Author Topic: Untraceable looks horrifying (Read 3178 times)

AdmiralViscen · « **on:** January 14, 2008, 08:52:18 PM »

It's the WEBSITE that KILLS... and it can't be traced

Candyflip · « **Reply #1 on:** January 14, 2008, 08:56:43 PM »

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i ate a grape yesterday,when i watched this it puked out.........fuck u

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2008, 12:27:12 AM »

Yeah, it's an early candidate for worst movie of the year.

Ichirou · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2008, 12:29:09 AM »

HE'S HACKED INTO MY WIRELESS

HE'S HACKED INTO MY CAR'S ONBOARD NAVIGATION SYSTEM

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** January 15, 2008, 12:47:28 AM »

I don't know which aspect of the movie I find more ridiculous, a serial killer using a website to kill his victims based on how many hits it gets, or the fact that he can hack anything and that he and his website are "untraceable".

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2008, 12:52:54 AM »

Traceable: the Junpei Heat story

FancyFeast · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2008, 12:56:41 AM »

Yea I almost puked grapes when I saw the commercial last night.

Ichirou · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:03:47 AM »

www.killwithme.com

If you go to that site you are an accomplice to murder

DO NOT VISIT THE SITE

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:15:53 AM »

what the hell happened to diane lane

she used to be hot

now she looks like she's been slow-roasted

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:17:30 AM »

She hit her forties and the ugly stick hit her back.

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:17:49 AM »

I'd still hit it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:19:19 AM »

So would I. But everyone knows that we'd hit pretty much anything with a vagine.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:21:20 AM »

renee russo is 53 and i'd still tear it up like a parking ticket

diane lane is 42, and looks like the chicken on a stick at the chinese buffet down the street

i think alcoholic beverages were heavily involved in this transmutation

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:22:53 AM »

I'd hit both of them. And I'd hit Helen Mirren too, and she's in her sixties. Age ain't nothing but a number, Eel.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:24:04 AM »

Has Rene Russo been in a movie that has been released during this millennium?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #15 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:24:52 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:22:53 AM

I'd hit both of them. And I'd hit Helen Mirren too, and she's in her sixties. Age ain't nothing but a number, Eel.

yes but that number has been etched into her leathery skin

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:25:53 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 15, 2008, 01:24:04 AM

Has Rene Russo been in a movie that has been released during this millennium?

there are recent photos of her that i have ~~yanked it to~~ seen

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:27:09 AM »

I bet you stretched your foreskin tighter than her doctor stretched her face skin.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #18 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:28:17 AM »

her skin is pure and unmolested by surgery, sport

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:31:38 AM »

No wonder I haven't seen her in any movies in a long time.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #20 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:33:18 AM »

she was in movies as recently as 2005, champ

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:35:10 AM »

It's 2008, champ.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:36:53 AM »

I bet those 2005 movies were filmed back in 2004 anyway, champ.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:38:33 AM »

I bet nobody went because they thought it was just another Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie, champ.

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leather face

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:39:58 AM »

are you running on dog time

2 years isn't that long, we're not even a month into 2008

although i suppose 3 years is a lifetime to the youthful add generation

what's diane lane been in recently, besides rehab and cigarette-fueled aa meetings

sounds like you're all pumped up to see untraceable

take your fucking ritalin and enjoy, young bucks, enjoy

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #25 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:40:58 AM »

in conclusion

renee russo > diane "frogface" lane

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #26 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:48:20 AM »

Well we can all agree that Russo is better looking than that hag JURNEE SMOLLETT

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #27 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:49:02 AM »

i think you mean MEATFACE SMOLLETT

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #28 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:49:55 AM »

Actually I meant Jill Smith LOL

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A "normal person's" name

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Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:51:21 AM »

seriously, is her sister named TRAVELLE or DESTYNATION

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #30 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:52:50 AM »

lol

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kunt

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #31 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:54:33 AM »

Maybe when they finally make the Golden Girls movie, Ruso will be back to work, champ.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:56:51 AM »

yeah maybe diane lane can play the estelle getty part if she can take her lips off that vodka bottle long enough to say her lines, tiger

Ichirou · « **Reply #33 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:57:12 AM »

I wouldn't kick either of 'em out of bed, champ(s).

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #34 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:58:07 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** January 15, 2008, 01:58:36 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:56:51 AM

yeah maybe diane lane can play the estelle getty part if she can take her lips off that vodka bottle long enough to say her lines, tiger

A girl who loves vodka and putting her lips around large cylindrical objects? Count me in!

Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:57:12 AM

I wouldn't kick either of 'em out of bed, champ(s).

You wouldn't kick out a green fleshlight and a photo of Yoda, either, champ!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #36 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:01:03 AM »

guys guys, enough fighting over women you'll never even be within a few feet of

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #37 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:01:55 AM »

here's that photo of yoda, now all you need is the fleshlight:

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #38 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:02:35 AM »

Quote from: Steiner on January 15, 2008, 02:01:03 AM

guys guys, enough fighting over women you'll never even be within a few feet of

That restraining order was rescinded.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #39 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:04:14 AM »

here's one of the emperor to go along with it:

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #40 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:06:47 AM »

I'm going to have nightmares

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #41 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:07:43 AM »

the emperor, or margaret hamilton, take your pick

sex in the cit-tay

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #42 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:09:30 AM »

NSFW

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #43 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:10:43 AM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 15, 2008, 02:07:43 AM

the emperor, or margaret hamilton, take your pick

sex in the cit-tay

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like the one who is melting, melting. Ohhhhh, what a world.

Ichirou · « **Reply #44 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:11:27 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 15, 2008, 01:58:36 AM

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on January 15, 2008, 01:56:51 AM
yeah maybe diane lane can play the estelle getty part if she can take her lips off that vodka bottle long enough to say her lines, tiger

A girl who loves vodka and putting her lips around large cylindrical objects? Count me in!

Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 01:57:12 AM
I wouldn't kick either of 'em out of bed, champ(s).

You wouldn't kick out a green fleshlight and a photo of Yoda, either, champ!

Don't confuse your fantasies with mine! Photo of Carrie Fisher in slave outfit or nothing.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:12:12 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 02:11:27 AM

Don't confuse your fantasies with mine! Photo of Carrie Fisher in slave outfit or nothing.

What about Jabba the Hut?

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:gerstmann

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Ichirou · « **Reply #46 on:** January 15, 2008, 02:14:27 AM »

Sorry, not interested in Miles BK Trahan.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #47 on:** January 15, 2008, 03:52:34 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on January 15, 2008, 02:11:27 AM

Don't confuse your fantasies with mine! Photo of Carrie Fisher in slave outfit or nothing.

Haha I just watched Return of the Jedi last night. How weird.

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Author Topic: Untraceable looks horrifying (Read 3178 times)