Author Topic: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook! (Read 7163 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** January 22, 2008, 04:22:48 AM »

The Internet is a horrible thing.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2008, 04:40:37 AM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2008, 04:53:16 AM »

I don't get it.

This is the beginning of the end, my friends. Sure, I could've enjoyed blissful ignorance - separated by thousands of miles, she could've kept up the charade that she was a darling, little sister that plays with dolls and writes in her diary. Now she's posting pictures of her and her boyfriend on Facebook. What the fuck.

Older brothers and the Internet do not coexist!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:07:45 AM »

No one from evilbore has a shot with my sister. I plan on doing a thorough background check on this dude - with my baseball bat to his face!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:09:51 AM »

well it looks like he has a car...and a girlfriend..

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:15:18 AM »

Does your sister know you're posting her pic in a board full of perverts?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:31:23 AM »

I can't believe your little sister is whoring herself out like that. You should post nude pictures of her here to teach her a lesson!

rodi · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:48:52 AM »

I thought you said she had a boyfriend?

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2008, 05:57:20 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 22, 2008, 05:31:23 AM

I can't believe your little sister is whoring herself out like that. You should post nude pictures of her here to teach her a lesson!

c+

good effort

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:21:51 AM »

He's got "serial killer" written all over him. I can tell.

Mandark · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:49:23 AM »

Willco's such a sexist.

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2008, 08:02:35 AM »

So is your sister the one on the left or the one on the right?

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Get it? Her boyfriend looks like one of Junpei's cheeseburgers, lawl

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2008, 08:39:03 AM »

I think Ichirou is on to something with the Junpei reference. Maybe that dude is Junpei...

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2008, 09:36:55 AM »

Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 04:40:37 AM

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Hahahaha he looks like buttnick

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2008, 09:58:49 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 22, 2008, 05:31:23 AM

I can't believe your little sister is whoring herself out like that. You should post nude pictures of her here to teach her a lesson!

*slow clap*

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** January 22, 2008, 10:21:57 AM »

Imma friend your sis

lordmaji · « **Reply #16 on:** January 22, 2008, 11:23:43 AM »

hahaha

word?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:23:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 04:40:37 AM

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Holy crap your sister looks nice. Face shots plz?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:26:40 PM »

No, you sexual deviant.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:26:46 PM »

Your sister is HOT. She doesn't look jewish at all. She looks hispanic.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:27:20 PM »

We have different mothers.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:27:45 PM »

Willco's father

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:27:57 PM »

Looks like someone made the right decision!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #23 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:37:10 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 22, 2008, 12:26:46 PM

Your sister is HOT. She doesn't look jewish at all. She looks hispanic.

Looks Indian to me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:37:41 PM »

She's half-white, half-black.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:38:10 PM »

She's holding his clock.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:39:58 PM »

He DOES look like an annoying fuck. I bet he skates, doesn't have a job, and is failing his classes. She deserves so much better

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:40:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 12:37:41 PM

She's half-white, half-black.

Robo · « **Reply #28 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:56:29 PM »

I'll rough this dude up if you like.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #29 on:** January 22, 2008, 12:59:35 PM »

He looks like Edward Furlong. lol

Robo · « **Reply #30 on:** January 22, 2008, 01:02:39 PM »

And then I'll steal her heart.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** January 22, 2008, 01:03:10 PM »

Aren't you in your 20s?

Robo · « **Reply #32 on:** January 22, 2008, 01:05:01 PM »

You can never be too old to beat up teenagers and steal their girlfriends.

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** January 22, 2008, 01:32:33 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on January 22, 2008, 01:05:01 PM

You can never be too old to beat up teenagers and steal their girlfriends.

american tradition

bud · « **Reply #34 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:03:49 PM »

willco, did you ever see her naked by accident?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #35 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:24:28 PM »

He looks like the type of sissy I was until I learned to internalize my feminine qualities. She'll cheat on him in a couple months, and when he finds out he'll cry and tell her she should do whatever she thinks is best.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #36 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:33:46 PM »

Yeah, good idea, post your hot sister on EB

Synbios and G are probably lurking and fapping as we speak.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:39:38 PM »

Quote from: bud on January 22, 2008, 02:03:49 PM

willco, did you ever see her naked by accident?

"accident"

Beezy · « **Reply #38 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:45:57 PM »

Face shot of your sister please.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #39 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:54:02 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 22, 2008, 02:45:57 PM

Face shot of your sister please.

I agree.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #40 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:56:38 PM »

No, you pervs. She's not that good looking anyway - you all are just pedophiles!

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:58:34 PM »

i want to squeeze her cunt

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** January 22, 2008, 02:59:58 PM »

Quote from: demi on January 22, 2008, 02:58:34 PM

i want to squeeze her cunt

Subtle.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:00:24 PM »

How old is she? 14? 15?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:05:39 PM »

wait, she's underage?

Mupepe · « **Reply #45 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:06:49 PM »

Willco's sister and I used to date. After we broke up, Willco thought I was cool and invited me here. True story.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #46 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:09:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2008, 03:05:39 PM

wait, she's underage?

we all know you knew..

anyways, hope this guy turns out nice willco. did he ask you to buy him condoms yet?

Beezy · « **Reply #47 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:31:41 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 02:56:38 PM

No, you pervs. She's not that good looking anyway - you all are just pedophiles!

You're her brother. Ofcourse you'd say that.

Mupepe · « **Reply #48 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:33:19 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 22, 2008, 03:31:41 PM

Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 02:56:38 PM
No, you pervs. She's not that good looking anyway - you all are just pedophiles!
You're her brother. Ofcourse you'd say that.

Yeah he has to lie. Think how weird it would be if everyone knew that he actually does fap to the smell of her perfume on the living couch

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** January 22, 2008, 03:54:03 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 22, 2008, 03:33:19 PM

Quote from: Beezy on January 22, 2008, 03:31:41 PM
Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 02:56:38 PM
No, you pervs. She's not that good looking anyway - you all are just pedophiles!
You're her brother. Ofcourse you'd say that.
Yeah he has to lie. Think how weird it would be if everyone knew that he actually does fap to the smell of her perfume on the living couch

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #50 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:19:54 PM »

I currently have much longer hair and generally look girlier than your sister's boyfriend although I don't have the same reptilian quality about me (possibly specific to this particular pose). Your sister will probably graduate to me after she's exhausted this guy (which might take six months to a year depending on whether she bothers with much of the bonus content and achievements). Is he a CS major?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:28:01 PM »

I dunno. I mean, it can only be short term. She has to decide between Yale, Stanford or Brown within the next year and I highly doubt that dude is going to any one of those schools.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:30:09 PM »

She got the mixed beauty and the jew brain? whuuuuuut

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:32:00 PM »

Yeah, she's going to get a free ride at any of those three universities. I'm begging her to go to Stanford, so she can be near me and we can hang out on her time off, but my gut tells me she end up at either Yale or Brown.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #54 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:34:01 PM »

omg stanford is awesome

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:34:38 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 22, 2008, 06:32:00 PM

Yeah, she's going to get a free ride at any of those three universities. I'm begging her to go to Stanford, so she can be near me and we can hang out on her time off, but my gut tells me she end up at either Yale or Brown.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #56 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:36:25 PM »

Wow. Guess we know who got the brains, amirite?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:36:38 PM »

Yes, hanging out with your sister is a RED FLAG. I mean, we only shared a bedroom until she was like 11-years-old and had adjacent bedrooms 'till I moved out! Oh the humanity!

When she hung out with me in Hollywood, she cried when she went back home. Cried!

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 22, 2008, 06:36:25 PM

Wow. Guess we know who got the brains, amirite?

Hey, now! In terms of test scores, we're about equal - I'm better than her in a couple of areas. She knows it. But whereas I decided to channel my adolescent rage and poor homelife into academic self-destruction, drugs and sex... she's chosen to bury her head in textbooks and forsake a relatively active social life. I'm proud of her for it. Smarter? Nah. More mature? Definitely.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #58 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:39:29 PM »

I can't believe you took a post that ended with "amirite" seriously. I guess I was like a combination of you two.

bud · « **Reply #59 on:** January 22, 2008, 06:40:55 PM »

i bet she has a nice ass since she's half black amirite.

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Author Topic: My sister has a steady boyfriend and posts his picture on Facebook! (Read 7163 times)