Author Topic: OKCupid ruins my birthday (Read 7222 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** January 30, 2008, 02:01:24 AM »

Subject: Happy 28th Birthday!
From: OkCupid! [bounces@mail1.oknotify2.com]

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Happy birthday!
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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:02:38 AM »

abrader · « **Reply #2 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:05:19 AM »

thats awful.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #3 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:06:36 AM »

yeah, I dunno who thought it was a great idea to point out to people they're single on their birthday

xnikki118x · « **Reply #4 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:12:26 AM »

That's awful.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:19:29 AM »

Maybe you should start off this new year of your life not single and alone, you loser.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:22:21 AM »

your girlfriend wouldnt fuck you on your birthday anyway. she'd probably be like wahhhh i dont feel like it

Bloodwake · « **Reply #7 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:46:35 AM »

OKCupid.

I signed up today, lolz.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #8 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:06:08 AM »

Same thing happened on my birthday. Also the 28th (November).

Honestly, i had completely forgotten about the site and hadn't signed in in a year or more. Good way to get me to come back because i updated my profile and actually hooked up with a couple of chicks.

Happy belated birthday btw.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:23:25 AM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 03:06:08 AM

Same thing happened on my birthday. Also the 28th (November).

Honestly, i had completely forgotten about the site and hadn't signed in in a year or more. Good way to get me to come back because i updated my profile and actually hooked up with a couple of chicks.

Happy belated birthday btw.

I think I should focus on crazy internet hook ups and less on A Meaningful Relationship. Everyone on the internet is crazy, so go for the hook up! This is the way!

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:33:41 AM »

Is this really OKCupid ruining your birthday, or is it YOU ruining your birthday, Patel?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #11 on:** January 30, 2008, 03:39:09 AM »

It's me ruining OKCupid! From the inside!

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #12 on:** January 30, 2008, 04:11:05 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 30, 2008, 03:23:25 AM

Quote from: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 03:06:08 AM
Same thing happened on my birthday. Also the 28th (November).

Honestly, i had completely forgotten about the site and hadn't signed in in a year or more. Good way to get me to come back because i updated my profile and actually hooked up with a couple of chicks.

Happy belated birthday btw.

I think I should focus on crazy internet hook ups and less on A Meaningful Relationship. Everyone on the internet is crazy, so go for the hook up! This is the way!

Focus on having a good time first, and if it leads to something more then let it go there.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #13 on:** January 30, 2008, 09:12:23 AM »

Quote from: aoi tsuki on January 30, 2008, 03:06:08 AM

Same thing happened on my birthday. Also the 28th (November).

Honestly, i had completely forgotten about the site and hadn't signed in in a year or more. Good way to get me to come back because i updated my profile and actually hooked up with a couple of chicks.

Happy belated birthday btw.

woah...that's my birthday

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2008, 09:36:26 AM »

Thats so fucking awful.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** January 30, 2008, 09:49:05 AM »

I've got until Feb 18th to remedy my situation $:-\$

Gay Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** January 30, 2008, 10:14:08 AM »

wtf has EB turned into the OKCupid fanclub all of a sudden? It seems like everyone has an account there now LOOKIN' FOR LOVE.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** January 30, 2008, 10:15:40 AM »

I'm gonna use Gay Boy's picture to make an OKCupid account and set him up on gay dates.

Gay Boy · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2008, 10:17:49 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on January 30, 2008, 10:15:40 AM

I'm gonna use Gay Boy's picture to make an OKCupid account and set him up on gay dates.

HOT

Edit: you know what? I am curious. When I get home I'll set up a gay account just to see if anyone contacts it.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2008, 10:19:11 AM »

You are BI-curious, you mean, ho ho ho

tiesto · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2008, 10:47:22 AM »

I haven't updated my OKC account in forever, I need to get some new, post-LASIK pics up on there and rewrite some stuff in it. Haven't even tried pickup on there in a long while...

Gay Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2008, 10:53:12 AM »

EB needs a OKCupid competition to see how many ugly fatties EB'ers can get.

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2008, 10:54:01 AM »

Post some pics of yourself with lipstick smeared all over your face and with your new short haircut.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:01:59 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on January 30, 2008, 02:38:17 AM

Quote
your girlfriend wouldnt fuck you on your birthday anyway. she'd probably be like wahhhh i dont feel like it

are you kidding?
that's one of the two days you get it!

holding out on one of those days just isn't cricket.

Luckily you have your work pager to keep the karmic balance intact

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:08:06 AM »

What the fuck is this forum's obsession with online dating recently? wtf, mang?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:08:52 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 11:08:06 AM

What the fuck is this forum's obsession with online dating recently? wtf, mang?

I'm the most influential poster on EB

Ichirou · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:09:34 AM »

You're the next Drinky Crow. Only two more years, my nucca.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:11:27 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 30, 2008, 11:08:52 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2008, 11:08:06 AM
What the fuck is this forum's obsession with online dating recently? wtf, mang?

I'm the most influential poster on EB

tiesto · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:33:39 AM »

Quote from: Gay Boy on January 30, 2008, 10:53:12 AM

EB needs a OKCupid competition to see how many ugly fatties EB'ers can get.

If it was a Craigslist competition I'd win that for sure...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2008, 11:53:41 AM »

WICKED BURN

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2008, 01:34:13 PM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #31 on:** January 30, 2008, 02:15:26 PM »

Honestly I just signed up for the hell of it to see what happens. I'm much more concentrated on real life.

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Author Topic: OKCupid ruins my birthday (Read 7222 times)