THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 03:27:43 AM
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Even Amirox has a girlfriend.
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)
Romantic. *swoon*
No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!
WTF
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post-valentine's day sex, whoopee
see you in 5 minutes, stud
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ps. she's probably raggedly nasty, don't get depressed cause some drug junkie hooked up with a fellow junkie
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Wanna play COD4?
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ps. she's probably raggedly nasty, don't get depressed cause some drug junkie hooked up with a fellow junkie
that does actually make me feel better
Wanna play COD4?
im about to sleep. 8 am class tomorrow :(
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he's probably lying
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nice tag emperor.
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Olive Garden, eh? That won't keep his babe enthralled.
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She's probably a fatass like him.
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Girlfriends just get in the way of what really matters in life...
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Eh, I'm single for the first time in awhile, but I can't complain. Don't need a girlfriend to have sex and when you're young, relationships get in the way of things that really matter - like Lost Odyssey.
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relationships just get in the way of me finding another relationship
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You should take tips from this guy:
[youtube=425,350]lmDTSQtK20c[/youtube]
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Even Amirox has a girlfriend.
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)
Romantic. *swoon*
No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!
WTF
WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.
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:piss losers
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monkey pee lolz
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Even Amirox has a girlfriend.
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)
Romantic. *swoon*
No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!
WTF
WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.
He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.
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new or old phantom? the new one has emma :drool
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ha ha, I knew he couldn't afford Phantom tickets and Olive Garden on the same night.
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You shoulda took her to see Sweeney Todd instead.
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Even Amirox has a girlfriend.
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)
Romantic. *swoon*
No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!
WTF
WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.
He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.
Ew. :-\
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new or old phantom? the new one has emma :drool
The movies suck! Go see the stage performance. :punch
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Even Amirox has a girlfriend.
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)
Romantic. *swoon*
No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!
WTF
WOAH WOAH WOAH.... I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.
He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.
Ew. :-\
I know. Couldn't even afford the HD version.
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new or old phantom? the new one has emma :drool
The movies suck! Go see the stage performance. :punch
TAKE ME
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I wish I was better at hooking up outside of relationships. I'm an atheist, where does this crushing guilt come from!
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I wish I was better at hooking up outside of relationships. I'm an atheist, where does this crushing guilt come from!
just visit a few seedy bars and/or high schools. you'll find something
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no, I'm not talking about effectiveness or ability
I'm just talking about crushing emotional guilt for no discernable reason
FUCK YOU JESUSLAND
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well if you're banging high schoolers you should have some sort of guilt ??? that's just normal (not the fact that you're banging high schoolers, that's creepy, but hey, that's life)
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no, I'm not talking about effectiveness or ability
I'm just talking about crushing emotional guilt for no discernable reason
FUCK YOU JESUSLAND
After doing it a few times, you learn to get over it...
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MORE LIKE ANDREW LOL WEBER
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Kavorka, self pity will get you nowhere. Get out there, dude, and meet people.
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http://www.match.com (http://www.match.com)
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i don't need tips on meeting people.
i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever
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Ah. The dreaded Friend Zone.
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i don't need tips on meeting people.
i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever
I am starting to learn about this, how to get a girl's attraction meter rising. The following has worked for me a bit (I am getting more second dates than ever).
-Flirt with her (make light teasing gestures to her, compliment her on a less-obvious part of her being/wardrobe/etc, don't drown her in compliments though)
-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)
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i don't need tips on meeting people.
i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever
I am starting to learn about this, how to get a girl's attraction meter rising. The following has worked for me a bit (I am getting more second dates than ever).
-Flirt with her (make light teasing gestures to her, compliment her on a less-obvious part of her being/wardrobe/etc, don't drown her in compliments though)
-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)
"I bet you have a clean asshole."
"What?!?"
"I mean, you seem like the clean type, are you a 3 wiper or a 4 wiper?"
"......." *runs*
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"I bet you bleach your two-hole" :lol
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-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)
Oh man, there are so many ways this could crash and burn. :lol
Olive Garden, eh? That won't keep his babe enthralled.
Not when you're into psychedelics, and you think the waiter is a giant chinese finger trap made of rainbows trying to suck you into the sky.
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you can get out of friend zone, but it takes a while. i've made a career out of seducing female friends!