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Title: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2008, 10:32:39 PM: It was awkward as fuck. First, I had to stick a speculum into her vagina. I panicked a little when it wouldn't go in more than an inch. Luckily, she loosened up and it went in smoothly. After I removed the speculum, I stuck my index and middle fingers all the way up to the cervix. With my fingers, I did a thorough examination of the inside cavity. The whole thing just felt really weird because I was sticking things up the vagina of someone I just met.

If it were that uncomfortable to touch a woman's genitals, I can only imagine how bad it'll be next month when I have to examine man ass. :(
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:33:36 PM: Was she old?
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 11, 2008, 10:34:01 PM: Being a doctor sounds awesome!
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: TVC15 on February 11, 2008, 10:35:03 PM: Are doctors allowed to wear trilbys? If so, I can be a doctor.
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2008, 10:35:48 PM: WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS smh
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2008, 10:36:37 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:33:36 PM
Was she old?

She was a fairly attractive redhead in her early 30s. There was nothing erotic about the whole experience though. And you know what a perv I am.

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 11, 2008, 10:35:48 PM
WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS smh

Even if I took pics, I can't share them, dummy.
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: MCD on February 11, 2008, 10:36:48 PM: did she moan?
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2008, 10:38:10 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 11, 2008, 10:35:03 PM
Are doctors allowed to wear trilbys? If so, I can be a doctor.

What's a trilby?
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: demi on February 11, 2008, 10:38:50 PM: Collars match the cuffs?
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Ichirou on February 11, 2008, 10:39:49 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2008, 10:36:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:33:36 PM
Was she old?

She was a fairly attractive redhead in her early 30s. There was nothing erotic about the whole experience though. And you know what a perv I am.

Did she become moist?
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: MCD on February 11, 2008, 10:40:00 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2008, 10:38:10 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 11, 2008, 10:35:03 PM
Are doctors allowed to wear trilbys? If so, I can be a doctor.

What's a trilby?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilby
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: lordmaji on February 11, 2008, 10:40:39 PM: Damn, that would be pretty odd. :P

The finger is a dood's ass will be more odd. I'm sure, unless you into that type of shit. :P
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: bagofeyes on February 11, 2008, 10:40:45 PM: Did she squirt?
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:41:10 PM: If SmoothGroove says he wasn't turned on...damn. Must be true, but oh so sad :'(

I don't remember the last time I got a boner during a physical, in part because all my doctors are ugly Indians
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: lordmaji on February 11, 2008, 10:41:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:41:10 PM
If SmoothGroove says he wasn't turned on...damn. Must be true, but oh so sad :'(

I don't remember the last time I got a boner during a physical, in part because all my doctors are ugly Indians

Some Indian bitches are fine as fuck. They love it when you give them a good beat down w/ your dick.
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2008, 10:42:06 PM: Quote from: demi on February 11, 2008, 10:38:50 PM
Collars match the cuffs?

She was completely shaved from pubic traingle to butthole. :hyper

Quote from: Ichi on February 11, 2008, 10:39:49 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2008, 10:36:37 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:33:36 PM
Was she old?

She was a fairly attractive redhead in her early 30s. There was nothing erotic about the whole experience though. And you know what a perv I am.

Did she become moist?

I can't tell since I lubed her up with KY jelly.
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:45:54 PM: Quote from: lordmaji on February 11, 2008, 10:41:41 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:41:10 PM
If SmoothGroove says he wasn't turned on...damn. Must be true, but oh so sad :'(

I don't remember the last time I got a boner during a physical, in part because all my doctors are ugly Indians

Some Indian bitches are fine as fuck. They love it when you give them a good beat down w/ your dick.

I'm talking about Indian men. Hairy ass Indian men

But my pediatrician was an Indian woman. She wasn't good looking though, and luckily I never got a boner when she touched my balls
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Ichirou on February 11, 2008, 10:49:50 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 11, 2008, 10:42:06 PM
Quote from: demi on February 11, 2008, 10:38:50 PM
Collars match the cuffs?

She was completely shaved from pubic traingle to butthole. :hyper

omggggggggg :drool
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 11, 2008, 10:57:36 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:45:54 PM
Quote from: lordmaji on February 11, 2008, 10:41:41 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 11, 2008, 10:41:10 PM
If SmoothGroove says he wasn't turned on...damn. Must be true, but oh so sad :'(

I don't remember the last time I got a boner during a physical, in part because all my doctors are ugly Indians

Some Indian bitches are fine as fuck. They love it when you give them a good beat down w/ your dick.

I'm talking about Indian men. Hairy ass Indian men

But my pediatrician was an Indian woman. She wasn't good looking though, and luckily I never got a boner when she touched my balls

At least you got a female one,not all of us are so lucky.
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 11, 2008, 11:18:17 PM: -carpet match drapes?
-did she get wet
-did she have good hygeine
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Ichirou on February 12, 2008, 01:08:21 AM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on February 11, 2008, 11:18:17 PM
-carpet match drapes?
-did she get wet
-did she have good hygeine

- She was shaved, no way to tell.
- Smooth smothered her area in K-Y, no way to tell.
- ??? I want to know the answer to this too.
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: thekavorka on February 12, 2008, 01:10:03 AM: what year of med school are you?
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: T-Short on February 12, 2008, 03:54:05 AM: Smooth Groove indeed
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: Ichirou on February 12, 2008, 03:56:39 AM: So, CrystalGemini, I see you browsing the thread. Thoughts?
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 12, 2008, 04:29:34 AM: dcharlie +1
Title: Re: So I did my first pelvic exam on a female patient
Post by: xnikki118x on February 12, 2008, 05:21:55 AM: Haha dcharlie indeed.

I had a pap smear and a pelvic exam on Wednesday! I bet you're all jealous.

I totally cried the first time I had an internal ultrasound. They shouldn't be allowed to do these things to virgins, seriously.

I'm a straight female though, and I think doing a pelvic on a woman would be way easier than man ass. Something about man ass just...ew ew.