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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM

Title: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM: Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 08:36:15 PM: make sure you swab out your ass so your "teachers" don't get any of that nasty albino shiz on their johnsons
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Powerslave on February 08, 2008, 08:39:36 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on February 08, 2008, 08:36:15 PM
make sure you swab out your ass so your "teachers" don't get any of that nasty albino shiz on their johnsons

That guy in your ava is a total cutie <3
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 08:42:15 PM: :(
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 08:44:48 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM
Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Wow, the thing with this new chick went south that quickly?

Frankly, before we accept you into the club, you have to stop listening to that terrible blues music. Listen to Scott Walker or Jacques Brel if you desire old stuff.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:12:18 PM: I should be able to drink a bottle of scotch before my stomic needs pumping right?

I'm going to miss death note tonight. stupid vcr wont set.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:12:57 PM: come watch Lost and Death Proof and Pan's Labyrinth with me instead and we can play dead rising and I can give you snuggle and eskimo kisses
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: MCD on February 08, 2008, 09:18:46 PM: (http://i30.tinypic.com/2j1vmkh.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 08, 2008, 09:19:59 PM: Like brothers sharing a bunk, the older brother gets the top
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:20:25 PM: That sounds good.

I'm uploading a pit because I though it looked really cool but the lighting turned out shitty so the picture sucks :( It was all arty and shit. total gay.

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0574.jpg)

My sink isn't balanced. I also need to clean the fosset.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 09:21:09 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:12:18 PM
I should be able to drink a bottle of scotch before my stomic needs pumping right?

I'm going to miss death note tonight. stupid vcr wont set.

Come on, Arvie, spill it. What did the WHORE do to you?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:23:58 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM
Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Can I take your virginity? :lol

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that doesn't sound right... :lol
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Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 09:25:13 PM: "fosset" :lol

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faucet, dude
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Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:25:48 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 09:21:09 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:12:18 PM
I should be able to drink a bottle of scotch before my stomic needs pumping right?

I'm going to miss death note tonight. stupid vcr wont set.

Come on, Arvie, spill it. What did the WHORE do to you?

She has a boy friend. and has had one for 6 months. Didn't mention him though but like i said i new this would happen. but she will email me thought o explain things :lol
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 09:26:11 PM: Are you using a flash in that? You need to be using an indirect light source there.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:27:26 PM: Quote from: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:23:58 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM
Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Can I take your virginity? :lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
that doesn't sound right... :lol
[close]

No i'm going top be the virgin queen like elizabith, lol.

drinky tou can teach me to spell stupid fench words latter.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:30:07 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 09:26:11 PM
Are you using a flash in that? You need to be using an indirect light source there.

the one with out the flash was worse. :'( :'( :'( :'(

It was so cool though.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 09:32:47 PM: Arvie, come to Seattle and I will teach you the secrets of lighting. I will teach you how to properly light even the tightest of membranous enclosures.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:34:45 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:27:26 PM
Quote from: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:23:58 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 08:34:05 PM
Demi, whiteman teach me how to like men.

Can I take your virginity? :lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
that doesn't sound right... :lol
[close]

No i'm going top be the virgin queen like elizabith, lol.

drinky tou can teach me to spell stupid fench words latter.

...and I thought we had something special! You ruined it! you asshole! *runs off crying*
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:38:03 PM: !!!!!I got a better shot now

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0579.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:39:01 PM: some one play omage five score shit againt me!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 09:39:29 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:30:07 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 09:26:11 PM
Are you using a flash in that? You need to be using an indirect light source there.

the one with out the flash was worse. :'( :'( :'( :'(

It was so cool though.

Find an indirect dull, light source and crank the ISO to somewhere between 400-800, the darker it is in there, the higher. Cunt tell you shutter and apertures without knowing exactly what the lighting situation is. FLASH IS EVIL.

And if I joined the social whirl
Became procurer of young girls
Then i would have my own bordellos
My record would be number one
And I'd sell records by the ton
All sung by many other fellows
My name would then be handsome Jack
And I'd sell boats of opium
Whisky that came from Twickenham
Authentic queers
And phony virgins
If I had banks on every finger
A finger in every country
And every country ruled by me
I'd still know where I'd want to be
Locked up inside my opium den
Surrounded by some china men
I'd sing the song that I sang then
About the time they called me "Jacky"
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:39:50 PM: You're getting drunk in the bathroom? haha I love you :-*
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:42:08 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:39:50 PM
You're getting drunk in the bathroom? haha I love you :-*

he's getting drunk and has the shits. You don't do that?

weirdo.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:43:17 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:39:50 PM
You're getting drunk in the bathroom? haha I love you :-*

My mom wont hear my drunkenness it a bathroom!

I learnt I can dance when I'm drunk too!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:46:08 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:43:17 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 09:39:50 PM
You're getting drunk in the bathroom? haha I love you :-*

My mom wont hear my drunkenness it a bathroom!

I learnt I can dance when I'm drunk too!

You should try and enema the rest of it. it'll fuuuccckkkk youuuu up.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 09:46:22 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:38:03 PM
!!!!!I got a better shot now

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0579.jpg)

(http://i32.tinypic.com/xlvu6u.jpg)

I started post-processing then I got bored, but at least I got rid of the noise. While you are drunk and in the bathroom, take a picture of your dick.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:47:00 PM: lol, I just forgot a bout rachel then remembered again bit forgot again because of you evilbore. I loves you guays!

too many firefox red lines!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 09:48:21 PM: And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they'd know
I'd expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about virility
With some old grandmother
That might be decked out like a christmas tree
And though pink elephants I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
Still I would sing my song to me
About the time they called me "Jacky"
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 09:52:56 PM: god I remember when I could play gradious V drunk but I can't even do this shit!!!

shiuld I try calling her again? last time I got her astrailain roommate.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 09:56:17 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 09:52:56 PM
god I remember when I could play gradious V drunk but I can't even do this shit!!!

shiuld I try calling her again? last time I got her astrailain roommate.

Only if you do the enema thing.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: abrader on February 08, 2008, 09:59:18 PM: Why talk about being gay - at least try making out with a dood or something - you know what they say about kissing.

I made out with a dood once many years ago and decided it wasnt for me.

The same could happen to you.....a dood just doesnt feel right in my hands or on my lips.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2008, 09:59:51 PM: It's easy if you just close your eyes; it feels the same. But remember the harier the dude is=the more likely he'll look like a dude to you. Get a spicy, shaved boy.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:03:25 PM: I took pics of me soingong to I pitty the fool! Blues!

lol

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0581.jpg)
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0582.jpg)
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0583.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:04:09 PM: what horrible pics!!!!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 10:04:21 PM: ...you have a pretty mouth... ... .. :o
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 10:06:01 PM: Ahhhh, my archive gets bigger and bigger
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:07:42 PM: The thing about being gay is that gays aren't interested in love, so you can never get depressed

Gays are often self-centered and concerned only about their own interests. it's not like they can get married, and it's not like they have a heaven to look forward to, after all the sinning they've done.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:08:49 PM: Quote from: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:07:42 PM
The thing about being gay is that gays aren't interested in love, so you can never get depressed

Gays are often self-centered and concerned only about their own interests

But I want to cuddle :'(

I just played for 60 mins so my gredits went to 5!!!!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:09:15 PM: You want to cuddle, then you should look into the bear community
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Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 10:12:49 PM: (http://i25.tinypic.com/tzbtk.png)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:15:22 PM: :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2008, 10:16:12 PM: what the FUCK
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:17:23 PM: should I email and tell her that i LOVE HER THAT i'VE THOUGHT ABOUT HER FIR EVERY YEAR?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:18:19 PM: PD has a tinny head lol
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Eric P on February 08, 2008, 10:19:59 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 10:17:23 PM
should I email and tell her that i LOVE HER THAT i'VE THOUGHT ABOUT HER FIR EVERY YEAR?

i honestly don't see how that could be a bad move.

if this were a romantic comedy and she read that letter, the music would swell up and we'd zoom in to see her smile
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 10:20:47 PM: fuck it! email her and spill out how you feel! seriously! be out with it because it's not happening this way and you WILL feel better.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 10:20:55 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 10:17:23 PM
should I email and tell her that i LOVE HER THAT i'VE THOUGHT ABOUT HER FIR EVERY YEAR?

that only woos women in shitty movies, arvie

women don't want the needy guy, they want the guy that kicks the needy guys' asses because he is the alpha :punch

mating privileges do not go those who put their fates in the hands of women :punch
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Eric P on February 08, 2008, 10:21:55 PM: seriously. just blog it or send it to post secret
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Post by: rodi on February 08, 2008, 10:24:05 PM: What the hell is wrong with you people!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:24:09 PM: I told her I loved her once and was propley ingnored. I tolder her over msn, lol,
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Post by: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:26:02 PM: why would you tell her you love her after 6 months? is that how long you have been seeing her? or just how long you knew her?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:26:05 PM: Quote from: rodi on February 08, 2008, 10:24:05 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people!

I would like to find this out that wold be nice.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 10:26:40 PM: fuck her :punch tell her again and tell her to stop fucking with your heart :punch she's doing it on purpose :punch

rodi :punch
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:27:42 PM: Quote from: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:26:02 PM
why would you tell her you love her after 6 months? is that how long you have been seeing her? or just how long you knew her?

she has beeen seeing anouther guy since six months. I/ve known hwe since grade 7. thats like five some years.

in grade seven she was the only name I could remember for two weeks.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:28:41 PM: ok but you actually werent a couple or anything around that time

you creeped her out royally, forget it
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:28:42 PM: cousem mups wnted them

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0585.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:29:15 PM: that looks womanish. I flex mush better than that!!!
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 10:29:42 PM: post some pics of this hussy you are forsaking your natural homosexuality for, fagbag
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 10:29:46 PM: Show us your schwartz!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:30:06 PM: Quote from: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:28:41 PM
ok but you actually werent a couple or anything around that time

you creeped her out royally, forget it

I do :( still she still calls me when shit is wrong. fuck her.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:30:47 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on February 08, 2008, 10:29:42 PM
post some pics of this hussy you are forsaking your natural homosexuality for, fagbag

no. but she is beatiful.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 10:30:52 PM: someone change arvie's name to "Bitchtits the Sex Butleress"
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 10:31:06 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 10:30:47 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on February 08, 2008, 10:29:42 PM
post some pics of this hussy you are forsaking your natural homosexuality for, fagbag

no. but she is beatiful.

liar. if you consider her "beatiful[sic]," she must have a manface only a tracer could love
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:31:47 PM: mupepes said so ttoo!

I'mgoihng to call agauint
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Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 10:32:16 PM: http://tinypic.com/flek.php?f=16behky&s=2
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 10:32:49 PM: :lol
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:33:18 PM: POD will be mad!
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Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 10:33:29 PM: don't call! and she is hot
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 08, 2008, 10:34:28 PM: PICS or no advice from me
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 10:35:01 PM: 'pepe, post the pic or we're through

bros before hos :punch
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Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 10:36:44 PM: i don't have it anymore!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:36:56 PM: no pics. she is very amazing though. AI lover her and in two weeks I have missed her alot and she is jas a heart problem and I raeally want to be there for her. she wouldn;t have called me if something wasn't really wrong. I really misser her.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 08, 2008, 10:37:17 PM: :'(

like tears in the rain
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Post by: demi on February 08, 2008, 10:38:37 PM: i think you are gayer than anyone here, the cravat was just the tip of the iceberg. go watch some bear porn and tell me if you dont get a raging wood.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:39:00 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on February 08, 2008, 10:35:01 PM
'pepe, post the pic or we're through

bros before hos :punch

I don;t have any bros. I think my problem is that I have no friends so whne time like this come up I have no support group. no...like maybe I only love her beacdue I have no one else. thats it.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 10:39:40 PM: boo, she called you because you're an emotional blanket for her to spill her tears on and she doesn't have to reciprocate anything for you. She is selfish!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 08, 2008, 10:42:22 PM: Start here bro:

http://www.bear-licious.com
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:43:05 PM: she is. and I still love her :'(

IO'm going to call her.

how do girls like drunk real talk?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:44:06 PM: :lol :lol :lol

thats awesome but it won;t let me paste, lol
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Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 10:44:42 PM: (http://i25.tinypic.com/rb9sp0.png)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:45:23 PM: >:(

thats wrong
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Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 10:45:28 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 08, 2008, 10:43:05 PM
she is. and I still love her :'(

IO'm going to call her.

how do girls like drunk real talk?
they really don't. if you call, you better spill everything and tell her how you feel. get this out of your system tonight
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Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 10:46:29 PM: Yes, Arvie. We want either pics or resolution! Or else the crude pictures continue.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:47:02 PM: no o nes home :(
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Post by: Himu on February 08, 2008, 10:47:25 PM: lmao

mike can you fuck me up the ass i'd like to experience it just once
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:50:38 PM: no, but thats sweet of you@

Verig queen! I hate proven my family right though. you know the reason I nevber did drugs was becasue dyloen said id be a druggy one day :(

Its funnymI saw her tuesday and it doesn; enve feel real anymore.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 10:52:10 PM: Quote from: Himuro on February 08, 2008, 10:47:25 PM
lmao

mike can you fuck me up the ass i'd like to experience it just once

NEW COMIC

(http://i32.tinypic.com/2lnzsie.jpg)
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 08, 2008, 10:52:52 PM: wtf tvc :lol
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Post by: Himu on February 08, 2008, 10:53:20 PM: :rofl
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:57:50 PM: :lol

so on the phone I told her we can't just be friends and she said why not a few times and then she said she would email me, lol

I sound like a cliant, lol

we have a client at work that bought a dress for a girl that moved away years ago and he still thinks is his girlfriend.

I must be retarted.
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Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 10:58:38 PM: Wait, did you just talk to her on the phone?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 10:59:24 PM: no this is before.

I've been trying to call but no ones home.

I miss her voive.

I just remembered what heppened. You know you guys have cheered me up a lot. :)
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Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 11:00:12 PM: she basically told you to fuck off. let it go boo
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 11:02:42 PM: I KNOW HEY. "Why can;t we be friends?" fuck off bitch,,.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 11:03:03 PM: i've goten into the macnish
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 11:04:04 PM: I can't see :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 11:05:41 PM: I see the dart board then the books, lol.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 11:05:55 PM: cum over
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 11:08:10 PM: I cant :(

and I want to go to austin fro wschool
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 11:08:40 PM: can i tell her I love her?>
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Post by: demi on February 08, 2008, 11:12:51 PM: no, you can't

just beat off and go to bed
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 08, 2008, 11:14:19 PM: i'm goingt to bed. she ruiend dearh norte, :'(
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Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2008, 11:15:14 PM: Why do you want to go to Austin? You really do want to be a cowboy! You're gayer than me and demi!
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Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2008, 11:32:06 PM: come to houston!
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Post by: lordmaji on February 08, 2008, 11:33:41 PM: Mike, call her back and sing this to her voice mail. :lol It'll help, I promise.

---------
We walked along and talked along 'till we
To the levelest ground
Then I picked up a stick of wood and I
Knocked the Boston bitch down

Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl

She fell upon her begging knees crying Lord
Have mercy on me
Oh, Mike don't murder me now for I'm
I'm not prepared to die, but

Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl

Little attention did I pay,
I beat her more and more
I beat her 'till the blood gushed out,
Then I raped that bleeding whore, yeah

Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl

We walked along and talked along 'till we came
To the levelest ground
Then I picked up a stick of wood and I
Knocked the Boston bitch down

Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl
Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2008, 12:03:04 AM: I want you, cuz you make my heart skip the beat that I drum to
I want to be the one you run to, when pain confronts you
You're everything, sometimes I get nervous when I'm in front you
You can hear it in my voice when I ask you if you comfortable
Look how love do, I'd practice the Art of War for you like Sun Tzu
Come through and arouse you every morning like the sun do
If you blackout and collapse I want to help you to come to
Notice I haven't yet got into what I want from you
I want you to come to when I come through and make you shine like the sun do
I want you to be the valley for my river to run through
You're everything, you send your soul through your lips to my heart
Sweet music will start I want you to be the music of my art
When people try to rip us apart we got to work to stay together
Go through the seasons of love and never change with the weather
This is my wish list, what I want not what I need there's a difference
These days I'm learning that words got power so I'ma be specific
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Tauntaun on February 09, 2008, 12:17:45 AM: :rofl @ entire thread

I thought FM's posts were hard to read when he was sober, HOLY CRAP MAN! You gotta let it go dude, there are lots of single women out there and there are some who won't treat you like crap! :) Wuvs.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Ichirou on February 09, 2008, 12:34:39 AM: Father_Mike got owned pretty bad by this chick. It happeneed to me too, man. I think it happens to most dudes at least once in their lives. Then they wise up and never let a woman treat them this way ever again.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 09, 2008, 12:37:59 AM: Gay men are picky too. :(
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 09, 2008, 12:41:25 AM: Not when they see Arvie
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 09, 2008, 12:56:28 AM: (http://i28.tinypic.com/99kkfk.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Ichirou on February 09, 2008, 01:15:47 AM: :rofl
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Fresh Prince on February 09, 2008, 01:18:01 AM: :lol

Jesus, man the fuck up.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: lordmaji on February 09, 2008, 02:00:32 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 10:12:49 PM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/tzbtk.png)

:lol :lol :lol I can't believe I didn't see this.

Amazing. :)
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 09, 2008, 04:12:12 AM: Quote
that only woos women in shitty movies, arvie

But all the women I like live in shitty movies, so I'm cool, right?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: The Sceneman on February 09, 2008, 05:47:03 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 10:12:49 PM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/tzbtk.png)

h2whoaaaaaaa
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: abrader on February 09, 2008, 05:50:29 AM: ill give FM this - I like that he grows a real mans beard and not one of those fucked up new age omish ones with no moustache.................................
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: abrader on February 09, 2008, 05:55:47 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 10:52:10 PM
Quote from: Himuro on February 08, 2008, 10:47:25 PM
lmao

mike can you fuck me up the ass i'd like to experience it just once

NEW COMIC

(http://i32.tinypic.com/2lnzsie.jpg)

IN PAIN FROM LAUGHTER
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: The Sceneman on February 09, 2008, 06:35:46 AM: *blows soda all over PC monitor*
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:09:21 AM: lol.

So I passed out around 9 30 and woke back up at 3. Its now 5.

She said she would email me but she won't. If she doesn't there will be no closure and I will always be waiting. So I will call her today and tell her how I feel.

Its set in in the last two hours just how bad I've been treated, and I feel better.

I'm going to go read some Nietzsche. Now thats a guy who knew how to live alone.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:10:29 AM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 09, 2008, 12:56:28 AM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/99kkfk.jpg)

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 07:12:08 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2008, 07:09:21 AM
lol.

So I passed out around 9 30 and woke back up at 3. Its now 5.

She said she would email me but she won't. If she doesn't there will be no closure and I will always be waiting. So I will call her today and tell her how I feel.

Its set in in the last two hours just how bad I've been treated, and I feel better.

I'm going to go read some Nietzsche. Now thats a guy who knew how to live alone.

Arvie, you git, read A Rebours if you want to know how to properly be alone.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:17:56 AM: Against Nature" was Wilde's influence for "The Picture of Dorian Grey". It appears in that text as the mysterious "yellow book" that serves as young Dorian's map to the... Read more

WILL BUY TODAY!

Spending $400 in books will make me happy. It always does. :)
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 07:21:45 AM: The fact that Wilde read A Rebours was also used against him during his court case, btw. It was a fairly notorious book at the time, demonized to the degree that even people that did not read it or know anything about it though that it was pure evil based on its rep alone.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 09, 2008, 07:38:03 AM: you should stop mooning over girls you'll never have and get a deep, all-engrossing serious hobby. i suggest mechanical proof checkers and dependent type systems. http://coq.inria.fr/
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 07:43:45 AM: Don't listen to the oldiefucker, Arby. Give yourself over to aesthetics.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 08:02:25 AM: I have no hobby. besides reading. thats all I do anymore :'(

I think I will get

The Geometry of Rene Descartes - Rene Descartes; Paperback

World of Shakespeare: The Complete Plays and Sonnets of William Shakespeare (38 Volume Library) - William Shakespeare; Hardcover
   $102.05


The Crying of Lot 49 - Thomas Pynchon; Library Binding


Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed - Jared Diamond; Hardcover


The Course of German History (Routledge Classics) (Routledge Classics) - A. Taylor; Paperback

The World Without Us - Alan Weisman; Hardcover

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Trials and Tribulations - Capcom USA; Video Game

The Stillborn God: Religion, Politics, and the Modern West - Mark Lilla; Hardcover

Artificial Intelligence: A Philosophical Introduction - Jack Copeland; Paperback

A Practical Guide to Racism - C. H. Dalton; Hardcover

Come Into My Trading Room: A Complete Guide to Trading - Alexander Elder; Hardcover

The Story of Art, 16th Edition (Gombrich, Ernst Hans Josef//Story of Art) - E.H. Gombrich; Hardcover

The Little Ice Age: How Climate Made History, 1300-1850 - Brian M. Fagan; Paperback

Against Nature (A Rebours) (Penguin Classics) - Joris-Karl Huysmans; Paperback
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 08:06:57 AM: You can't just consume, Arvie. You have to do something with what you are ingesting, or else later in life you will regret not seizing the day. You may not feel like you should be actively doing something, but the Future Arvie would most definitely not wish to see you wasting what could be the most important developmental days of your existence.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 08:07:11 AM: http://www.amazon.com/Euclids-Elements-Dana-Densmore/dp/1888009195/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_4
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 08:09:31 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 09, 2008, 08:06:57 AM
You can't just consume, Arvie. You have to do something with what you are ingesting, or else later in life you will regret not seizing the day. You may not feel like you should be actively doing something, but the Future Arvie would most definitely not wish to see you wasting what could be the most important developmental days of your existence.

I've ingested enough from this. anymore and i won't have stuff for tonight after i talk to her again.

Whiteman have you read anatomy of melancholy? is it readable?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 08:13:03 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2008, 08:09:31 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 09, 2008, 08:06:57 AM
You can't just consume, Arvie. You have to do something with what you are ingesting, or else later in life you will regret not seizing the day. You may not feel like you should be actively doing something, but the Future Arvie would most definitely not wish to see you wasting what could be the most important developmental days of your existence.

I've ingested enough from this. anymore and i won't have stuff for tonight after i talk to her again.

Whiteman have you read anatomy of melancholy? is it readable?

I have never read it.

Why are you talking to this harpy again? Hasn't her previous dishonesty made you write her off? She mislead you, a whore as all women are. I say it's best to getting this out of mind as soon as possible.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 08:14:32 AM: I tried getting her off my mind. In all honesty I've thought about her every day for the last year. I'm tired of it but I don't know how to stop it.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 08:16:28 AM: It's a childhood crush, Arvie. You said yourself that it dates to 7th grade or whatever. Maybe when you grow some pubes someplace besides your face you will learn to drop unfulfillable interests.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 08:19:26 AM: It is just that. Though knowing that still doesn't make it any better.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 09, 2008, 08:28:08 AM: Re read Great Expectations and cry with me Arvie. CRY WITH ME

How can women be so cruel
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 08:29:52 AM: They have no hearts and no feelings.

Thats a good idea. I'll see if I get to it latter this week.

I'm going to be like Pip too. Chasing a girl that will never be mine and ruining everything in the process :'(
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 08:35:12 AM: They're all whores, Arvie, and they need to be punished. Men are blunt and women are subtextual. Woman want a terribly impossible form of bravado that verges on romantic idealism, being that they wish to be supplemented, or having what they lack "filled in" by another person. Conversely, men, blunt and impassive, desire someone subservient to listen to their bullshit. Naturally, these two tetris pieces do not fit naturally together. The only parts of men and women that fit together like corresponding pieces of a puzzle are the genitals. What you need, Arby, is me, the ubermensch.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 09:36:46 AM: I want some one to fill my deep gaps. Does that make me a woman?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Ichirou on February 09, 2008, 11:44:14 AM: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit, Arvie.

Get used to it. :(
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 09, 2008, 04:17:12 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2008, 08:14:32 AM
I tried getting her off my mind. In all honesty I've thought about her every day for the last year. I'm tired of it but I don't know how to stop it.

ROFL, you really ARE a gay! All they do is dwell on what "could have been"

Next stop - LiveJournal!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 09, 2008, 04:49:32 PM: I'm imagining TVC reading his advice in a HAL voice. "They're all whores, Dave"
FM, what do you actually have in common with her? What do you talk about when you're together?

I started reading Euclid's Elements and immediately noticed an unstated assumption used in the first proof, which drove me to Hilbert's Foundations of Geometry. If you want to read the Elements, you should read it alongside this book (http://www.amazon.com/Geometry-Euclid-Beyond-Robin-Hartshorne/dp/0387986502/ref=pd_sim_b_img_4) which explains where Euclid falls short and relates him to modern geometry. Otherwise you'll go mad wondering whether the gaps you can't see how to cross are your fault or Euclid's.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 05:03:44 PM: We talked about blues and death note last time. We always have something to say to each other, even if its about nothing. The only time when conversation struggles is when either me or her is nervous.

I actually already have foundations and Geometry: Euclid and Beyond in my amazon wishlist.

I'm reading whiteheads introduction to mathmatics right now and I'm loving it but I'd like something deeper. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: drozmight on February 09, 2008, 05:09:54 PM: [youtube=425,350]NTt7eCq02hM[/youtube].
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 05:16:41 PM: sadest thing ever.

A letter from Nietzche to the guy that got the only love of his life

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/IMGP0591.jpg)

:'(
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 06:11:16 PM: Jesus Christ, Arvie, Death Note and the Blues? I can still help you, but it's going to take more work to Pygmalion you up than I originally thought.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 06:45:46 PM: I'm going to send her this. Hopefully it will finish this thing off quickly.

O and its not suppose to be serious in tone, before anyone says so. She'll get it.

Dear Rachel,

I miss you gravely, I have for a long time, and it looks like I will have to bear this burden longer.
I care about you deeply and I hope you find happiness.

Please call me if there is ever a change in the situation of your heart - I mean this in both ways.

Thinking about you more than I should,
Arvie.

P.S. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to write a formal letter, as I have always wanted to.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 06:54:34 PM: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 06:55:00 PM: I have no idea.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: drozmight on February 09, 2008, 06:55:29 PM: What's with that sign off?

"Thinking about you more than I should!"

That's creepy.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 06:57:23 PM: ok how about, thinking of you always.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 09, 2008, 07:01:07 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2008, 06:45:46 PM
I'm going to send her this. Hopefully it will finish this thing off quickly.

O and its not suppose to be serious in tone, before anyone says so. She'll get it.

Dear Rachel,

I miss you gravely, I have for a long time, and it looks like I will have to bear this burden longer.
I care about you deeply and I hope you find happiness.

Please call me if there is ever a change in the situation of your heart - I mean this in both ways.

Thinking about you more than I should,
Arvie.

P.S. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to write a formal letter, as I have always wanted to.

ROFL, you said you had to bear a burden - GAY
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:02:06 PM: subtext!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 07:04:19 PM: Arvie, stop trying to scare her or whatever the fuck you are doing. Just man up and drink it off.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:06:53 PM: I want to let her know I care. Last time we did this, with in two months of us not talking she cut one of her wrists. She obviously needed some on for support and I won't give it to her while shes out fucking another dude but I also don't want to see her get that low ever again.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 09, 2008, 07:08:16 PM: What burden are you bearing? You aren't even in a relationship. A burden is when you fuck without a condom and she suddenly becomes pregnant. A burden is when you borrow $50 from someone and have to pay them back. A burden is when you forget to pay the electricity bill.

You have no burden! Calling her a burden is BAD, it just makes it seem like you are doing it out of sympathy because she's extremely fragile and destructive to herself. She will just distance herself away because she doesn't want big daddy bear Arvie hovering over her and protecting her.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:11:45 PM: I kind of am for some part. Your right though she'll just see that one line and think I blame her for this - which I do.

the other option is just to call her up and tell her Im here if she needs help but otherwise I can;t be around her, but if I do this I can't hid my feelings in melodrama.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 07:12:52 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 09, 2008, 07:06:53 PM
I want to let her know I care. Last time we did this, with in two months of us not talking she cut one of her wrists. She obviously needed some on for support and I won't give it to her while shes out fucking another dude but I also don't want to see her get that low ever again.

BAIL THE FUCK OUT! DON'T DEAL WITH CRAZY PEOPLE!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:17:43 PM: I'm crazy too. Crazies deserve each other. Remember this is the girl that stopped me from killing myself.

Now you guys have made me decide not to email her. I wish I would have so I could have just gotten on. Now I'll just be waiting for weeks for her email, which won't come. I'll also stay worried about her if I don't tell her I'm here for her.

I also really liked the line

Please call me if there is ever a change in the situation of your heart - I mean this in both ways. :lol

Time to do my amazon buys, drink and read the bible. I guess.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 09, 2008, 07:19:53 PM: Arvie, just take a couple days and let it settle, then just call her up casually and talk about um... whatever is up with her. Read your bible and play some Waggle Wii or something, I dunno.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:20:52 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 09, 2008, 07:18:27 PM
For fucks sake Arvie make a clean break. Crazy bitches will do this as long as your stupid enough to all for it.

But thats what I'm saying it won't be clean unless I can stop worrying about her. Besides this is like the 5th attempt at a break.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:21:51 PM: Your right demi.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 07:25:54 PM: Arvie, I'm a fucking cigarillo and even I know that rule #1 is to stay away from the crazy headfucking bitches. I mean, that can sometimes be a difficult distinction to make, but it is clear here that you are being mindfucked. If a bitch is cutting her wrists and you feel like you are supposed to help her through that shit,t hat is like a flashing fucking neon sign saying that the return on the effort you put in won't be worth it.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:40:53 PM: what the fuck Import Fees Deposit: $53.69

fuck amazon. that makes it like $500
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:48:49 PM: it also won't let me chose my shipping options so shipping is $60 wtf this has never happened. fuck this.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 07:49:55 PM: Maybe you should cut yourself now.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2008, 07:49:58 PM: FUCK ME IN THE ASS ARVIE
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2008, 07:54:34 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2008, 10:12:49 PM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/tzbtk.png)

I'm so much better looking than Arvie :-*
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Himu on February 09, 2008, 07:55:15 PM: how many dildos can i stick up arvie's ass
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2008, 07:57:19 PM: Speaking of which, a couple days ago I read that there is gay DP porn out there. Like actual two dicks in one ass. I have to see that, just out of scientific curiosity
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 07:58:29 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 09, 2008, 07:49:55 PM
Maybe you should cut yourself now.

I would but the amazon import fees on a straight razor would kill me!

PD you can't judge my looks off of a drunk picture. thats not right.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 08:13:39 PM: it was because of pheonix write that the order was all fucked >:(

   1      "Against Nature (A Rebours) (Penguin Classics)"
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   1    "World of Shakespeare: The Complete Plays and Sonnets of William Shakespeare (38 Volume Library)"
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Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Eric P on February 09, 2008, 08:16:03 PM: Quote
Sold by: Amazon.com
1 "The World Without Us"
Alan Weisman; Hardcover; $16.47

this is a wonderful, uplifting book and didn't at all give birth to new apocalyptic nightmares
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 09, 2008, 08:19:03 PM: Nietzsche and Salome :bow

You should read Kafka's short stories too, they're chock full of barely sublimated angst of this type.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Ichirou on February 09, 2008, 10:10:38 PM: You ordered the shitty Shakespeare edition. Fuck you, Arvie.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 10:13:01 PM: Quote from: Ichi on February 09, 2008, 10:10:38 PM
You ordered the shitty Shakespeare edition. Fuck you, Arvie.

chances are I'll get the norton tome too some day.

I got the crying lot because of you though.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Ichirou on February 09, 2008, 10:18:19 PM: OK, I forgive you. :heartbeat
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 10:18:49 PM: You're still totally homo for being emotional about this crap, though.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 10:19:36 PM: good. I hear total homo is the first step to becoming gay.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Ichirou on February 09, 2008, 10:39:54 PM: Did you really consider committing suicide, Arvie?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 10:42:10 PM: I did. This was two years ago though. Worse day ever, though i was keeping a diary at the time and reading it you can see the decent into madness, which is rather cool.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 10:44:13 PM: It's not really contemplating suicide when you're only 16. Every 16 year old homosexual wishes they were dead. It's the way things work.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 10:52:05 PM: No thats not it. At the time I was thinking about suicide everyday but the one day its kind of hard to explain but the whole day felt like a dream; like nothing I would do would really matter.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 10:53:55 PM: So wait, you didn't even actually do anything? EVERYONE contemplates suicide, period! Especially when they are an idiot, hormone-fuelled teenager.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 09, 2008, 10:55:14 PM: You are not special, Arvie!
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 10:57:03 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 09, 2008, 10:55:14 PM
You are not special, Arvie!

Whats this about! >:(
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 09, 2008, 10:58:14 PM: I dunno, just felt like saying something. But yeah, you're far from the only person to contemplate suicide as a teenager.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Ichirou on February 09, 2008, 11:01:05 PM: What the fuck, you didn't even attempt suicide? You just THOUGHT about it? :lol
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 09, 2008, 11:04:32 PM: Thats not it though. I thought about it a lot but this day was different. I was going to do it, then my mom came home so I didn't have a chance, then I talked to Rachel about and that feeling never returned.

Being suicidal isn't thinking about killing yourself, that happens often, its the feeling that your not in control of your self and that what happens doesn't matter.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Ichirou on February 09, 2008, 11:10:28 PM: Ever thought of hanging yourself using rope made made from tied-together cravats?
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: demi on February 09, 2008, 11:17:36 PM: contemplating suicide = WILD HOMO
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on February 09, 2008, 11:29:31 PM: Quote from: Ichi on February 09, 2008, 11:10:28 PM
Ever thought of hanging yourself using rope made made from tied-together cravats?

:lol
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Post by: TVC15 on February 09, 2008, 11:44:58 PM: I thought you was hardcore, Arvie. Now I'm just disappointed.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2008, 12:18:36 AM: Sorry to disappoint.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 10, 2008, 12:26:19 AM: PM me sometime if you want to talk about this seriously. I have been through a similar situation and I can advise you as only an older, more experienced gentleman can.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2008, 12:31:25 AM: Quote from: Ichi on February 10, 2008, 12:26:19 AM
PM me sometime if you want to talk about this seriously. I have been through a similar situation and I can advise you as only an older, more experienced gentleman can.

The suicide thing? that was years ago and I'm fine. The girl thing, is unfortunate, but I think its over. Though if you've had a similar experience pm me about it. I'd love to hear about it. Either way thanks.
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Post by: Ichirou on February 10, 2008, 01:01:11 AM: The girl thing. I can't really help you regarding suicide. I will PM you later with "my story."
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Post by: TVC15 on February 10, 2008, 01:07:02 AM: I'd say PM me if you wanted to talk seriously, but I have attempted suicide, so I am basically on a different level of cool than you. You are like the kind of person that only started liking My Chemical Romance after they were huge.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 10, 2008, 01:10:16 AM: You failed at death while Father Mike has only failed at life.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2008, 01:12:43 AM: TVC, what would you say is the coolest way to attempt suicide?
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Post by: TVC15 on February 10, 2008, 01:13:42 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2008, 01:12:43 AM
TVC, what would you say is the coolest way to attempt suicide?

Well, Heath Ledger appears to be "cool" with the young people these days, so I say prescription drug complications is the way to off yourself in 2008.
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Post by: demi on February 10, 2008, 01:18:09 AM: Have a bear sit on your face and suffocate you
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Post by: TVC15 on February 10, 2008, 01:23:23 AM: Quote from: demi on February 10, 2008, 01:18:09 AM
Have a bear sit on your face and suffocate you

"What did he die of, doctor?"
"It looks like. . .a chocolate overdose"
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Post by: demi on February 10, 2008, 01:24:56 AM: just sit right on my face
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 10, 2008, 02:07:11 AM: I contemplated suicide all day today. It was pretty wild, I definitely recommend contemplating suicide to everyone.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2008, 02:12:05 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 10, 2008, 02:07:11 AM
I contemplated suicide all day today. It was pretty wild, I definitely recommend contemplating suicide to everyone.

So does Nietzsche.

Nothing feels better that the thought of escape.
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: TVC15 on February 10, 2008, 02:24:46 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 10, 2008, 02:12:05 AM
Nothing feels better that the thought of escape.

Drugs feel better.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2008, 02:25:50 AM: no drugs for me, other than scotch.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 10, 2008, 03:17:36 AM: Drugs : 8.5/10
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 10, 2008, 03:24:01 AM: drugs are good for me
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Post by: demi on February 10, 2008, 03:33:41 AM: i would snort a line if someone sat on my face
Title: Re: I'm going gay.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 10, 2008, 06:15:14 PM: Its over for now. Ichi pm me the story.

Also I would like to say its nice that i can talk here and that Mups is wonderful.