she totally loves me

[Mupepe]

I told her i had two chili cheese dogs ($2.00 each) and she charged me for one hot dog ($1.40).

I got a $2.60 discount (65% discount!!)

Imma get her a card for Valentines Day

[Eel O'Brian]

on the inside of the card you should draw a picture of a penis with the head shaped like a heart

[Mupepe]

on the inside of the card you should draw a picture of a penis with the head shaped like a heart

i was thinking something more food oriented (although i wouldn't mind her eating that either)

she gives me discounts everyday.  yeah, she loves me

[Powerslave]

I want to hear some romantic stories 

[Tauntaun]

I want to hear some romantic stories 

This one time, I went over to Mups place and he had a candle lit dinner ready with heart shaped napkins and everything.  I turned to him, looked him deep in the eyes and said, "WHAT'S THE DEAL nicca?!?"  Then I threw him over the couch and drilled him for all he's worth, THAR BE OIL!

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[Powerslave]

That's not romance, that's pure manly hardcore raging SEX. Im looking for sweet tender love stories 

[Tauntaun]

That's not romance, that's pure manly hardcore raging SEX. Im looking for sweet tender love stories 

Oh his ass was tender after I got done.  That steak was RARE! 

[Van Cruncheon]

[Oblivion]

on the inside of the card you should draw a picture of a penis with the head shaped like a heart

I was thinking a heard with an arrow through it. The arrow of course, would be a penis.

[Mupepe]

You guys are dirty.  This is love.  I'll keep this thread as tracking for my daily discounts.

i.e. if I get a bigger discount, she loves me more.  We can even create bar graphs just like GAF would do

[Tauntaun]

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  What animu is that from?

[Mupepe]

So I bought my ribeye steak sandwich today (7 dollars) and a large Sobe drink (2 dollars).  With taxes it usually comes out to like $9.80

She charged me $6.50, so she only charged me for a ribeye (not the cheese or bread or onion rings or Sobe)

So she gave me a 33 percent discount (approximately)

But, she told me it looked delicious and I told her not to drool.  And then she said "well why not?  you like it" and then I said "yeah, you're right.  go ahead, i'll use it as dipping sauce" and she said "yum"

soooo, the comment and the discount both add up to about a 7/10 on the "wants mupepe scale"

[Eric P]

now to be all smooth

tomorrow go up to her and say

"excuse me, is that undeclared revenue in your back pocket?  because i wanna tax that ass"

[Mupepe]

... i think i'll stick with the valentines day card plan!  haha

[Beezy]

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[Eric P]

... i think i'll stick with the valentines day card plan!  haha

well you can save mine for april 15th

chicks dig tax code jokes.

gets them bitches wet.

they're all like "tell me the difference between between maritime organizations which utilize solely plan b to set up offices in new york versus those who do not and how that relates directly to corporate mechanics in the role of a cfo, papi.   tell me in my ear"

[Mupepe]

They just like talking about large amounts of money

I'll do it.