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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on February 06, 2008, 03:11:47 PM

Title: she totally loves me
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2008, 03:11:47 PM: I told her i had two chili cheese dogs ($2.00 each) and she charged me for one hot dog ($1.40).

I got a $2.60 discount (65% discount!!)

Imma get her a card for Valentines Day
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Eel O'Brian on February 06, 2008, 03:13:50 PM: on the inside of the card you should draw a picture of a penis with the head shaped like a heart
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Mupepe on February 06, 2008, 03:17:49 PM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on February 06, 2008, 03:13:50 PM
on the inside of the card you should draw a picture of a penis with the head shaped like a heart
i was thinking something more food oriented (although i wouldn't mind her eating that either)

she gives me discounts everyday. yeah, she loves me
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Powerslave on February 06, 2008, 03:24:39 PM: I want to hear some romantic stories :-\
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Tauntaun on February 06, 2008, 03:43:26 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 06, 2008, 03:24:39 PM
I want to hear some romantic stories :-\

This one time, I went over to Mups place and he had a candle lit dinner ready with heart shaped napkins and everything. I turned to him, looked him deep in the eyes and said, "WHAT'S THE DEAL nicca?!?" Then I threw him over the couch and drilled him for all he's worth, THAR BE OIL! :hump

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Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Powerslave on February 06, 2008, 04:10:14 PM: That's not romance, that's pure manly hardcore raging SEX. Im looking for sweet tender love stories :-\
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Tauntaun on February 06, 2008, 06:01:27 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on February 06, 2008, 04:10:14 PM
That's not romance, that's pure manly hardcore raging SEX. Im looking for sweet tender love stories :-\

Oh his ass was tender after I got done. That steak was RARE! :-*
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 06, 2008, 07:01:05 PM: (http://www.truemeaningoflife.com/images/youarent.gif)
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Oblivion on February 06, 2008, 07:06:56 PM: Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on February 06, 2008, 03:13:50 PM
on the inside of the card you should draw a picture of a penis with the head shaped like a heart

I was thinking a heard with an arrow through it. The arrow of course, would be a penis.
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2008, 11:09:15 AM: You guys are dirty. This is love. I'll keep this thread as tracking for my daily discounts.

i.e. if I get a bigger discount, she loves me more. We can even create bar graphs just like GAF would do
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Tauntaun on February 07, 2008, 11:10:16 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on February 06, 2008, 07:01:05 PM
(http://www.truemeaningoflife.com/images/youarent.gif)

:lol What animu is that from?
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2008, 02:59:01 PM: So I bought my ribeye steak sandwich today (7 dollars) and a large Sobe drink (2 dollars). With taxes it usually comes out to like $9.80

She charged me $6.50, so she only charged me for a ribeye (not the cheese or bread or onion rings or Sobe)

So she gave me a 33 percent discount (approximately)

But, she told me it looked delicious and I told her not to drool. And then she said "well why not? you like it" and then I said "yeah, you're right. go ahead, i'll use it as dipping sauce" and she said "yum"

soooo, the comment and the discount both add up to about a 7/10 on the "wants mupepe scale"
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Eric P on February 07, 2008, 03:14:18 PM: now to be all smooth

tomorrow go up to her and say

"excuse me, is that undeclared revenue in your back pocket? because i wanna tax that ass"
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2008, 03:36:56 PM: ... i think i'll stick with the valentines day card plan! haha
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Beezy on February 07, 2008, 04:11:44 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on February 06, 2008, 07:01:05 PM
(http://www.truemeaningoflife.com/images/youarent.gif)
:rofl
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Eric P on February 07, 2008, 04:15:36 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 07, 2008, 03:36:56 PM
... i think i'll stick with the valentines day card plan! haha

well you can save mine for april 15th

chicks dig tax code jokes.

gets them bitches wet.

they're all like "tell me the difference between between maritime organizations which utilize solely plan b to set up offices in new york versus those who do not and how that relates directly to corporate mechanics in the role of a cfo, papi. tell me in my ear"
Title: Re: she totally loves me
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2008, 04:23:31 PM: They just like talking about large amounts of money :(

I'll do it. :)