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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on December 27, 2007, 12:08:38 AM

Title: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 27, 2007, 12:08:38 AM
pd's cinematic distinguished mentally-challenged in another thread led me, strangely, to this tangent. in his post, he remarked that his family quoted "aliens" more than any other, which i took to mean that his home-schooled degenerate siblings frequently emitted pitch-shifted cougar squeals while defecating on the couch or occasionally roused themselves from post-meth slumbers to weakly offer "game over, maaaan...game over..."

i'd venture that among my family and friends -- none of which are home-schooled, although that would seem a reflexive definition, i.e. they wouldn't be my friends if they WERE home-schooled -- "the big lebowski" is by far and away the most quoted. usually we get "you're like a child who has wandered into a theatre, donny", "the war is over, lebowski, and the bums lost" (also "i say 'get a job, sir!'"), "nobody fucks with the jesus", "i'll suck your cock for a thousand bucks", countless takes on "shut the fuck up, donny", and the ever popular "this is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

runner up is caligula, thanks to tvc: rarely does a lunch go by without "proculus, you ARE a virgin!" or "if all of rome had just one throat..."

what's yer quotes, fagbags? if anyone picks star wars, G T F O
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 27, 2007, 12:13:28 AM
Yeah, Aliens and True Grit are most quoted among the folks. Perhaps the most used line is "someone wake Hicks up!"

While camping: "every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune. I love the core"

Before bible class: "lets roll!"

Mid-way through April: "I dunno if you've been keeping up with current events but we just got our asses kicked"

Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: CajoleJuice on December 27, 2007, 12:17:25 AM
Is this limited just to movies? TV shows are probably quoted much more by my friends and family (Seinfeld, AD)

Anyhow, The Big Lebowski is fairly high up there, as are Arnold lines (from various movies). I really can't think of any particular movies that are quoted regularly nowadays.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 27, 2007, 12:18:23 AM
"Calmer than you, dude"
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2007, 12:18:50 AM
I've got everyone on a Pan's Labyrinth kick, so people have been speaking Spanish in an innocent Ofeila-like voice for days...

"Hola!"

"Buenos noches!"

My best friends probably quote two three things more than anything else:

"He's flying on rooftops!" - Batman Begins
"That's right, Ice. I am dangerous!" - Top Gun
"I like money." - Idiocracy
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Oblivion on December 27, 2007, 12:20:46 AM
"I like money." - Idiocracy

Best movie ever. :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: BobbyRobby on December 27, 2007, 12:30:20 AM
When I start driving fast I'll sometimes say, "Let's see if these bastards can do 90."  If someone tells me they love me, I'll sometimes say, "I know."    And I really want to someday yell, "God, I LOOOVE BEING A TUUUUURRTLEEEEE!!," during sex.   

I quote LOST and Arrested Development a lot, way more often than I quote movies.

Edit: If I'm in the right company, I will quote GI JOE the movie a lot.  So many great quotes.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 27, 2007, 12:36:28 AM
I can't recall the name of the documentary off hand but we were watching some film on the inner-city and there was some 40 year old guy named Split P that died "battle dancing" outside the Honey Hole trying to do a flip.  After they give a run down on what happened they turn the camera to one of the guys that was watching and he said "Well, that's watcha get when ya battle dance."

I don't know why we all think that's funny.  It just is damnit.  I don't think there isn't a day that goes by that we don't say that line at least once for just about any circumstance.  Have to go visit Angie's parents?  Well that's watcha get for battle dancin'.  Walk the dog?  Battle dance.  Going to the store?  Well then make sure to stop over by the Honey Hole and battle dance.

Not really at all what you're looking for, but that's what's going on over here.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 27, 2007, 12:38:50 AM
SHIT HAPPENS. THEN YOU BATTLE DANCE.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Mupepe on December 27, 2007, 12:50:22 AM
I can't recall the name of the documentary off hand but we were watching some film on the inner-city and there was some 40 year old guy named Split P that died "battle dancing" outside the Honey Hole trying to do a flip.  After they give a run down on what happened they turn the camera to one of the guys that was watching and he said "Well, that's watcha get when ya battle dance."

I don't know why we all think that's funny.  It just is damnit.  I don't think there isn't a day that goes by that we don't say that line at least once for just about any circumstance.  Have to go visit Angie's parents?  Well that's watcha get for battle dancin'.  Walk the dog?  Battle dance.  Going to the store?  Well then make sure to stop over by the Honey Hole and battle dance.

Not really at all what you're looking for, but that's what's going on over here.
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Shuri on December 27, 2007, 12:55:30 AM
For some reasons, Coming to America has been found to be very quotable here
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 27, 2007, 01:29:40 AM
I tend to quote Clone High all the goddamn time.

Ghandi's glass-shattering "Say whAAaAaaAaaAaAaat!"
ending sentences with "Wesley"
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedies!
Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
I'm anti-violence, not anti-comedy.
Here at __________, we eat our mistakes. MANGEZ LA VERRE!!
Hey, buddy. Friend. Pal. Amigo. Compadre. Chum. Buster.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Mondain on December 27, 2007, 01:36:43 AM
For some reasons, Coming to America has been found to be very quotable here

You've forgotten "Slap Shot".
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 27, 2007, 01:48:41 AM
My friends back in Atlanta and I would definitely quote The Big Lebowski at each other a lot.  But then again, we were all such big movie distinguished mentally-challenged fellows we would kind of play a game where we would try to stump each other with movie quotes.  I won a lot of stump battles right after Idiocracy came out, let me tell you.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Solo on December 27, 2007, 08:42:29 AM
Scarface is a bag of shit, but Ill be damned if it isnt quotable as hell.

YOU FUCKIN WIT ME, YOU FUCKIN WIT DA BEST
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Yeti on December 27, 2007, 08:06:13 PM
I tend to quote Clone High all the goddamn time.

Ghandi's glass-shattering "Say whAAaAaaAaaAaAaat!"
ending sentences with "Wesley"
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedies!
Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!
I'm anti-violence, not anti-comedy.
Here at __________, we eat our mistakes. MANGEZ LA VERRE!!
Hey, buddy. Friend. Pal. Amigo. Compadre. Chum. Buster.

Man, is there any hope of this show coming to DVD?
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 27, 2007, 09:04:31 PM
My sister likes to quote Spaceballs a lot. Especially the part where Yogurt shows his wares.  :-*
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 27, 2007, 09:07:16 PM
As an aside, my room mate and I will often respond to "What's that?" with IT'S G'S BLOOD!
House of the Dead 2 is so quotable.  :lol
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: drew on December 27, 2007, 10:35:00 PM
My Dad pulls Locke quotes out of nowhere ever since he saw season 1 this past summer.

It's embarrassing.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: etiolate on December 27, 2007, 11:25:58 PM
My sister likes to quote Spaceballs a lot. Especially the part where Yogurt shows his wares.  :-*

I approve of this sister.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 27, 2007, 11:46:13 PM
We probably quote Futurama more than anything. I've used the Bathroom exchange more than once:

Fry: Where's the bathroom?
Bender: The what room?
Fry: The bathroom.
Bender: The bath what?
Fry: The bathroom.
Bender: The what what?

Me and brother will toss around Mystery Science Theater 3000 quotes sometimes too.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: drohne on December 27, 2007, 11:51:06 PM
it used to be reservoir dogs. and not really quotations that have any place in a sane conversation.

'how bout a little remy martin'

'she was a good little thief'

'dick dick dick dick dick dick dick'

'buddy, i am gonna shoot you in the FACE'

'shit your pants and dive in'

'cause you're a taco, alright'
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 27, 2007, 11:52:14 PM
My sister likes to quote Spaceballs a lot. Especially the part where Yogurt shows his wares.  :-*

I approve of this sister.
She'll throw out the Ludacrious Speed one every once in a while. I hear that the Spaceballs DVD has a special feature where the movie plays in Ludacrious Speed; from start to finish, it takes less than 30 seconds.  :lol
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on December 27, 2007, 11:57:11 PM
My Dad pulls Locke quotes out of nowhere ever since he saw season 1 this past summer.

It's embarrassing.

What the hell does Locke say in season 1 that's worth repeating?  All I can remember is a bunch of toothy grins and some knife throwin'. 

Tell him to start memorizing some of Sawyer's lines.  At least that'd be entertaining.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on December 27, 2007, 11:59:02 PM
Ever since I got my dad Sledge Hammer!: The Complete First Season for Christmas, he blurts out "Trust me, I know what I'm doing!" for no reason.  :lol
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: rodi on December 28, 2007, 02:54:01 PM
"Buenos Dias!"
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 28, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
"Buenos noches!"
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 28, 2007, 03:38:19 PM
Sometimes I like to throw out a "Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: BlackMage on December 29, 2007, 09:53:47 AM
I'll be quoting the departed until the day I die.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Robo on December 29, 2007, 10:35:21 AM
Street Trash, without question.  It's legendary among those in the know 'round these parts.

As an aside, I dare anyone to say this isn't the best goddamn fight scene ever.  Better than They Live.

[youtube=425,350]O5esw1OVkjw[/youtube]
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Stocky on December 29, 2007, 12:27:35 PM
Street Trash, without question.  It's legendary among those in the know 'round these parts.

As an aside, I dare anyone to say this isn't the best goddamn fight scene ever.  Better than They Live.

[youtube=425,350]O5esw1OVkjw[/youtube]

Nope. They Live > *
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on December 29, 2007, 02:18:52 PM
every time we eat corn, my Dad quotes Deliverance.
"That corn is special".
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Bloodwake on December 29, 2007, 03:07:37 PM
Recently, mainly the Departed, although we quote Star Wars quite a lot (OT)

Not any of the usual ones that are quoted to death. For me, it's hard for me to not put the "YOU'LL BE DEAD" after anyone says that they will be careful for some reason. Mainly since I've probably seen Episode IV a total of 300000 times.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: drozmight on December 29, 2007, 03:13:49 PM
My family or I very rarely quote movies. Infact I can't think of anytime that I've heard them do so.


My best friend quotes family guy all the time, to the point where it's almost annoying.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on December 29, 2007, 11:09:03 PM
I was home-schooled and brought up as a Marxist.  My friends and family do not quote movies.  Sometimes we reference them, which isn't the same thing at all.
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 29, 2007, 11:16:31 PM
My tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!
Title: Re: movies quoted most by friends and family
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 29, 2007, 11:39:30 PM
I don't quote anything.  Am I not cool?