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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: demi on January 10, 2008, 05:57:33 PM

Title: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 05:57:33 PM
Kane and Lynch Sells 1 mln
By Kris Graft

SCi Entertainment and subsidiary Eidos said Thursday that Kane and Lynch: Dead Men has sold over 1 million copies at retail since its mid-November launch. The strong global sales essentially guarantee a sequel to the game, which was developed by the studio behind the top-selling Hitman series.

“We anticipate a positive sales trend to continue through the remainder of FY08 and for Kane and Lynch to firmly establish itself as another key franchise for the Group,” said SCi in a statement.

UK-based SCi added that Kane and Lynch's sales-to-date for the comparable period have exceeded those of 2006’s Hitman Blood Money.

Developed by IO Interactive, Kane and Lynch launched on November 13 in the US and November 23 in Europe.

SCi also said that Pony Friends, launched in May 2007, has sold 600,000 units on the Nintendo DS, life-to-date.

The publisher added that Tomb Raider: Anniversary for Wii, which released during the Christmas period, has “performed well” and has received reorders.


http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=8616&Itemid=2
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: MCD on January 10, 2008, 05:59:16 PM
In demi we trust :bow
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 10, 2008, 06:05:35 PM
I guess high sales make things good

transformers, a classic in our time
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: TVC15 on January 10, 2008, 06:07:32 PM
The game is fuck terrible, though.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 06:11:07 PM
So what, doesn't mean you AINT OWNED BIATCH

bu bu bu lets boycott
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 10, 2008, 06:12:58 PM
The game is fuck terrible, though.

As opposed to demi, who's just a terrible fuck.

Or as he's known on GAF, ****.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Shuri on January 10, 2008, 06:17:56 PM
i liked that game.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 10, 2008, 06:19:35 PM
I never boycotted anything, I just had no interest in the game to begin with based on what I saw and read

I remain unowned
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on January 10, 2008, 06:21:39 PM
Its really not bad.  I rather enjoyed it even.  The sequel should be tops.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: disgruntled_jojo on January 10, 2008, 06:25:46 PM
pony friends sequel? plz
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: TVC15 on January 10, 2008, 06:28:28 PM
So what, doesn't mean you AINT OWNED BIATCH

bu bu bu lets boycott

The only reason I am owned is because I paid full price for it!  BITCH.

Worst controls in a game since GunValk. OW MY THUMBS.  A 6.0 was TOO HIGH
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 06:29:04 PM
pwnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzord
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 06:35:49 PM
It sold a million and owned a billion, sure give it a go
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: TVC15 on January 10, 2008, 06:37:43 PM
Should I bother playing this?

It requires relatively frequent thumb stick clicking, and the controls in general are rather loose.  I really, really wanted to like this game because I heard it played a bit like Freedom Fighters.  I guess it does feel somewhat like Freedom Fighters with shitty XTREME characters, godawful controls, and lots of shitty cursing.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2008, 06:47:17 PM
Hurray for **** & ***** and **** Raider. :bow

There's some sandy vaginas over at GAF.  :lol
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 07:12:21 PM
so who got owned exactly?

Anyway Ive played the demo, semmed pretty clunky and B grade but that never stopped me before, the XTREME characters and dialogue were quite fun, and the whole thing was quite over the top. i'll get it if I see it for cheap. Ditto for Stranglehold
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 10, 2008, 07:22:06 PM
PS3 version probably put it over the top. 360 is dead in 08.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 07:31:19 PM
Lots of ownage all around
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 07:31:25 PM
you said it, just wait until the port of Eternal Sonata hits, its going to be a bloodbath
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2008, 07:38:50 PM
Never played the game.  Never had any interest in it.  Time to celebrate though!

Boycott...lololololololololololololololol
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 07:42:03 PM
I think the majority of gaffots stopped playing games a long time ago and just go online to bitch and whine about how butthurt gaming has left them
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 07:43:47 PM
Just another epic pwning by me
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 07:48:15 PM
So, it's like Advent Rising, but people bought the game?  ???
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 07:49:07 PM
So, it's like Advent Rising, but people bought the game?  ???

Both of which sold more than Psychonauts

pwned, i dance circles around you
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on January 10, 2008, 07:54:33 PM
So, it's like Advent Rising, but people bought the game?  ???

Both of which sold more than Psychonauts

pwned, i dance circles around you

:(
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2008, 07:56:31 PM
Lots of ownage all around

It's too bad you're banned demi, you could join us over at GAF and we could all laugh and cavort like the Greeks of old (you know the ones I mean). Today is National LAF at GAF Day!
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: T234 on January 10, 2008, 07:57:17 PM
Don't worry hitler, Advent Rising is still shit.

You wanna play some Marble Blast Ultra later on tonight?
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 08:09:48 PM
I'll play too! Marble Blast Ultra :bow

oh wait fuck microsoft is gay I need to make a thread about my probable gamertag change
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2008, 08:12:05 PM
I'll play too! Marble Blast Ultra :bow

oh wait fuck microsoft is gay I need to make a thread about my probable gamertag change

CockJuice.

Tell them it's named after a hot new chicken smoothie that you've just patented and is currently all the rage in Long Island.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 08:15:06 PM
Chicken smoothie :bow
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 08:33:16 PM
It's such an ass game :\
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: abrader on January 10, 2008, 08:34:27 PM
Man now im tempted to try this :(

I do need to go pick up some Blu Rays - im sure Best Buy has a chartfest title like this in stock.

Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: T234 on January 10, 2008, 08:34:50 PM
Which game kev?
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 08:53:07 PM
I think I'm just gonna go with Cajole. I bet "TheJuice" is taken.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 08:54:58 PM
I think I'm just gonna go with Cajole. I bet "TheJuice" is taken.

Did you ever get in touch with MS? Is that the real problem?
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 08:57:14 PM
Yea, apparently. I'm not sure if I actually got a straight answer...but she did say "offensive" at some point. She also said that it didn't specify why that happened because it's an automatic process. I don't care enough to really pursue it further...although maybe I should sue them like an idiot. I've been using the name online for a bunch of programs/services for years and have never had a problem.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: T234 on January 10, 2008, 09:00:37 PM
Time for me to call Jeff Bell in your stead.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 09:02:23 PM
Haha. I can only imagine this conversation. I've had similar conversations and I almost always fall back on, "I don't think you quite understand!"

Weird though.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 09:03:54 PM
I always feel bad, because I know the person I'm talking to doesn't really have power over the situation. She's looking at a screen that is telling her next to nothing.

Also, before I even called up, I read a Major Nelson blog post and it said how there's really no way to appeal such an action on your gamertag. So I went in with a pretty defeatist attitude, knowing nothing would be done anyhow.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 09:04:44 PM
maybe you shouldnt pick a shitty tag next time
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 09:06:18 PM
Nah, it's just apparently too awesome for XBL. I doubt I'd have trouble on PSN. :bow
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 09:08:52 PM
once again, demi ftw

maybe you should just listen to me more often
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 09:09:24 PM
I listen to you, it just takes me months and/or years to take action.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 09:14:23 PM
JOjuice
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 10, 2008, 09:30:04 PM
name yourself jimmyhat johnson
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2008, 09:32:44 PM
GerstmannOwned
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 09:42:58 PM
JOjuice is official. I wonder how long that will last.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 09:46:04 PM
Both of which sold more than Psychonauts

pwned, i dance circles around you

Who the fuck cares about Psychonauts?
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 10, 2008, 09:56:31 PM
Wait, what was cajole's original tag?
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 09:58:33 PM
<--
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: T234 on January 10, 2008, 10:19:44 PM
Both of which sold more than Psychonauts

pwned, i dance circles around you

Who the fuck cares about Psychonauts?
FIGHTIN WORDS
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 10, 2008, 11:20:48 PM
<--

Olive Garden? Well no wonder they banned that.







;)
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: drew on January 10, 2008, 11:37:38 PM
JOjuice is official. I wonder how long that will last.

 :lol

And demi, what are you on about? When (specifically)  was I, "pwnzzzzzzzzzzord"?
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: demi on January 11, 2008, 12:20:49 AM
JOjuice is official. I wonder how long that will last.

 :lol

And demi, what are you on about? When (specifically)  was I, "pwnzzzzzzzzzzord"?

i dunno. i don't name specifics.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Mondain on January 11, 2008, 06:40:46 AM
Kane & Lynch is a masterpiece
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Kyle on January 11, 2008, 07:50:02 AM
:bow demi :bow
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: Rman on January 11, 2008, 09:23:39 AM
I think the majority of gaffots stopped playing games a long time ago and just go online to bitch and whine about how butthurt gaming has left them

Gaffers, do not represent gaming as whole.  I don't know when some of them are going to let go of that illusion.  If that was the case Shadow of the Colossus would have been a million seller and the Dreamcast would still be a viable platform.
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: abrader on January 11, 2008, 03:00:26 PM
they released a demo of this lastnight on  the PSN - I haven't tried it yet - but im excited to see what this game is about.

Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: abrader on January 12, 2008, 02:33:43 AM
I played the demo just now.

+ It looked alot better than I expected it to look or thought it looked in stills...
+ the music seemed decent as did the sounds, ambience, etc...

- I didnt get the controls at all
- I didnt really have any fun

I would say its fair to try again when i know how to actually shoot/fight something :(

The quality seemed higher than what i expected too...

Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 12, 2008, 03:59:13 AM
KnuckleChildren

or

KnuckleChild
Title: Re: Gerstmann Owned, Internet Owned, Demi FTW - Kane and Lynch sells a million
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 12, 2008, 04:20:43 PM
KnuckleChildren

or

KnuckleChild

Too late, but these are very good possibilities when I inevitably have to change my gamertag again.