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I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« on: January 10, 2008, 11:51:26 PM »
So there's this strange, STRANGE kid, with his horse-faced smile and bleeding gums, that's always looking at me and laughing silently to himself.  ALWAYS.  I think I posted about him here before; he'd always look at my legs and laugh.  I never really got why.  Well, he's moved up.  Literally. 

Today before class, he comes up to me and mumbles something incoherent.  "WHAT?"  I say.  He then repeats this line several times and runs to the back of the classroom.  I look at the teacher, who gives me a puzzled look and says "He said 'take out your penis.'   Just ignore him, he's a weird boy."  The kid then spends the rest of the class in the back, by himself, with the same dumb happy look and silently laughs to himself.  Uh, okay.

Then in the next class, I "catch" this girl staring at my crotch area more than once.  She finally stopped when I stared back.  I guess I must have an interesting member.
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2008, 11:53:12 PM »
Post pics.  I will tell you what is up.
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2008, 11:54:29 PM »
 :lol
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2008, 11:54:34 PM »
Are you in 3rd grade?

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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2008, 11:55:21 PM »
You may be a victim of zipper bulge.

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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2008, 11:56:57 PM »
So there's this strange, STRANGE kid, with his horse-faced smile and bleeding gums, that's always looking at me and laughing silently to himself.  ALWAYS.  I think I posted about him here before; he'd always look at my legs and laugh.  I never really got why.  Well, he's moved up.  Literally. 

Today before class, he comes up to me and mumbles something incoherent.  "WHAT?"  I say.  He then repeats this line several times and runs to the back of the classroom.  I look at the teacher, who gives me a puzzled look and says "He said 'take out your penis.'   Just ignore him, he's a weird boy."  The kid then spends the rest of the class in the back, by himself, with the same dumb happy look and silently laughs to himself.  Uh, okay.

Then in the next class, I "catch" this girl staring at my crotch area more than once.  She finally stopped when I stared back.  I guess I must have an interesting member.

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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2008, 12:01:52 AM »
I bet you've got a pretty big bulge.
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2008, 12:04:11 AM »
Japanese children sound very strange
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2008, 12:17:36 AM »
PICS REQUESTED PLEASE  :-[
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2008, 12:19:20 AM »
Thank God I teach high school.
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TVC15

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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 12:19:27 AM »
Come on Lyte, show us your weenis.  Don't be shy.  Here I will post mine first to show it is cool:

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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2008, 12:21:52 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2008, 12:22:34 AM »
I hate the idea that someone actually spent several hours drawing that and then coloring it in.
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2008, 12:23:46 AM »
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2008, 12:23:59 AM »
sounds like they want some white cock
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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2008, 12:30:13 AM »
Ichirou knows what's up, since he too has the MASSIVE GAIJIN PENIS. (pronounced "Pehn- Iss.")

Are you in 3rd grade?

No, I'm an assitant teacher at some Japanese junior high schools and this was an excerpt from the daily wacky hi-jinks I encounter from these little fucking punk bastardsstudents.

You winked at her right? RIGHT?

NO PEDO

You may be a victim of zipper bulge.

Maybe, damn.
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2008, 01:02:32 AM »
JAPANESE PENIS SO SMALL
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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2008, 01:02:48 AM »
STICK IT IN THEIR MOUTH
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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2008, 02:01:22 AM »
JAPANESE PENIS SO SMALL

You have to read this Engrish-style, like "JAPANEESU PEN (like what you write with)-ISU SO UH-SUMORU."

STICK IT IN THEIR MOUTH

Dude, NO PEDO.  Plus like let's say I did do that, okay?  I'd kill them.  It would break a hole in the other side of their heads.  :o

This reminds me of when I first came here, and there was this one group of boys that would run up to me and point to each others' crotches yelling "PEN-ISU!  PEN-ISU!"
« Last Edit: January 11, 2008, 02:03:26 AM by lyte edge »
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« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2008, 03:17:55 AM »
STICK IT IN THEIR MOUTH AND TEAR THEM APART WITH YOUR BIG SEXY GAIJIN DONG
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Re: I must have a pretty interesting penis.
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2008, 03:22:02 AM »
still requesting pics, as resident fatty expert
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« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2008, 03:23:31 AM »
worst thread ever
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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2008, 03:27:50 AM »
Also, Lyte Edge, this romanticization of Japan is disgusting.  You are just trying to lure us innocents over there with the promise of little children that want to put our american penises in their mouth and lick em.  Well I'm not falling for that bullshit again.  Last time I did I wound up getting raped by Che and left behind the YMCA where the chi-mexicans also raped me and squirted HGH in my ass.
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« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2008, 03:38:16 AM »
is that when you found out you were gay tvc
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« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2008, 03:58:37 AM »
"my god i didnt know they could be that small... its amazing!  giggle giggle"

































just messin ;P
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« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2008, 07:00:49 AM »
^same thing, without the just messin part.