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Title: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 30, 2008, 02:01:24 AM: Subject: Happy 28th Birthday!
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Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 30, 2008, 02:02:38 AM: :gloomy
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: abrader on January 30, 2008, 02:05:19 AM: thats awful.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 30, 2008, 02:06:36 AM: yeah, I dunno who thought it was a great idea to point out to people they're single on their birthday
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: xnikki118x on January 30, 2008, 02:12:26 AM: That's awful. :(
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: The Fake Shemp on January 30, 2008, 02:19:29 AM: Maybe you should start off this new year of your life not single and alone, you loser.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: demi on January 30, 2008, 02:22:21 AM: your girlfriend wouldnt fuck you on your birthday anyway. she'd probably be like wahhhh i dont feel like it
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 02:46:35 AM: OKCupid.

I signed up today, lolz.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 03:06:08 AM: Same thing happened on my birthday. Also the 28th (November).

Honestly, i had completely forgotten about the site and hadn't signed in in a year or more. Good way to get me to come back because i updated my profile and actually hooked up with a couple of chicks.

Happy belated birthday btw.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 30, 2008, 03:23:25 AM: Quote from: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 03:06:08 AM
Same thing happened on my birthday. Also the 28th (November).

Honestly, i had completely forgotten about the site and hadn't signed in in a year or more. Good way to get me to come back because i updated my profile and actually hooked up with a couple of chicks.

Happy belated birthday btw.

I think I should focus on crazy internet hook ups and less on A Meaningful Relationship. Everyone on the internet is crazy, so go for the hook up! This is the way!
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: TVC15 on January 30, 2008, 03:33:41 AM: Is this really OKCupid ruining your birthday, or is it YOU ruining your birthday, Patel?
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 30, 2008, 03:39:09 AM: It's me ruining OKCupid! From the inside!
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 04:11:05 AM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 30, 2008, 03:23:25 AM
Quote from: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 03:06:08 AM
Same thing happened on my birthday. Also the 28th (November).

Honestly, i had completely forgotten about the site and hadn't signed in in a year or more. Good way to get me to come back because i updated my profile and actually hooked up with a couple of chicks.

Happy belated birthday btw.

I think I should focus on crazy internet hook ups and less on A Meaningful Relationship. Everyone on the internet is crazy, so go for the hook up! This is the way!
Focus on having a good time first, and if it leads to something more then let it go there.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: DJ_Tet on January 30, 2008, 09:12:23 AM: Quote from: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 03:06:08 AM
Same thing happened on my birthday. Also the 28th (November).

Honestly, i had completely forgotten about the site and hadn't signed in in a year or more. Good way to get me to come back because i updated my profile and actually hooked up with a couple of chicks.

Happy belated birthday btw.

woah...that's my birthday :-*
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 30, 2008, 09:36:26 AM: :lol :lol :lol

Thats so fucking awful.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 09:49:05 AM: I've got until Feb 18th to remedy my situation :-\
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Gay Boy on January 30, 2008, 10:14:08 AM: wtf has EB turned into the OKCupid fanclub all of a sudden? It seems like everyone has an account there now LOOKIN' FOR LOVE.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Ichirou on January 30, 2008, 10:15:40 AM: I'm gonna use Gay Boy's picture to make an OKCupid account and set him up on gay dates.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Gay Boy on January 30, 2008, 10:17:49 AM: Quote from: Ichi on January 30, 2008, 10:15:40 AM
I'm gonna use Gay Boy's picture to make an OKCupid account and set him up on gay dates.
HOT

Edit: you know what? I am curious. When I get home I'll set up a gay account just to see if anyone contacts it.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Ichirou on January 30, 2008, 10:19:11 AM: You are BI-curious, you mean, ho ho ho
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: tiesto on January 30, 2008, 10:47:22 AM: I haven't updated my OKC account in forever, I need to get some new, post-LASIK pics up on there and rewrite some stuff in it. Haven't even tried pickup on there in a long while...
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Gay Boy on January 30, 2008, 10:53:12 AM: EB needs a OKCupid competition to see how many ugly fatties EB'ers can get.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Ichirou on January 30, 2008, 10:54:01 AM: Post some pics of yourself with lipstick smeared all over your face and with your new short haircut.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 30, 2008, 11:01:59 AM: Quote from: dcharlie on January 30, 2008, 02:38:17 AM
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your girlfriend wouldnt fuck you on your birthday anyway. she'd probably be like wahhhh i dont feel like it

are you kidding?
that's one of the two days you get it!

holding out on one of those days just isn't cricket.

Luckily you have your work pager to keep the karmic balance intact :lol
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 11:08:06 AM: What the fuck is this forum's obsession with online dating recently? wtf, mang?
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 11:08:52 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 11:08:06 AM
What the fuck is this forum's obsession with online dating recently? wtf, mang?

I'm the most influential poster on EB
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Ichirou on January 30, 2008, 11:09:34 AM: You're the next Drinky Crow. Only two more years, my nucca.
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 11:11:27 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 11:08:52 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 11:08:06 AM
What the fuck is this forum's obsession with online dating recently? wtf, mang?

I'm the most influential poster on EB
(http://i30.tinypic.com/23r38lf.jpg)
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: tiesto on January 30, 2008, 11:33:39 AM: Quote from: Gay Boy on January 30, 2008, 10:53:12 AM
EB needs a OKCupid competition to see how many ugly fatties EB'ers can get.

If it was a Craigslist competition I'd win that for sure...
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 30, 2008, 11:53:41 AM: WICKED BURN
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Tauntaun on January 30, 2008, 01:34:13 PM: (http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/tomcruiselaugh.gif)
Title: Re: OKCupid ruins my birthday
Post by: Bloodwake on January 30, 2008, 02:15:26 PM: Honestly I just signed up for the hell of it to see what happens. I'm much more concentrated on real life.