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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2008, 12:43:07 PM

Title: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2008, 12:43:07 PM
Ok, I just got home and have to tell someone about this.  It's fucking horrible.

I just got back from my mom's storage unit here in Wilmington.  I was sorting through boxes of crap to help her consolidate to a smaller storage space and save a few bucks.  She specifically told me to try and find pictures as she wanted to update her photo albums.

So I'm sorting through boxes and come across one that is my sister's crap from a while ago, before she had her kid.  I find an envelope of photos and start going through them, there's my sister's old boyfriend, some of her friends hanging out...

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST IT'S A NAKED PICTURE OF MY SISTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now I'm wondering if I should give the pictures to my mother.  She asked for them, after all.

Excuse me while I pour bleach on my eyeballs.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: AdmiralViscen on January 16, 2008, 12:43:51 PM
Now you can blackmail her into fucking you.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2008, 12:45:10 PM
Now you can blackmail her into fucking you.

There is not an emoticon that will represent the horror I feel at such a thing.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2008, 12:45:19 PM
this thread is worthless without pics

PM me
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: SpudBud on January 16, 2008, 12:46:12 PM
this thread is worthless without pics

Yup.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2008, 12:49:59 PM
A. I threw the pics away.

B. They weren't digital and I don't have a scanner.

C. OMFG IT WAS MY SISTER YOU PERVS
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 12:57:14 PM
pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 16, 2008, 12:58:44 PM
pics or it didn't happen

WELL I GUESS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN SINCE I'M NOT VERY WELL GOING TO DRIVE BACK TO THE EZ-STORE AND ROOT THROUGH THE TRASH FOR NAKED PICS OF MY SISTER NOW AM I

Incidentally, I now realize I should have burned them with fire.  Any random hobo can now have naked pics of my sister.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 16, 2008, 01:01:01 PM
Incidentally, I now realize I should have burned them with fire.  Any random hobo can now have naked pics of my sister.

Amir0x is going to post a pic of his jizz on a pic of your sister. I'm so sorry.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 01:01:43 PM
you want to set naked pictures of your sister on fire? that's kinky
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: bud on January 16, 2008, 01:03:46 PM
let's say you're not her brother, and are in no way related to her... is she hot? nice body?
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 01:06:14 PM
while I feel Raoul's pain he had to know the sort of thread this revelation would result in
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: border on January 16, 2008, 01:08:20 PM
What position was she in?  Bent over?  Spread eagle?
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Barry Egan on January 16, 2008, 01:12:02 PM
Are the females in the "Raoul" family well groomed?
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2008, 01:23:38 PM
pics or it didn't happen

WELL I GUESS IT DIDN'T HAPPEN SINCE I'M NOT VERY WELL GOING TO DRIVE BACK TO THE EZ-STORE AND ROOT THROUGH THE TRASH FOR NAKED PICS OF MY SISTER NOW AM I

why not?  i would do it for you
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 16, 2008, 01:38:19 PM
Would I have a chance with her?
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2008, 01:49:34 PM
C. OMFG IT WAS MY SISTER YOU PERVS
Hey, it's not my sister.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 16, 2008, 01:52:04 PM
C. OMFG IT WAS MY SISTER YOU PERVS
Hey, it's not my sister.

Every girl is somebody else's sister! Except for the only daughters. And your own sister.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Tauntaun on January 16, 2008, 01:56:20 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/tomcruiselaugh.gif)

Because you didn't burn them a homeless guy is gonna find it and sell it to some internet company and the pics will be online by tomorrow.  HAVE A NICE DAY!
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Powerslave on January 16, 2008, 02:01:01 PM
Why would you throw that away? At LEAST you could blackmail her in tough times.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Tauntaun on January 16, 2008, 02:09:14 PM
Here's the real question though, why on earth would you mention this to the pack of hyenas here?  I mean, COME ON!

(http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/8/-/-/-/112_gob_magic_72.jpg)
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Powerslave on January 16, 2008, 02:11:27 PM
Raoul you're so gonna regret this once you come to the point when you'll start to develop incestous feelings for her  :-*
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Bloodwake on January 16, 2008, 02:13:40 PM
Is she at least hot?
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Mupepe on January 16, 2008, 03:35:14 PM
i hope she was spread eagle or maybe she had her feet behind her ears.  mmmm
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Himu on January 16, 2008, 03:41:58 PM
DON'T SCAN IT IN RAOUL. AMIROX WILL JACK OFF ON IT AND THEN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT.
Title: Re: OH JESUS FUCK MY EYES
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 16, 2008, 04:28:17 PM
C. OMFG IT WAS MY SISTER YOU PERVS

That one dude on GAF was proud of his sister's Playboy career. You too should have honored your sister's desire to take pictures of her smoking-hot, tight, firm, supple, glistening body, and put them on the Internet for us!