 PM »

what type of law are you going into

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 08:22:54 PM

what type of law are you going into

Corporate law. I really don’t have to decide until my second year.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #31 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:27:44 PM »

Congrats. How many years is it?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:57:50 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on December 19, 2007, 08:27:44 PM

Congrats. How many years is it?

Thanks.
Three years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:58:45 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 08:24:55 PM

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 08:22:54 PM
what type of law are you going into

Corporate law. I really don’t have to decide until my second year.

Interesting. I've been thinking about entering law school for that, after I get my MBA. Haven't decided yet

Christopher · « **Reply #34 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:59:01 PM »

Go Malek!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** December 19, 2007, 08:59:53 PM »

Now to get a girlfriend. If I do, I know I'll get hit by a truck the next day. $:-\$

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** December 19, 2007, 09:18:48 PM »

Not a truck that would be to random and Destiny has her careful hand guiding the events of your life. It will be an airplane - while your in your home. Also the airplane will go down because it was hit by lighting. Lightning made by terrorists.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** December 19, 2007, 09:19:05 PM »

I think "Future Lawyer" instead of "Aspiring Lawyer" should get you some foo foo. Time to market yourself Malek (and follow Mike's lead, be a cravat wearing lawyer please)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #38 on:** December 19, 2007, 09:40:05 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 19, 2007, 09:19:05 PM

I think "Future Lawyer" instead of "Aspiring Lawyer" should get you some foo foo. Time to market yourself Malek (and follow Mike's lead, be a cravat wearing lawyer please)

I'm not into men.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 19, 2007, 09:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 08:59:53 PM

Now to get a girlfriend. If I do, I know I'll get hit by a truck the next day. $:-\$

www.match.com find a nice fatty who wants 5 kids

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:00:55 PM »

But I don't want fatties and I don't want kids. $:-\$ Are you saying that's all I can hope for and all I can ever get? I'm not saying you are wrong but :'(

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #41 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:02:47 PM »

http://seoulover.blogs.com/westlaw/files/being_a_happy_lawyer.pdf

From GAF. Welcome to more pain.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 10:00:55 PM

But I don't want fatties and I don't want kids. $:-\$ Are you saying that's all I can hope for and all I can ever get? I'm not saying you are wrong but :'(

Desperate men settle for less!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:05:52 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on December 19, 2007, 10:02:47 PM

http://seoulover.blogs.com/westlaw/files/being_a_happy_lawyer.pdf

From GAF. Welcome to more pain.

But I'm already unhappy and unethical.

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Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 10:00:55 PM
But I don't want fatties and I don't want kids. $:-\$ Are you saying that's all I can hope for and all I can ever get? I'm not saying you are wrong but :'(
Desperate men settle for less!

Men without porn and without hands...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:07:23 PM »

congrats, malek.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:10:26 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 19, 2007, 10:07:23 PM

congrats, malek.

Thanks. I am going to represent all the posters you abused and trolled throughout the years in a class action law suit. That should pay off my debts and buy me a trophy wife.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #46 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:11:22 PM »

oh dear

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #47 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:12:28 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 19, 2007, 10:11:22 PM

oh dear

I am going to sue the pants off of you. Of course, if you were willing to take off your pants voluntarily...

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #48 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:14:31 PM »

oh my!

Gay Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:14:37 PM »

Malek I think ChristianSingles.com is more up your alley.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #50 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:16:04 PM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:14:37 PM

Malek I think ChristianSingles.com is more up your alley.

I'm going to go to school at Windsor just so I can cross the border and mess your fruity hair up.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #51 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:25:07 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 10:12:28 PM

Quote from: Professor Prole on December 19, 2007, 10:11:22 PM
oh dear
I am going to sue the pants off of you. Of course, if you were willing to take off your pants voluntarily...

So your excuse for not being the Cravat Lawyer was all a lie! I sure hope you pay more attention to what you say in the courtroom, or Drinky will walk away a freeman.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #52 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:26:38 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 19, 2007, 10:25:07 PM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 10:12:28 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on December 19, 2007, 10:11:22 PM
oh dear
I am going to sue the pants off of you. Of course, if you were willing to take off your pants voluntarily...

So your excuse for not being the Cravat Lawyer was all a lie! I sure hope you pay more attention to what you say in the courtroom, or Drinky will walk away a freeman.

I said that I wasn't into men. I said nothing about gods.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #53 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:29:34 PM »

xnikki118x · « **Reply #54 on:** December 19, 2007, 11:40:03 PM »

Hooray! Congratulations!

Himu · « **Reply #55 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:05:37 AM »

congrats

brawndolicious · « **Reply #56 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:09:29 AM »

congratulations. and you'd look good with a cravat.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:47:06 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on December 19, 2007, 10:16:04 PM

Quote from: Gay Boy on December 19, 2007, 10:14:37 PM
Malek I think ChristianSingles.com is more up your alley.
I'm going to go to school at Windsor just so I can cross the border and mess your fruity hair up.

I've been to Windsor. Almost drowned. FUN TIMES

If you're ever in Michigan hit me up so we can hang

Mondain · « **Reply #58 on:** December 20, 2007, 04:33:37 PM »

wouldn't a university located in Quebec be even cheaper when it comes to tuition, and still give you the same law degree?

I've just gotten my acceptance letter for the next semester, and tuition is like a thousand dollars, no more

Mandark · « **Reply #59 on:** December 20, 2007, 04:36:31 PM »

Congratulations.

Glad to hear you finally passed the LSAT!

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Author Topic: I'm going to law school (Read 7350 times)