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Title: Untraceable looks horrifying
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 14, 2008, 08:52:18 PM: It's the WEBSITE that KILLS... and it can't be traced

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RQVznTRC7JI
Title: Re: Untraceable looks horrifying
Post by: Candyflip on January 14, 2008, 08:56:43 PM: Quote
elvestr66 (1 day ago) Show Hide Reply | Spam
i ate a grape yesterday,when i watched this it puked out.........fuck u
:lol
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 15, 2008, 12:27:12 AM: Yeah, it's an early candidate for worst movie of the year.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 12:29:09 AM: HE'S HACKED INTO MY WIRELESS

HE'S HACKED INTO MY CAR'S ONBOARD NAVIGATION SYSTEM
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Post by: Joe Molotov on January 15, 2008, 12:47:28 AM: I don't know which aspect of the movie I find more ridiculous, a serial killer using a website to kill his victims based on how many hits it gets, or the fact that he can hack anything and that he and his website are "untraceable".
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 12:52:54 AM: Traceable: the Junpei Heat story
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Post by: FancyFeast on January 15, 2008, 12:56:41 AM: Yea I almost puked grapes when I saw the commercial last night. :P
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Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:03:47 AM: www.killwithme.com

If you go to that site you are an accomplice to murder

DO NOT VISIT THE SITE
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:15:53 AM: what the hell happened to diane lane

she used to be hot

now she looks like she's been slow-roasted
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:17:30 AM: She hit her forties and the ugly stick hit her back.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:17:49 AM: I'd still hit it.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:19:19 AM: So would I. But everyone knows that we'd hit pretty much anything with a vagine.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:21:20 AM: renee russo is 53 and i'd still tear it up like a parking ticket

diane lane is 42, and looks like the chicken on a stick at the chinese buffet down the street

i think alcoholic beverages were heavily involved in this transmutation
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Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:22:53 AM: I'd hit both of them. And I'd hit Helen Mirren too, and she's in her sixties. Age ain't nothing but a number, Eel.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:24:04 AM: Has Rene Russo been in a movie that has been released during this millennium?
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:24:52 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:22:53 AM
I'd hit both of them. And I'd hit Helen Mirren too, and she's in her sixties. Age ain't nothing but a number, Eel.

yes but that number has been etched into her leathery skin
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:25:53 AM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 15, 2008, 01:24:04 AM
Has Rene Russo been in a movie that has been released during this millennium?

there are recent photos of her that i have ~~yanked it to~~ seen
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:27:09 AM: I bet you stretched your foreskin tighter than her doctor stretched her face skin.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:28:17 AM: her skin is pure and unmolested by surgery, sport
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:31:38 AM: No wonder I haven't seen her in any movies in a long time.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:33:18 AM: she was in movies as recently as 2005, champ
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:35:10 AM: It's 2008, champ.
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Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:36:53 AM: I bet those 2005 movies were filmed back in 2004 anyway, champ.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:38:33 AM: I bet nobody went because they thought it was just another Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie, champ.

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leather face
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Title: Re: Untraceable looks horrifying
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:39:58 AM: are you running on dog time

2 years isn't that long, we're not even a month into 2008

although i suppose 3 years is a lifetime to the youthful add generation

what's diane lane been in recently, besides rehab and cigarette-fueled aa meetings

sounds like you're all pumped up to see untraceable

take your fucking ritalin and enjoy, young bucks, enjoy
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:40:58 AM: in conclusion

renee russo > diane "frogface" lane
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 15, 2008, 01:48:20 AM: Well we can all agree that Russo is better looking than that hag JURNEE SMOLLETT
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:49:02 AM: i think you mean MEATFACE SMOLLETT
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 15, 2008, 01:49:55 AM: Actually I meant Jill Smith LOL

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A "normal person's" name
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:51:21 AM: seriously, is her sister named TRAVELLE or DESTYNATION
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 15, 2008, 01:52:50 AM: lol

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kunt
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:54:33 AM: Maybe when they finally make the Golden Girls movie, Ruso will be back to work, champ.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:56:51 AM: yeah maybe diane lane can play the estelle getty part if she can take her lips off that vodka bottle long enough to say her lines, tiger
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Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:57:12 AM: I wouldn't kick either of 'em out of bed, champ(s).
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 15, 2008, 01:58:07 AM: :lol
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 01:58:36 AM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:56:51 AM
yeah maybe diane lane can play the estelle getty part if she can take her lips off that vodka bottle long enough to say her lines, tiger

A girl who loves vodka and putting her lips around large cylindrical objects? Count me in!

Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:57:12 AM
I wouldn't kick either of 'em out of bed, champ(s).

You wouldn't kick out a green fleshlight and a photo of Yoda, either, champ!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on January 15, 2008, 02:01:03 AM: guys guys, enough fighting over women you'll never even be within a few feet of
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 02:01:55 AM: here's that photo of yoda, now all you need is the fleshlight:

(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/74195201.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1932204034FA11B84B8D88B93A76160CFB1284831B75F48EF45)
Title: Re: Untraceable looks horrifying
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 02:02:35 AM: Quote from: Steiner on January 15, 2008, 02:01:03 AM
guys guys, enough fighting over women you'll never even be within a few feet of
That restraining order was rescinded.
Title: Re: Untraceable looks horrifying
Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 02:04:14 AM: here's one of the emperor to go along with it:

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/KParrott/wrinkle.jpg)
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 02:06:47 AM: I'm going to have nightmares
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on January 15, 2008, 02:07:43 AM: the emperor, or margaret hamilton, take your pick

sex in the cit-tay
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Post by: CajoleJuice on January 15, 2008, 02:09:30 AM: NSFW

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(http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM0972-DianeLane@Unfaithful-5.jpg)
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Title: Re: Untraceable looks horrifying
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 02:10:43 AM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 15, 2008, 02:07:43 AM
the emperor, or margaret hamilton, take your pick

sex in the cit-tay

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like the one who is melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world.
Title: Re: Untraceable looks horrifying
Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 02:11:27 AM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 15, 2008, 01:58:36 AM
Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:56:51 AM
yeah maybe diane lane can play the estelle getty part if she can take her lips off that vodka bottle long enough to say her lines, tiger

A girl who loves vodka and putting her lips around large cylindrical objects? Count me in!

Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:57:12 AM
I wouldn't kick either of 'em out of bed, champ(s).

You wouldn't kick out a green fleshlight and a photo of Yoda, either, champ!

Don't confuse your fantasies with mine! Photo of Carrie Fisher in slave outfit or nothing.
Title: Re: Untraceable looks horrifying
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 15, 2008, 02:12:12 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 02:11:27 AM

Don't confuse your fantasies with mine! Photo of Carrie Fisher in slave outfit or nothing.

What about Jabba the Hut?

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:gerstmann
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Post by: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 02:14:27 AM: Sorry, not interested in Miles BK Trahan.
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Post by: xnikki118x on January 15, 2008, 03:52:34 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 02:11:27 AM
Don't confuse your fantasies with mine! Photo of Carrie Fisher in slave outfit or nothing.

Haha I just watched Return of the Jedi last night. How weird.