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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 04:22:48 AM

Title: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 04:22:48 AM: The Internet is a horrible thing.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 04:40:37 AM: (http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v171/16/9/722109435/n722109435_355155_6664.jpg)
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 04:53:16 AM: I don't get it.

This is the beginning of the end, my friends. Sure, I could've enjoyed blissful ignorance - separated by thousands of miles, she could've kept up the charade that she was a darling, little sister that plays with dolls and writes in her diary. Now she's posting pictures of her and her boyfriend on Facebook. What the fuck.

Older brothers and the Internet do not coexist!
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 05:07:45 AM: No one from evilbore has a shot with my sister. I plan on doing a thorough background check on this dude - with my baseball bat to his face!
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2008, 05:09:51 AM: well it looks like he has a car...and a girlfriend..
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Ichirou on January 22, 2008, 05:15:18 AM: Does your sister know you're posting her pic in a board full of perverts?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 22, 2008, 05:31:23 AM: I can't believe your little sister is whoring herself out like that. You should post nude pictures of her here to teach her a lesson!
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: rodi on January 22, 2008, 05:48:52 AM: I thought you said she had a boyfriend?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Vizzys on January 22, 2008, 05:57:20 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 22, 2008, 05:31:23 AM
I can't believe your little sister is whoring herself out like that. You should post nude pictures of her here to teach her a lesson!

c+

good effort
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 22, 2008, 06:21:51 AM: He's got "serial killer" written all over him. I can tell.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Mandark on January 22, 2008, 06:49:23 AM: Willco's such a sexist.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Ichirou on January 22, 2008, 08:02:35 AM: So is your sister the one on the left or the one on the right?

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Get it? Her boyfriend looks like one of Junpei's cheeseburgers, lawl
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Post by: BlueTsunami on January 22, 2008, 08:39:03 AM: I think Ichirou is on to something with the Junpei reference. Maybe that dude is Junpei...
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: demi on January 22, 2008, 09:36:55 AM: Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 04:40:37 AM
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v171/16/9/722109435/n722109435_355155_6664.jpg)

Hahahaha he looks like buttnick

(http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3715/16059a048db7173da813a46md1.png)
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 09:58:49 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 22, 2008, 05:31:23 AM
I can't believe your little sister is whoring herself out like that. You should post nude pictures of her here to teach her a lesson!

*slow clap*
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2008, 10:21:57 AM: Imma friend your sis
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Post by: lordmaji on January 22, 2008, 11:23:43 AM: hahaha

word?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 12:23:15 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 04:40:37 AM
(http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v171/16/9/722109435/n722109435_355155_6664.jpg)

Holy crap your sister looks nice. Face shots plz?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 12:26:40 PM: No, you sexual deviant.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Himu on January 22, 2008, 12:26:46 PM: Your sister is HOT. She doesn't look jewish at all. She looks hispanic.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 12:27:20 PM: We have different mothers.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Himu on January 22, 2008, 12:27:45 PM: :bow Willco's father
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 12:27:57 PM: Looks like someone made the right decision!
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 12:37:10 PM: Quote from: Himuro on January 22, 2008, 12:26:46 PM
Your sister is HOT. She doesn't look jewish at all. She looks hispanic.

Looks Indian to me.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 12:37:41 PM: She's half-white, half-black.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2008, 12:38:10 PM: She's holding his clock.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 12:39:58 PM: He DOES look like an annoying fuck. I bet he skates, doesn't have a job, and is failing his classes. She deserves so much better
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Himu on January 22, 2008, 12:40:06 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 12:37:41 PM
She's half-white, half-black.

:D
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Robo on January 22, 2008, 12:56:29 PM: I'll rough this dude up if you like.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CrystalGemini on January 22, 2008, 12:59:35 PM: He looks like Edward Furlong. lol
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Robo on January 22, 2008, 01:02:39 PM: And then I'll steal her heart. :heartbeat
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 01:03:10 PM: Aren't you in your 20s? :lol
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Robo on January 22, 2008, 01:05:01 PM: You can never be too old to beat up teenagers and steal their girlfriends.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2008, 01:32:33 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on January 22, 2008, 01:05:01 PM
You can never be too old to beat up teenagers and steal their girlfriends.
american tradition
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: bud on January 22, 2008, 02:03:49 PM: willco, did you ever see her naked by accident? :drool
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Barry Egan on January 22, 2008, 02:24:28 PM: He looks like the type of sissy I was until I learned to internalize my feminine qualities. She'll cheat on him in a couple months, and when he finds out he'll cry and tell her she should do whatever she thinks is best.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Bloodwake on January 22, 2008, 02:33:46 PM: Yeah, good idea, post your hot sister on EB

Synbios and G are probably lurking and fapping as we speak. :D
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Himu on January 22, 2008, 02:39:38 PM: Quote from: bud on January 22, 2008, 02:03:49 PM
willco, did you ever see her naked by accident? :drool

:lol

"accident"
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Beezy on January 22, 2008, 02:45:57 PM: Face shot of your sister please.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Bloodwake on January 22, 2008, 02:54:02 PM: Quote from: Beezy on January 22, 2008, 02:45:57 PM
Face shot of your sister please.

I agree.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 02:56:38 PM: No, you pervs. She's not that good looking anyway - you all are just pedophiles!
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: demi on January 22, 2008, 02:58:34 PM: i want to squeeze her cunt
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2008, 02:59:58 PM: Quote from: demi on January 22, 2008, 02:58:34 PM
i want to squeeze her cunt
Subtle.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 03:00:24 PM: How old is she? 14? 15?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 03:05:39 PM: wait, she's underage?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2008, 03:06:49 PM: Willco's sister and I used to date. After we broke up, Willco thought I was cool and invited me here. True story.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: brawndolicious on January 22, 2008, 03:09:02 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 03:05:39 PM
wait, she's underage?
we all know you knew..

anyways, hope this guy turns out nice willco. did he ask you to buy him condoms yet?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Beezy on January 22, 2008, 03:31:41 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 02:56:38 PM
No, you pervs. She's not that good looking anyway - you all are just pedophiles!
You're her brother. Ofcourse you'd say that.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Mupepe on January 22, 2008, 03:33:19 PM: Quote from: Beezy on January 22, 2008, 03:31:41 PM
Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 02:56:38 PM
No, you pervs. She's not that good looking anyway - you all are just pedophiles!
You're her brother. Ofcourse you'd say that.
Yeah he has to lie. Think how weird it would be if everyone knew that he actually does fap to the smell of her perfume on the living couch
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Tauntaun on January 22, 2008, 03:54:03 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on January 22, 2008, 03:33:19 PM
Quote from: Beezy on January 22, 2008, 03:31:41 PM
Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 02:56:38 PM
No, you pervs. She's not that good looking anyway - you all are just pedophiles!
You're her brother. Ofcourse you'd say that.
Yeah he has to lie. Think how weird it would be if everyone knew that he actually does fap to the smell of her perfume on the living couch

:rofl
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 22, 2008, 06:19:54 PM: I currently have much longer hair and generally look girlier than your sister's boyfriend although I don't have the same reptilian quality about me (possibly specific to this particular pose). Your sister will probably graduate to me after she's exhausted this guy (which might take six months to a year depending on whether she bothers with much of the bonus content and achievements). Is he a CS major?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 06:28:01 PM: I dunno. I mean, it can only be short term. She has to decide between Yale, Stanford or Brown within the next year and I highly doubt that dude is going to any one of those schools.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 06:30:09 PM: She got the mixed beauty and the jew brain? whuuuuuut
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 06:32:00 PM: Yeah, she's going to get a free ride at any of those three universities. I'm begging her to go to Stanford, so she can be near me and we can hang out on her time off, but my gut tells me she end up at either Yale or Brown.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 22, 2008, 06:34:01 PM: omg stanford is awesome
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 06:34:38 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 06:32:00 PM
Yeah, she's going to get a free ride at any of those three universities. I'm begging her to go to Stanford, so she can be near me and we can hang out on her time off, but my gut tells me she end up at either Yale or Brown.

(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1833/errorredflagyb8.jpg)
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 06:36:25 PM: Wow. Guess we know who got the brains, amirite?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 06:36:38 PM: Yes, hanging out with your sister is a RED FLAG. I mean, we only shared a bedroom until she was like 11-years-old and had adjacent bedrooms 'till I moved out! Oh the humanity!

When she hung out with me in Hollywood, she cried when she went back home. Cried!

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 06:36:25 PM
Wow. Guess we know who got the brains, amirite?

Hey, now! In terms of test scores, we're about equal - I'm better than her in a couple of areas. She knows it. But whereas I decided to channel my adolescent rage and poor homelife into academic self-destruction, drugs and sex... she's chosen to bury her head in textbooks and forsake a relatively active social life. I'm proud of her for it. Smarter? Nah. More mature? Definitely.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 06:39:29 PM: I can't believe you took a post that ended with "amirite" seriously. I guess I was like a combination of you two. :-[
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Post by: bud on January 22, 2008, 06:40:55 PM: i bet she has a nice ass since she's half black amirite.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 06:42:57 PM: Quote from: bud on January 22, 2008, 06:40:55 PM
i bet she has a nice ass since she's half black amirite.

Heath Ledger is dead and you're talking about my sister?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 22, 2008, 06:44:07 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 06:39:29 PM
I can't believe you took a post that ended with "amirite" seriously. I guess I was like a combination of you two. :-[

She's an iPod and I'm a Zune. You're a Zen.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 06:44:53 PM: Is her last name Federman?

EDIT: nevermind i found her
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 06:45:33 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 06:44:07 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 06:39:29 PM
I can't believe you took a post that ended with "amirite" seriously. I guess I was like a combination of you two. :-[

She's an iPod and I'm a Zune. You're a Zen.

lolz
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Post by: lordmaji on January 22, 2008, 07:03:55 PM: ...well... umm.. uhhh... oh hell nm.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 22, 2008, 08:03:02 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on January 22, 2008, 12:38:10 PM
She's holding his clock.

:lol

Malek I'm ashamed I laugh at your jokes sometimes.
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Post by: abrader on January 22, 2008, 08:04:33 PM: Wilco - are you Arabic or Indian?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2008, 08:10:06 PM: Quote from: abrader on January 22, 2008, 08:04:33 PM
Wilco - are you Arabic or Indian?

The members of Wilco appear to be white.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on January 22, 2008, 08:22:41 PM: She's pretty brown for a white girl.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2008, 08:23:50 PM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on January 22, 2008, 08:22:41 PM
She's pretty brown for a white girl.
That's probably because she's half white and half black.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 08:25:21 PM: :lol
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Post by: TVC15 on January 22, 2008, 08:34:45 PM: Ask her how big his cock is. More specifically, if the BEYOND SEVEN corporation would be wasting money by advertising to his demographic.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: rodi on January 22, 2008, 09:24:40 PM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on January 22, 2008, 08:22:41 PM
She's pretty brown for a white girl.

wtf, man. :lol
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Post by: Tauntaun on January 22, 2008, 09:37:21 PM: :lol You people are ruthless. Also

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(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/mike_maybe.jpg)
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Post by: thekavorka on January 22, 2008, 11:55:58 PM: let's see that ass of hers
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Post by: brawndolicious on January 23, 2008, 12:30:48 AM: she looks 13...
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Post by: tiesto on January 23, 2008, 04:08:36 PM: Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 06:28:01 PM
I dunno. I mean, it can only be short term. She has to decide between Yale, Stanford or Brown within the next year and I highly doubt that dude is going to any one of those schools.

If she ends up going to Yale, let me know... I live right across the water from New Haven, I could go keep her company or something :-*
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2008, 06:39:50 PM: ...
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2008, 08:37:48 PM: I could do that just as easily as tiesto, and I'm 5 years younger. ;)
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 23, 2008, 08:54:43 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2008, 08:37:48 PM
I could do that just as easily as tiesto, and I'm 5 years younger. ;)

Uh oh, Veronica Belmont has competition!
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 23, 2008, 10:02:18 PM: FHUTA!!!

Is this meme banned here?
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: T234 on January 23, 2008, 10:08:40 PM: We don't ban memes over here, but don't be an ass.

The only dude who has a chance with her is Particlereality. They live in the same damn state (I think)!
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2008, 10:11:16 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 23, 2008, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2008, 08:37:48 PM
I could do that just as easily as tiesto, and I'm 5 years younger. ;)

Uh oh, Veronica Belmont has competition!

Nah, I just wanted to steal tiesto's thunder. Veronica plays COD4. :rock
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: T234 on January 23, 2008, 10:12:31 PM: AND WOW AND SHE'S AN RPER
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Post by: Rman on January 23, 2008, 10:13:31 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2008, 10:11:16 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 23, 2008, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2008, 08:37:48 PM
I could do that just as easily as tiesto, and I'm 5 years younger. ;)

Uh oh, Veronica Belmont has competition!

Nah, I just wanted to steal tiesto's thunder. Veronica plays COD4. :rock

She was big into Gears too. I had a crush on her too, Cajole. I'm over her now.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 23, 2008, 10:14:34 PM: Quote from: T234 on January 23, 2008, 10:12:31 PM
AND WOW AND SHE'S AN RPER

SHUT UP :'(
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: T234 on January 23, 2008, 10:15:46 PM: It could be worse, she could play LOTRO.

*shudders violently*
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 23, 2008, 10:16:13 PM: Based on the picture on the first page, the girl is cute. Dark skin/hair is hot.

The guy...

The guy has issues.
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: Shins on January 23, 2008, 10:23:06 PM: Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 23, 2008, 10:02:18 PM
FHUTA!!!

no
Title: Re: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook!
Post by: INTUNEevolution on January 24, 2008, 01:08:07 AM: Quote from: Shins on January 23, 2008, 10:23:06 PM
Quote from: INTUNEevolution on January 23, 2008, 10:02:18 PM
FHUTA!!!

no

Consider this our rivalry, Shins.