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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 03:27:43 AM

Title: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 03:27:43 AM
Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic.  *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!


WTF
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: demi on February 14, 2008, 03:28:30 AM
post-valentine's day sex, whoopee

see you in 5 minutes, stud
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: demi on February 14, 2008, 03:29:06 AM
ps. she's probably raggedly nasty, don't get depressed cause some drug junkie hooked up with a fellow junkie
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2008, 03:31:24 AM
Wanna play COD4?
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 03:32:38 AM
ps. she's probably raggedly nasty, don't get depressed cause some drug junkie hooked up with a fellow junkie

that does actually make me feel better



Wanna play COD4?

im about to sleep. 8 am class tomorrow :(
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 03:32:50 AM
he's probably lying
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: MCD on February 14, 2008, 03:45:23 AM
nice tag emperor.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2008, 04:16:43 AM
Olive Garden, eh?  That won't keep his babe enthralled.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 14, 2008, 04:23:34 AM
She's probably a fatass like him. 
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: FatalT on February 14, 2008, 04:24:58 AM
Girlfriends just get in the way of what really matters in life...
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 14, 2008, 04:25:43 AM
Eh, I'm single for the first time in awhile, but I can't complain.  Don't need a girlfriend to have sex and when you're young, relationships get in the way of things that really matter - like Lost Odyssey.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 04:31:01 AM
relationships just get in the way of me finding another relationship
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 05:17:05 AM
You should take tips from this guy:
[youtube=425,350]lmDTSQtK20c[/youtube]
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 05:19:23 AM
Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic.  *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!


WTF

WOAH WOAH WOAH....  I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.  On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: The Sceneman on February 14, 2008, 05:20:50 AM
:piss losers
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 05:26:19 AM
monkey pee lolz
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: demi on February 14, 2008, 05:26:38 AM
Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic.  *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!


WTF

WOAH WOAH WOAH....  I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.  On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.

He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 05:27:56 AM
new or old phantom?  the new one has emma :drool
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Smooth Groove on February 14, 2008, 05:29:33 AM
ha ha, I knew he couldn't afford Phantom tickets and Olive Garden on the same night. 
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Ichirou on February 14, 2008, 05:37:58 AM
You shoulda took her to see Sweeney Todd instead.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 06:18:30 AM
Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic.  *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!



WTF

WOAH WOAH WOAH....  I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.  On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.

He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.
Ew.   :-\
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 14, 2008, 06:19:10 AM
new or old phantom?  the new one has emma :drool

The movies suck!  Go see the stage performance.  :punch
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: demi on February 14, 2008, 06:42:53 AM
Even Amirox has a girlfriend.

Quote from: Amir0x
I took my girlfriend to see Phantom of the Opera tonight, had dinner at Olive Garden off Times Square (hey I'm not rich!)

Romantic.  *swoon*

No real gifts except the guarantee of post-Valentine's Sex tomorrow!



WTF

WOAH WOAH WOAH....  I LOVE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.  On second thought, you should just take pointers from AmirOx.

He probably rented the DVD. Don't get ahead of yourself.
Ew.   :-\

I know. Couldn't even afford the HD version.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 06:48:23 AM
new or old phantom?  the new one has emma :drool

The movies suck!  Go see the stage performance.  :punch
TAKE ME
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 14, 2008, 06:52:05 AM
I wish I was better at hooking up outside of relationships. I'm an atheist, where does this crushing guilt come from!
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 06:52:36 AM
I wish I was better at hooking up outside of relationships. I'm an atheist, where does this crushing guilt come from!
just visit a few seedy bars and/or high schools.  you'll find something
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on February 14, 2008, 06:56:21 AM
no, I'm not talking about effectiveness or ability

I'm just talking about crushing emotional guilt for no discernable reason

FUCK YOU JESUSLAND
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 06:57:19 AM
well if you're banging high schoolers you should have some sort of guilt  ???  that's just normal (not the fact that you're banging high schoolers, that's creepy, but hey, that's life)
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: tiesto on February 14, 2008, 08:56:50 AM
no, I'm not talking about effectiveness or ability

I'm just talking about crushing emotional guilt for no discernable reason

FUCK YOU JESUSLAND

After doing it a few times, you learn to get over it...
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Eric P on February 14, 2008, 09:29:04 AM
MORE LIKE ANDREW LOL WEBER

Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Rman on February 14, 2008, 09:38:00 AM
Kavorka, self pity will get you nowhere.  Get out there, dude, and meet people.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: tiesto on February 14, 2008, 09:39:42 AM
http://www.match.com (http://www.match.com)
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: thekavorka on February 14, 2008, 09:47:25 AM
i don't need tips on meeting people.

i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Rman on February 14, 2008, 09:54:09 AM
Ah.  The dreaded Friend Zone.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: tiesto on February 14, 2008, 10:16:42 AM
i don't need tips on meeting people.

i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever

I am starting to learn about this, how to get a girl's attraction meter rising. The following has worked for me a bit (I am getting more second dates than ever).

-Flirt with her (make light teasing gestures to her, compliment her on a less-obvious part of her being/wardrobe/etc, don't drown her in compliments though)
-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Tauntaun on February 14, 2008, 11:09:28 AM
i don't need tips on meeting people.

i need tips on staying out of the FRIEND ZONE. worst zone ever

I am starting to learn about this, how to get a girl's attraction meter rising. The following has worked for me a bit (I am getting more second dates than ever).

-Flirt with her (make light teasing gestures to her, compliment her on a less-obvious part of her being/wardrobe/etc, don't drown her in compliments though)
-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)


"I bet you have a clean asshole."

"What?!?"

"I mean, you seem like the clean type, are you a 3 wiper or a 4 wiper?"

"......." *runs*
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: tiesto on February 14, 2008, 11:27:57 AM
"I bet you bleach your two-hole"  :lol
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: drew on February 14, 2008, 02:00:36 PM
-Don't be afraid to be slightly sexual/make subtle innuendos
-Light body contact (touch her arm, her hand, rub her back etc)

Oh man, there are so many ways this could crash and burn.   :lol



Olive Garden, eh?  That won't keep his babe enthralled.

Not when you're into psychedelics, and you think the waiter is a giant chinese finger trap made of rainbows trying to suck you into the sky.
Title: Re: I am such a fucking loser
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2008, 02:36:42 PM
you can get out of friend zone, but it takes a while.  i've made a career out of seducing female friends!