So there's this strange, STRANGE kid, with his horse-faced smile and bleeding gums, that's always looking at me and laughing silently to himself. ALWAYS. I think I posted about him here before; he'd always look at my legs and laugh. I never really got why. Well, he's moved up. Literally.
Today before class, he comes up to me and mumbles something incoherent. "WHAT?" I say. He then repeats this line several times and runs to the back of the classroom. I look at the teacher, who gives me a puzzled look and says "He said 'take out your penis.' Just ignore him, he's a weird boy." The kid then spends the rest of the class in the back, by himself, with the same dumb happy look and silently laughs to himself. Uh, okay.
Then in the next class, I "catch" this girl staring at my crotch area more than once. She finally stopped when I stared back. I guess I must have an interesting member.
Are you in 3rd grade?
You winked at her right? RIGHT?
You may be a victim of zipper bulge.
JAPANESE PENIS SO SMALL
STICK IT IN THEIR MOUTH